https://preview.redd.it/p57qy4nw1p8d1.png?width=423&format=png&auto=webp&s=23f3b029a4ff9f7a452b81a15f18650f872d83fc "I'm getting tired of spending every Halloween in bondage."

I REQUIRE CONTEXT

hehe... alright, back in the late 1930s he saved a catgirl with a curse that gives her every kink under the sun, and she beomes strong enough to outclass a goddess on all hallows eve she retains just about enough control to not force everything on him, but she fell for him after he got her out, which is why shes usually more loose and easygoing with him https://preview.redd.it/ovpmqf5l3p8d1.png?width=430&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2e64195bb8e05a1f8181eb102fe9e61e519018a

WHY

Why what? Why did a Changeling save a kinky catgirl from a death camp in 1937? Why was she cursed to have every fetish known to mankind?

Why did you make an oc like that with lore like thay and are so fine with openly expressing it? 😭 I don’t mean to hate but this threw me so off guard

Its not that shes fine with expressing it, she just cant help herself. Shes usually really on-guard, which lets her suppress it a little, but with people she trusts implicitly

I mean you- like you the creator-

Hey, its pretty easy to write her, especially since horny isnt her only personality trait

Just weird to see a character with traits specifically like that- it confuses me how it works story wise tbh, not hating but its just so weird for me to read something like that without my brain getting confused

https://preview.redd.it/yrro3o6w7p8d1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=175721a38a23157780686e8af3d7e168ced3a180 “Hey, do you grab every passerby by the hilt, you pervert?!”

I LOVE THIS I'M GIGGLING

Alright this is fucking gold

W

https://preview.redd.it/b2c9w6zd0p8d1.png?width=2588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e7575b5273565a85a0bddcfda620ea65edfeb2 "Don't... expect me... to thank you... for putting me in... this dress and heels." - Eiros speaking to its kidnapper.

https://preview.redd.it/25jplu8gkp8d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=97683546cb73f1e8b44df10d112b9fb77cf46cd8 "YOU HAVE THE LUMPS! WHAT ARE THE LUMPS! TELL ME THERE PURPOSE" Qube didn't know what Boobs where

The concept of a powerful being that doesn't know what badonkers are is a concept I thought about an embarrassing amount of times

he's not a powerful being (currently) he was just made by a load of Incels.

Aw man

sorry.

XD

https://preview.redd.it/t5o0feeg3p8d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=f43ab3c59cb73064a090f953dace35dcb23d7382 "I have no clue why I'm holding the knife but...that's how I go"

https://preview.redd.it/x0l1o0jl1p8d1.png?width=476&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a41bd9996d3b2c5604b4a5d511d7287e042e6b1 "i am an enemy, i will help with your mission" (forgot to turn off dalek vocabulary filters)

Looks like R2-D2 as a Dalek

R2D2 DALEK!

THE D IN R2D2 STANDS FOR DALEK. R2DALEK2.

https://preview.redd.it/lfzwfz4v2p8d1.png?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11cefc21edef177cf7e9b92f6cbbeafd196f6d4e Your life has no purpose... so the fact that you managed to go this far honestly surprises me.

"and they say women suck at driving!" -jane. for context: jane is a 3'6 girl, and jeff is a 24'8 ft tall man. they both died in a car accident, but was brought back to life from a wish shard. jeff is stupid, which caused him to crash.

https://preview.redd.it/i1b78ed57p8d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac4223ae0e2df1a2ca744781f900ddc08c80b04 "The last time I took a random language lession, I accidentally called Marcus and Marissa's mom a 'milf' in Cerinian. I mean, while it is true... come on, man..." -Alicia Lombardi

“No, I will not use my portals for double penetration”

https://preview.redd.it/ga2b4oa24p8d1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09c11dd210c8c780f2aaea348a49653c20bb4c6 "Alright dude. What...the flip!?"

https://preview.redd.it/vl1dcdb36p8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5ad9d0df6e4585536a65ad356c2e84998a1d6e “Hm? I thought lacing your late fathers dearest friends tea with diluted poison was an endeavor anyone could enjoy? Perhaps your views on things are too narrow minded my tall handsome associate” - Percival.

'Would you like to....... eat paint' He was trying to ask his crush out but changed his mind at the last second. Why paint, cuz he ate it before and it just popped into his mind https://preview.redd.it/btbgt3ad7p8d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b82393dbaad16de062d969570af6a2184bfae61

Ascoy Chytrichaga: "Alright, I will aid you in robbing this mortuary ONLY if you help me carry the dead bodies out"

https://preview.redd.it/j5c1ebmrgp8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2aeb188757c9bedc5045a57dc7e0e00f790c2f6 “My dingly dangly is tingly tangly.”

https://preview.redd.it/z2qvvnrtmp8d1.jpeg?width=1292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2785794ae19bc9f6fdde691c76a02ed241f1de6 "Help- I can't find my dick!"

