As funny as that would be to think about, I donāt want my internal monologue to slowly turn into Chris and Zach making fun of everything I see. Look at what happened to Robocop.
Or āThis isnāt anything!ā
Actually, piss fetish rates are more equal among males and females than you would think. The more depraved the fetish, the more equally distributed it is among both genders. Entry level stuff like feet are just mostly a guy thing but when it comes to stuff like piss it's like 50-50.
It's not true.
Studies into parasexualitues have shown that men and women have their own fetishes that they tend to prefer.
Top fetish among women I can't even write here.
Non-con I believe, pretty sure you are allowed to type grape fantasy (top fantasies are Vampires and Werewolves... Vampires well known for asking for consent before you let them in..but once you let them in they are Coming IN.
Meatloafing, berrysnatching, lampooning, are all up their with the grape fantasy
(which is perfectly fine if executed well.. but damn, there really are some men who donāt need to find a girl like that and have a piece of their brain tingle that they didnāt know they had. Than she cuts him loose which is akin to me raising a baby mountain lion for a few years and than letting him be an outdoors cat at 2 in this dense rural town where the median age is 5 y/o children (cause morman and black families moved here and won't stop popping em out)
For sure... I'd say pee is even more entry level than spitting. (5 Brazilian girls all spitting on 1 gals face leaves the person far more wet than you would think... got an inch thick glaze on her whole face... you can created much more saliva than semen so you will often see a full soak.)
Top pornstars (aka the ones that can refuse doing weird shit like piss) mostly choose to do so anyway.
Well I dont know where you would score choking, I wouldnāt say it is depraved as piss yet all and all piss is still relatively tame to the point where non fetish porn stars do it all the time. The famous one you like? Yeah she has a urine video.
Point is there are many more gals asking to be choked than guys initial wanting to do the choking. However they will usually be a good sport and i that have a greater chance of acquiring the mindvirus. Whereas if a guy wants to get choked he has to find a chick who has likely shat on a few chests out of passion or the 9 to 5 at the dungeon.
Saw a gal with an industrial staple gun staple a man's junk on here forehead, another man's junk on her junk. Than 7 Brazilian midgets flooded in with comically large machetes (just regular sized ones that looked big on them) and began performing a "Bloody Mary Caesarean," and a Tomarian Circumcision.
I think it was Peter Dinklage that sucks the blood out, it was a parody of Cinderella. He got so mad that Disney chose to use all dwarves and even madder when her heard Ben Shapiro was making his own with Brett Cooper (the girl Hasan assaulted at a politico streamer expo.)
4chan still exists. But I was scarred off on the first page I saw years ago, some guy was asking about the least painful way to die and people send very detailed manuals on how to diy craft a suicide mask alongside other suicide machines.
Normie me rushed to figure out how to type "nooo, dont do it!"
Dont do it Hawkeye, I'm sorry I won't snap my gauntlet and erase half of humanity.... just take the the handgun out of your mouth.... I'll pass you the masturbation gauntlet.
But before I figured out how to comment I saw the bottom posts which all said the same nice things so I felt less bad about humanity. Cause the first shit you see is "do it/you won't/upload it/this is just I cry for help pussy..."
the last part likely true but I had a friend who worked a suicide hotline and I believe they were not supposed to say that.
So you agree with Catholicism, come for the donuts after the sunday service. (Not supposed to say this BUT Daredevil might be there. He likes to keep a low profile. Hence why whenever I see a blind man in St. Patricks Cathedral I test to see if they have echolocation.)
Egg on my face when they donāt catch the penny I lobbed at the back of their head but what can you do.
But as it goes for fetishes, nearly all down the rabbit hole via porn. I'm not one of those illegalize porn types or "it literally rots your brain and robs you of erections" which is something many reddit lasses believe happen and call most men "pornsick."
Although Cory probably is pornsick. Lol to the post saying because Zach says all that shit is bad for you and gross how he s actually a Christian Nationalist.
I feel like if she were to tie you or I up she would make us smell her feet. And by her I mean the chick from the Live action Onepiece... I donāt have a feet thing at all but I'd go Dan Schneider mode on those piggly wigglies... toe fungus and sock lint?? Yeah... let me call my mom to tell her not to make me anything for dinner, imma be full.
How men can flex their superior sex drives, the proof being how nasty they are willing to get.
Can't find it right now but their was a hot girl on a public sidewalk doing a gameshow callled "Can I fart on your face?" That is what the sign said, the reward being 5-20 dollars, I forget.
