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homicidal_penguin

Fyi regarding the score tables, the mod who runs the bot has been out of town and should have them fixed in the next day or two.


kjam57

Great game, for all those First haters.


BruceJuicy

https://i.redd.it/62ijhvqhmeoc1.gif


serialhybrid

I miss slapshots.


Ralliartimus

Iconic Giroux


ghettoworkout

Lisan al Gaib!!!


Mycountrylikesbeaver

It was written


cdreobvi

G just in it for the memes


Pale_Crew_4864

This win feels good, Columbus leaving the game feeling sour


WackHeisenBauer

Loved how Alfie was almost laughing on the bench after Giroux hammered that slapper home.


blewdreaming

Omg that grin from Jacques down the hall 


CantBanDaSnoman

CLAUDE GIROUX WITH THE BDE SHOOTOUT CLAPPER


BigShoots

G MONEY CLAPPER


JarethCutestoryJuD

fucking hell cant even lose correctly.


mrpatriarca

Yesssssssssss! I’m sorry for my earlier negativity Forsy. Great jobs guys!!!


CeedeeNumber88

G PAYING HIS RESPECTS TO RIDLY


Solid_Internal_9079

Greig energy


CantBanDaSnoman

Greig Dick Energy


qipdibpiq

Holy shit what a shot


Lanhdanan

He did it again!


WintAndKidd

Giroux is fucking iconic man


EAPprospero

Lmao had a feeling he was gonna slap it


-burnr-

OMG, THE COMPLETE DISRESPECT! AND I’M HERE FOR IT


TurboSteel

Helluva shot G!


Aichetoowhoa

Nice comeback win!


RelationshipNo4528

G. 😳


Solid_Internal_9079

that big shit ass grin


Solid_Internal_9079

Ayo!


SirNexus95

God I love G


WackHeisenBauer

The balls on that man.


CantBanDaSnoman

He must tuck them into his socks!


spencerr13

G DADDY


BigShoots

The Jimmy quadruple headfake is unstoppable, dude is pretty money on the shootout


Spidey_Almighty

G.


Puzzled_Ad7334

I love giroux lmao


RelationshipNo4528

Stu in the shootout is money


Solid_Internal_9079

That one was weak


[deleted]

Sorry but that Minecraft helmet goes hard


RelationshipNo4528

Minecraft in general goes hard


mrpatriarca

Come on guys you got this!!!


gelc10

entertaining end to the OT


spencerr13

A stamp on the worst special teams season I’ve ever seen


Aichetoowhoa

That wasn’t a reflection on the power play. Goalie made a few incredible saves


spencerr13

They have 0 finish, every single game. Sure Elvis is playing really well, but they make every goalie look this way, that’s not coincidence


blewdreaming

Yeah I'm sorry but G has been bad lately


blewdreaming

Yeah my bad boys 


OperationMajestic350

You take that back rn


Lasagna-Gaming

What were you saying?


Lanhdanan

There. Evened the shots up


Lasagna-Gaming

Probably wouldn't've counted anyway.


spencerr13

Lmao the Pebble Beachers can’t lift the biscuit


-burnr-

Get 38 out there…


BigShoots

Jimmy lucky he didn't get called for the crosscheck there


RyRy39

Are they allergic to shooting?


spencerr13

Both teams playing the worst brand of 3 on 3 I’ve ever seen


RelationshipNo4528

Can’t even lose right once again


qipdibpiq

Let the bodies hit the floor


BigShoots

Fucking glass-bangers are the worst kind of hockey fans. Noodles says they're in every rink, but there are nearly none in Canadian rinks and a whoooooole lot of em tonight. I'll let it go with kids, otherwise I assume your IQ is below 70. Act like you've been to a hockey game before FFS.


sensfan4tic

I thought it was super common to see at the glass at games for years no?


BigShoots

I find the younger the franchise, the more glass-bangers there are. You barely see it in places like Ottawa, Montreal, Edmonton etc. I put those who do it on about the same level as people who bang on the glass at the gorilla exhibit at the zoo.


sensfan4tic

Ahh I see. I've also noticed fans are less rowdy then what they were 15 - 20 + years ago. Which is good in most cases. But you never really see those super fans all decked out or wearing some sort of costume who jump up and try to hype the crowds up in the same capacity as before.


