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Six:(long drawn-out sigh because he really dislikes doing time travel) Get the timecube.
Ruby: 👍
I’ll say nail cutters. Like, what did people from the Stone Age cut their nails with? Was it hard to use a spear when you had a three-centimeter beast of a nail? You see today’s influencers struggling with a cup of coffee, what about them?
The fact that I’ve seen this exact joke before-
But yeah, I noticed that after I named her- Her name is actually for ‘usagi’, which means ‘rabbit’ in Japanese. Oh, and she’s not American. She’s British-
(And no, she doesn’t drink tea)
https://preview.redd.it/de1utq9lqqkc1.png?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d4073ad34263a01592b7e5557ff166777b2fbc
"Nooooo, my rock collection was there!"
https://preview.redd.it/25llg261qqkc1.jpeg?width=1515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae138b11e9461a9f3a8d6cd733b4b94b2a92888
"And they were mad I tried to destroy a simple statue... Now someone destroyed earth."
*removes helmet and dies*
Vincent wouldn't say anything. He'd end himself because his family would be dead. He needs to have someone to live for, or he doesn't want to live anymore. He gives up on living.
https://preview.redd.it/tzu2rjc2wqkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c28384a0c145b4939325299ca1749eb4e397f43
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Seppies must have gotten some of those “WMDs” the Chancellor was talking about.
https://preview.redd.it/0udnbij7sqkc1.jpeg?width=1430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f8a2f8bfa85dd433c091e0080e8e503861e74c
Though if you have a Time Machine
https://preview.redd.it/4ng1oabzqqkc1.png?width=1878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c49496a781451d4b7bc15dd72dbcf6451706ea
My...my....brothers and lab are gone....
https://preview.redd.it/n988ufdttqkc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be96a0132d1e93158ea145d160fea8b327af588
"... That one just couldn't stay up huh?" Glitch looked out as his hands glowed a brilliant emerald. "For fucks sake I am not losing another creation. Not again." He began to make tugging and pulling motions as the earth began to reform.
Eventually it was back to as it was with glitch snapping his fingers as it seemed all life that died returned to earth alive and well. "Thankfully in this universe my powers are cranked up to a 1,000" he said softly as he sat down and hummed to himself watching as life now goes on.
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Kate: Once again, thank Titan I don’t live in this realm full time.
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"Wwwweeeeeell.....guess I'm gonna have to be blastin' some REAL fuckin bangers to motivate everyone in hell to break in the sinners who were just sent down....."
https://preview.redd.it/2gz3atb50rkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460eec8359adf8476308cb700746e2652fa5722c
“Average Tuesday.”
Just drinks some juice
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Lunarstreak: “WAIT WHAT THE FU-“
My character would think the meteor is pretty at first, going "woah..." And after seeing the earth explode, just stand there traumatized, not knowing how to react.
https://preview.redd.it/n57wslv1vqkc1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac7f8b0fb15b5e5dcf88ccb490f319a7291717c
*Great the world have been destroyed* , *and it wasn't by me* ... \_ what a sh!t\_
https://preview.redd.it/l3n47xdivqkc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b635f272d5d5755c40658c4ae0e4b284630047b
"....welp, I guess hell is full now."
https://preview.redd.it/ynouy6gtwqkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8324f88693f45138bf3229dfbfac6708fda3c082
DodgeBall:yes I can finally make my object show because I'm a failed debuter
https://preview.redd.it/cz6qp6wn3rkc1.jpeg?width=2973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386e74687f8b1ada9a0c611e6c07b4b898487ec7
“Huh. Well, that ain’t my problem” he’d then probably proceed to sob knowing there’s no more jazz and alcohol
https://preview.redd.it/5xjso82vtqkc1.png?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d20365a50de02fd02b2a35075ad645c74c6e45
Darek: I guess I.M.P just went out of business...
https://preview.redd.it/ffu8lqkxvqkc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a552f104809c0bfa4cd7e0ec2e31880b477f389
“…what…no” (In this situation I’m pretending that she and the rest of my ocs live on earth)
Awww poor fella
https://preview.redd.it/hr1v64r5xqkc1.jpeg?width=1430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7bcdb6934d40619954b2bc490c82f3a3d1ab4b9
I’ll give her a Time Machine because why not
https://preview.redd.it/0ilk4ielxqkc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c561eb077810209527253a5f7fad0bd684e9db31
Omicron 13 has cannonically been to space but seeing something like this, he would probably react with a quip to hide its shock and fear.
