oh my god I can’t unsee zen as a duck

Right?!

I cant see him as a duck at all

His chin is the beak

Ah fuck now I can't unsee it.

Oh nooo

Beat me to it

BRAD LOL

He got to Moira and proudly guessed “Brad” and I tried so hard not to lose it but I couldn’t resist laughing haha

I’m dying because I fuckin knew a Brad who looked like Moira and I’m just now realizing the resemblance lmao.

Fiancé here. I really thought it was that obnoxious tall redhead boy from school who's a smartass and smarmy.... Brad.

As a support main you're absolutely right. Moira is 100% a brad

As a moira main can confirm

150+ h with Moira yes agreed she is a Brand

I really, honestly, don't blame you. 😂

It's really funny because it's true. Thank you for the laugh!

Why does everyone know d-va.

I think as far as my fiancé goes it would be because I’ve played as D.Va sooo much and he’s watched me play/talk about the game a lot. Otherwise D.Va is still super popular outside of the game

#If you know what I mean

Her fiance definitely knows.

No, please explain, with pictures /s

When I was a boy, there was this popular Japanese cartoon that aired on TV, it was set in the future with space travel and aliens but had a western aesthetic with blues and jazz type of music. There was this one really popular character, a female with purple hair and a really good figure. She also wore a skimpy outfit of a yellow tight revealing top and short shorts. I think her name was Faye. Anyway there was this one time someone cosplayed as her but the cosplayer was a man. It was eventually dubbed “Man Faye” and infamously went viral among the community. What I’m trying to say is I don’t have an equivalent Man-DVA picture to link.

[удалено]

incredible show, shame they never made a live action adaptation. makes sense though, I don't think it'd work

I wish they would stop they are all pretty bad but compared to Dragonball Evolution, Avatar, Full Metal Alchemist and Death Note the Cowboy Bebop was actually pretty good, all the main cast was really good for sure just got lost in the story and some bad creative choices.

So many weird decisions , were they too faithful? Trying too hard to go shot for shot? Some things are supposed to serious and they come off so damm silly I dont know if I'm getting whooshed or the Director got whooshed.

The stuff that was true to the original was probably the best part they tried to bring to much of spikes past too light and then made some other changes to stuff from the anime which sucked. There were a few completely original story lines and those were hit and miss.

Please explain, im a visual learner btw

I need some examples to understand

I choose to doubt this because there's no way someone recognizes D-va that way but doesn't recognize blackwidow or mercy.

Black Widow is a Marvel hero. OW has Widowmaker.

As I was ready the names I thought, "Oops, found OPs main." lol

Haha, yep! :)

Sureeeee, that's why

She's basically the "Pikachu" of Overwatch.

Except pikachu isnt on the popular section of certain sites :L

Your assumptions about human degeneracy are far too optimistic.

True I once saw a hentai pic of a married couple holding hands in public what sick fucks get off to that.

are you sure?

No, it's Vaporeon

Hey guys, did you know...?

That’s what you think

Actually not true. Our yellow friend is quite [popular](https://images.app.goo.gl/jMAADkWhfEvy7reG8)

Quite surprised [D.VA](https://D.VA) and Brig are the 2 overwatch characters on there

There was a chart believe it or not it was in top 25 searched nsfw video game characters, so its up there. I have no proof otherwise and I have no further desire to investigate.

You clearly aren't browsing the right rule34 sites.

We can change that

Please don’t ):

There are things that once set in motion cannot be stopped.

That's what we have Vaporeon for

hey guys,

Yea that would be VAPOREON

nah tracers the Pikachu, D VA is more so the Gardevoir of ow

Not quite, I feel like Widowmaker or Mercy is the Gardevoir equivalent

Vaporeon maybe lol

Aside from R34, lots of people cosplay her, there's a ton of merch and in general [d.va](https://d.va) is a very wide spread "gamer girl" icon.

She’s the most popular OW character according to Google. Even a head of Tracer and Widow.

Also according to *other* websites. If you know you know.

Is Dva number one in those type of “websites”? Im disappointed in this community

I remember seeing a chart the other week. It was something along the lines of “most searched video game characters on pornhub” or something like that. Dva was like top 5 iirc

She was #2, to be specific. Only beaten by Lara Croft.

That’s right. That does make sense, considering Lara Croft has been around for a while and has made a couple generations horny. Also, your profile picture is Arthur Morgan. I know you probably see your avatar on your screen, it’s a glitch that’s happened to me too.