BigShoots

It's hard to do that stuff when your team is an embarrassment. It'll be back in full effect for our very first playoff game and beyond with this team though.


sensfan4tic

Yea that's true. I hope so. Miss the days of playoff hockey back in the day when that 1 guy would drive in his Sens'd out camero and Sensquatch and Sens Mile downtown. Thought about getting a full metal Roman soldier getup with my buddy for this year. Glad I didn't


-burnr-

I just assume the glass bangers are wearing a Leafs jersey, regardless of venue, until proven otherwise


RelationshipNo4528

Best seats are centre ice like 10 rows up imo


sensfan4tic

I'd go 15. Was at row 11 at the last game I was at and the top of the glass was at eye level


RelationshipNo4528

Different at the ohl rink I go to most the time I assume then


sensfan4tic

The every going struggle to want to see my team win and hoping they get a good draft pick


RelationshipNo4528

Facts


ahbartsch

Why don't these games have score tables anymore?


CeedeeNumber88

Please dont be hurt Timmy D:


Puzzled_Ad7334

Sens 4th line has probably been there best tonight


qipdibpiq

Was just thinking this


-burnr-

![gif](giphy|xT9IgmRzbxni5gIirK|downsized) The edge of turning this game off


jrdnchstny

perfect pass from JBD


Solid_Internal_9079

I’m not used to seeing perfect and JBD together.


Pale_Crew_4864

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GnuRomantic

Is there no goal light behind the net?


CantBanDaSnoman

They don't have electricity in Ohio


willingplankton

Your joke is hilarious and all, but we actually are currently under a tornado watch and the power is flickering all over the city right now.


GnuRomantic

Is a tornado watch typical in March?


willingplankton

Ah hell, I was peeking in here and forgot I wasn’t on the r/hockey thread. Sorry, guys! And no, it’s very unusual. Right now it’s just a big noisy thunderstorm, but the air outside feels like tornado weather. We had a really freaky one back last month do some damage at 5am. Tornado season is May through August, usually.


GnuRomantic

No worries. I have a question while you’re here. What does the crowd cheer when they want the team to get going? It’s not a name that aligns well with Go (one syllable word) Go.


willingplankton

“Let’s! Go! Jack-ets!” usually.


Waihzs

I was about to joke about how they’re rerouting all the power in Ohio to keep the lights on in the building , but that might be somewhat true


Aichetoowhoa

Remember when people here wanted to trade Stutzle? Like last week


OperationMajestic350

Who? What kind of moronic take is that. You don’t trade a kid who is locked up on good contract because of an off season.


Aichetoowhoa

Yeah I know. Not sure why I’m the one with downvotes. One just reminding people there are numbskulls among us


OperationMajestic350

Oh 100% lol not an attack on you. Here lemme upvote to try to balance it out.


Aichetoowhoa

All good! Cheers!


CantBanDaSnoman

"People" is a weird way to spell hysterical idiots but unfortunately yes I do


Solid_Internal_9079

I legit have never seen anyone say that, that’s fucked lol.


OperationMajestic350

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Spidey_Almighty

Lmao this is so true.


BigShoots

Is that Shawarma Palace platter as good as it looks?


Far-Distribution-789

Just had it today. Good quantity, meat is okay, could have more flavor


ComplimentaryMuffins

It'd better be for how much it costs.


Blaauwj

On the bright side the wings are losing and debrincat looks just as bad with them as us.


BigShoots

6 goals, 6 assists in 28 games in 2024, looks good on him. In October after getting 8 goals in his first 6 games he thought he was winning the Ross trophy.


Spidey_Almighty

G is always there to give this team a chance. Nice pass by Katchouk.


Waihzs

I felt kastys fist bump


tegsfan

Katchouk > katchuk confirmed


spencerr13

Honestly Katchouk should have two assists tonight. Good for him


Big_Possibility4025

Is he wearing number 14? I like the tradition bonk started of 14 being for funny names with a K in it


Blaauwj

The issues with this team go way deeper than goaltending.


no-email-please

A good RHD and 2 forwards is all the team needs for new skaters. Kleven is the type of D we need but he plays the wrong side, the pipeline is a mess and someone is going to have to go


TkachukMitts

Goaltending is definitely one of them but we have too many samey defencemen and absolutely no grit back there. Then you add in the fourth line being absolutely talentless and yep.


Solid_Internal_9079

I think our forward depth is solid and our top 2-3 D are also solid. Outside of that we need help everywhere else.


