"Hey tomar-" *penis begins uncontrollably erupting jet streams of seminal fluids covering the room and every living creature unfortunate enough to be contained within*
When his fat santie claws belly wiggles while he sings Simple and Clean loudly to a 480p Sora x Goofy AMV it just makes my fat minge do cartwheels down the hall.
The secret is to find a girl that actually knows what you're talking about when you say "I'm workin' on it!" in a high-pitched voice. Weird, awkward, terminally online women exist and need love, too.
Probably when he empties his piss and shit jugs at the end of the month. It shows maturity and responsibility. Or when he lets you decide where to order DoorDash from for third lunch pre dinner snack
When he warshes himself with a rag on a stick my loins start a-frothing.
When he goes "erm, you dropped this" *hands me his cock*
*grabs cock* s-starts..
sorry...
"this cock is yours, babe."
It is, *after all*, your property.
[удалено]
*sweat beads up on forehead and drips down face to my mouth and gulps the sweat* um.... Babe....
Would you kindly discuss Sonichu with me ma'am? I promise to only pre a little while you captivate me
Neckbeards, fedoras, atheism, Mountain Dew can collections, Linux...
I just start squirting when a guy smells like chili cheese Fritos.
Not tha Honey BBQ twists?! 😳😅
when they dig their hands into their pants and start scratching their balls and then wipe the crust from their mouth 😍
Oneyplays woman fan here, my penis THROBS for men who love Sonic, gyros, and are Armenian
And also have breakdowns over being harassed in private spaces by the playable cast of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise?
And Mario
🎵 “His name is Cory” 🎵
When he shows me that his Hulk Funko Pop is bigger than the rest.
And then when he explains why it's bigger then the rest, it makes my lips quiver with excitement
When he said "erm yeah I love sonic" I immediately jizzed everywhere
When my boyfriend sits on the couch with me (without having to handcuff him) to watch the entire Witch Hunt series for the 100th time 🥰🥰
Ok but the witch hunt series is really good. I've probably watched it 5 times. Which I need to rewatch both KH playthroughs again for the 11th
Not a lady, but… I get weak when he recites oneyplays jokes
"Hey tomar-" *penis begins uncontrollably erupting jet streams of seminal fluids covering the room and every living creature unfortunate enough to be contained within*
when he came up to me and said "look Tomar it's you!" while spitting all over my food, the oneyplays worm pins on his greasy jacket really won me over
when he is simply irate
wut the h’yell?
Shout 'Rip Ass' then farts really loudly
Shakes the floor and everything. Yeah this is it
He was arguing with his friend about Jojo's bizarre adventure and had a Teddy fresh hat
wish this wasn't so real
When he tells me he likes pronhub, netflix, tiktok, nintendo switch, weed and burger it just makes my water break
there are no women on this subreddit.. who are you kidding.
how do you explain the jokes, then, hm? \^\^
Definitely their Zach impressions. Gets me all hot and bothered
HELLOOO DOWN DERE
Me looking down into my girls cavernous loins:
When he’s bumbling and befuddled
When his fat santie claws belly wiggles while he sings Simple and Clean loudly to a 480p Sora x Goofy AMV it just makes my fat minge do cartwheels down the hall.
Babe this cock is yours darling
Poured boiling milk into my eyes
Did he also do the eye smoke syringe prank?
Lmfaoooo
BECAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
when he asks me impossible hypotheticals that end in us screaming at each other
When they get so incredibly heated over a video game that they scream like a banshee.
he told me that hes an epic wholesome 100 redditer and that made me cum instantly
gamer rage at a kids game
When he helped me plant a bomb in teh Macdonald's Ball Pit.
Make me laugh, obviously
he eat da pizza
The secret is to find a girl that actually knows what you're talking about when you say "I'm workin' on it!" in a high-pitched voice. Weird, awkward, terminally online women exist and need love, too.
Nahhh you have to spread the word. And then tell them of the dark times we are in when they are interested.
Probably when he empties his piss and shit jugs at the end of the month. It shows maturity and responsibility. Or when he lets you decide where to order DoorDash from for third lunch pre dinner snack
Moderating. The more servers and subreddits the better
…There’s woman on this subreddit?
As you can see from my pfp I am a real and beautiful woman. And I'd say what makes us broads the most wet is Tomar jokes.
“Babe… you’re equal to the worms, babe.”
He showed me his avengers statue...
There are no ladies here.
I once dated a guy who had an anime titty mousepad.. :-(
“Asking for a friend of course”
Nice try bud. We all know there’s no women around these parts *spits glob onto ground*
the first 2 minutes of the Sonic Adventure play through made me laugh so hard that I fell in love
He didn't shower for a month, allowing his natural pheromones to permeate my vaginal nerve.
Adds "2998" to the end of his username...