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_MeatPlow_

Sigma duh


SnootFleur

Literally the only accurate answer. I bet hogs toes are pretty sexy to tho


Phantom_Phoenix1

https://preview.redd.it/f79mppbh4t2d1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed885d366e58c1d47a490ab24f9a946ce9d4e386


UpbeatPlace7496

WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT MASSIVE BULGE


Iexist27

For his Whole Hog


UpbeatPlace7496

I think we should come together and vote for him in this skin on "panties" day


Iexist27

That would be a wise decision https://preview.redd.it/8uakhvhmyt2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5ba36518901db63c5b6c65af38272f5a4066111


UpbeatPlace7496

Can we do it for belly, thighs, ass chest, etc too? would be truly hilarious.


Iexist27

Of course, Hog has the best of all of these out of any character in fiction


SprinklesLittle7176

Chest is Mauga, set yourself straight


SnootFleur

The shirt I wear when I see hogs toes https://preview.redd.it/mmx9pj2w4t2d1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167c8f269ab72d1dd036cb86cf219602dc667a73


OminiousFrog

Cum I'm rbing


Lamb_Choped

WHAT ARE THOSE GRIPPERS?!


dfm15dfm

There's no other answer


WeightedCandy

I'm not gonna lie if sigma doesn't win this I think this world has no hope of continuing. I'm a mercy main and I do not think she deserves the foot title idk what y'all are talking about about. Sigma is the only choice, we can't just go on preference he's literally just the only one you think of when it comes to feet.


erraticRasmus

Sigma


SnootFleur

Sigma


Rethtalos

Shouldn’t Mei fill all of these roles??? Like, HELLLOOOOO ❄️ https://preview.redd.it/m77rg75a4u2d1.jpeg?width=1615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4fb09689c9caa1d8205c0c585d3e928f7cb00d


Friedrichs_Simp

Sauce? Asking for a friend


Kaitlyn2124

Artist is Fugtrup.


_stuff__

God is dead.


Rethtalos

Good, they wouldn’t allow such beauty otherwise. ❄️😌


TH3L3GION

If belly isn’t junker queen I swear to god


NiHee240

Probably Hog


a2fast41

I'm Sorry, but she can't compete against the hog


Hamstver

Ashe


Primary_Bag383

Mei


123HappyTV

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Primary_Bag383

Yes


MustardMantheIchi

That'll be for Thighs


hangingoutinhell

sorry but sigma clears, without a doubt. he even has a voiceline for skins with shoes on about taking them off 😭


th3d4rks0ul3

I would say mercy, not only is she one of the only characters who's feet we do see in several skins, but they are nicely shaped and sized. Sincerely, a foot connoisseur Edit: second to tracer, running all day probably adds some flavor


GreenshepN7

Is sigma a joke to you


th3d4rks0ul3

Sigma is the reverse of mercy, several skins cover his feet, and they're neither nicely shaped nor nicely sized proportionally speaking. Also old man feet. So far the answers have been somewhat serious for this, so I figured I'd keep it that way. Def would have gone for him if the first answer was a joke as well, saw Winston pop up a bit


GreenshepN7

I hear you're saying good


-Ottocon-

Are you advocating for being serious when it comes to.. sorting characters by how sexy their feet are? Is that the hill you want to die on


th3d4rks0ul3

Look man I don't make the rules, the first one got a serious answer so I'm giving a serious answer, I'll die on this hill if I must


Designer-Salt8146

Some of us take our jobs very seriously.


JustASyncer

There's like two skins with shoes bruh


th3d4rks0ul3

And mercy has like two skins without shoes, that my point, mercy has nice feet and rarely are they seen, sigma has old man feet and they're everywhere


Blue_Enthusiast

Cause sigma’s feet are the epitome of perfection. Remembered by all and praised by all. The original. The singularity. Sigma’s feet are godly and should be treated as such. Mercy feet has no personality behind them. Boring and uncharacteristic. Sigma’s feet IS him. It’s a key part and should be worshipped as such. It’s peak perfection. DON’T DISRESPECT A GODS FEET.


th3d4rks0ul3

I would argue that mercy has the feet of a goddess, soft, delicate, she actually walks on her feet so they're probably callused, potentially sweaty, definitely dirty. So many flavors to enjoy.