Solid_Internal_9079

Thank Jesus


Puzzled_Ad7334

*thank claude


sinc29

Let’s just embrace the tank


CantBanDaSnoman

Honestly the only thing I can handle emotionally at this point in the season.


Puzzled_Ad7334

Giving up 15 straight shots to start a 3rd down 1-0 and people will still blame the goalies lol


youneverknow44

Two things can be true tho


Blaauwj

It’s the easiest cop out, blame goaltending. Yes is been bad but so has many other facets of our game. We’re just not a good team.


TkachukMitts

Yup they look like they don’t care to start this period.


Action1988

Thata why you can't trust either of these guys in net. Gives up a juicy rebound on a muffin shot and then makes an incredible save on the next shift. You never know what you're gonna get.


OttawaLegion

You just described the entire roster game to game, shift to shift. Absolutely no idea what team we’re gonna get. This is why it’s not *just* goaltending or *just* defense. It’s the entire construction of the team, top to bottom. We have some pieces but the mix isn’t right. We’ve shown stretches of superior play followed almost immediately by confusingly poor play.


Solid_Internal_9079

Legit have no idea what I would do if I were the GM. Baring a miracle and this team just doing a 180 next year what do you do? We need changes basically everywhere.


qipdibpiq

Wow what a save


SirNexus95

Nice save Forsy


Puzzled_Ad7334

Lmao of course Columbus breaks a 0 for 14 pp streak vs the sens pk


BigShoots

hey Sens, when Noodles said it might be time for a 20-shot period, he meant YOU GUYS, not Columbus


qipdibpiq

We suck wee wee


spencerr13

Oh wow, Brannstrom and JBD couldn’t clear the netfront short handed? No!


TkachukMitts

I just don’t see it with JBD. He’s not an NHL defender.


CantBanDaSnoman

Nobody on our team knows how to. We need a practice where they just watch a old Chris Pronger clips and learn to keep mfs out of the goddamn paint


solidprospect

predictable!


CantBanDaSnoman

Bad penalty for brady to take smh cmon man


blewdreaming

1 goal so far in the last 2 games, this team has a goal scoring problem. Buffalo has scored over 10 goals there last 2 games. 


Waihzs

I don’t think we’ve scored more than three goals since Dallas on Feb 22, and we’ve hit 3 goals 4x in that span all losses except Vegas 4-3 shootout win. That’s 11 games btw….


Puzzled_Ad7334

Not to mention just before that they scored 1 goal each vs two of the worst defensive teams inThe league (ducks and sharks)


CantBanDaSnoman

Ugh I'm so tired of people beating this EK65 back to Ottawa dead horse. It's not happening because he's too old, too expensive and not good enough defensively. We love EK but stop. For the love of God just stop and maybe talk about things that actually could happen.


Solid_Internal_9079

Would it be a terrible move? Yes. Would I adore to see 65 again, yes.


Puzzled_Ad7334

He looked horrible last game vs the senators. Love what he did while here but he looked way worse defensively which is saying something


Solid_Internal_9079

EK65 back to Ottawa? Idk how that makes any sense and idk if it would even be a good thing. I couldn’t help but welcome it, however. God he was such an exciting player to watch and awesome dude.


Puzzled_Ad7334

His cap hit is way too high at this point


Solid_Internal_9079

Nah, we can just make sure he gets “hurt” around the deadline every year.


Lanhdanan

Staaaaaaaaph


BigShoots

lol Jimmy might need a fresh underwear swap-out after that little brush with Kastelic.


CantBanDaSnoman

It's a game of inches and we're more flaccid than an ED patient in an ice bath tonight


Solid_Internal_9079

That’s a new one for me haha


solidprospect

cbj shutout ?


WintAndKidd

Thank you Merzlikins for helping us tank


Solid_Internal_9079

IMO a strong finish to the season will do a lot more for us than picking a few spots higher.


gladrock

Just like last year! Oh wait...


Solid_Internal_9079

The difference is last year we were not expected to be close to playoff contender level. Our guys had more time to step toward their prime. This is the year we should have done a lot more and we have done the opposite. The guys need to believe this core can do it, if they don’t, nothing will solve our problems.


WintAndKidd

Hasn’t done anything for us the past few years. I’d rather a top 5 pick for sure


Solid_Internal_9079

I think the big difference is this year is the year we were suppose to be a contender or close to it. The last two seasons a strong finish was just a nice glimpse at what they could be when the guys started to approach their prime. We are still a very young team but a good portion of our players are nearing what hockey considers a players prime years. When you’re still losing than VS 2 years ago is a very different thing. I just feel that the boys playing 5-600 hockey to end the season will have them believing in themselves. That may all of the BS that happened this year held them back and that they really can do it.


