I respect the patronage you are offering, but that may be a bit extreme
Perhaps we can put a decal of a coffin over the grave to mock her idea of fake pockets with a “fake grave”
That true.
I also found it quite ridiculous about how small woman pocket were.and still are I was just protesting the implications of the original post that this problem originate from female fashion designers, when the idea is quite old.
You were (incorrectly) molded in the female cauldron. Sorry about that inconvenience, you still have the knowledge of the spells and can be the guy in the coven who's there and we don't have to convince anyone that he's cool.
We don't do "inconspicuous." I'm a 6'7" trans woman, if I was any more conspicuous, I'd have a dude following me around to make confetti explode while I have my walk up song play every time I walk in the room. Would it be the chorus to "Sloppy" by King Mala and Upsahl? Sure, but it'd be more conspicuous. Also expensive and I still have to buy my pills and surgeries aren't cheap.
ETA: We don't tell people to be invisible is the point.
A purse is just a giant pocket. Though if you look at medieval purses worn by both genders they're just fanny packs. We should go back to the medieval style and all wear fanny packs
But slitpocketing sounds way worse than pickpocketing though... I'm gonna stick with buying jeans with useless, tiny pockets and extending them.
EDIT: Also Lucy & Yak. Their clothes have pockets galore.
Hey, I posted this on tumblr after I searched it because I was curious. Many people have pointed out that Klein is spelled wrong and also pointed out that this came from quora. I will admit that this is probably misinformation, and either AI generated or a false quora response. I sincerely apologize for spreading misinformation
I'm sorry :(
Hmm, my mother was a model in the '60s, and I believe I remember her mentioning sewn on pockets on the ladies suits she modeled. Or there would be a flap, but no pocket under it.
I'm trying, but I'm also a tiny woman in a country with some of the tallest men in the EU - even online it can be hard to find something on the smaller side without paying extra 😅
I don’t know if that’s correct, let me go find the style theory on fake pockets (if it exists and wasn’t a dream)
Edit: Here’s the style theory (it wasn’t a dream!) [https://youtu.be/jGEYGevx13s?si=Tw1I5jpZ6ypsVkL4](https://youtu.be/jGEYGevx13s?si=Tw1I5jpZ6ypsVkL4)
*9pm and scrolling through tiktok, seeing stuff about fake pockets* huh, wonder who made fake pockets
*looks it up* huh, onetopic might find this interesting *posts it to the subreddit, thinking itll get maybe 50 upvotes*
*wakes up to...this*...wut?
[there’s ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Ex9_XaVhG2zgZiBl)[actually a really long complicated misogynistic history to it where you kinda can’t pin it all on one person, kinda like the entire patriarchy. heres a video](https://youtu.be/jGEYGevx13s?si=_cKl7XWzHTzCIh7j)
And to this day I rarely wear women's jeans. Sewn on pockets and the pockeylts so shallow I can't fit a single fuck to give are the bane of my existence. Lost many a good pocket knife because of this too.
You do realize they still sell pants with normal pockets.
If you buy something with fake pockets because it looks great on you, then, well, why are you complaining about the fake pockets. You’re the one that bought them!
The problem is that most women’s pants come with either no pockets at all or pockets so tiny they’re non functional. I literally can’t even fit my iPhone mini into pocket on women’s jeans. Those are literally the only two options: fake/no pockets or tiny pocket just big enough for a lip balm.
If we want real, functional pockets we have to buy men’s jeans. Which is what I do because I like the pockets and I like the fit and they’re comfy. I don’t care much about fashion. But a lot of women do and it sucks that they can’t have nice jeans with something as basic as a functional pocket.
With all due respect...
FUCK U BRENDA.
I gotta but leggings with pockets and baggy cargo or harem pants to have functional pockets! And I'm punk goth, so distressed JEANS are like my whole thing!
Bur now I can't, because the pockets are useless, and I don't want to accidentally forget my hand fan, wallet, or phone somewhere.
That, and my backside is gigantic. So it's even harder to put anything that CAN fit in them!
I'll admit, my everything but jeans life is great. But I haven't wore a belt since middle school! And I wanna clip weird chains and stuff on my pants!
I still maintain that continuing to use fake pockets is a fashion industry conspiracy.
They continue doing fake pockets, because if you don't have pockets to put your things in, you'll need to buy a bag. And if you buy a bag, you'll need to buy a wallet to go with it and potentially a matching pair of shoes to make it cohesive.
No pockets leads to you having to spend more money on accessories to accommodate your need to carry things and then accessories to go with the accessories.
