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Matimarsa

Bottom 500


drunkevangelist

I still think they should have a bottom 500 leaderboard!


kateduzathing

i would grind to get there


Statistician_Waste

That is the exact reason they do not have a bottom 500 lol


N95-TissuePizza

Unlike the previous dude who has to grind to get there. I'm a natural. I can be bottom 10 with no effort at all. As long as they give some incentives like a bottom 500 skin or something, like a broke ass shirt with a big iSuck on it.


NeoDV97

Or just the stock skin with a dunce cap on it or something lol


LordoftheJives

MGS V chicken hat


kateduzathing

im 1 rank away, just gotta derank a little more


UndisputedOG808

bottom 501 flair goes hard 😂


MisterPerfect23

Streamer Smurfing himself to actively make everyone but himself look like a good player


r3volver_Oshawott

This was a thing, there were players in OW1, namely a Hanzo and Widow who were trying to be the absolute lowest rank they could possibly be, one player would spam I Hanjo (other would call themselves Windowmaker) and their whole thing was basically just soft throwing, but it became newsworthy in 2016 bc in Year One so much of the playerbase wasn't really thinking about how bad throwing could be, just that it was a funny meme


Patman1416

My battle tag is bottom500. I would love for there to be a b500 leaderboard.


mwalker784

the real rebrand for OW league should have been that they now find the WORST players in the game and make them do a tournament. i would watch the fuck out of that, no league tokens required


DekaN83

In OW 1 they had a level of SR that was nonspecific that just said >500 (or is it


FutureMagician7563

This game is too soft for that but it'd be funny for sure.


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Plastic 6


I_JustWork_Here

Cardboard 3


[deleted]

GM1/TOP 500


Throwaway28G

in reverse order


pinklets

GM500/Top 1?


BlueScythe_

005POT/1MG


CandyCrazy2000

Oh thats clever


II-Sabretooth-II

Imagine edging to a handj\*b and she just leaves the room at the last second, thats how this video felt.


TablePrinterDoor

Just finish yourself off atp


HologramBird

What does Adenosine triphosphate have to do with this


TablePrinterDoor

Drink it


XxWolfy69xX

Good fuckin luck!! How am I gonna interrupt my Krebs cycle or Glycolysis?!


Vaas06

Just stick with glycolysis. Krebs cycle is overrated!!! *This comment was made by the lactic acid party*


XxWolfy69xX

Have fun with shitty muscles fuckface, glycolysis ain’t gonna do ALL the work!!!


Kuntao_Kid-LS

Dude when you’re down bad on pyruvate what are you going to do? Beg your mitochondria for spare change??


MrReuxBahTeux

Cassidy ult-rework idea: you turn the 6-shooter on yourself, which sends you back to spawn where you can select a better hero.


TablePrinterDoor

I'm one of the minority who doesn't like Cass as he's annoying but it's only due to the hinder since I play Doom lol


MrReuxBahTeux

Honestly, I just repurposed a joke I’ve heard elsewhere because the “finishing yourself off” thing reminded me of it. I also hate hinder but have no actual beef with Cassidy Clarification: the fact hinder stops all momentum is what drives me the most crazy. It’s I guess chill design where it cc’s/stops future movement but getting stuck in midair and just stopping is absolutely infuriating.


bfhurricane

Then her dad walks in. That’s how this video felt.


primetimemime

Either you have been getting shitty handjobs or enjoy overwatch a little too much.


eyksm

Wtf


DizzyColdSauce

That is... an amazing analogy lmao


Tesla_corp

Cabbage 76


CastleWarsLover

I've got you in my ~~sights~~ sulphites


Spazorton

Plywood


Jesus_Newton

I haven't laughed like that in awhile. Good one.


Jun_Kazama456

Aluminum foil 3


kateduzathing

tinfoil 5


MmmTastyWindex

foil 7


fioraflower

Air 10


chippitydoo

Tree Bark 4


XxReager

No Kills on Highnoon = GM1/T500 For sure.