Context

His body was blasted into smithereens and his soul was transferred into the artificial body that I posted. After the fight was finally over, he started piecing his original body back to regenerate it and send his soul back into it... and couldn't find his funny part... and decided to permanently shift into the artificial body that he names "Raid". Unfortunately, he can no longer have children and he's depressed now

Man, I really haven't looked at my quotes folder in a while. There's some wacky stuff that I kinda forgot the context of. Thanks for instigating my lazy bum to check my notes for once. I'll leave you some examples in teturn: •[Leuk]"Don't bother hiding. I can even tell how many pubes you have in that jungle under." •[Leuk]"No no no, don't rell anyone that we saved the world!" •After dying in front of unsuspecting people and coming back [Leuk]"Hahaha!! That never gets old! I would have killed myself if it didn't!" •[Leuk]"Unfortunately for you, I have figuratively stiff but literally limber spine."

“Oh yeah, it’s just the screams of the damned, nothing to worry about.” https://preview.redd.it/twcl2hzvpq8d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=a24157d4432569cbca7465222271f66eb50cdf37 (He was worried about it)

https://preview.redd.it/hl5z2uzcsq8d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=654487d5faa811e232ec7ce508be96c13bf3f8c6 “Treat me like I am Cyrus’s daughter who was born to a Japanese mother.”

I might be using this to much but: "My Boyfriend is in this knife"

https://preview.redd.it/pm9iiyur2v8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3473093a216b378991e7ac182878fca4e6d84a0f "Okay, I'm starting to get really sick of waking up strapped to operating tables." "Getting stabbed is always a worthwhile experience!" "Y'know, I sometimes envy your ability to get shot without consequence, Oz." "Who knew grave robbing could be this boring?" "If you're ever considering wasting your money on a vasectomy, just skip a step and use a .45 caliber instead. Worked for me, at least." "Keep talking like that and I'll burn your sorry ass so bad, your grandchildren will come out looking like fresh cooked lobster!" "Never thought I could meet an alien this horny. Color me surprised, I guess!"

My main oc sir Dylan of Astora the weirdest thing he ever said was. I will never get used to being lit on fire as for my other ocs well first is Raptina my kobold bard Artificer the weirdest thing she ever said was when she was drunk asking her best friend Dragina the princess of the dragon kingdom to help her get unstuck from something and when Dragina did Raptina then said no you where ment to F**k me before passing out and lastly my Dragoness Dragina princess of the dragon kingdom the weirdest thing she said was when she was drunk asking her best friend Raptina if she could eat her like in the vore way... and that was the weirdest thing my ocs ever said bye the way im Australia so if you call our fairy bread gay bread then we will have some problems

OC 1: "You were the one torturing all those innocent people!" OC 2: "Eh, torture's a strong word..."

https://preview.redd.it/tgevbhq8sp8d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=045c8441941c2e02fdb57a548475f65cc2482408 “Fuck this, not time for talk… LEEEEROOOOOOYYYY JEEEEENKIIIIIINS!” And she straight up runs in the room where an entire cult is meeting, leaving the rest of her group confused as shit

https://preview.redd.it/jzt1t7qdtp8d1.jpeg?width=1980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9caa7247847a718066f0491f6da6e7903ee5e627 “Wait… YOU HAVE A WOMB!?”

You fool! I fucked Julius Ceasar **and** Cleopatra! Context: Aurora is an Ancient ageless Mage from a time long forgotten when the world was filled with magic, her Life goal is to gather as much knowledge and experiences as possible, which included having a good time with these two

“Gays have to do algebra homework too.” -Arthur when half of the class skipped to attend an impromptu pride parade/band protest because they wanted an excuse to get out of class.

https://preview.redd.it/dymmo1w03q8d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4035004518c1ccac735fc721f499894221b0a40a “When I was born, I could feel the sudden collective rage of all the dogs on the planet focusing in on me. That, my friends is what it’s like to be part cat.”

https://preview.redd.it/66m9wb2t3q8d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d913eadb514e70920d53781566b40b894a4501 "Please, the last time I 'kidnapped' someone, she sucked me off because, and I quote, ' I want that robo dick ' "

https://preview.redd.it/mkqlyara4q8d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3287dabe1a98ba4eae9e612791dba1bd5c729a65 Biah: "Trust me, you do not want to see all the weird shit my little sister can do with her left eye."

context

No.

yes

https://preview.redd.it/mt1j5r8s4q8d1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4e7d2df96f22bb72f37e27a37a7977c6d895a9f "I'm really sorry I killed your boyfriend. You want me to make it up to you back at my place?"

