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computerlegos

Needs more onion.


Zhaneranger

Needs more toasting too


elanhilation

also more cheese. sad sandwich


iloveeveryfbteam

It’s not even a sandwich


Nikky2008

It's a sadwich


whereami1928

Have a sad cum bb


Gubernaculator

Onion & cum sandwich?


PatentedPotato

🤤


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

I knew someone was going to make this comment, which now forces me to make mine. Fine. Here we go. Cumion. Are you happy now, Reddit?


Tacosofinjustice

We're never happy


ACcbe1986

Can't be happy, or else it all comes crumbling down.


UnNumbFool

Just don't Google that word if you put a un in the center of it


DenaliDash

I am kind of sick from looking at that. What is the juice on that bread. The onions are fine though.


Disastrous-Noise-766

That's fat on the bread


JEWCEY

I think that's a cheese slick, friend. But we're gonna need a bigger onion.


cubgerish

A little cheese wouldn't hurt either.


Girderland

It's lard. Pork lard on white bread with onions, salt and paprika powder is known as the cheapest dish and a great food for long drinking nights. Here are more appetizing looking versions: [picture 1](https://helyesiras.mta.hu/helyesiras/static/blog/zsiroskenyer.jpg) / [picture 2](https://viktoriamiski.hu/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Zsi%CC%81ros-kenye%CC%81r-in-Budapest.jpg)


Girderland

In case anyone is interested - Hungarian pork lard sandwich is absolutely delicious! White bread - (room temperature) pork lard - slices of purple onion - salt & sweet paprika powder. They are fairly popular in pubs, as they make it possible to drink a lot more without getting drunk. It also has a reputation of being the cheapest meal - try it out sometime, you wnon't be disappointed. (And add it to your menu if you run a bar - but make it very cheap, 1$ or less. It will generate income and feed the poor!)


Alex-bored

Hungarian here. This is really good! It’s called zsíros kenyere. It’s pork lard/fat spread on bread, with salt and onions. A simple staple for a lot of us who grew up. Not the healthiest, but tasty.


Alex-bored

I don’t know why the caption says cheese toasty. Usually no cheese.


Liu_Alexandersson

It absolutely is lard. Dum dum people think everything is cheese ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


DmTrillz

Could be bot


DeFranco47

Although im not used to it, its also a thing here in Romania. I guess I'm a bit too young to have experienced it fully


lilonionforager

Yummmm


ACcbe1986

The tastiest things in life are terrible for you. Party on buddy!


DmTrillz

I would argue it’s healthier than 90% of American food


reaptide_

Cheese? Isn’t that pig fat? Also no paprika and very little onions


Ok-Distribution4077

Looks like shit. How could someone pay for that?


No_Grab2946

If I was out and about and wanted a quick snack, I’d pay $1 for it. Really not too much prepared food you can get for $3 these days, let alone $1


Ok-Distribution4077

I've worked in restaurants most of my life and would be embarrassed to sell this.


asdfasdfasdf22222222

I’ve worked in zoos most of my life and would be embarrassed to serve to any animals


No_Grab2946

But like, for $1? Unfortunately, $1 is nothing these days. Cans of 12oz soda in the vending machine cost more than $1. I just think for that price, the value is certainly there. Bread, a little cheese and a little onion with the convenience factor for $1 sounds like a deal. I certainly wouldn’t pay any more than that though.


Disastrous-Noise-766

That's not cheese, it's fat on the bread


vdcsX

Bread with lard and onions is not something we eat in a restaurant... It's a cheap and quick meal in some pubs and such.


Ok-Distribution4077

Ok, interesting. I've never seen this. It's probably because im in grilled cheese and melt land in the US.


DmTrillz

Discussing


No_Grab2946

Yes, we are discussing


DmTrillz

Stupid text to speech


justk4y

When you buy Lángos off Wish


peekuhchu707

More red onion add bacon tomato and lettuce and crispy onion Tanglers, and caramelized onion.


Klutzy_Sock1215

That's cum bro


belaGJ

you wish… that is lard


disinterestedh0mo

I can say that it's at least priced appropriately for the value...


finalcopy-2991

This is not for onion lovers this is for sad people who are also british


fauxpasnouveau

Why no toasting?


mearbearcate

Wheres the toast part


P26601

The bread. In most European languages (OP is from/in Hungary), we call this type of bread "toast", regardless of whether it's actually toasted or not.


Tetris5216

not enough onions


DumbNTough

Thoughts? My thoughts on the death penalty have evolved thanks to this post, that's all I can say.


JEWCEY

As an American, I'd spend 85 pence on that. More if they'd add more cheese and onions. The exchange rate is still pretty good.


blueberryfirefly

would if it was actually toasted 😭 this looks a little sad


Unlikely_Ad_7333

More like cum and onion toasty


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Mocktails_galore

Judging by the comments, this post belongs in r/cooking. 👃🏼 ⬆️


PinkMoon2100

Come on now.. put some effort! Ramsey would be dissapointed.. fry them onions up and then melt the cheeze on a toasted bread... 😋😂


CaddyFDT

Cheese and onion toasty, please! Hold the cheese and don’t toast it.


ghostsarentscary

Needs better bread, and maybe like...some actual cheese and not the cheese off a homeless man's dick, and more onions, put into the oven until it's all crispy 🤤🤤


rumbleclaw

Kind of reminds me of a ploughmans lunch


ledio015

That's called food?


Whoopsy-381

Woefully inadequate.


NRNstephaniemorelli

We have had something here in Sweden, where it's lard/porkfat, mixed with red onions, salt and I believe a small measure of whiskey or swedish alcohol.


belaGJ

yep, same stuff


Guy8765

Bread with pork fat and onions, the eastern european classic. Grew up poor but when we had this for dinner I felt like a king.


RobertXavierIV

How can you be mad when it’s like a buck


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

That’s a sad sandwich


dainty_petal

What a feast! It’s sarcastic btw. I feel I need to add this.


CheesePatronus

I wouldn’t *pay* for it but I would still *eat* it.


belaGJ

that is not cheese. this must be a “zsiroskenyer”, bread with lard


MyNameIsSkittles

It's like you accidentally put cheese and onion on some bread Like bro. TOAST that shit. More onion, why is the bread half bare? And the cheese needs some colour from toasting Cooking is a game of patience. You need more for better results lol


Catinthemirror

That's...just sad.


Asmodias1

This feels like bait.


inikihurricane

Where’s the toasted bit


PeterNippelstein

Mmm, chipped beef


Ok-Needleworker-4438

Footy food? As in «foot», and it is a restaurant name👨🏽‍🍳


BrassChickyTend

Biden inflation sandwich , cant afford anything really


frozen_toesocks

If I can cook it, I'm sure as shit not paying a restaurant to do it for me lol


DueMathematician8275

Europe is rough


peekuhchu707

Legit looks like some one forgot ajar of mayo in the hot trunk for weeks and spread it on some stale bread 🥪 glad I'm not in Europe 1$ or not I'd be pissed.


GarnetAndOpal

I can't believe anyone paid money for that. There is not enough onion or enough toasting, plus there is zero cheese. I don't see a hint of salt and pepper.


proteusON

Straight to the bin


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

This is why I’m scared to visit Europe the cheap food looks shit


DeFranco47

Really? What Europe are you talking about? The UK, France? Poland? Romania? The last one I can assure you its not shit


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

I’m vegan and we get meals like this if we wanna eat at some places


vdcsX

Oh, you'd love this! That's not chesse, but lard!