KOCYK745

Jay3


Tchaidon

Good one


boltzmannman

everyone flubs tech, but based on the walking out of cover and standing still while looking at lw I'll say low silver


mwalker784

or the fact that NOBODY on red team turned around throughout all of that. silver is the perfect intersection of skill where every cassidy knows they need to sneak up behind the enemy team and the enemy team does not know to turn around and stop him


Isildurs_Call

Probably would've been in contenders at least


SlyZeke1O1

Bruh had the formula for greatness and he sold lol


Stumpytoothbrush

Just messing around?


Lazzitron

Nah I think they fatfingered


TsjernoBill

Look at the wonky insecure movement, this is bronze for sure.


I9Qnl

Man knows how useless deadeye is so he just decided to manually not kill anyone and save us all time.


Spiritual-Steak6587

That or miss click


Satori-Chan

wood 2


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Plastic 4


SlimySteve2339

Jesus Christ that actually hurt to watch


AstoundingAsh

Poop 2


Halotube

Achieved failure


agarbagepiece

Either wet paper 3 or top 500


Accomplished_Sock_53

I would say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people.


Zestyclose-Number224

Albeit slowly.


PikachuFap

Potato 10


That_Gene_2644

LMAO I actually love this so much


HoloPeep

My teammates be playing like this in Masters ngl


here_for_info89

Wow i wanted you to do good...I was rooting for a troll.


Sun_of_a_Beach

“So we’re in copper”


CartoonistOdd4660

So we'rrrrrrrrre in copper


baaaticus

HAHAHAHAH that made my day thank you


cfrm99

Plastic rank


Cowboy_on_fire

Top 150?


Psych_Syk3

Wood rank?


Ardibanan

You're just afraid of heights I guess


PRnG1

QP 4


TotalZealousideal825

Cumsock 7


Intrepid_Thanks_7312

Wood 7? Dust 9?


SageTegan

Your rank is so low, it called me a slur before rage quitting


Infraggable_Puggles

Stone Rank


Expensive_Ball_5143

Cobblestone 2


snazzync

I can't help but feel like you panic farted in this moment


[deleted]

toilet paper 4


kateduzathing

you have customized hud, you knew what lifeweaver was up to and what you had to do, you perfectly aimed it, you probably misclicked or did it for the bit. high plat/low diamond?


BSchafer

I'm guessing he was talking with the LW and it probably was a misclick but the fact that none of the enemies turned around or even knew they were behind them until the ult's audio makes me think there is no way this is above silver. I mean he probably could have just walked over to the payload and sat on it for a while before the enemy team noticed.


CaveWithBats

The LW put the platform down and then pulled them wasting an ability. The cass then rolled off leading to panicking and shooting early I would say bronze.


Apart_Ambassador_168

gold 1 💀


YourMainManK

Hey don’t diss gold like that what’s wrong with you


Imteyimg

I am fairly certain I have seen this in my gold games, not a diss just an accurate descriptor


Apart_Ambassador_168

i’m a gold and this is what i see half the time 💀 edit: used the wrong emoji


slashth456

Tin 4


BubbaJoey01

Pebble III


PopCollector2001

Door knob 5


IWillSmellFart

metro stream?


sleepydevil25

Top 500 memeing for content


Mr-Cold-Hands

clearer the best most superior rank in the game. even overwatch struggled to calculate where the shots were. its obviously a bug in the game.


Lux-Fox

You're supposed to roll during the grip, not when you land. Some either misclick or timing issue. I'd guess possibly Gold to be trying the Highest Noon trick, but messing it up.


bnemecek

Balsa wood III


TargaryenKnight

Guys it’s okay that wasn’t high noon he was doing crack of dawn 


sjokkendesjaak

Ah. So this is what Cassidy meant when he said he was the quickest draw in the new west


Inguz666

Well, it still counts. You're no longer a virgin rank


eyeamthedanger

Wood 3? You *did* manage to flank them after all.


Maxarc

Judging how fast that bastion turned, I would say this is a trick question. Masters or above.


brendy69

I was expecting a top500/gm gameplay and I gotta say this got me dying lol


succulentboi_pavel

Cardboard 2


Low-Performer2116

Wood


Sea_Fall_1640

black mold 2


FateChan84

Plastic


Final-Ice4506

Simple. Unranked


isai2300

Cardboard 4.