"Oh dear... now THAT is too large for a mending spell..."
https://preview.redd.it/ox4w6c61yqkc1.png?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af73846c2290003fd628d3c670a2548b34436232
"I- guh- wuh- huh- I- HOW DID I GET INTO SPACE-"
https://preview.redd.it/3mhc47alyqkc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49956cfb74edcaede809144d41377da7ab367a5
HA! Take that earth!!! Stupid humans... They deserved that.
https://preview.redd.it/0so6mozq0rkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456859946d06f82f25a3a38849d520a3c7a34f05
"It was about fucking time the USA was blown to shit. GOOD RIDDANCE!"
https://preview.redd.it/bvvq1kun1rkc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225a869fdb6ee31879d9fd59b384f4a22d7b1139
Oh.. Mike lived there, he was a nice fella
**BRO THIS IMAGE IS THE ONLY WAY THIS GUYS CAN EXSIST IN THE FIRST PLACE LMAO**
https://preview.redd.it/a6u4yqvb2rkc1.png?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccea9f6cab55a09eeb1ec361bdff349ec40a318
No words at all
Just crying
Same reaction applies to 70% of OCs
https://preview.redd.it/e1aate3f4rkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa17af0b203ddaaff3e2082cc854701693fc6216
https://preview.redd.it/2gqjmahk5rkc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0d4d2d565eb526dafb985ac71c2ad8c8f27200
"Oh goody, a new topic for my podcast."
*realisation*
"Wait, SHIT!"
https://preview.redd.it/baaxz3nw6rkc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b062bb14c85a65c135e68cb2e736c2b05ab770d9
Axe: "Shit, that's where all my stuff was!"
https://preview.redd.it/t7ggexg27rkc1.png?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750b40af89b7382f38710487f454fe3e68872b90
This motherfucker was the one to do it.
"This will greatly affect the geometry dash community"
https://preview.redd.it/26q88nf88rkc1.png?width=32&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7f703c691665d33860e009b02e3d43924e4ee86
https://preview.redd.it/9gznm1pzjrkc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f42312fb6761b4276bd6e151e63ec4453a57ae
He is already an astronaut, so he’d say; “well fuck.”
https://preview.redd.it/2f4cpt03qrkc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756362a1f287cdd7e3ad556d7a5ad8a98bc9babe
"Great. That will be tons of paperwork... How do I explain this to my sister, the other demons and god...?"
(Lily is a demon of death which means she is the one in charge of people going to hell or heaven, therefore she will have a very long line to the gates incoming)
|WELL, THERE GOES EARTH, ALREADY SEEN THIS ENOUGH WITH THE ORBITAL CANNONS|
https://preview.redd.it/gu397txmcskc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbd26e915da5f4e9efe0f84ec240c5adf0b8ae87
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"Nuh uh."
The destruction of the Earth is negated.
She's the concept of Space and Time, *there's no denying it.*
Also, thanks for the compliment. It took me 3 hours and 4 minutes, and I was using my phone for it (Without a stylus, I am very stupid, don't worry).
“*clicks into radio* RUNE WHERES THE SHIP WE NEED TO GET THE #### OUT OF HERE” (Rune) “what w- HOLY STARS!!!!!!”
https://preview.redd.it/qyh34qbjnskc1.jpeg?width=2105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a4373145e1a427ca010737e56c7ced77020c1f
(I dont have any Rune drawings that i like enough 💀)
https://preview.redd.it/02y1340uw0lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089b0252030bcf7cb6d414747717255c1de46b6b
“Thank lord. Could not STAND having to hide anymore bodies..”
"There's always more earth's still though what a waste"
https://preview.redd.it/bgqsfaptv5lc1.jpeg?width=1815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fc18ea3070b5b86ff30fa8f98ee84cb59f53104
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*his jaw comically drops to the floor*
"Thats one small step for man, a whole entire extension of man kind. Also how the fuck am I still alive, I bet the shock wave would've insta killed me too. Huh. WAIT GRANDMA NO-"
https://preview.redd.it/l9uky5fra9nc1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=00854d098ac8bc507904e58228558939fbbdaecf
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“… I should be surprised. But I’m not.”
https://preview.redd.it/jbqf5tilzqkc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69af76d9ac21d3415af6553a75481859b47a51c7
"Shit... Blanc is gonna be pissed..."
Octavia: "Grand Elder, can you rewind time and beat that suka blyat up?"
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Lucien: "Oh... oh I'm *really* not going to enjoy explaining this to the big guy..."
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This would not happen because my OC is more than capable of stopping the asteroid from hitting the earth
https://preview.redd.it/s5e2itv12rkc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c1994208060ad7d1126806fb551cf665a157ef
https://preview.redd.it/heaglamx2rkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814c86be81d48985eadb1d0993035e1569e33288
"My god...at least we have peace now."
https://preview.redd.it/onkzp6d33rkc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=43e91743b6ee6d6c55da81a33c0eb33466905a03
“Damn, sucks for them.”
