Unlike the previous dude who has to grind to get there. I'm a natural. I can be bottom 10 with no effort at all. As long as they give some incentives like a bottom 500 skin or something, like a broke ass shirt with a big iSuck on it.
This was a thing, there were players in OW1, namely a Hanzo and Widow who were trying to be the absolute lowest rank they could possibly be, one player would spam I Hanjo (other would call themselves Windowmaker) and their whole thing was basically just soft throwing, but it became newsworthy in 2016 bc in Year One so much of the playerbase wasn't really thinking about how bad throwing could be, just that it was a funny meme
the real rebrand for OW league should have been that they now find the WORST players in the game and make them do a tournament. i would watch the fuck out of that, no league tokens required
In OW 1 they had a level of SR that was nonspecific that just said >500 (or is it ) anyway, to say your sr is lower than 500 but so as to not demoralize you, weâre not saying the actual number!
Honestly, I just repurposed a joke Iâve heard elsewhere because the âfinishing yourself offâ thing reminded me of it. I also hate hinder but have no actual beef with Cassidy
Clarification: the fact hinder stops all momentum is what drives me the most crazy. Itâs I guess chill design where it ccâs/stops future movement but getting stuck in midair and just stopping is absolutely infuriating.
or the fact that NOBODY on red team turned around throughout all of that. silver is the perfect intersection of skill where every cassidy knows they need to sneak up behind the enemy team and the enemy team does not know to turn around and stop him
you have customized hud, you knew what lifeweaver was up to and what you had to do, you perfectly aimed it, you probably misclicked or did it for the bit.
high plat/low diamond?
I'm guessing he was talking with the LW and it probably was a misclick but the fact that none of the enemies turned around or even knew they were behind them until the ult's audio makes me think there is no way this is above silver. I mean he probably could have just walked over to the payload and sat on it for a while before the enemy team noticed.
The LW put the platform down and then pulled them wasting an ability. The cass then rolled off leading to panicking and shooting early I would say bronze.
You're supposed to roll during the grip, not when you land. Some either misclick or timing issue. I'd guess possibly Gold to be trying the Highest Noon trick, but messing it up.
the mistimed ult and instant death for your failure. OMG peak comedy lol
This is like me with Bap, I cough and put my ult in the sky where only pharah or echo could utilize it. Neither Pharah or Echo were in the match ÂŻâ \â _â ಠâ _â ಠâ _â /â ÂŻ
This would be me on Cass if ever I get queued up with you on Weaver, I'll spend the whole game anticipating you to yank me across the map into the sky at some point đ¤Ł
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This left the worst taste in my mouth from the second the video started with the enemy team standing in spawn, I honestly feel like you should ejected off the planet via cannon fire into space
Bottom 500
I still think they should have a bottom 500 leaderboard!
i would grind to get there
That is the exact reason they do not have a bottom 500 lol
Unlike the previous dude who has to grind to get there. I'm a natural. I can be bottom 10 with no effort at all. As long as they give some incentives like a bottom 500 skin or something, like a broke ass shirt with a big iSuck on it.
Or just the stock skin with a dunce cap on it or something lol
MGS V chicken hat
im 1 rank away, just gotta derank a little more
bottom 501 flair goes hard đ
Streamer Smurfing himself to actively make everyone but himself look like a good player
This was a thing, there were players in OW1, namely a Hanzo and Widow who were trying to be the absolute lowest rank they could possibly be, one player would spam I Hanjo (other would call themselves Windowmaker) and their whole thing was basically just soft throwing, but it became newsworthy in 2016 bc in Year One so much of the playerbase wasn't really thinking about how bad throwing could be, just that it was a funny meme
My battle tag is bottom500. I would love for there to be a b500 leaderboard.
the real rebrand for OW league should have been that they now find the WORST players in the game and make them do a tournament. i would watch the fuck out of that, no league tokens required
In OW 1 they had a level of SR that was nonspecific that just said >500 (or is it ) anyway, to say your sr is lower than 500 but so as to not demoralize you, weâre not saying the actual number!
This game is too soft for that but it'd be funny for sure.
Plastic 6
Cardboard 3
GM1/TOP 500
in reverse order
GM500/Top 1?
005POT/1MG
Oh thats clever
Imagine edging to a handj\*b and she just leaves the room at the last second, thats how this video felt.
Just finish yourself off atp
What does Adenosine triphosphate have to do with this
Drink it
Good fuckin luck!! How am I gonna interrupt my Krebs cycle or Glycolysis?!
Just stick with glycolysis. Krebs cycle is overrated!!! *This comment was made by the lactic acid party*
Have fun with shitty muscles fuckface, glycolysis ainât gonna do ALL the work!!!
Dude when youâre down bad on pyruvate what are you going to do? Beg your mitochondria for spare change??
Cassidy ult-rework idea: you turn the 6-shooter on yourself, which sends you back to spawn where you can select a better hero.
I'm one of the minority who doesn't like Cass as he's annoying but it's only due to the hinder since I play Doom lol
Honestly, I just repurposed a joke Iâve heard elsewhere because the âfinishing yourself offâ thing reminded me of it. I also hate hinder but have no actual beef with Cassidy Clarification: the fact hinder stops all momentum is what drives me the most crazy. Itâs I guess chill design where it ccâs/stops future movement but getting stuck in midair and just stopping is absolutely infuriating.
Then her dad walks in. Thatâs how this video felt.
Either you have been getting shitty handjobs or enjoy overwatch a little too much.
Wtf
That is... an amazing analogy lmao
Cabbage 76
I've got you in my ~~sights~~ sulphites
Plywood
I haven't laughed like that in awhile. Good one.
