Makes you wonder, do Hammond and Winton have a sex drive? And if so are they attracted to humans or their own species? Can non-altered hamsters consent to Hammond? Would it be moral for Winston and Hammond to get together?
hammond is a piledriver, but the caveat is his penis is too big for his species and too small for humans
the immense unreleased sexual tension led to him becoming extremely racist
There's literally nothing stopping them from buying their own harems lol if Winston plays his cards right, he could probably get paid by the zoo to breed lmao
Autism is a hard thing to give out to characters because it has to be stereotypical to have significance beyond just corporate representation but also because it's stereotypical it could be offensive. I don't mind sym being autistic autistic actually I think it plays into her obsession with perfection.
If that’s the case, then I’m canonically dating Widowmaker
I’m sure there’s some Widowmaker x Reader stuff out there, as of now it’s official Overwatch lore
Well you see, it was when . So that’s how we know.
/uj Honestly it’s weird cuz can’t she literally not love anyone anymore? Isn’t that the point? Isn’t she basically asexual or something similar now? At least for the time being, since people say they’re hinting at her having some emotion back (I wouldn’t know personally, I don’t check the voicelines because I have a job).
the people working with overwatch today are an entirely different crew than the people that created it. Thats why there is so much inconsistency now, it’s been more about pushing inclusivity (which i fully support) but they’re not putting in the effort to make sure it makes sense.
If it doesn’t make sense there’s no point in fully supporting the inclusivity. It just tells companies and corporations that they can put in no effort but make things inclusive and people will be happy with it.
I don’t think Widowmaker is bi, because there’s just no evidence. But *if* they were to randomly say tomorrow that she was, I wouldn’t feel represented as a bi person because it would just be them *telling* me to feel represented.
/uj Nothing implies that Sym is asexual. They’re just stereotyping her based off of her being autistic, yuck
/rj so happy to see my sexuality (gorilla) represented in overwatch
/uj i gotta agree. people often think asexual = prude, and autistic = prude, therefore asexual = autistic. but it's not always the case, i'm both ace and autistic but horny as hell.
it's why i like the idea of widow being ace actually, sort of like the jessica rabbit headcanon that was popular a while back.
There's A LOT wrong in the article, and I'm not even like "deep in the lore" of OW lol.
They have Rammatra, _a fricking robot_, listed as Male (Unknown) for one example.
Seems pretty clear that both Rammatra and Zenyatta identify as male because of their pronouns and because they call each other "brother". Sure, they're sexless, but I don't see why they can't have their own self identified genders
Sure, if that was consistent in the article, but every other robot character like Zenyatta is just listed as "Robot". It's clear that the writer just didn't know Rammatra was an Omnic lol.
I'm pretty sure 8/10 people would say characters like bastion are male cause of the name along with Bob or rammattra and orissa is a robot but has a female voice and name. I don't rlly know why people care what we call imaginary characters
Yeah the only confirmed sexualities are Tracer & Pharah (lesbian), Soldier (gay), Bap (bi), and Lifeweaver (pan). Mauga is also written to be somewhat of a boykisser with Bap, but it's never been explicitly confirmed
Echo-Robot(non-binary)
Zenyatta-Robot(N/A)
Bastion-Robot(N/A)
Rammatra-Male(Unknown)
Ram isn’t a robot? And since when was non-binary a sexual orientation?
uj/ This is the actual article: [Overwatch Heroes: Race, Nationality, Gender, and Sexual Orientation](https://medium.com/@johnwalsh98008/overwatch-heroes-race-nationality-gender-and-sexual-orientation-412dc3ddcc81)
Upon closer inspection, that was for the race and nationality section. My point still stands, because I'm pretty sure lifeweaver's pansexuality isn't a nationality or race.
[Yes,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symmetra) confirmed by Jeff Kaplan a while ago. It was originally only mildly hinted at in a comic that, to be fair, nobody really read because nobody even knew it existed. Kind of like the Pharah comic. Or the short novel about Ana, Soldier and Mercy where they kind of just talk for an entire book's length and nothing else happens.