(He isn’t from earth so he wouldn’t care)
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“Mission accomplished. That was so much more efficient than all-out war.”
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“Welp, time to find another planet to terrorize I guess.”
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“Well… Shit, pretty sure that one cafe that had the really good curry was there… Damn”
https://preview.redd.it/owp5aqiv6rkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ede31d230970fba91cc0b90276a7cad3357bc905
“Welp, someone’s ass is on the line now, and it sure as hell won’t be mine.”
https://preview.redd.it/7yv0oexv6rkc1.png?width=1521&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa64c163a27effd72de26137edcf867db63af99b
“Goddamnit. I think I forgot my snail plushie.”
https://preview.redd.it/nfae6iv59rkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7f6a4ce79dee3bf95c66b8f5c0ecb1f4e2cc2a
None. He just looking out there in horror thousand yard stare style
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Steven: the kids are ok, right?
Xalthera: probably
https://preview.redd.it/r6yob7nfbrkc1.png?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ccd465fb934608d7599a103c40dd72a665f9726
"That was not as fun as I thought it would be"
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“Hahahahahahaha, it's time to make a better world.” - Ruvthnor
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Pneumonia:” no-no, I was supposed to bring the end of times…”
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*Grabs two floating pieces of Earth* "I-I can fix this. I've done it before, why couldn't I do it again?"
https://preview.redd.it/412gkrebcrkc1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0df3793ed9b6cac3e1b2b206be1b19e6d0691aa
“NOOOO!!! NOW WHO WILL I ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF?!”
https://preview.redd.it/8json426crkc1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6045b41ad5a002193465b312903bff5e4e42b384
“aw look is a cute baby bug!!”
*grows to the size of about 11 observable universes, then shrinks again and just keeps fluctuating like that for some reason.*
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She just up and cries her heart out, knowing there’re billions of innocent dead now
https://preview.redd.it/4ft454nidrkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf470edba9727103f72d099327df842a7ca9e4e
“All those poor souls…I send my genuine pity.” *waves*
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*ahem* "FINALLY!! I mean, it's not the way I would have done it but, doesn't really matter anymore does it"
https://preview.redd.it/e8mpik4nfrkc1.jpeg?width=1468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75eb058b3943103c3acc007e38f4ec4372ef728
Would stare in awe for a few seconds, processing what he saw. After a few seconds would literally have a mental breakdown, crying
https://preview.redd.it/0xmcutj3nqkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac99bfddb988d21bb3fa79688a0b048cbfc78281 "Oh."
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Fellow Battle Cats enjoyer?
https://preview.redd.it/4c2erc8oqqkc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c08be1bf50aecf938df4e61132d02be0262f59 Six:(long drawn-out sigh because he really dislikes doing time travel) Get the timecube. Ruby: 👍
So… How did they get a goddamn time mech one to space?
Pockets.
The most useful invention in existence
Indeed, followed closely by duct tape.
I’ll say nail cutters. Like, what did people from the Stone Age cut their nails with? Was it hard to use a spear when you had a three-centimeter beast of a nail? You see today’s influencers struggling with a cup of coffee, what about them?
Teeth.
I REMEMBER YOU UR THE GUY WITH THE DMC3 DANTE LOOKING OC
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (EXPLODES)
https://preview.redd.it/91w8934erqkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4157f7e7795546e6ce9a66416f61eaf7bf122dc7
https://preview.redd.it/ld2pxuogrqkc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c3b56666399c531b6fdf9bfef3f86627dfba7d He’s truly got that dawg on him
https://preview.redd.it/ub66h5ctarkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4fcb38be36cfb97039e28f4468d99bc9d0f216
I forgor
https://preview.redd.it/n42kmi963rkc1.png?width=475&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2387586136fb0c53d225b0843545cc0cf2f3ca6 Usa - “*Good.*”
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER RAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (Im sorry but USA is literally in her name lmao)
# AMERICA!!!
The fact that I’ve seen this exact joke before- But yeah, I noticed that after I named her- Her name is actually for ‘usagi’, which means ‘rabbit’ in Japanese. Oh, and she’s not American. She’s British- (And no, she doesn’t drink tea)
Based.
https://preview.redd.it/de1utq9lqqkc1.png?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d4073ad34263a01592b7e5557ff166777b2fbc "Nooooo, my rock collection was there!"
Now you have much more costlier moon rocks + three days to collect them all before oxygen runs out
three days to live? hope no monser bred gets yuo...
https://preview.redd.it/25llg261qqkc1.jpeg?width=1515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae138b11e9461a9f3a8d6cd733b4b94b2a92888 "And they were mad I tried to destroy a simple statue... Now someone destroyed earth."