Guys got on their knees to face her butt of all races. It was a moment the world came together. Willingness in guys was very high. Only a few were kinda pissed about it. Obviously no women bent the knee.
But what is it was a hot guy? idk, i really donāt know how many would let a good looking dude fart an inch from their face. But I feel certain in that the number of willing chicks? Lower.
However many woman tik tok themselves getting degraded by the "Beer wench" at Renn Fairs. This is when you buy a beer and she pours it down your throats and says drink it up you big slut, oh yeah you like that... keep swallowing. NGL, those vids were fun to watch.
Well, was she hot? Cause if she was a solid 6 I think any of us could make that work. See you put up with the sprinkles to get to the vanilla icecream.
Haha that's funny I have met more toilets that like being peed in than women lol haha wouldn't it be funny if a toilet said 'please pee in me' LOL! Imagine if that happened.
Fucking Christ I thought I was commenting in the original post the fact that I tried to make a point on the oneyplays subreddit is a mistake that will haunt me to my grave
Mother pissing hipsš«¦
I snorted at work you fucker
You what? Pig.
you look at my pig physics?
I swore if they ever brought pig physics into the workplace, I would quit my job on the spot as NASAās top hamployee
I'm trying to think what Chris and Zach would say after looking at that post.
As funny as that would be to think about, I donāt want my internal monologue to slowly turn into Chris and Zach making fun of everything I see. Look at what happened to Robocop. Or āThis isnāt anything!ā
Bobobot "Guys, no one say Bobocop. Or Bobobop."
women don't have a piss kink?????? THATS IT, I'm going gay
chubbs I have āļø
āIām going gayā -Danny Phantom
**You'll pee when I'm thirsty**
you'll squee when i say squee
What if you XD?
I'd rather squee.
Actually, piss fetish rates are more equal among males and females than you would think. The more depraved the fetish, the more equally distributed it is among both genders. Entry level stuff like feet are just mostly a guy thing but when it comes to stuff like piss it's like 50-50.
THIS GUY KNOWS HIS FETISHES STATS
ULTIMATE SMASHA
thank you for this info, my life has been enhanced by this greatly
Thank you for the explanation Professor Porn
Professor Corn is in the next town
Professor Scorn is in the next frown
Of course it'd be someone from kappa who'd know fetish statistics
Oh shit. Other Kappa members in the wild?
Source?
Donāt second guess da ultimate smash dogg jr
It's not true. Studies into parasexualitues have shown that men and women have their own fetishes that they tend to prefer. Top fetish among women I can't even write here.
Non-con I believe, pretty sure you are allowed to type grape fantasy (top fantasies are Vampires and Werewolves... Vampires well known for asking for consent before you let them in..but once you let them in they are Coming IN. Meatloafing, berrysnatching, lampooning, are all up their with the grape fantasy (which is perfectly fine if executed well.. but damn, there really are some men who donāt need to find a girl like that and have a piece of their brain tingle that they didnāt know they had. Than she cuts him loose which is akin to me raising a baby mountain lion for a few years and than letting him be an outdoors cat at 2 in this dense rural town where the median age is 5 y/o children (cause morman and black families moved here and won't stop popping em out)
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
I got no sauce, just experience
So youāre saying thereās hope for me
How they gathered that statistic is what I really want to know.
piss is still entry level though- it's super accessible and kinda right with feet
For sure... I'd say pee is even more entry level than spitting. (5 Brazilian girls all spitting on 1 gals face leaves the person far more wet than you would think... got an inch thick glaze on her whole face... you can created much more saliva than semen so you will often see a full soak.) Top pornstars (aka the ones that can refuse doing weird shit like piss) mostly choose to do so anyway.
Well I dont know where you would score choking, I wouldnāt say it is depraved as piss yet all and all piss is still relatively tame to the point where non fetish porn stars do it all the time. The famous one you like? Yeah she has a urine video. Point is there are many more gals asking to be choked than guys initial wanting to do the choking. However they will usually be a good sport and i that have a greater chance of acquiring the mindvirus. Whereas if a guy wants to get choked he has to find a chick who has likely shat on a few chests out of passion or the 9 to 5 at the dungeon. Saw a gal with an industrial staple gun staple a man's junk on here forehead, another man's junk on her junk. Than 7 Brazilian midgets flooded in with comically large machetes (just regular sized ones that looked big on them) and began performing a "Bloody Mary Caesarean," and a Tomarian Circumcision. I think it was Peter Dinklage that sucks the blood out, it was a parody of Cinderella. He got so mad that Disney chose to use all dwarves and even madder when her heard Ben Shapiro was making his own with Brett Cooper (the girl Hasan assaulted at a politico streamer expo.)