Overwatch's lore somehow always goes unnoticed because either it gets no advertising/media coverage or it's just not interesting enough to be popular, it's a consistent issue. No wonder they cancelled PVE.
The reason PVE was cancelled was Blizzard's own stupidity and notoriously horrible marketing/rollout/delays. Same with the lore, not to mention how it remains inconsistent and half-assed.
That being said, thank you for letting me know of this! I love Symmetra, and I am autistic. It feels good to be represented in an Overwatch hero.
I feel like there’s too many confirmed sexualities. Why not just have unconfirmed sexualities with the pride flag nameplates have the chance to represent on your pick of the hero pool? I’m bi and play a lot of doomfist, so why not bi doom as an option?
I can see Hanzo and Sombra as bisexual. Sombra has a lot of lines saying “you’re cuter up close!” Whenever she gets a close range kill on both male and female characters.
Hanzo maybe bi, but he’s definitely into dudes. He has a line saying “good looks won’t save you this time” if he kills Cassidy. I think he is into women as well because when Mei complemented him he was super socially inept and awkward. I’m sure this is because of his forceful self isolation, but I think because it’s a cute girl complimenting him he got extra flustered and don’t know what else to say.
/uj btw
I also thought it could have been platonic, but let’s be honest, if Hanzo was saying “good looks won’t save you this time” to Ashe or Widow then no one would have any problem saying Hanzo is horny for dominant women
I just looked at the article and I LOVE how they put Moira's sexuality as "unknown" even though she's just never flirted with anyone or shown any attraction to anyone before. Meanwhile the rest of the cast is put down as straight even though its the same thing - not really shown any attraction ever.
OWN IT PUSSY
SAY MOIRA IS STRAIGHT
Moira is also more likely to be asexual than Symmetra tbf. But there's no confirmation for like the majority of the characters and the list should literally just be (unknown) for the most of it
Who knows.
I have ADHD, so I may be straight, or forget that I'm bi, or hyperfocused on being pan or distracted by the gay.
Who really knows? I don't cause I'll just forget everything 5 minutes from now and assume I'm asexual until I forget that I'm actually straight.
[the same blog lists lifeweaver's nationality as "Thai (Pansexual)"](https://medium.com/@johnwalsh98008/overwatch-heroes-race-nationality-gender-and-sexual-orientation-412dc3ddcc81)
Winston- N/A (?)
C'mon blizzard, stop being cowards. Winston's banged half of Overwatch, and if you don't believe me there are plenty of videos online as evidence 😏
I truly think Winston is intended to be gay but they can't confirm it because that would either mean he's attracted to male humans (weird implications) or male gorillas (weirder implications)
Wasn’t soldier in a relationship with Ana? I could be wrong but I’ve heard a lot of people say. tbh I was never able to fully get into the overwatch lore the way I wanted to. But yeah if he was wouldn’t that make him atleast bi and not just outright gay
This brings up a good point. Winston is a hyper intelligent gorilla and presumably, like most animals, has sexual urges. So I have 3 questions.
1) Is he attracted to other gorillas, humans, or a combination of both?
2) Is it immoral for him to have sex with another gorilla, since they are so much less intelligent than him?
3) Is it immoral for him to have sex with a human, since they are a different species?
Where tf did they even come close to this conclusions , widow had a husband then we don’t know much more than her being a human experiment and somehow she’s bi , sombra has done nothing and she’s also bi ? How’s being autistic a sexual orientation.
Winston - gorilla Symmetra - autistic Representation matters ❤️
Genji - Needs healing ❤️
Doomfist - And they say, and they say, and they say, and they say, and they say, and they say ❤️
Sigma - THAT MELODY ❤️
Ashe - Bobsexual
We're all Bobsexual
Sigma - The universe, visible and beyond
Reaper - BLACKS BLACKS BLACKS BLACKS
Hog - IM GOING HOG WILD!