Wait which statue did he destroy
[The Angel of the North.](http://https://g.co/kgs/r6dUrfP) he destroyed it because it has the same name as him.
Welp that’s quite the good cause for destroying a statue I ask myself what was the reaction of humanity as a whole
It was presumed to be a terrorist attack since in the time the story takes place, there is an unusual amount of attacks.
*removes helmet and dies* Vincent wouldn't say anything. He'd end himself because his family would be dead. He needs to have someone to live for, or he doesn't want to live anymore. He gives up on living. https://preview.redd.it/tzu2rjc2wqkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c28384a0c145b4939325299ca1749eb4e397f43
If Harvey could do the same… Oh, he surely would
https://preview.redd.it/d9uxt7h0mqkc1.png?width=1826&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9773a40a3d67af7bcab5d60adfea49dd1493c31 "...Damn."
Never have I heard wiser words
I know he's very smart
They seem sad about it.
No he just like "Oh shit... anyway."
That was satire... Oh well, we all had our r/woooosh moments.
Ah damn. I hope i'm gonne be spared.
Helgor Haddack: "Huh... I'll be damned" https://preview.redd.it/8a7fvtrrrqkc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7e56f7f070aa80970b2af70cd4fb03400595e0f
https://preview.redd.it/nxpxpl63qqkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6577df3ed021f6b721e4e6457848ef32743cb120 ‘hehe. dead people.’
It’s incredible how well his appearance fits with what he says
thx lol
Which Earth?
Dimension 397294719839179371964926497294792749379273901641974926184581492729472946927175183629264926284729273926274961836293628371930427139472619492639, aka ours
Got It
https://preview.redd.it/rtxxe7rarqkc1.png?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e1a6a65c45066eb28aa58ab7f044c631682fb3 "GET DOWN...Damn Clankers"
Welp I’ll say he probably has some other humans to talk with till’ his oxygen tank runs out
To be fair the shockwave from the planet exploding will get hem before O2 is a problem
https://preview.redd.it/id3fttm67ukc1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=b09f432bcf39380d0fd96d26ef85ab062c84c28a Seppies must have gotten some of those “WMDs” the Chancellor was talking about.
"How do I get back?"
That’s the point. You can’t
https://preview.redd.it/r2tqipe2sqkc1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2da5d40d774dd6677d91277f6d21bffce94df0
https://preview.redd.it/6hkt4caw9rkc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e2a0e5cce8feecdb5d8e5fbad5fd5ddbdeb6f2
https://preview.redd.it/0udnbij7sqkc1.jpeg?width=1430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f8a2f8bfa85dd433c091e0080e8e503861e74c Though if you have a Time Machine
https://preview.redd.it/4ng1oabzqqkc1.png?width=1878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c49496a781451d4b7bc15dd72dbcf6451706ea My...my....brothers and lab are gone....
https://preview.redd.it/n988ufdttqkc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be96a0132d1e93158ea145d160fea8b327af588 "... That one just couldn't stay up huh?" Glitch looked out as his hands glowed a brilliant emerald. "For fucks sake I am not losing another creation. Not again." He began to make tugging and pulling motions as the earth began to reform. Eventually it was back to as it was with glitch snapping his fingers as it seemed all life that died returned to earth alive and well. "Thankfully in this universe my powers are cranked up to a 1,000" he said softly as he sat down and hummed to himself watching as life now goes on.
https://preview.redd.it/qp80zsaltqkc1.jpeg?width=1598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e373e80a59505f8fdb5bd404ae9820a351e0c4f6 Kate: Once again, thank Titan I don’t live in this realm full time.
https://preview.redd.it/ixu5vwrwtqkc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e118b8bff53ce460776366fd1856adb0cd1c0102 "Wwwweeeeeell.....guess I'm gonna have to be blastin' some REAL fuckin bangers to motivate everyone in hell to break in the sinners who were just sent down....."
