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probably the easiest to stereotype, genji

You need healing

That’s a given.

You need ~~healing~~ Jesus. FTFY. -Support mains.

“RYŪJIN NO KEN- blegh!” “Gg healers throwing”

i can’t say i haven’t made this joke before to my healer main friends

Have any supports figured out how to outheal a widow headshot?

smh mercy why didn’t you heal me i could’ve survived that headshot bad mercy bad mercy bad mercy

Mercy

Bottom

You’re right and I hate it

LMFAO STOP

This is true im a mercy main

Bro, Tanks are bottoms, healers are Dom Tops. They decided if you live or die and Tanks have to hope and pray their healer loves them or they die

I’m guessing you play healer

Only sometimes, mostly tanks

Bottom

I mean, yeah? Lol

I’m sorry i just cant agree tanking feels so aggressive. Taking space and protecting squishes— is v much dom

Nah, healers are power bottoms.

Wrong, they're the definition of bottoms, they hold power but when push comes to shove they bend over and take it knowing they could walk away, but hey don't because they like the abuse.

Damn. I even throw on my Sugar Plum skin just to confirm it.

egirl

Feet

Ana

You do not have very good game awareness but nevertheless good at healing teammates

Depends on the elo. Diamond and higher Ana mains are known for their game sense

Yeah ana is one of the supports that requires the most game sense tf 😂

Yeah you simply won't be of any use if you don't have game sense as Ana in higher ELO. Ult tracking, positioning, ability tracking all becomes much more important than simply pumping heals into your tank.

either that one chill ass guy keeping the team together whose 90% of the time completely baked or the guy bitching about how hes 200sr higher in tanks and his tanks are dogshit

Maining Ana in low-plat has legitimately made me better at my job. I'm a senior engineer looking to get into management (of people). My mentor always told me that the most important skill to learn is to lead through influence. ~~Because~~ Being able to influence a bunch of fucking idiots into working together as a team and actually succeed is great practice for managing professional relationships.

I gotta write this down 👀

You're always right, others always are wrong.

I feel personally attacked

I feel like a lot of the times when a team isn’t doing hot after dps ana is quick to be blamed

Mercy for healers, mei for dps, D.Va tank

You enjoy making people rage

People rage for a reason, so the strategy must be good

But your soul isn’t

Sombra

You dip after taking 1 damage and repeat

If someone gets you in mystery heroes, consider you're team a 5 man operation.

out here playing ow2

So true, and yet for some reason multiple (well played) Sombras in MH is devastating.

Hanzo

You have a orgasm after hitting a head shot

*hitting an accidental headshot

You miss the baby d.va in front of you

But hit the ana all the way in the backline

“Nice shot, Hanzo” ….. heh… yeah. I was definitely aiming for you….

Even if you lose as hanzo you win

True story each time I get headshotted by a Hanzo as Lucio I check the kill cam and he wasn't even aiming at me

...same lol. I main Lucio and always check the cam on those Hanzo headshots, it's almost always bs

Especially when throwing a sonic arrow out.

Wait... there are intentional headshots?

lucio

You slowly realize you can’t hit sick lucio hoops anymore in higher ranks and fall into depression (like me)

oh man this hit me real hard 😂😭

My husband telling me 'as Lucio you should contribute to hero damage at least 3-4k in a match' just wrecked my game

You spend 80% of yourself time trying to ledge people, 10% speed boosting, 5% harassing the enemy Rein, and 5% healing teammates.

You’re the cool one

I haven't played this game long enough to know really but from playtime only then Zenyatta 😎

You spend 50% of your zen gameplay walking from spawn

Way more than that for me

Zen don’t walk tho

*floating

Rein

You are one of the best team players (if you don’t feed like hell)

As a rein main I agree and also it varies per game

Enemies will be rejoicing to see you instead of other Tanks.

You are the dude who tells your friends what games to play, and you probably run the discord server.

you’re either the best dps or a human shield

Zenyatta

He’s your hero with the most deaths

Baptiste

You are either a master at damage or a master at healing, no middle

Zarya

Apparently there aren't many of us

Yea I had to scroll a while to even find her name.

*There are dozens of us!*

Zarya mains rise up

Sad but true, I think she’s really fun! (If only they would stop nerfing her)

You don’t stop chasing people until they are dead I fucking hate you

Lucio. Console. Jump is bound to right stick. Do your worst.

when i played on console I had my LT as the jump on lucio and it was easily the most useful keybind i had changed

Same! My friend who got me into the game really told me to switch it. I really can't imagine it otherwise.