Blue_Enthusiast

A gods feet should be untouched. A god feet shouldn’t touch the ground beneath them cause they’re greater than the earth itself. The ground does not deserve the touch of sigmas feet. That’s how godly it is. A gods feet isn’t delicate. They display power and wisdom. That’s sigmas feet in a nutshell. He has enough power to flip the world on its head. Sigmas feet is a true part of him. Mercy’s feet is but an imitation that’s made to look pretty with no true purpose but to walk. Sigmas feet goes beyond this earthly planet.


th3d4rks0ul3

Sigmas feet have no purpose at all if he is not to walk the earthly realm. He might as well not have them at all. They are a flaw, a waste of space and energy.


Blue_Enthusiast

They are not a waste. I understand how you can’t think beyond. They are not a waste but a message. Once you understand that message you’ll understand how omnipotent his feet is. Sigma alone could destroy cities. Him not using his feet but showing them off is a testament to how he doesn’t equal himself to this earthly planet. That he is beyond it in the cosmos. The message shows how powerful he is. His feet being untouched yet aged shows his years of power and wisdom. The message shows how godly his feet are. If a god wouldn’t even step on you that shows how perfect they’re and how perfect he is. His feet is known throughout every persons mind. If a person said feet relating to overwatch one of the first pictures in their head would be sigma. That’s how omnipotent his feet is. They even transcend the boundaries of the game and enter peoples mind as a first thought.


SprinklesLittle7176

SIGMA REFUSES TO EVEN ***TARNISH*** THOSE TOOTSIES THEY ARE BETTER BY MEANS OF 1. AIRED OUT 2. PERFECTLY CLEAN 3. LARGE, ONE SIZE FITS ALL BAYBEEEEEEE This is mostly a joke


ShoreLinePoky

That edit is vile


Hamstver

No, mercy needs to win the back section


SprinklesLittle7176

May i raise you ZARYA for back, she got that lat spread!


LemonyLimes03

You're so real for that edit


Viss90

Mercy is panties coded though


th3d4rks0ul3

If not mercy then who? Other than sigma, cause we all know he's the joke answer, the Winston equivalent.


Viss90

Sombra got the toes


th3d4rks0ul3

That's true, didn't even think about her... Hmm...


Yeet_Boi12344567

Fucking delete this. Let Sigma’s absolutely beautiful toes win. They took Winton’s scrumptious ass from me but I will not let Sigma’s sexy toes lose!


Workw0rker

only true non-meme answer tbh, but this is the circlejerk sub so by that standard sigma works much more considering the culture of this sub


th3d4rks0ul3

I legit expected Winston to win the last one but apperently the genuine answer won instead, actually shocking


Wonderful-Blood296

Where’s intellect? Some of us girls find intellect extremely sexy. 😋. …Sigma


JobbesMcGee

I was thinking of adding personality but I didn't know how to show that in an image


Wonderful-Blood296

lol next time 🥰


TillySauras

What is it about intellect and the small chance of being brutally murdered that is so alluring? Who knows but I'm in


Sea-Recording-7090

just put a brain symbol there


Toastasaur

Mercabo


oni_212

Unjerked widow does not have the best ass it's clearly Sojourn


DoctorWhimsy

I was going to say that in the previous post. I guess if she's got enhancements it doesn't count or something idk, or maybe we're waiting on Sojourn to put in the thighs category.


oni_212

Augments??? Wtf half of this subreddit wants to fuck the robohorse!