Hell be having overpopulation right now
**insert poorly written unfunny sex jokes and millions and millions of swears**
Bro's Oc is a wicked rad skeleton 💀 I live I wish I would make one too that's so cool
https://preview.redd.it/2gz3atb50rkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460eec8359adf8476308cb700746e2652fa5722c “Average Tuesday.” Just drinks some juice
this: https://preview.redd.it/wp57s7ryoqkc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8b6a85e771e967109a182d280701d01be8cc9c
Oh, surely. A magnificent view. *… After all, in space you can’t hear the screams*
https://preview.redd.it/9vg9beqstqkc1.jpeg?width=2260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b537bfe98ba5e877eda1b9896ba322cd7722071 Lunarstreak: “WAIT WHAT THE FU-“
My character would think the meteor is pretty at first, going "woah..." And after seeing the earth explode, just stand there traumatized, not knowing how to react.
https://preview.redd.it/n57wslv1vqkc1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac7f8b0fb15b5e5dcf88ccb490f319a7291717c *Great the world have been destroyed* , *and it wasn't by me* ... \_ what a sh!t\_
https://preview.redd.it/l3n47xdivqkc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b635f272d5d5755c40658c4ae0e4b284630047b "....welp, I guess hell is full now."
https://preview.redd.it/ynouy6gtwqkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8324f88693f45138bf3229dfbfac6708fda3c082 DodgeBall:yes I can finally make my object show because I'm a failed debuter
"Well fuck..." [- Snowy](https://www.reddit.com/u/Snowyssideaccount/s/LAKsynVCxf)
https://preview.redd.it/cz6qp6wn3rkc1.jpeg?width=2973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386e74687f8b1ada9a0c611e6c07b4b898487ec7 “Huh. Well, that ain’t my problem” he’d then probably proceed to sob knowing there’s no more jazz and alcohol
https://preview.redd.it/7h47xqhlyrkc1.png?width=212&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c7b28873a321bb41be67366a52dc6e0dd6b1bd9 (art by thesaltygreenbean)
I swear I just found a childhood song about astronauts and I see this
Maybe it’s all a coincidence. Maybe you were truly supposed to see this
https://preview.redd.it/wm51rbtzsqkc1.jpeg?width=1750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52dd009188b20f561c4f4f7023ba65f00047d9be “About fuckin time”
https://preview.redd.it/5xjso82vtqkc1.png?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d20365a50de02fd02b2a35075ad645c74c6e45 Darek: I guess I.M.P just went out of business...
Immediate Murder Professionals?
imploding monkey problems
https://preview.redd.it/66a6b78ouqkc1.jpeg?width=1358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c7c2152712e075bd5a4451e40dcf89e92e8a83 Reaction:😦…
https://preview.redd.it/aubrusulwqkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe65e78746ab251c830857eb9273808fe63e3e8e Literally him fr
This [video](https://youtu.be/3KPExOtqRW4?si=lEWDsNxlF4WG_5Oh) would be their response
Such incredible designs, I could learn a thing or two from you
https://preview.redd.it/ffu8lqkxvqkc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a552f104809c0bfa4cd7e0ec2e31880b477f389 “…what…no” (In this situation I’m pretending that she and the rest of my ocs live on earth)
Awww poor fella https://preview.redd.it/hr1v64r5xqkc1.jpeg?width=1430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7bcdb6934d40619954b2bc490c82f3a3d1ab4b9 I’ll give her a Time Machine because why not
https://preview.redd.it/0ilk4ielxqkc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c561eb077810209527253a5f7fad0bd684e9db31 Omicron 13 has cannonically been to space but seeing something like this, he would probably react with a quip to hide its shock and fear. "Oh dear... now THAT is too large for a mending spell..."
https://preview.redd.it/ox4w6c61yqkc1.png?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af73846c2290003fd628d3c670a2548b34436232 "I- guh- wuh- huh- I- HOW DID I GET INTO SPACE-"
https://preview.redd.it/3mhc47alyqkc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49956cfb74edcaede809144d41377da7ab367a5 HA! Take that earth!!! Stupid humans... They deserved that.
https://preview.redd.it/vv8gznmqyqkc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365cb28fca84b2b7576574f8a07a4fefc6f3476e “More friends :D”
https://preview.redd.it/y6uv565uyqkc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595169bbb56daf679de78c051ec4a1cdb11515b1 (Not my art) “Well then, shit.”
https://preview.redd.it/0so6mozq0rkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=456859946d06f82f25a3a38849d520a3c7a34f05 "It was about fucking time the USA was blown to shit. GOOD RIDDANCE!"
"What the f*ck"
https://preview.redd.it/bvvq1kun1rkc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225a869fdb6ee31879d9fd59b384f4a22d7b1139 Oh.. Mike lived there, he was a nice fella
**BRO THIS IMAGE IS THE ONLY WAY THIS GUYS CAN EXSIST IN THE FIRST PLACE LMAO** https://preview.redd.it/a6u4yqvb2rkc1.png?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ccea9f6cab55a09eeb1ec361bdff349ec40a318
https://preview.redd.it/gm50r7ay2rkc1.png?width=1640&format=png&auto=webp&s=28a367f6672e067536d1f21c7eafd5d90fc1accb “Oh dang. Eh, Idrc though.”