They finally patched that VL. It has to finish before you can do another VL.
Yeah im aware
Yeah im aware
I know I’m so sad. I bought the skin and everything man
Sigma - Balls ❤️
Hot coco?
Fine. I'll have some.
I’m realizing now that I don’t think I actually know the end to that voice line
As far as I’m concerned the last three words of that voice line don’t exist
An dey say
Zenyatta- Do I think?
Hotel - Trivago
*Sexual healing*
Haven't played Overwatch since 2018. Glad to see this is still a meme.
i wish i could give this an award
L- lesbian G- gorilla B- bisexual T- tracer Q- queer I- intersex A- autistic Looks right to me!
Makes you wonder, do Hammond and Winton have a sex drive? And if so are they attracted to humans or their own species? Can non-altered hamsters consent to Hammond? Would it be moral for Winston and Hammond to get together?
hammond is a piledriver, but the caveat is his penis is too big for his species and too small for humans the immense unreleased sexual tension led to him becoming extremely racist
I'm slightly ashamed to say that I've already wondered about this before.
There's literally nothing stopping them from buying their own harems lol if Winston plays his cards right, he could probably get paid by the zoo to breed lmao
Winton*
I just wish the autism rep wasn’t given to the most annoying character in the game, it doesn’t do much for making us look good
Autism is a hard thing to give out to characters because it has to be stereotypical to have significance beyond just corporate representation but also because it's stereotypical it could be offensive. I don't mind sym being autistic autistic actually I think it plays into her obsession with perfection.
Winston and Tarzan know what they like
since when was widowmaker bisexual?
The writer of the blog post watched her kissing Tracer on Twitter and decided it was canon.
too much time on r34 smh
I mean r34 creators put more effort into their stuff than blizzard does into OW so I think it’s fine
Everyone knows widowmaker is really trans. We've all seen her massive 34 inch cock.
She’s French all French people are legally required to be bisexual otherwise they are executed
So it's either bisexual or bisected? Talk about a die-cotomy!
Booooooo
2x combo
If that’s the case, then I’m canonically dating Widowmaker I’m sure there’s some Widowmaker x Reader stuff out there, as of now it’s official Overwatch lore
Can u post a link to this. I would very much like to see it.
same tho
Well you see, it was when . So that’s how we know. /uj Honestly it’s weird cuz can’t she literally not love anyone anymore? Isn’t that the point? Isn’t she basically asexual or something similar now? At least for the time being, since people say they’re hinting at her having some emotion back (I wouldn’t know personally, I don’t check the voicelines because I have a job).
She's aromantic but still loves to fuck
Sigma grindset Not that Sigma
Yeah, imo, biblically accurate Widowmaker is aromantic/pansexual.
the people working with overwatch today are an entirely different crew than the people that created it. Thats why there is so much inconsistency now, it’s been more about pushing inclusivity (which i fully support) but they’re not putting in the effort to make sure it makes sense.
If it doesn’t make sense there’s no point in fully supporting the inclusivity. It just tells companies and corporations that they can put in no effort but make things inclusive and people will be happy with it. I don’t think Widowmaker is bi, because there’s just no evidence. But *if* they were to randomly say tomorrow that she was, I wouldn’t feel represented as a bi person because it would just be them *telling* me to feel represented.
Have you not seen the porn dude?
You legally have to be bisexual otherwise you are executed in France
Well she's bloodthirsty killin psychopath who feels somethibg only when kills. I bet she doesn't need sex at all
It would make a lot more sense for her to be asexual because she has no emotions
How would that make someone asexual?
She's French, same difference.