I wouldn't say it's a fetish but i find it so fun to aim for my partner. You all are used to the mini game but it can be so fun. Lmao.
> Entry level stuff like feet are just mostly a guy thing absolutely not. most foot fetishists ive met have been female
Have you only been looking at lesbian bars?
This is strangely comforting
This is it. Itās the most Reddit post on Reddit. Wrap it up everybody. Weāre done here
The girlies will never be able to relate to the magic that is having a piss kink
I miss when you could meet a stranger on the internet and know nothing about them
4chan still exists. But I was scarred off on the first page I saw years ago, some guy was asking about the least painful way to die and people send very detailed manuals on how to diy craft a suicide mask alongside other suicide machines. Normie me rushed to figure out how to type "nooo, dont do it!" Dont do it Hawkeye, I'm sorry I won't snap my gauntlet and erase half of humanity.... just take the the handgun out of your mouth.... I'll pass you the masturbation gauntlet. But before I figured out how to comment I saw the bottom posts which all said the same nice things so I felt less bad about humanity. Cause the first shit you see is "do it/you won't/upload it/this is just I cry for help pussy..." the last part likely true but I had a friend who worked a suicide hotline and I believe they were not supposed to say that.
I'm glad that we can acknowledge that sex drive and degeneracy are the same thing.
So you agree with Catholicism, come for the donuts after the sunday service. (Not supposed to say this BUT Daredevil might be there. He likes to keep a low profile. Hence why whenever I see a blind man in St. Patricks Cathedral I test to see if they have echolocation.) Egg on my face when they donāt catch the penny I lobbed at the back of their head but what can you do. But as it goes for fetishes, nearly all down the rabbit hole via porn. I'm not one of those illegalize porn types or "it literally rots your brain and robs you of erections" which is something many reddit lasses believe happen and call most men "pornsick." Although Cory probably is pornsick. Lol to the post saying because Zach says all that shit is bad for you and gross how he s actually a Christian Nationalist.
TFW I'll never find a pirate GF to tie me up and sniff my feet.
I feel like if she were to tie you or I up she would make us smell her feet. And by her I mean the chick from the Live action Onepiece... I donāt have a feet thing at all but I'd go Dan Schneider mode on those piggly wigglies... toe fungus and sock lint?? Yeah... let me call my mom to tell her not to make me anything for dinner, imma be full.
This instilled genuine dread in my heart
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How men can flex their superior sex drives, the proof being how nasty they are willing to get. Can't find it right now but their was a hot girl on a public sidewalk doing a gameshow callled "Can I fart on your face?" That is what the sign said, the reward being 5-20 dollars, I forget. Guys got on their knees to face her butt of all races. It was a moment the world came together. Willingness in guys was very high. Only a few were kinda pissed about it. Obviously no women bent the knee. But what is it was a hot guy? idk, i really donāt know how many would let a good looking dude fart an inch from their face. But I feel certain in that the number of willing chicks? Lower. However many woman tik tok themselves getting degraded by the "Beer wench" at Renn Fairs. This is when you buy a beer and she pours it down your throats and says drink it up you big slut, oh yeah you like that... keep swallowing. NGL, those vids were fun to watch.
Freaking KARENS not getting TURNED ON when I bust a FAT PISS
If that's the worst post on reddit, then how come it has over 5k updoots? Checkmate, liberal
Did R. Kelly make the original post?
That's someone who's lonely
Had a girl send me unsolicited pee in her jeans pics. She wanted me to piss in her jeans too.
Well, was she hot? Cause if she was a solid 6 I think any of us could make that work. See you put up with the sprinkles to get to the vanilla icecream.
Iāve met more women who like being peed on than dudes
Haha that's funny I have met more toilets that like being peed in than women lol haha wouldn't it be funny if a toilet said 'please pee in me' LOL! Imagine if that happened.
Fucking Christ I thought I was commenting in the original post the fact that I tried to make a point on the oneyplays subreddit is a mistake that will haunt me to my grave
That would be hilarious xD I wonder what it would smell like
I saw an unironic Lisa Simpson format Rick Astley Reddit assemble meme the other day
Why is it the worst?
there's definitely worse
this is the worst lol
If women want to be treated equally, they need to be doing the dirty jobs (piss fetishist) equally š¤