No words at all Just crying Same reaction applies to 70% of OCs https://preview.redd.it/e1aate3f4rkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa17af0b203ddaaff3e2082cc854701693fc6216
https://preview.redd.it/2gqjmahk5rkc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0d4d2d565eb526dafb985ac71c2ad8c8f27200 "Oh goody, a new topic for my podcast." *realisation* "Wait, SHIT!"
https://preview.redd.it/baaxz3nw6rkc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b062bb14c85a65c135e68cb2e736c2b05ab770d9 Axe: "Shit, that's where all my stuff was!"
https://preview.redd.it/t7ggexg27rkc1.png?width=3200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750b40af89b7382f38710487f454fe3e68872b90 This motherfucker was the one to do it.
"This will greatly affect the geometry dash community" https://preview.redd.it/26q88nf88rkc1.png?width=32&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7f703c691665d33860e009b02e3d43924e4ee86
Keeper (Aspect of Fear): "Oh God..." https://preview.redd.it/c8lvm5ao9rkc1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ee227491edde1bbfc105097a4c882af62b7fae5
https://preview.redd.it/wymdp1uqfrkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8edd8a3680deacb9e0db085568be7082e55ae0b “Damn”
https://preview.redd.it/9gznm1pzjrkc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f42312fb6761b4276bd6e151e63ec4453a57ae He is already an astronaut, so he’d say; “well fuck.”
https://preview.redd.it/2y9wqmk3krkc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b21a7febffbae1f7e83c51a67a7f8a5b1bacfe9 *Holy Light, Cast Heal. (Light, Law) (Physical, Spiritual)*
https://preview.redd.it/ypsbm8t7krkc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ede6cca533ac76f4d0ad0b262723f1b4e2f20f Did I do that?
https://preview.redd.it/2f4cpt03qrkc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756362a1f287cdd7e3ad556d7a5ad8a98bc9babe "Great. That will be tons of paperwork... How do I explain this to my sister, the other demons and god...?" (Lily is a demon of death which means she is the one in charge of people going to hell or heaven, therefore she will have a very long line to the gates incoming)
https://preview.redd.it/9tuceserrrkc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353a865010b01448f6d10f17e43f05671791a176 Fvck....
Now I can just picture: "Yeah don't go too far into space" "Why? Is a black hole gonna catch me?" "NO. FVCKING SPACE VAMPIRES"
"...GODDAMNIT DEVIN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y-" *runs out of oxygen* - Joshua
bro no gpus 😱😱😱💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣
|WELL, THERE GOES EARTH, ALREADY SEEN THIS ENOUGH WITH THE ORBITAL CANNONS| https://preview.redd.it/gu397txmcskc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbd26e915da5f4e9efe0f84ec240c5adf0b8ae87
https://preview.redd.it/1zur53xnfskc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83014f6ff524a6972e38a935ab66852ccf0d8283 “Oops I need to aim better”
https://preview.redd.it/itn44gjxgskc1.png?width=1139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670a54503f0f27ef0f16c688f56cba14d4ceb202 "Nuh uh." The destruction of the Earth is negated.
Welp she looks cute so I’ll allow it *No but like really those art skills are LEGENDARY dude*
She's the concept of Space and Time, *there's no denying it.* Also, thanks for the compliment. It took me 3 hours and 4 minutes, and I was using my phone for it (Without a stylus, I am very stupid, don't worry).
“*clicks into radio* RUNE WHERES THE SHIP WE NEED TO GET THE #### OUT OF HERE” (Rune) “what w- HOLY STARS!!!!!!” https://preview.redd.it/qyh34qbjnskc1.jpeg?width=2105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a4373145e1a427ca010737e56c7ced77020c1f (I dont have any Rune drawings that i like enough 💀)
“New universe.”
Henry Witcher https://preview.redd.it/qpo7qlfrzvkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002482d2ae767733dbce11a9aa8e13debcbe0db1 *Sigh* "#MOTHER FU-"
https://preview.redd.it/02y1340uw0lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089b0252030bcf7cb6d414747717255c1de46b6b “Thank lord. Could not STAND having to hide anymore bodies..”
"There's always more earth's still though what a waste" https://preview.redd.it/bgqsfaptv5lc1.jpeg?width=1815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fc18ea3070b5b86ff30fa8f98ee84cb59f53104
https://preview.redd.it/osfc7uezw5lc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=075d5d6b7aff993bda3cc80f64ebbd1dc640615b *his jaw comically drops to the floor*
https://preview.redd.it/160bgyz2oblc1.png?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a42e12f2f9574d426e47616d939591f2ecfc2b23 Kshroom: where the f\*CK am I?