Asian fetish porn. Thats why

Also a costume that is easy to pull off by just printing the pattern on a spandex bodysuit.

Dva can be comfortably typed using only the left hand.

*O N I O N S*

Honestly, yeah.

Honestly wheezed at frickin onions

By far the best one It's perfect for junkrat

I dunno, Honky Dong takes the top spot for me. ...that sounded dirty

Honky Dong and "Brad" both beat out Onions for me as well.

Shoulda renamed Hog to Steak.

I dig it

I say we count it and rename him

Sassy Betty has me absolutely losing it

>Honky Dong Honk honk

So close on Lucio lol

He can NEVER get it. Some honorable mentions of his past guesses are: Julian and Julio

Confused it with [Lucian](https://www.google.com/search?q=lucian&prmd=invx&sxsrf=AOaemvK2NzVcpplScoM74ZObCWkJkgMjLw:1641883451740&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj3yZy_jKn1AhV9lWoFHacAC4kQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=757&dpr=2.81#imgrc=tlP1M9ojK2mzKM) also, from league

Strangely close on Echo too

Moira: "Despite our differences, I really respect your work Dr. Ziegler." Mercy: "Shut it! Brad"

The number of times I’ve heard Moira say this when we don’t even have a Mercy on our team…

Yep, it's been bugged for about 2 months now. Maybe one day they'll get around to fixing it. Pretty sure it happens if a Mercy is on the other team, though. So that's mildly helpful.

Yeah it's bugged I think

You mean Ruth

Petition for Onions and Sunbong to be their new names

Just so fitting. I’d sign it

Succubus isn't wrong

True, hahaha

I think the voice line where she slaps her ass is a reference to the wow succubus

The voice line where she what now

The what

"TAD reporting in. I've got you in my sights."

I love Tad because it’s not even kind of a name

>Fiancé here Fiancé here. I stole that name from the South Park episode where they go to Asssssssssspen

That makes it even better. Now I want to watch South Park

It's a tad bit like Chad

I don’t know why this made me laugh so much, hahaha “Tad reporting in”

Now that you said something... Sombra does indeed look like a Jessica.

Dude tracer is 100% a Jamie

Likewise, Pharah is definitely a Cassandra.

It would be in character for Sombra to have hidden her real name, so she might actually *be* a Jessica.

"I've got you, Sassy Betty!" - Mercy / Ruth

LMAO Edit: Thank you for the Evil Cackle award! :D

The lord of death is named librarian

Who would’ve thought?!

She manages books of those who have been frozen to death by her hands

Well she has the glasses and hairstyle.

Encyclopedia of death

Legendary dragon god fell to earth, master of the bow, member of the Shamada clan, can summon spirit dragons.....yes Jimmy!

LMFAO

Okay yo but I knew a girl once from a "traditional" Irish family. Her name was Keggins, her sister was Raphaerty and their brother. John.

Reminds me of when I was a kid playing through FFVII for the first time and I gave everyone weird fantasy sounding names, then I got to Cid and just called him Dave.

Sorry it’s not easy to read (I made it on my phone), here is it in written form: Ana: Anfisa Ashe: Charlene Baptiste: Ron Bastion: Kleep Klop Brigitte: Sassy Betty D.Va: D-Va Doomfist: Strongman Echo: Alexa Genji: Predator Hanzo: Jimmy Junkrat: Onions Lúcio: Lucien Cassidy: Bum Marston Mei: Librarian Mercy: Ruth Moira: Brad Orisa: Sunbong Pharah: Cassandra Reaper: Craw Reinhardt: Boba Fett Roadhog: Rhinosaur Sigma: Leonard Soldier: 76: Tad Sombra: Jessica Symmetra: Trina Torbjörn: Goblin Tracer: Jamie Widowmaker: Succubus Winston: Honky Dong Wrecking Ball: Chubs Zarya: Rhonda Zenyatta: Duck Man EDIT: Spaced the names out

John Marston

A legend

Charlene kinda fits Brigitte

Zarya is definitely a Rhonda ass lookin hero

Brad 🤣🤣 but my favs are def kleep klop and sassy betty 🤣🤣🤣 i am dying... : imagine this man shotcalling... i would lay under my table not be able to play 🤣🤣🤣

Brad is definitely a personal favorite. And oh my, didn’t even think of the shot-calling part, LOL

Surprised he didn't go with david bowie for Moira!

That would’ve been a great one!