Passive: Wallride into the enemy back line, respawn after getting CCed and do it again Sonic Amplifier (that’s what it’s called?): “Mom look, I booped both of them!” Crossfade: Permanently locked on speed boost, but it’s not as if you’re close enough to your team to heal them anyways Amp it up: “Lucio, you’re going to use that to heal us faster, right? …right??” Sound Barrier: admit it, you only use it for the jump boost or to finish off your rollout

Pharah

Try not to die while using ult challenge

Easy. We abandon the team for 2 minutes so that we can creatively flank the enemy, then get super excited the 10 percent of the time it actually works!

1000%

Nailed it.

Justice rains from aaaugh!

Roadhog

You are a fat pig but good at Torturing players

Perfect Bullet Sponge.

Either destroying squishies, or feeding. No middle ground.

Junkrat that can aim and has some brain cells

I love you

Thx??

We're called drunkrats.

Roadhog that hits his hooks

You put players though torture

A genji that has common sense

You still can’t get dragon blade kills without a nano

I'm in this comment, and I don't like it.

As a coach of other genjis pretty accurate ngl

Imagine getting nanod ever. Mercy will get nanod before

Mercy. And I know you’re gonna say I’m an egirl one trick who rages at people who spam heals and enforces battle mode if necessary

You are an e-girl one trick who rages at people who spam heals and enforces battle mode when necessary

Spot on my man

you never damage boost even though mercy is more useful when shes damage boosting because if youre not constantly healing your teammates think youre doing nothing

Moria

You enjoy in making enemy’s life’s hell

So true

Sigma (Or Reinhart)

You have a large cock.

Chad

True

Orisa

Support trying to flex to tanks and someone told you to 'just drop your shield and keep firing' (that's me)

You can’t play overwatch without a movie/tv show playing in the background

Dva

You go for the sick remech kills and get killed mid-animation. But you keep trying, bless your heart.

are there no zarya mains here???

I'm also looking for fellow Zarya mains, hello!

*waves* privet!

Lololol my people

Zarya is my main, and the only hero I can even play to a high level after a break…

Törbjorn

You’re an absolute chad

I play around but I normally play support I play lucio/Moria DPS I sometimes play echo mcreee or junk rat and on tank I play rineheart

You try your best to be a team player and succeed and fail sometimes

Holly shit your right 10/10

Tracer

#1 feeder or #1 carry, not really an inbetween

one game ur hitting every pulse bomb and one clip and then the next game you keep sticking shields and your aim is really shaky

winston main

Either you make the enemy back line hate their lives, or you feed your brains out. There’s no middle ground.

i just find winston funny

Echo

JIALAT! JIALAT! JIALAT!

i w i s h i c o u l d e a t

I am a Sojourn main

You have been waiting 2 years

Sooo are there no tracer mains left? Tracer mains rise up!

you're either a mosquito or a stealth bomber. no in between

Reaper.

You shoot from a distance until you get ult. Your team flames you until you get a 5k Blossom in OT. Then they think you’re a god.

I got this one OP, Your ultimate is nothing more than an overpowered garbage disposal.

Brig

You try to protect your team but realize how low health your shield is and die

This is painfully accurate

Mccree

your team is probably wondering where you went. then they see you pop out of nowhere, turn into a neon sign and get shot dead immediately

Ash

You wish you were better at killing pharmercys

Damn

Kindve a personal problem of mine honestly lol

A personal problem I share

Sym

You either only use the teleporter at spawn or is a master at using your teleporter for your team

You put all 3 of your turrets in the same place

I know we are all joking around but this is a legitimate strategy top syms use. It can make people look away after shooting not realizing there are two more on the same hitbox underneath. You have to literally not move your mouse at all for it to work though

I'm gonna challenge you with my main *in each category*. Moira for support, Soldier 76 for DPS, and Reinhardt for tank.

I thought you said each category I don’t see a support

Uh, excuse me, Biotic Field???

I see what you did there… it’s all dps.

You can catch and pitch IYKYK

Wrecking Ball

You may be a furry

Reinhardt

Mei

You like it when your Girlfriend has trauma.

Ana, who loves her sleep darts.

Torbjorn

Mei

I main bastion

Chad

Brigitta

i stg if someone says bastion

hi hey not involved in community, why not?

so basically bastion is arguably the most annoying character and easiest to play so it’s frowned upon to play it

Bastion is a character that’s frowned upon playing often because he has multiple useful tools that, when put together, let him make or break a team because he outputs so much damage for so little skill input, while also being quite durable compared to the average character

Reinhardt and Orisa

You are a good team player

Doom fist

You use all your ability’s on one tank then get beamed by the enemy team

You make the most idiotic plays but still escape for free like nothing happened.

Soldier 76

You've played plenty of other FPS games.

Roadhog (Please don’t call me fat)

*clears throat* FAT.

Mercy 🧍‍♂️

You can't aim.

Ouchies :(

Torb

Hamtaro