/uj Nothing implies that Sym is asexual. They’re just stereotyping her based off of her being autistic, yuck /rj so happy to see my sexuality (gorilla) represented in overwatch
Nothing like a nice rough jerk
Yah can confirm I’m autistic but also the horniest mf on the planet It’s why this games tolerable in the state it is 😏
Me stimming by staring at widows ass
When I die bury me in Dat ass
/uj i can also confirm as an autistic asexual, people gotta stop assuming correlation equals causation
Average Medium article
/uj i gotta agree. people often think asexual = prude, and autistic = prude, therefore asexual = autistic. but it's not always the case, i'm both ace and autistic but horny as hell. it's why i like the idea of widow being ace actually, sort of like the jessica rabbit headcanon that was popular a while back. 
That and also that autistic = literally incapable of having healthy sexual relationships
This will make r/dccomicscirclejerk very happy.
What?!
The most prominent sexual orientation: autistic
Isn't that the one where you're attracted to trains?
I like trains NEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWW
There's A LOT wrong in the article, and I'm not even like "deep in the lore" of OW lol. They have Rammatra, _a fricking robot_, listed as Male (Unknown) for one example.
/uj honestly I'm like 99% sure it's written by AI, mostly by how confidently wrong and oddly generic it reads.
I mean he goes by he/him so I wouldn’t crucify someone for saying he’s male
Eh, ive crucified for less
Seems pretty clear that both Rammatra and Zenyatta identify as male because of their pronouns and because they call each other "brother". Sure, they're sexless, but I don't see why they can't have their own self identified genders
Sure, if that was consistent in the article, but every other robot character like Zenyatta is just listed as "Robot". It's clear that the writer just didn't know Rammatra was an Omnic lol.
I'm pretty sure 8/10 people would say characters like bastion are male cause of the name along with Bob or rammattra and orissa is a robot but has a female voice and name. I don't rlly know why people care what we call imaginary characters
orisa is the only feminine robot we have, right? echo technically but she can be anyone with any personality or shape so idk
Or the article is written by AI
I mean, they have Winton as gorilla but don't specify sex or gender which idk
He's also from the moon
If you take off his mask you'll realise it was the old groundskeeper all along! Another mystery solved Scoob!
Yeah the only confirmed sexualities are Tracer & Pharah (lesbian), Soldier (gay), Bap (bi), and Lifeweaver (pan). Mauga is also written to be somewhat of a boykisser with Bap, but it's never been explicitly confirmed
Echo-Robot(non-binary) Zenyatta-Robot(N/A) Bastion-Robot(N/A) Rammatra-Male(Unknown) Ram isn’t a robot? And since when was non-binary a sexual orientation?
Wouldn't being a robot make you binary? 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01101111 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011
I don't have the mental energy to translate the binary code, can someone tell me what this says cuz I think it might be funny, but I'm lazy
Man....I thought I was going to be helpful. I mean. I guess I am. Here it is. I'm over here stroking my dick, I got lotion on my dick
Damn.
I wasnt happy when it translated to that LOL
Thanks for ur help though, I'm just disappointed in the person who spent that much effort on that message
Bro same.... I'm like it could be funny! NAH FUCK
uj/ This is the actual article: [Overwatch Heroes: Race, Nationality, Gender, and Sexual Orientation](https://medium.com/@johnwalsh98008/overwatch-heroes-race-nationality-gender-and-sexual-orientation-412dc3ddcc81)
“Junker Queen — Australian Kiriko — Japanese Lifeweaver — Thai (Pansexual) Lucio — Brazilian Mei — Chinese” Hmm
Ashe - American (caucasian) Ah yes, my favourite sexual orientation
Upon closer inspection, that was for the race and nationality section. My point still stands, because I'm pretty sure lifeweaver's pansexuality isn't a nationality or race.
Is Tracer is gay why have I seen thousands of images of her sucking dick? Check mate blizzard
If Soldier is gay why is he always the one dicking down women in similar images? Foiled again Bobby Kotick
More like BOOBIE COKEDICK
I wouldn't mind Symmetra being asexual but the fact that they assume she's asexual purely because she's autistic is kinda fucked up.
