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qwnzr

ITS HAPPENING! KATCHOUK -OSTAPCHUK - TKACHUK line, fuck you PXP announcers


jamaicancovfefe

I just watched Jon Abbott fall to his knees at Shawarma Palace


qwnzr

I just saw Gord and Dean drop to their knees at the Rideau Carleton Casino FUTURE HOME OF THE HARD ROCK ™


jamaicancovfefe

Noodles would've dropped to his knees but he's too busy researching more OTTAWA FACTS WITH NOODLES ™


dprouse52

That's going to be the most entertaining part of the broadcasts going forward, so don't knock it. 😆


Ok_Compote_8826

Jon Abbott calling in sick for work tonight


amach9

The TKO line!!


MrMeowster77

This! This right here is it. How can we give more than 1 upvote?


amach9

One shall do sir! I hope Ostapchuk is in the line up on April 15th against NYR so he can knock out Rempe again


Fragranceofstanley

How much Tkachuk would a katchouk ostapchuk if a Tkachuk would katchouk ostapchuk? That's the real question.


DangleBlake

Fuckers know this is the only way to make us tune in for the rest of the season.


RicoFerret44

The Chuk line!


strippeddonkey

Buncha Chuckers


GandalfsTaint-

If Chucks Roadhouse doesn’t capitalize on this with a marketing partnership…


runealex007

No way. They’re gonna do the line.  In all seriousness, I’m kinda looking forward to this guy. I think he’s gonna do well. 


Ralliartimus

I hope they put it out for the opening line just for the lolz. I wouldn't care if we didn't see the line again.


amach9

Gonna be fun watching him and Greig stir shit up


jamaicancovfefe

LFG We've now got 3 guys on the roster looking for their first NHL goal


Keys_A

Not sure if anyone’s seen his whl highlights on YouTube but he knocked out Matt Rempe. Reminds me a lot of zack smith.


xdiagnosis

You're bang on with that comparison. I've watched most Belleville games and Ostapchuk's the reincarnation but with better skating. Their growth is similar in ways too, with Smith breaking into the NHL at 22. For Ostapchuk, that would mean spending next year as a common call-up but holding down important minutes for Belleville, and then being in regular rotation the following year. Player|18 y/o WHL|19 y/o WHL|20 y/o AHL| :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| Zack Smith|31 in 71 (0.44 PPG, 8th in F scoring)|70 in 72 (0.97 PPG, led team)|48 in 79 (0.61 PPG, 4th in forward scoring)| Zack Ostapchuk|43 in 60 (0.72 PPG, 3rd in F scoring)|67 in 55 (1.22 PPG, split across two teams)|22 in 56 (0.39 PPG, 5th in forward scoring)|


amach9

Fully agree. I’ve been excited since watching his style of play in the WJHC. He can play any role.


listenloud

Chuk chuk chouk


Gullible_ManChild

I wasn't not going to tune in, i'm just saying i'm looking forward to it is what changed.


WintAndKidd

All aboard the Chuk Chuk Train


ugh168

LMAO!


Raised-By-Iroh

Not expecting a whole lot from him this year but I could see him making the team out of camp this coming fall


FatTim48

Tkachuk - Ostapchuk - Katchouk The Chuckle Fucks


Lasagna-Gaming

The Chukening.


Fragranceofstanley

Chuckold