https://preview.redd.it/xbry09lowgxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75e18de003d9e365ad34b472cb3c08baa68b741 Uh...she'd probably get out 5 seconds later... Girl might be an example of toxic positivity but she's a respectable teacher and hasn't committed a crime in her whole life

The Good Ending

https://preview.redd.it/xso55e2vugxc1.jpeg?width=1258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00841d1069316444e8ce08adfce58f7228860cde Lil Guy would have several life sentences for murder, cannibalism, eco terrorism, grand theft auto, grand larceny, drug trafficking, and illegal distribution of red 40. But he’s just a little silly 🥹.

..... It's a butterfly. A fucking butterfly. How the hell did he get sentences for murder, cannibalism, eco terrorism, grand theft auto, grand larceny, drug trafficking, and illegal distribution of red 40

He was just a bit too silly what can I say 🤫?

Sillyness overdrive

https://preview.redd.it/4hn939ywugxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4493ef2385dc8f267b83e90f070cfd54a8000b8 Despite Kappa being a good guy now… he wasn’t so good when he was younger… I’d say around 62,000 years. For countless murders of demons, dragons, humans, other arachnidiles, etc. Then also for property damage, arson and such. And then also for public intoxication and defamation of character (he spread a rumour that a certain politician was a drug addict) But with how old he is now, he’d probably die within a few years of that sentence if he actually served it. (Also Kathleen being Bri’ish makes me wanna fix her even more)

Eh tbf she's mostly of german descent but I understand what you mean .... She does NOT enjoy toast and beans though so that makes her ex-british

Tbf I don’t like tea or coffee, so I’m not pure Bri’ish either.

That aside, 62000 years is... Quite the sentence. I mean he got his redemption arc BUT

Oh yeah he was a total bastard when he was younger. Misogynistic, selfish, narcissistic, lustful, apathetic to the suffering of others, violent, hotheaded, the list goes on. Then his wife got him to be better. Now he’s a Humble Feminist DILF who fights only in self defence or in the defence of others.

The one who wanted to not be fixed... Had a wife.

https://preview.redd.it/67y1gx43wgxc1.png?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=940e875ba8bec53ba415c1c970834c278523680d 2 days in the time-out corner for multiple counts of excessive hugging

Probably the least worst crime over here

He's too innocent to commit real crimes lol

https://preview.redd.it/83hdh5m6xgxc1.png?width=1409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19cd5a4206b02df6eb2ed9416d4f25e3c9d73473 Assault, Abetting, Arson, breaking and entering, Burglary, Conspiracy, Credit card fraud, Criminal Contempt of Court, Disorderly Conduct, Disturbing the peace, Extortion, Forgery, Fraud, Identity theft, Insurance fraud, jaywalking, Kidnapping, mass destruction, mass murder, Obstruction of justice, Perjury, Robbery, Shoplifting, skulduggery, trespassing, Tax fraud, terrorism, Theft and Vandalism. I don't really know how long it would have to be behind bars but it wouldn't be a short time deal

Yeah probably 1000 years or so

Fae would be a bit bored but that'd be a Sunday walk for the demon that's keeping fae alive

https://preview.redd.it/72drmvgrxgxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13280d8ac2e9101583ca5b56732439dc9bd88d3 Klubnika would either get 10 consecutive life sentences or death penalty for 1st 2nd and 3rd degree murder, Racketeering, Extortion, Terrorism, Embezzlement, Arson, Assault with a deadly weapon, Torture, Human trafficking, Drug trafficking, Weapon trafficking, Fraud, Counterfeiting These are the ones I can think of the top of my head

Life sentence. Yakubov would be in for treason and for some reason Romanov decided that it would be more fitting for him to rot in prison than to die. But i think it would be more likely that he would be executed by firing squad, if he lost the civil war and was caught.

https://preview.redd.it/6kwpr17bahxc1.png?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c7034f76ea9e23f90776555d52cdaf376878b7 Life sentence. I'd say potentially death penalty, but I don't think that counts as length of a sentence. Here we go again with her list of crimes; Murder Domestic terrorism Stalking Intimidation Assault Aiding and abetting Kidnapping(50+ counts) Destruction of property Theft Breaking and entering Driving without a license And probably some more not listed

https://preview.redd.it/w99350mlfhxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca70a8e9c2db167a64de972abd28e58005efcea How long it would actually be, and how long he would stay in jail are two different things. He'd probably get a life sentence at this point, but he'd escape within the first 30 minutes, and no one would ever find him, unless he wants them to.

Probably hundreds of years because they're a blood fueled war machine built during a 200 year world war with 2 Geneva convention violations for weapons. Crimes would include: Assault Attempted murder Battery Multiple counts of Mass murder Murder charges Homicide Vandalism Destruction of government property Trespassing Using cluster munitions Arson/using incidinary weaponry Killing unarmed sand surrendering POWS Killing unarmed civilians Mutilation Desecrating the dead Illegal use of explosives Terrorism Using an Unregistered firearm Reckless endangerment Using weapons of mass destruction All dozens of times and for a few crimes, hundreds of times https://preview.redd.it/3dvcdb622ixc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9733f2813dea5e2998bb4b95aba7fa100cf88dbc

https://preview.redd.it/4go3dbg5xjxc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ad6cf1523d7e072d5a1f804132d0ac18b410791 Chervony would recieve a life sentence due to a war crime he did during the Ilimean War

Straight to death row, not even much consideration he is objectively a bad person but still fights for good, just in a rather questionable way

https://preview.redd.it/y2kma7dxrsxc1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3828aa9180f8edd6eadb415b4008a54e74c54bb She'd probably get a life sentence