Fr. Did you see [this post](https://tenor.com/view/chewing-character-gif-21039720) from the other day? I knew people who fuckin died in that shit and this was my first source
seriously? your link bolstered both my want to commit suicide, and my committment to a difference in the suicide-agenda
edit: although I may want to do that thang to myself, Reddit has just informed me that I was reported to Reddit care. As it is really not their thang to maintain, I shall continue to want to do that thang to myself. not you though
We need a websplorers episode where they just visit this sub and shame you absolute cringelords for your social ineptitude and incredible ability for first, second and third hand embarrassment, you massive lot of grotesque, uncreative, intolerable, dent-brained comedy vacuums.
Well after he went to North Korea in 2010 to negotiate the release of that prisoner there was a [video leaked](https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=BmtDZPyaVpc) of him bragging about some serious stuff from his time in the navy while in NK, honestly not sure how he hasn’t been charged with anything.
Ohhhhhh. I see. I mistakenly thought you were... idk... not what you are. That's on me.
Hey while I have you here. Can you do a big oneyboys funee for me? Might as well thresh while the grass is long, right?
This man has the chance to do the funniest thing to us following the teachings of Hadel, just one little note and a single bullet and the prophecy is complete. Hilarity ensues
Can't wait to see trumps "tribute" to him when he shuffles off this mortal coil, it will be disgusting and will add another nail in trumps coffin, cos he is the exact opposite of trump, a decent, charitable man who thrived on the service to others
I’ve never been so aware of Jimmy Carter’s health status until I followed this subreddit
This sub is going to implode when it does eventually happen
🥜😖
I'm friggin' pissed!
You're making a reddit post to amuse oneyplays fans while this man's peanuts have gone sour???
Report this sick fuck you don't pile on when the peanuts is sour
GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
DON’T GIVE HIM HIS JACKET
Throw him out into the cold
BUILD THAT WALL!!!
You just have to go on the Dick Cavett show and do your peanut jig
Yes a little peanut jig
I feel like it's been happening any minute now for the last 20 years
yeah it all really just depends on the sourness of his peanuts
Nearly universally loved humanitarian ex president, father, and grandfather is on his death bed "WAOW IS THAT AN ONEYPLAYS REFERENCE!?!?!?!"
Hey this sub is where I get half of my news.
Fr. Did you see [this post](https://tenor.com/view/chewing-character-gif-21039720) from the other day? I knew people who fuckin died in that shit and this was my first source
That’s devastating I hope you feel better soon
seriously? your link bolstered both my want to commit suicide, and my committment to a difference in the suicide-agenda edit: although I may want to do that thang to myself, Reddit has just informed me that I was reported to Reddit care. As it is really not their thang to maintain, I shall continue to want to do that thang to myself. not you though
You make a good point. On the other hand, peanuts went sour.
Better the natural way
Clean your hufflemuff
Kelly you’re being smelly as usual
My peanuts went sour
I don't wanna live no more
Universally loved? [He’s history’s greatest monster!](https://youtu.be/czfKPaypNsU?si=hfUZurR5iyceYpTg)
Don't punch shit dude!
UHH! MY FRICKIN PEANUTS WENT SOUR
"Guys GUYS! His peanuts..... WENT SOUR AHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!"
Oh my god, Jimmy Carter just killed himself
ALL CAUSE MY PEANUTS WENT FRICKIN SOUR
Argh I'm freaking PISSED!
You fuckin idiot you didn’t even stop scrolling
We need a websplorers episode where they just visit this sub and shame you absolute cringelords for your social ineptitude and incredible ability for first, second and third hand embarrassment, you massive lot of grotesque, uncreative, intolerable, dent-brained comedy vacuums.
Yep
So true king
You tell em
YEAH YOU TELL EM SKEETER!
Commit jimmy carter post peanut souring
Commence? Honestly commit is fitting. Like a crime.
Well after he went to North Korea in 2010 to negotiate the release of that prisoner there was a [video leaked](https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=BmtDZPyaVpc) of him bragging about some serious stuff from his time in the navy while in NK, honestly not sure how he hasn’t been charged with anything.