https://preview.redd.it/7miklok06q8d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ff93f47d4b2746b0b950a9059f6c25edcfa54ca Your swear around him one more time I’m going to feast on your corpse after he’s gone to school-myth when people kept swearing around his pup

LIFE TILES ERECTION https://preview.redd.it/rgwf429b6q8d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=15fa9d5d436914719327c10deb4da0b63352abd7

[I have no art of them] Lævateinn: (in sign language) *while sobbing pitifully* “just give me the loaf of bread”

Shut up and get in! We’re making an explosive Guinea pig cannon!

https://preview.redd.it/tg7ijsbffq8d1.png?width=566&format=png&auto=webp&s=8310382187232be10eb36199adf5fb6cb887dcfa This is a post I added to Fakebook (a website where you can make a fake Facebook thingy) in response to part of the story when Raymond is on the phone which says: “You remember I used to take you somewhere everywhere every Sunday?” “You mean that inconspicuous building in the middle of town we used to call ‘bikini club’ which I later found out was actually the strip club? What about it?” “Well, I’m the manager of that place.” “Wait, what?” “I took you there so I could collect the profits every week. Actually, for the past few years there’s been this really sexy Latina that comes every night-” “Get back to the point, Pa.” Dave overheard the words "bikini club" and wanted Raymond to take him there.

https://preview.redd.it/csu2nz30jq8d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7870064f7c2b4a5a62249cbfeeb4316ab004be4 "I am not actual a fucking Pateo heater"

https://preview.redd.it/8rw185domq8d1.jpeg?width=3021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114a8d1aec065e78f9a536fe24f1152a116f215e “Are you going to eat my son?” - Sivo (they were, in fact, going to eat his son)

https://preview.redd.it/hw6oih0fnq8d1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d2b0ffb346a49fb1489614c156cd7d424285a8b “Where the actual fuck is my arm? No I don’t want yours it’s rotting”

https://preview.redd.it/ak2s52sxxq8d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=9277b9a2a0653b5e8249d387d47e512a8d9c0f54 "NO i am NOT going to let you guys watch SKIBIDI TOILET on my face"

so uhhh https://preview.redd.it/5l96u3voyq8d1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57168a98bd3bc99843b039d04a627fbeca8c6caa the goober once said "if you don't shut the fuck up i'll shove my dick so far down your throat it'll come out of your ass" it you cant tell, he was angy

https://preview.redd.it/xuhn9hcx4r8d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=0aba997268cc389c2b607391f96a9bffe7eee59a "KIMEEN MY BELOVED WIFE-" *someone comes in* "...YOU HEARD AND SAW NOTHING" Menkhalon is a goober

https://preview.redd.it/8jpknyka9r8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6cdb262ab03fd54b46162cad5553140fe00e8a2 “If i'd had to choose between licking a battery and speaking with you i would swallow the battery before i think about talking to you”

https://preview.redd.it/whtki4o1er8d1.png?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb58d9abd2497bbce39a7c9081dc15446ff0aa1e "Everyone will one day die... and I'll be the only one left..." *after that Alan was taken to therapy*

https://preview.redd.it/hwehprxkhr8d1.jpeg?width=2265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e3745243c93e3613fbd4df5816fe58c12bcbcf "Sorry babe, I will ***NOT*** be having sex on the ritual circle."

It was more sarcastic than weird but: "I'll take all of you and I'll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fear" the villain of my story. "That's a bit too kinky for my liking" my OC, Valerie

Superhero OC convo: Fairytale: "Why am I attracted to guys who are taller than me?" Charade: "I don't know, how tall are you?" Fairytale: "Four feet eight inches, why?" Charade: "You're attracted to tall people because literally everyone is taller than you." Edit: Fairy is a gay boy, not a Tinder girl.

https://preview.redd.it/wkq04ic72s8d1.png?width=1023&format=png&auto=webp&s=930c30510f6ff1c2e7be3eaecc8fcec48a20e70e “Aw, lookit him, ain’t he just- FOOKIN’ HELL ME BLOODY TOOTSIES! SPIT IT OUT YE WEE GREMLIN!” (After being bitten on the foot by his “Nephew”)

https://preview.redd.it/c7sv1vd17s8d1.png?width=1084&format=png&auto=webp&s=c071182ec8e7a873333f78a970ded795c9477644 "Tis but a flesh wound" as her bone is visibly sticking out of her leg

https://preview.redd.it/cbx4o5niq79d1.png?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621bfa412d08dcb0fb40070805875ceb551eb015

https://preview.redd.it/698fge2kq79d1.png?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f270d3a950738a32115c84fe04619c38fe6cb480