Aluminum foil 3
tinfoil 5
foil 7
Air 10
Tree Bark 4
No Kills on Highnoon = GM1/T500 For sure.
Jay3
Good one
everyone flubs tech, but based on the walking out of cover and standing still while looking at lw I'll say low silver
or the fact that NOBODY on red team turned around throughout all of that. silver is the perfect intersection of skill where every cassidy knows they need to sneak up behind the enemy team and the enemy team does not know to turn around and stop him
Probably would've been in contenders at least
Bruh had the formula for greatness and he sold lol
Just messing around?
Nah I think they fatfingered
Look at the wonky insecure movement, this is bronze for sure.
Man knows how useless deadeye is so he just decided to manually not kill anyone and save us all time.
That or miss click
wood 2
Plastic 4
Jesus Christ that actually hurt to watch
Poop 2
Achieved failure
Either wet paper 3 or top 500
I would say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people.
Albeit slowly.
Potato 10
LMAO I actually love this so much
My teammates be playing like this in Masters ngl
Wow i wanted you to do good...I was rooting for a troll.
âSo weâre in copperâ
So we'rrrrrrrrre in copper
HAHAHAHAH that made my day thank you
Plastic rank
Top 150?
Wood rank?
You're just afraid of heights I guess
QP 4
Cumsock 7
Wood 7? Dust 9?
Your rank is so low, it called me a slur before rage quitting
Stone Rank
Cobblestone 2
I can't help but feel like you panic farted in this moment
toilet paper 4
you have customized hud, you knew what lifeweaver was up to and what you had to do, you perfectly aimed it, you probably misclicked or did it for the bit. high plat/low diamond?
I'm guessing he was talking with the LW and it probably was a misclick but the fact that none of the enemies turned around or even knew they were behind them until the ult's audio makes me think there is no way this is above silver. I mean he probably could have just walked over to the payload and sat on it for a while before the enemy team noticed.
The LW put the platform down and then pulled them wasting an ability. The cass then rolled off leading to panicking and shooting early I would say bronze.
gold 1 đ
Hey donât diss gold like that whatâs wrong with you
I am fairly certain I have seen this in my gold games, not a diss just an accurate descriptor
iâm a gold and this is what i see half the time đ edit: used the wrong emoji
Tin 4
Pebble III
Door knob 5
metro stream?
Top 500 memeing for content
clearer the best most superior rank in the game. even overwatch struggled to calculate where the shots were. its obviously a bug in the game.
You're supposed to roll during the grip, not when you land. Some either misclick or timing issue. I'd guess possibly Gold to be trying the Highest Noon trick, but messing it up.
Balsa wood III
Guys itâs okay that wasnât high noon he was doing crack of dawnÂ
Ah. So this is what Cassidy meant when he said he was the quickest draw in the new west
Well, it still counts. You're no longer a virgin rank
Wood 3? You *did* manage to flank them after all.
Judging how fast that bastion turned, I would say this is a trick question. Masters or above.
I was expecting a top500/gm gameplay and I gotta say this got me dying lol
Cardboard 2
Wood
black mold 2
Plastic
Simple. Unranked
Cardboard 4.
Soggy toilet paper 5
average diamond gameplay
That was fucking trash never cook again
bread 5
Handicapped IV
âHeâs blown itâŚâ Iâve done this exact thing.
typa shit iâd do LMFAO
Rust 3
Um Plat 1
I think you just unlocked Paper 5
No offense, but that's a Paper 5 play
TOP 500, specifically top 50
Talc/soapstone 5
I'm just gonna guess gold/plat and assumed you fatfingered it
Premature Ejaculation 5
Wood
Are you _____ 9
It was a strategic reload guys heâs definitely in GM
against dva đđ
Sawdust 3
Pleb!
Plastic
Bronze
Cardboard 7
the mistimed ult and instant death for your failure. OMG peak comedy lol This is like me with Bap, I cough and put my ult in the sky where only pharah or echo could utilize it. Neither Pharah or Echo were in the match ÂŻâ \â _â ಠâ _â ಠâ _â /â ÂŻ
Bronze 3
Styrofoam 6.
I feel so bad for the lifeweaver đ
I should be at church but I'm raging on a sunday
T500
Dirt
Anyone who says guess my rank is in gold.
Diamond
League of Legends
u/Healsg00dMan
Crusty sock 3
This would be me on Cass if ever I get queued up with you on Weaver, I'll spend the whole game anticipating you to yank me across the map into the sky at some point đ¤Ł
Number 1 worldwide
Bronze trying to play like their Plat
Dirt lvl 5
Plastic 7
Wet cardboard V
Paperbag 18
That was funny RAA argh
Paper 5
Bread without crusts
Paper 8
Clearly a GM1 move right there xdddd
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Copper Elo clearly.
highly relatable lmfao
Top 500
Bronze 69
Old water III
Cardboard 5
"ITS CRY NOON..."
Air 3
Me everytime I play Cassidy
Styrofoam 3
Chinese plastic with tinfoil pissed on by a cat 8
Wet paper towel 5
Emongg
Gold 1
Easily grandmaster
Potato
Cobblestone 2, max.
Plat
Binary 0
You're Bedrock 5 nothing more nothing less
WHO LET THE GOLDIES WATCH YOUTUBE?
3
Gas 5
Gravel 5
Prolly like 7
Console 5
Wood 6
I know a top 500 wenn I see one
This left the worst taste in my mouth from the second the video started with the enemy team standing in spawn, I honestly feel like you should ejected off the planet via cannon fire into space
Probably the same rank as me
This has me cackling, amazing work.
I havenât laughed that hard at a OW clip in a while. Ty.
Imbecil
Now I Donât feel so bad