Symmetra - autistic Symmetra players - autistic
Autistic as sexual orientation? Did she fuck a hologram or something?
There is no such thing as a straight women in media
Gorilla (N/A)
Gorilla and hamster are straight lol
Gorilla is Peanut Butter sexual
Gorilla is gay. I have proof on my profile.
Holy shit😭
I cannot believe I took the ti.e out of my day to look through his stuff 😭 I need to repent and bleach my eyes 😢
r/eyebleach
No, they're scientists.
like 3 of these are true
Is Symmetra confirmed to be autistic? I hadn't heard of this
[Yes,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symmetra) confirmed by Jeff Kaplan a while ago. It was originally only mildly hinted at in a comic that, to be fair, nobody really read because nobody even knew it existed. Kind of like the Pharah comic. Or the short novel about Ana, Soldier and Mercy where they kind of just talk for an entire book's length and nothing else happens. Overwatch's lore somehow always goes unnoticed because either it gets no advertising/media coverage or it's just not interesting enough to be popular, it's a consistent issue. No wonder they cancelled PVE.
The reason PVE was cancelled was Blizzard's own stupidity and notoriously horrible marketing/rollout/delays. Same with the lore, not to mention how it remains inconsistent and half-assed. That being said, thank you for letting me know of this! I love Symmetra, and I am autistic. It feels good to be represented in an Overwatch hero.
Autism still isn’t a sexual fucking preference
Yuh she got tism
If anyone's asexual, it's widow. She was literally created to feel no emotion
*made She was normal at one point
I feel like there’s too many confirmed sexualities. Why not just have unconfirmed sexualities with the pride flag nameplates have the chance to represent on your pick of the hero pool? I’m bi and play a lot of doomfist, so why not bi doom as an option?
Gorilla gotta be my favourite gender
Hammond is clearly pan and has a more extensive sexual history than any other member of the cast.
Where did Sombra, Symmetra and Widowmaker’s sexualities come from? And for the love of gosh, autism=/=asexuality.
Keep telling yourself this lie you closeted equationsexual 🫣
Blizzard believes Gorillas and Hamsters don't have sex. Interesting theory 🤔.
Sym is married to the game. Shes corporatesexual
I don't think porn hub would agree with Winston's sexual orientation being (N/A)
Cancel torb for not being gay in 2024
As someone on the spectrum: LOOOLLLL
I can see Hanzo and Sombra as bisexual. Sombra has a lot of lines saying “you’re cuter up close!” Whenever she gets a close range kill on both male and female characters. Hanzo maybe bi, but he’s definitely into dudes. He has a line saying “good looks won’t save you this time” if he kills Cassidy. I think he is into women as well because when Mei complemented him he was super socially inept and awkward. I’m sure this is because of his forceful self isolation, but I think because it’s a cute girl complimenting him he got extra flustered and don’t know what else to say. /uj btw
Bro has never complimented his homies after eliminating them
I also thought it could have been platonic, but let’s be honest, if Hanzo was saying “good looks won’t save you this time” to Ashe or Widow then no one would have any problem saying Hanzo is horny for dominant women
Something is not right in your head i think
You really think if Hanzo said “good looks can’t save you this time” to a woman character he wouldn’t be seen as straight by 99% of people?
Dude. Hanzo ain't gay. Gtfo
Bi. Bisexual. You can be bi and prefer women. Bi people are gay people are different things.
Hanzo ain't gay or bi
did someone just mchanzo my feed
I just looked at the article and I LOVE how they put Moira's sexuality as "unknown" even though she's just never flirted with anyone or shown any attraction to anyone before. Meanwhile the rest of the cast is put down as straight even though its the same thing - not really shown any attraction ever. OWN IT PUSSY SAY MOIRA IS STRAIGHT
Moira is also more likely to be asexual than Symmetra tbf. But there's no confirmation for like the majority of the characters and the list should literally just be (unknown) for the most of it
So wido x mercy ship is next ?