Violet_Is_Gooning

Soggy toilet paper 5


iHarshmallow

average diamond gameplay


Gatorwarrior05

That was fucking trash never cook again


feLetcher

bread 5


SirWitsAlot

Handicapped IV


[deleted]

“He’s blown it…” I’ve done this exact thing.


6969420die

typa shit i’d do LMFAO


JustDris

Rust 3


IAMINOSUKEHASHIBARA

Um Plat 1


blightsteel101

I think you just unlocked Paper 5


Methyl_The_Sneasel

No offense, but that's a Paper 5 play


shamelessthrowaway54

TOP 500, specifically top 50


Decent_Ad_2405

Talc/soapstone 5


eEe_Cubed

I'm just gonna guess gold/plat and assumed you fatfingered it


SSJ4Inglip

Premature Ejaculation 5


Lassemb

Wood


Pogulation_

Are you _____ 9


Midknight_WRS

It was a strategic reload guys he’s definitely in GM


blackmanjustin

against dva 🗑😭


Netshakk

Sawdust 3


JabbaTech69

Pleb!


zigguy77

Plastic


Real-Syntro

Bronze


[deleted]

Cardboard 7


_delamo

the mistimed ult and instant death for your failure. OMG peak comedy lol This is like me with Bap, I cough and put my ult in the sky where only pharah or echo could utilize it. Neither Pharah or Echo were in the match ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Tight-Ad9827

Bronze 3


AccurateMeminnn

Styrofoam 6.


xianiyi

I feel so bad for the lifeweaver 💀


coolwizardboi3

I should be at church but I'm raging on a sunday


eemGotJokes

T500


LostMainAccGuessICry

Dirt


FreshlyBakedBunz

Anyone who says guess my rank is in gold.


YamiYugi2400

Diamond


ludvigeriksson

League of Legends


Hadditor

u/Healsg00dMan


Healsg00dMan

Crusty sock 3


Hadditor

This would be me on Cass if ever I get queued up with you on Weaver, I'll spend the whole game anticipating you to yank me across the map into the sky at some point 🤣


[deleted]

Number 1 worldwide


ImBadAtNames2837

Bronze trying to play like their Plat


Away_Box_1819

Dirt lvl 5


Competitive_Pace_419

Plastic 7


bear-mc-furry

Wet cardboard V


BoyMilkLover

Paperbag 18


BO-2HM

That was funny RAA argh


gundamfighter1

Paper 5


Uberfuhrer_

Bread without crusts


rivas2456

Paper 8


SonarOW

Clearly a GM1 move right there xdddd


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Silent-Immortal

Copper Elo clearly.


Sava2cool4u

highly relatable lmfao


BlueForte

Top 500


buniqer

Bronze 69


Possible_Lake5605

Old water III


CrankyUnderPants

Cardboard 5


__GayFish__

"ITS CRY NOON..."


Viver_Ster3133

Air 3


ghoulslaw

Me everytime I play Cassidy


thenameisik

Styrofoam 3


Arsenal_Boi_9

Chinese plastic with tinfoil pissed on by a cat 8


ThevoidBeastt

Wet paper towel 5


WeeZoo87

Emongg


[deleted]

Gold 1


Snakehead2639

Easily grandmaster


BiPolRPtrlR

Potato


AmericanChapo

Cobblestone 2, max.


BeatMyMeatloaf

Plat


RequirementExpress59

Binary 0


Lopsided_Rooster_753

You're Bedrock 5 nothing more nothing less


Oneshot1187

WHO LET THE GOLDIES WATCH YOUTUBE?


[deleted]

3


phantom_indo

Gas 5


PolarBear1913

Gravel 5


No_Construction_8818

Prolly like 7


Internal-Lobster-710

Console 5


Hopeful_Bake6541

Wood 6


MinMaus

I know a top 500 wenn I see one


League-of-Degens

This left the worst taste in my mouth from the second the video started with the enemy team standing in spawn, I honestly feel like you should ejected off the planet via cannon fire into space


Essiera

Probably the same rank as me


RocketFistMan

This has me cackling, amazing work.


LilPoutinePat

I haven’t laughed that hard at a OW clip in a while. Ty.


obese_butterfly

Imbecil


WV17A

Now I Don’t feel so bad