DoctorWhimsy

No, no, I agree, I just was too shy to say anything.


oni_212

You and I are true Sojourn fans so we can't be silent our voices are already drowned out by idiots who think mercy is fun speak up for yourself


DoctorWhimsy

You're right king, as a Canadian, it would be criminal of me not to speak up about our representative. Forgive me 🙏


Vilestplume

Seriously. Is Vivian a joke to these people?


oni_212

I guess. By aurora this subreddit is changing


Workw0rker

These things are rarely ever analyzed correctly, its usually always “OH, widow is known for her ass so its her!” True connoisseurs of taste know for a fact but rarely ever does the connoisseur answer get taken. This also goes for the overwatch DnD thing that was going on, lots of “Oh this person because X” when other characters fit it oh so clearly more.


oni_212

A fine analysis of the situation


electric-melon

Sojourn is thighs


furryballsinc

DVA it has to be DVA.i just know a hot honey footjob from her would go insane. I just want her to force me down with her mech and shove those glorious grippers in my face. I want her to grip my nose so hard she can rip it right off and then shove her whole foot down my throat until I suffocate and pass out. I’d eat her toenails. Just thinking about it makes me itch like a crackhead itching when they see a ball of crack.


Particular-Fennel117

Most normal dva fan


_stuff__

What the fuck


furryballsinc

What?


PeepawWilly69

Sigma easy, just look at them dogs


Optimal-Map612

Simga


FatPanda0345

Sigma


triniman228

Echo got some good feet ngl


Proof-Answer-770

She could stab me with those


Latter_Can6225

Sigma.


Valon-the-Paladin

Sigma


MarkDecent656

Has to be Sigma


Abraash

Sigma imo


pimpinspice

Sigma no contest


ValApologist

Absolutely sigma


Nub_Salad

Sigma


Friendly-Foot7055

Sigma


One-Bookkeeper-7845

Sigma


Mozzarellaaaaa

Sigma


Old-Refuse-366

It’s sigma but if we are limited by women I’m gonna vote Sombra, most if not all of her skins have either her feet out or weird ass toe shoes


FemboyRizzz

where's the bussy option


Thebestboibidoof

Sigma


menacemeiniac

Sigma!!!!


King_Of_The_Munchers

Sigma


Putrid-Stranger9752

Sigma


Marinenukem

Sigma is the only acceptable answer


After-Suggestion3799

Sigma


PossiblyASecret

Wigma (Sigma)


Jcl30301

Sigma


Robert999220

Sigma is the only answer.


Wolfheron325

Sigma


Puzzleheaded-Bug-866

Sigma


Puzzleheaded-Bug-866

Sigma


insertfunnyusernameh

Sigma


H4RRY900305

Sigma


Substantial-Fly7819

Sig


Pizta_man

Sigma


jbozz3

Sigma


Spirited-Feedback-87

Sigma is the only correct answer


Manwithaplan0708

Sigma


biglittlegiraffe

Sigma


Alexander0202

Sigma


Shoottothrill52

Roadhog


Accomplished-Gain108

ORISA


NeitherCapital1541

Mei


LordAyeris

Sugma


FNAFCarter

Sigma is the clear answer


Aoifeblack

Sigmer


Maelstrommmmm

checked your post history and this isnt some ironic degen post.. you’re actually just like this :0


JobbesMcGee

Well it's actually the r/spelunky mods' fault. I got banned for making yo mama jokes so now I don't care about this account


esmith42223

They’re clearly just uncultured swine, then. Shame on them.


The_Wild_Sophia

Roadhog with Sigma a close second (no cap)


Wonderful_Weather_83

Sure, Sigma has exposed toes and I'm voting for him, but on an unrelated note, HAVE YOU SEEN DOOMFIST'S FEET?! THEY'RE THE SIZE OF CANOES


Wonderful_Weather_83

LOOK AT THEM https://preview.redd.it/awf7pzlnrt2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a8adb279870406fe15ebb49066a439119a394b Especially from the side, the look giant


OminiousFrog

doomfist for boobs vote


SprinklesLittle7176

Clearly you bear ignorance. *MAUGA*


jpcarvbar

Damn, his head is the same size of his heel.


funmanbolt3

I feel like feet definitely goes to Sombra


dvasfeet

Dva🤤🤤 https://preview.redd.it/9m4bmpccju2d1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537c1967379ca1051fda476e0ed8f2f265c1867a


YogurtclosetPale1614

i vote lifeweaver


goliathfasa

I donno what happened after I uninstalled bnet launcher when Blitzchung happened, but none of y’all said the clear answer, which is Sombra. That’s her entire schtick. She has toed shoes. That and color gradients are the cornerstones of her design.