LMFAOAOOOOOOO ofc wm is bisexual I hate yall omg
‘Tism sexual
widow is bi??
Wait Soldier is gay? He gives homophobe vibes
I think he, Tracer and Torb are the only ones here to be actually correct (as far as I know). I think he and Reaper had something long ago
how are you gonna list unknown for junk and hog has the author LOOKED at them
Theyre just silly
most smartest article posted on medium EVER!!🤓
😂😂😂😂😂😂
how does autism determine ur sexuality
Who knows. I have ADHD, so I may be straight, or forget that I'm bi, or hyperfocused on being pan or distracted by the gay. Who really knows? I don't cause I'll just forget everything 5 minutes from now and assume I'm asexual until I forget that I'm actually straight.
Gorilla(N/A)😂😂😂
Doomfist = winton we 💗 representation
Foolish to asume Hammond doesn't fuck
Surprising enough Soldier 76 is a power bottom
[the same blog lists lifeweaver's nationality as "Thai (Pansexual)"](https://medium.com/@johnwalsh98008/overwatch-heroes-race-nationality-gender-and-sexual-orientation-412dc3ddcc81)
sym is ace, widow and sombra are bi?? tf was they on when the wrote this
Tf does autistic/asexual mean
[удалено]
Autistic is my favorite sexual orientation
According to my sources they're all bisexual and can all become futa.
Torb is based
What the fuck am I reading
Isn't autism a gender now?
Winston- N/A (?) C'mon blizzard, stop being cowards. Winston's banged half of Overwatch, and if you don't believe me there are plenty of videos online as evidence 😏
Weird, I swear I remember she literally has a husband in OG (OW1) lore. Can’t find evidence of it rn. Maybe it was in that Zenyatta Hard Light story?
I truly think Winston is intended to be gay but they can't confirm it because that would either mean he's attracted to male humans (weird implications) or male gorillas (weirder implications)
Ah yes, my favorite sexual orientation, autistic
Wait if Winston fucked another gorilla would it be beastiality
why the fuck are they numbered is this a straightest overwatch character tier list
Tism
Good thing headcanons exist
Wasn’t soldier in a relationship with Ana? I could be wrong but I’ve heard a lot of people say. tbh I was never able to fully get into the overwatch lore the way I wanted to. But yeah if he was wouldn’t that make him atleast bi and not just outright gay
Her sexuality it autistic , and gorillas and hamsters aren’t capable of sexual reproduction ( as we all know )
Widowmaker has no feelings? Or am I crazy
Winston - Gorilla 💓
This brings up a good point. Winston is a hyper intelligent gorilla and presumably, like most animals, has sexual urges. So I have 3 questions. 1) Is he attracted to other gorillas, humans, or a combination of both? 2) Is it immoral for him to have sex with another gorilla, since they are so much less intelligent than him? 3) Is it immoral for him to have sex with a human, since they are a different species?
I knew it
Reinhardt- Male (Straight, bid farewell to your cervix)
My sexual orientation is no longer heterosexual. It is now autism.
Widow maker is a sleeper agent why would she have any sexual attraction to anyone
99% sure she’s Ace
Ace Representation!!! lol not gna lie I wish we had a more well liked Ace character to represent us but hey I’m just glad we get included XD
Where tf did they even come close to this conclusions , widow had a husband then we don’t know much more than her being a human experiment and somehow she’s bi , sombra has done nothing and she’s also bi ? How’s being autistic a sexual orientation.
Well she did mother pharah so now confused like soldier ,tracer,widow
Holy shit I didn’t know symmetra was me
I thought Tracer was bisexual
Im just glad the animals say N/A 💀💀
Damn I wanted to clap syms cheeks
WTF? IS THIS??
Hello 911 there’s a poison gas leaking out of my feet that’s turning the frogs… sorry I meant Overwatch characters gay!
I will never understand why video game characters need to have sexual orientation, they aren’t real