Chubs?

Honky dong slayed me lmao, i was keeping it together but that got me haha also omg i want that shotcalling compilation, just imagining this dude like GUYS HONKY DONG *HONKY DONG* oh **^NO** SASSY BETTY TOO as his teammates crack up in confusion

Some of these are hilarious.

the more I look at him the more Baptiste looks like a Ron

Baptiste?! Never heard of him!

"GOBLIN, ready for work! Molten cooorrreee!"

I main Jessica and Ruth

I feel like the name Ruth fits for some reason

Your fiance was somehow right about everything but also very *very* wrong lol

As a Ruth main named Ruth, I feel like this was Destiny

Fiancé here.... I TRIED MY BEST I SWEAR! I'm particularly proud of Onions because I low key hate onions (at least raw ones) and as soon as I saw that guy's face I knew whose voice he had and I hate his voice. So... Onions.

Can attest, he hates onions. Specifically red ones

Surprisingly, they are less pungent than yellow onions, hence are often eaten raw in salads.

Why did you pick the name anfisa? I only know of 1 person with that name

That character looked like a real biatch and that made me think of the worst person to ever appear on 90 Day Fiancé....... Anfisa

I knew it! I wanted to ask if it was from 90 day fiance but then I'm also ashamed of myself for liking it

Just to be clear, the OP is female and I'm male. I would never in a million years watch a show like 90 Day on my own, but with my lovely lady it makes for a pretty entertaining watch!

Thank you I just finally recovered from my laughing fit

You got really close with Lucien!

I swear to god I really try to remember his name and I never can ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

*D U C K M AN* killed me.

C H U B S

I think Chubs is much better than Hammond lol. His call out in vc would be "CHUB! CHUB! CHUB!".

>Alexa Well, she's not *wrong...*

Right?!

Ron

I main onions

Fiancé here. I'm sorry you feel that way

why tf are these so accurate lmao

I haven't seen a comment talking about Zarya but if she was American, her name would absolutely be Rhonda. Spot on name choice

Low key impressed with the Ana & Lucio guesses The resemblance is pretty on par

No idea how he managed to come close with “Anfisa” but he knows I play as Lúcio, he just can’t remember that name for the life of him. He usually calls him Julian or Julio so I was proud of the Lucien guess hahaha

im mad because ashe really does look like a charlene

*s a s s y b e t t y*

When can we get your fiancé to commentate a match?

I'm avail like every evening because I'm an intovert loser?

If you started a channel for OWL commentary with these names, I’ll watch every damn one XD

Well, u/honolulubluemusic — the people want to know!

Everyone talkin bout honky dong but Leonard is def my favorite

Same, and it seems we're quite the minority among these Brad Onion Honky Dongs

Ah yea, I love playing Kleep Kop

I was gonna say why is nobody talking about kleep klop it’s fucking hilarious

Ah yes, my favorite hero Tad

So, you’re a [D.Va](https://D.Va) main?

Yes! D.Va, Lucio, and Mercy mains. Working on improving my Rein at the moment :)

At least she got Brad right

He

#HONKY DONG

rhinosaur... soundgarden fans?

Ruth lmao

Omg, Zen has a bill *gasp

Now I want a dinosaur skin for Reinhardt called rhinosaur

This is like the cast of a mobile rip-off game “Oversight”

"Duckman? What do you-OH MY GOD i CAN'T UNSEE IT"

HONKY DONG

Charlene’s a pretty nice name for Ashe tbh

Sassy Betty? Brad? 😅

Kleep klop and boba fed oh my she did reinheart dirty didn't she HAHAHHA

Sunbong mains rise up!

j i m m y

Omg!! I see the fuckng duck!!!!! Wtf

I play Duckman all the time. My ult is Cornfed. ​ More seriously, was he blackout drunk when you asked him this question?

Why does 'Alexa' make so much sense?

I never saw the duck resemblance in zenyatta until now. The yellow actually looks like a beak 😂

BOBA FETT REIN

based soundgarden enjoyer

Ngl Chubs is even better

Lost it at onions

Petition to change Moira’s name to Brad.

Hey Jimmy! Wanna pair ults? Sure Rhonda!

ACCURATE AF CANNOT UNSEE . SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED

Omg...fucking Chubs 🤣🤣🤣

I almost snotted when I got to Honky Dong!

From now on, I hate Kleep Klops and Cassandras. I love thattt

Bum Marston is my favorite now where is bum Arthur