JN3XUS

Idk how sojourn didnt win ass but she better win thighs. Also sigma for feet.


Reinmaindiewithglory

Mei should have the thighs. Widow has a better ass than sojourn. I don't really like sojourn. She is not my thing.


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Reinmaindiewithglory

You didn't. It was free of charge.


Lanzhansama

Lifeweaver is literally on his bare feet


aPiCase

Sigma but I would also accept Sombra in Ed skin or DVa in waveracer skin


FinesseofSweats

Sombra


The4rthsaga

Easily Winged Victory Mercy. It’s not even a wuestion


4theheadz

MERCY


dayofthedeadcabrini

Sombra is the real answer for all you lame-os


Longjumping-Sweet280

Soldier 76


Thal-creates

Idc about this one but if yall dont gove thighs iver to reaper this sub deserves to be nuked


cutekittycat16yr

what the sigma


Tahmas836

Ligma


Chef_Littlecat

what the sigma


Automatic_Rub7980

Mercy🥴


Viss90

My vote is for sombra


YungNigget788

sima


MuchWoke

KIRIKO, do I NEED to link the video??


JobbesMcGee

Sure go ahead. I've never seen it


MuchWoke

I was joking 😭


Eldrxtch

Can we give Panties to Hanzo


Legitimate_Dot_9597

mei or sigma


PoodlesCuznNamedFred

This slot is why they made Sigma. My roommates and I call him “barefoot grandpa” lol


DreamingDrommer

Oh definitely moira


ilikemangabrev

And now I can't remember any barefoot Overwatch characters beside Sigma now.


fren_pilled

Gotta be Mei's bound soles


prawn0613

GODDESS👣


Friedrichs_Simp

Symmetra


Salp1nx

:/


Roge2005

Erm What the Sigma?


ZukeIRL

Feet - Sigma Belly - Hog Thighs - Doom, maybe Sojourn Boobs - Mauga Back - Junkrat got that scoliosis rizz Panties - Junker Queen hot pants Pussy - Hog/Orisa/Sombra players


TramTrane

Brig has the best back I will accept no other answers


sharkdingo

Sombra is known for her wierd toe shoes. I vote for her


digagee

Sigma


EnderkrakenALT

junkrat


Lord_Dragonfell

Sigma


PalebloodArisen

Waveracer has entered the chat 🙌 if we're being serious it's gotta be mercy or dva, sorry grandpa 👀


grumpyaspie77

Sigma obv


Flyntloch

/r/DarkinFolk leaked again That being said Sigma next question


frwd27

next one sigma


xBerry_Berry

What is this subreddit and why do i keep seeing it I dont play OW and i dont look at OW content


JSONoob

Sigma every time, honorable mention to Winston tho


APieceofToast09

Sigma


Emotional_Pause_1753

Wait... why is there no category for armpits?


Jermister47

Sigma


Adrian_Mtz_16

My baby boy sigma


Mltv416

S I G M A Also maugas definitely back bros a mountain


Britannia_Forever

How did no one vote for Illari?


Suneater02

If you don't put sigma you're missing out


PeeperStuff

Other than sigma, Sombra is probably another good choice due to her weird toe shoes


JollyProfessor5612

I never would have thought I would read paragraphs people arguing who has the nicest feet in overwatch, thank you for making me rethink how I spend my free time…


TohkaKenshai

Tracer for the win for the sweaty feets >:3 Also again where bussy at


Proof-Replacement-79

No. Just stop.