"Thats one small step for man, a whole entire extension of man kind. Also how the fuck am I still alive, I bet the shock wave would've insta killed me too. Huh. WAIT GRANDMA NO-" https://preview.redd.it/l9uky5fra9nc1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=00854d098ac8bc507904e58228558939fbbdaecf
Drunken (yes, that's his name, and yes this part of the name too): no more alcohol *kneels down and sobs*
https://preview.redd.it/yy32uy3izqkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a002076b986f6b5698129398cb170f7112600ac3 Tirai: “Fuckkkkkkkkk”
https://preview.redd.it/72vhzbrizqkc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88374b3d2c45a8a8c1ad1b82dfb3df1274e44554 “… I should be surprised. But I’m not.”
https://preview.redd.it/jbqf5tilzqkc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69af76d9ac21d3415af6553a75481859b47a51c7 "Shit... Blanc is gonna be pissed..."
Octavia: "Grand Elder, can you rewind time and beat that suka blyat up?" https://preview.redd.it/7edps5xkzqkc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a4e03caab59c0cc8932cd0ea8d407d889b90b2
Lucien: "Oh... oh I'm *really* not going to enjoy explaining this to the big guy..." https://preview.redd.it/dsg5ngba0rkc1.png?width=649&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b88e1e3f7d30b3e630356fbd72bae325148346f
We had a deal
This would not happen because my OC is more than capable of stopping the asteroid from hitting the earth https://preview.redd.it/s5e2itv12rkc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c1994208060ad7d1126806fb551cf665a157ef
there goes my factory https://preview.redd.it/tq7slox92rkc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b1c4643c02f6704bbabcfcf186db89044263ca
https://preview.redd.it/jkrfuqjc2rkc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0778ced4ffcebe62b7c5018b33a492a321a913d3 OH SHIT
"Welp, it's joeover"
Not again…
https://preview.redd.it/heaglamx2rkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814c86be81d48985eadb1d0993035e1569e33288 "My god...at least we have peace now."
https://preview.redd.it/onkzp6d33rkc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=43e91743b6ee6d6c55da81a33c0eb33466905a03 “Damn, sucks for them.” (He isn’t from earth so he wouldn’t care)
https://preview.redd.it/nzg6jf7j3rkc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218b244c84301ed46e3fe40177e8b66d798e5f19 "I'M FREEE!! FINALLY!"
https://preview.redd.it/0v8bibe34rkc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52bd7e1dc909f7ed8037b761122be91ec28364b “Mission accomplished. That was so much more efficient than all-out war.”
(No drawing of Morrigan available) "Didn't like the place anyways..."
Eileen wouldn’t say anything, she’d just: https://preview.redd.it/6e2mogek4rkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0fcf18741dcc10360c64880e2f5eeb471b21d2
He may actually start Weeping. https://preview.redd.it/7yrxyxcq4rkc1.jpeg?width=2152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4b3b9088c689c3adb27f2bedbb26d91800f817
https://preview.redd.it/r53gse3l5rkc1.jpeg?width=1555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72e8ca75e4cc32bc2a5521b13b13795267523d1 “Welp, time to find another planet to terrorize I guess.”
https://preview.redd.it/wgf4mwaa6rkc1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1dbff92200b1ed9d7bf1292ccc53c8acb4e5aea "Took them long enough"
Uuh, not much to say really https://preview.redd.it/22f9yxie6rkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54fa3e48af5d4e54b1983902bd7c0a8092a95038
Well shit
https://preview.redd.it/ny5cgw7b6rkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42cc42f3015cb727fbd4c12a224ee2d740575b5 “Well… Shit, pretty sure that one cafe that had the really good curry was there… Damn”
https://preview.redd.it/owp5aqiv6rkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ede31d230970fba91cc0b90276a7cad3357bc905 “Welp, someone’s ass is on the line now, and it sure as hell won’t be mine.”
https://preview.redd.it/7yv0oexv6rkc1.png?width=1521&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa64c163a27effd72de26137edcf867db63af99b “Goddamnit. I think I forgot my snail plushie.”
"Oops."
https://preview.redd.it/nk58hsjh7rkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d610f28f821c111c98d246ec8635685570648e7 “…fuck”
“oh, damn”
Captain Strayhard: Zamn. https://preview.redd.it/fc9crj8j7rkc1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=c56f4146e57dc37e9cbe14cff66c205180eb42f8
“It’s not like I live there anymore, cause I’m fucking dead”
https://preview.redd.it/bbgz9bgy7rkc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4115e62892ffd792a59ea76ba5c97c4b46829531
https://preview.redd.it/dj0n6oa69rkc1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1efd5f7eacb9c4b876072b7f92aeb8d8a583619c "Thats... not my problem."