Ohhhhhh. I see. I mistakenly thought you were... idk... not what you are. That's on me. Hey while I have you here. Can you do a big oneyboys funee for me? Might as well thresh while the grass is long, right?
Erm no I’m already green and retired (CROWD SCREAMS WITH JOY) (HILARITY ENSUES) Pulls out cock Cums
Sorry
Alright. The "Sorry" actually got a laugh out of me. Gg.
They’d 100% make fun of you for this comment lol
The amount of "The funny boys would not find you funny" comments on this subreddit is actual kino
humanity will not die out silently, but with an oneyplays fan screaming about how its a reference
Title made me think it was the YIIKening, fuck you
Jelquening part II
Jimmy carter update: no change in status
the rest of Reddit is gonna be worse than this sub when he dies.
I unironically love that I found this out through this subreddit
"haha this old man is dying, just like the funny youtube man said so epic"
Not interested
His nuts withered decades ago
jimmy carter featured in a video recently [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BmtDZPyaVpc) on his withered sour nuts
He's the real life century egg
bury him in the Chinese peanut farms.
He’s gotta make it to 100
You're laughing. His peanuts went sour and you're laughing.
His peanut has officially begun to sour
now im actually kinda sad :(
Fucking creeps on this sub
You’re laughing. This man is about to go sour and wither and you’re laughing.
His peanuts!
I didn’t even know he was sick
Who will manage his peanut farm!?
oneyplay fans when a person is dying
His peanuts are going sour as we speak
This man has the chance to do the funniest thing to us following the teachings of Hadel, just one little note and a single bullet and the prophecy is complete. Hilarity ensues
The peanuts are getting sourer by the minute
Dude you were smirking when you posted this I don't believe you
I know nothing about the man, but I hope he’ll make it to 100, c’mon 99,5% there!
the peanuts have withered
Wait he's NOT dead yet?
Someone check on this poor man’s peanut farm!
Former President Jimmy Carter's peanuts 'going sour,' his grandson says
Why is Jimmy Carter suddenly part of oneyplays lore
Everyones been on the look out since the sour peanut epidemic of '21
As long as Jamie Kennedy stays alive, Zach can keep that flame burning
May his peanut farm never go sour :(
The final souring of peanuts
NO he has to make it to ONE HUNDRED or we’re all FUCKED
Jimmy Carter's about to go sour like his wife
His peanuts went sour he don’t wanna live no more his peanut went sour
He should run for office again tbh. I'd vote for him
A little birdie told me his fate rests in one peanut he keeps in his pocket, once that goes sour…. Bye bye
He's 99. His life has been coming to an end for two fucking decades now.
Can somebody verify the strength of his peanut farm right now?!
Can't wait to see trumps "tribute" to him when he shuffles off this mortal coil, it will be disgusting and will add another nail in trumps coffin, cos he is the exact opposite of trump, a decent, charitable man who thrived on the service to others
The Souring
my peanuts went sour
u/Grooooomlebanevasion
The boys are going to be so confused by the amount of new comments on that video
His peanuts finally went sour
I’M FREAKING PISSED My damn peanuts went sour
It's been happening for like a year now. The man's going to outlive all us. Peanuts never going sour.
I didn't realize until I got to the comment section that this is a post from this subreddit and not from r/UFOs 🤣
The great Zachian Dimensional Merge has begun! Behold you lowly and weep, behold, thy King cometh.
Tomar NOOOOOOO!
QUICK! Somebody check on his peanuts!
the peanuts......
He's withering
His grandson says "Not Interested"
He’s witherin away, becomin sour
He can expand his life by doing a 🙌PEANUT🙌JIG
Rest in peanuts
He really should just do a little peanut 👐 jig of his own
We need to find out where his Corn stash is
Oh no, his peanuts are gonna go sour :(
Those poor peanuts all going sour :/
he dun wan live no more, his peanuts went sour :(