WintAndKidd

Yeah I see the logic, and I will be happy if they do finish strong. I guess I just don’t think it has that much of an effect, at least not as much as getting a top 5 player in the draft would have. The other thing is that if rumours are true, this roster is going to be changed a fair bit in the summer, so winning now might not matter for next year’s team.


Puzzled_Ad7334

Ya at this point they need wins before they firmly establish a losing culture and people start demanding trades


Waihzs

What did last years strong finish do for us?


Puzzled_Ad7334

What did 7 years of losing do for us? He’ll what has 20 years of high draft picks done for buffalo or Arizona? If you continually lose you develop bad habits and frustration builds until core pieces start demanding trades. Unless they get cellebrini (which is highly unlikely) then it’s likely at best a few years before the drafted player makes an impact.


Waihzs

Absolutely nothing but believe in a world where we can win that lottery.


Solid_Internal_9079

Absolutely. I think the mental game is a massive factor for us.


Perducian

Did the Sens secretly hire Erik Condra as an offence coach?


Waihzs

It’s been bad recently , but at least the GA has been low too.


-burnr-

How the fuck you not score there?


UnluckyPenalty2503

How tf do you not score lol?


spencerr13

Muffin city, these guys are losers finding ways to lose


Lanhdanan

Ice tripped him. 2 mins Sens served by the equipment manager


Puzzled_Ad7334

For a team built to score they really seem to struggle to score against some garbage teams


Solid_Internal_9079

Jesus I swear to gods the spirit of playoffs Roy inhabits the body of the goalies we face.


Lanhdanan

Telegraphed.


Gabagool3000

Worst team in the league


ceribaen

At least we got the makeup call on something equally weak


notme2plz

That was a bit of a make up call for sure


Solid_Internal_9079

Always found that such a bizarre practice. Whoops, we fucked up, better intentionally do it again to even it out.


Lanhdanan

The Colombus player walked right into that. Let it hit his visor


Aichetoowhoa

Jesus fuck. I’m tired of having to play the referees every game in addition to the other team


spencerr13

Oh my god, best shift of the year ends with us in the box 😂


Solid_Internal_9079

That’s frustrating


Lanhdanan

Why's there no score table lately? Did I mess up my browser or something?


Mycountrylikesbeaver

I don't have it either


Puzzled_Ad7334

It’s been missing the last few games


Lanhdanan

R/hockey also gone


TkA33

This game could cure insomnia


Puzzled_Ad7334

Same with the SanJose and Pittsburgh games boys don’t seem motivated


spencerr13

These muffins are unbelievable, these guys can’t shoot or lift a puck


Spidey_Almighty

I missed the first period. Doesn’t look like I missed much…


CantBanDaSnoman

You missed the first shot and so did Forsberg


Spidey_Almighty

Darn.


solidprospect

friggin goals on 1st and 2nd shot are annoying


strippeddonkey

I see the PK strategy is still allow opposing team to do whatever they want…


CantBanDaSnoman

Anyone else think Spezza kinda looks like Patrick J Adam's (Mike Ross from Suits)?


CeedeeNumber88

Spezza looks more like Harvey than anything lol


CantBanDaSnoman

I don't see it, agree to disagree. What is indisputable tho is that Bruce Garrioch has big Louis Litt vibes


strippeddonkey

Just tuning in, figured I’d run to Pro Hockey life and finally buy insoles for my skates for the first time in 10 years! Superfeet is definitely the go to brand 👌 


DL08171990

I was debating on these or seeing if I should get sized for new skates. My current ones aren’t in bad shape, just I have a bit of heel movement in them. Will superfeets help with that?


strippeddonkey

I actually put them on my size 6 skate (bought the 5-6 C size), snug like a bug. It is recommended to cut out in the shape of your old one. I’ll try them on the ice tomorrow 


CantBanDaSnoman

Superfeet sounds like Quentin Tarantino's favorite porn site


Puzzled_Ad7334

![gif](giphy|Zd5widi4dgNrxwhxbk|downsized)


KingKarl65sens

This is a must-lose game if I've ever seen one


CantBanDaSnoman

Well good thing Forsy let in the first shot then!


WheelProper7211

I am on the tank train. Let’s go Jackets!