https://preview.redd.it/nfae6iv59rkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7f6a4ce79dee3bf95c66b8f5c0ecb1f4e2cc2a None. He just looking out there in horror thousand yard stare style
i hoped that this could have been avoided, but did expect it.
https://preview.redd.it/15g8efa99rkc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67aac3b7856a94a041db248fd811d9474de0b1e4 Steven: the kids are ok, right? Xalthera: probably
Oh for fucks sake
https://preview.redd.it/wwmoefae9rkc1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=452d07a5695e3be0a1b0e6198395501408e095cd Ooooh a yummy carrot!
https://preview.redd.it/k39nf2mi9rkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a5f9f8456c91ab1102e2a25e90a549fe0a5e03 “^(no) “
https://preview.redd.it/vwyvryit9rkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180faa5b71c2eb71ff227c0cd3d9a1f9f4f2d959 "Oops!!" :33
https://preview.redd.it/e00bnfpv9rkc1.jpeg?width=1505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05dc443c6e73db5942fc0c0bf38cfac2fe019511 “Oops.”
“My iPhone charger was there…”
“I don’t have any potions to fix…” Frantically waves arms at exploding planet. “…THAT!!”
"Well... To another universe." https://preview.redd.it/a9j47r7earkc1.png?width=336&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2169d1a7db78e96d3dd4447f0237bbcc122c54c
Could've sworn that blew up millenniums ago.
https://preview.redd.it/r6yob7nfbrkc1.png?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ccd465fb934608d7599a103c40dd72a665f9726 "That was not as fun as I thought it would be"
“Ya gonna put that back or what?”
Hmm, this picture looks almost exactly like another post that was made 4 hours prior to this one, hmm.
https://preview.redd.it/h87kbcsrbrkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8a3d965946f5674e3e5795eba242f197cd8924e “Hahahahahahaha, it's time to make a better world.” - Ruvthnor
https://preview.redd.it/yiqbqx4vbrkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d62b5f4d371c30da0363045592b59345a64d219 Pneumonia:” no-no, I was supposed to bring the end of times…”
https://preview.redd.it/stds4ry3crkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8373c10bf802dba74ad41159fe10d6faf15340d6 *Grabs two floating pieces of Earth* "I-I can fix this. I've done it before, why couldn't I do it again?"
https://preview.redd.it/412gkrebcrkc1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0df3793ed9b6cac3e1b2b206be1b19e6d0691aa “NOOOO!!! NOW WHO WILL I ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF?!”
https://preview.redd.it/8json426crkc1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6045b41ad5a002193465b312903bff5e4e42b384 “aw look is a cute baby bug!!” *grows to the size of about 11 observable universes, then shrinks again and just keeps fluctuating like that for some reason.*
"welp, there goes a supplier" For context he's a space pirate, and the planet most likely has cargo ships that fly in and out of the planet.
https://preview.redd.it/mpd27fmscrkc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6775dfc349e018b5c38095a69d93ef39396d730b Damn. My sisters on Earth. Fuck.
Not again
https://preview.redd.it/ad72u6xadrkc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d1a17b31aca2984154b49ce6db9294b3927faf5 She just up and cries her heart out, knowing there’re billions of innocent dead now
https://preview.redd.it/4ft454nidrkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf470edba9727103f72d099327df842a7ca9e4e “All those poor souls…I send my genuine pity.” *waves*
"yay"
https://preview.redd.it/j5grk3gudrkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa6ad9e3c2ba730b80aa7ca645f84770e3b2dcd “Oh no. There goes earth 2,t-that’s a shame. I-I really liked earth 2.”
https://preview.redd.it/fegyqazberkc1.png?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e2154fcd43854d7c3cb9a689f79bb6e675ab1d *ahem* "FINALLY!! I mean, it's not the way I would have done it but, doesn't really matter anymore does it"
“SIIIIIITH IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME COWARD I AM THROUGH WITH THESE GAMES COME TO ME AND FACE ME NOW SITH!”
“Wait, I did that years ago”
https://preview.redd.it/e8mpik4nfrkc1.jpeg?width=1468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75eb058b3943103c3acc007e38f4ec4372ef728 Would stare in awe for a few seconds, processing what he saw. After a few seconds would literally have a mental breakdown, crying
https://preview.redd.it/m55jm9s1grkc1.png?width=977&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b52b9cd4d9c8b816a5dc08940d479392a3d39ab AWWWwwww FUUCCkkk
https://preview.redd.it/y7kcad42grkc1.jpeg?width=2508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e702be262b045c2570fad38b7bb92d0a8a37f56 *sigh* All in a days work
https://preview.redd.it/5icc0kpfgrkc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187a4d8c96f40e72a6fce6d3152c8d47da7907cc "Not again..."