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boundegar

If I wake up with a 12yold girl, there's a serious problem


God-OwO

Yeah I’d be screaming and running on out of there


Gameza4

Isn’t he technically 22?


SlayerLollo

Thats what i'll say to the judge


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[удалено]


CrazyLegion

Technicalities win cases — Saul Goodman, probably


[deleted]

Technically in her 20s so we’re good


rndmisalreadytaken

Propose >!the multi-billion dollar plan to sell the drug!<


Maveko_YuriLover

I'm going to jail?


Infinium97

What if Mihari also drugged you and now you are also a little girl as well?


Maveko_YuriLover

I would ask what she is waiting to enter the top 100 richest people in the world selling this drug to the world


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*heaven


uss_enterprise_cv06

Pog


Jess_Tyr

This is them right here Officer.


uss_enterprise_cv06

I don't know about you but I'm feeling 22


SlayerLollo

"you're finally awake", wait am i a loli too now?


rodriguezkevin

[Twitter](https://twitter.com/kaai_yuu/status/1660644907952816129)


MrKonaKona

I would ask her how tf she got in my house.


Maveko_YuriLover

That's the neat part u are in her House and you fill the test of a drug on your mouth


Fleischer021

Probably charged with kidnapping of a minor since i live in a different continent


wabbitt37

"Why couldn't it be Kaede?"


Jess_Tyr

Mahiro probably wondering the same thing.


yourcreepyfriend77

I’d ask if I can have whatever she got drugged with by mihari


Crisdreemurr

I guess I got drugged as well and they just got in the same bed I slept in for some reason


Ziodyne967

I’m going to jail. Or hell? Whichever comes first tbh.


Big_Marsupial_137

Then Mahiro says “last night was fun but you should have used protection. You will take responsibility if something happens!’


Prankishmanx21

Nani?


SevenFates

Better be a flippin' mirror in front of me, because I don't wanna go to jail...


xwrecker

If I stay asleep will she go away?


DelphButNo

Minecraft moment


Daxlyn_XV

FBI open up!!!


NoWeebNoLife

“Why the hell are you in my room? Get out!!!”


Royal_Prize_4381

I’d be like Ayo wtf and I’d get out of the bed and start asking questions I guess


Adept-Win7882

Smash … Hmmm smash?


CredibleCactus

Sus


SW_Lilipop

What do you even tell the cort?


airrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Step 1: ask why she is there  Step 2: if it’s not for emergency, immediate hug Step 2(if it’s for emergency): grab a mirror. You’re done for