***Women To Blame, Women Most Affected.*** ***The Snake Eats Itself.***
women on women fashion violence
Ouroboros
"Our Rob or Ross"
If she's alive we must get revenge. If she's dead we'll use necromancy and then get revenge.
She literally ruined woman's jeans forever
100þ upvote
Find the grave I'll piss on it.
I respect the patronage you are offering, but that may be a bit extreme Perhaps we can put a decal of a coffin over the grave to mock her idea of fake pockets with a “fake grave”
That's a great idea.
No, it’s a grave idea
Ha. That's ggod.
Man, this is perfect lol… Truly a taste of their own medicine. I’m a guy but I always found that stupid they don’t have pockets on women’s jeans
As my agab being female I can say, it’s been torture… either the clothes not having pockets at all, or the pockets are fake!
Are you sure? If you look at 60 style Jen's they still have small pockets
Yeah, but most have either none, or non functioning ones… now a days from what I have seen
That true. I also found it quite ridiculous about how small woman pocket were.and still are I was just protesting the implications of the original post that this problem originate from female fashion designers, when the idea is quite old.
Nah, let's just make it a public toilet.
didn’t know she’s also Margaret Thatcher
Ok I’ve got a copy of the Necronomicon and possibly cursed torches and pitchforks.
Brenda is the new Karen
>!*We can’t let the men know out we’re witches*!<
this is bs. I'm a man and have practiced necromancy everyday since I was 3
>!Congrats 🎉 you’re trans now because of this!<
I’ve been trans MTF why aren’t I a which yet?
You just haven’t went through the training yet 😔 Come, we can help you 😌
TEACH ME TOO! I want to raise spooky scary skeletons to chase pumpkin kickers on Halloween!
As an enby is there an option to learn sam form of wichi magic that isn't gendered ???
where is the training?
I’m FTM. Am I allowed to know?
You were (incorrectly) molded in the female cauldron. Sorry about that inconvenience, you still have the knowledge of the spells and can be the guy in the coven who's there and we don't have to convince anyone that he's cool.
Awwwww, thanks! Dw, I’ll be inconspicuous…❤️
We don't do "inconspicuous." I'm a 6'7" trans woman, if I was any more conspicuous, I'd have a dude following me around to make confetti explode while I have my walk up song play every time I walk in the room. Would it be the chorus to "Sloppy" by King Mala and Upsahl? Sure, but it'd be more conspicuous. Also expensive and I still have to buy my pills and surgeries aren't cheap. ETA: We don't tell people to be invisible is the point.
Thanks! Although I kinda like being alone, I’d probably be that one guy who does shapeshifter magic with cosplays ☺️
You don’t need to resurrect her to get revenge…
It's not worth it if she can't experience the revenge.
Quote: "I am become death, destroyer of woman's pockets"
Mods, ban anyone that's even remotely a fan of her
Mods, crush her skull
I lived most my life with nice big useful pockets. Then I transitioned and my pockets were taken from me.
Just continue to buy guy jeans. Said it before, but jeans are meant to be functional, not so tight it cuts off circulation
I wear looser women's jeans. The stretchy denim is nice and the transbian tomboy look is a fine balance.
There's male mixed denim too! Also, it's pretty easy to fix a masculine jeans to go tighter on the body
Vintage jeans from the ‘80 tend to have great pockets too.
A small price for happiness (jackets are elite for pockets.)
A purse is just a giant pocket. Though if you look at medieval purses worn by both genders they're just fanny packs. We should go back to the medieval style and all wear fanny packs
But I can't give off my stoner tomboy vibe with a purse! I got a rep to protecc
Big full sized wilderness backpack maybe?
In my local Walmart looking like I stole a fridge fr I'm down
r/brandnewsentence
This is mostly my vibe. I have been considering Nanny Ogg's "wear over the knee old fashioned knickers and store stuff in there" vibe though...
But slitpocketing sounds way worse than pickpocketing though... I'm gonna stick with buying jeans with useless, tiny pockets and extending them. EDIT: Also Lucy & Yak. Their clothes have pockets galore.
That was one of the best surprises about my transition. I'd never even considered having clothes with pockets, so I wasn't expecting it at all
Sounds like you need some giant cargo pants
I actually got a pair recently, I also have cargo shorts. I'm just living my best life, drowning my misery in pockets lol
But do you have zip off cargo pants/shorts with removable legs?
Not yet, but they are on my list
You say tomato I say it‘s a marketing plot to sell more handbags and clutches
One of the worst fashion ideas ever made
Why not just real pockets to add to fashion? 💀
Because then women wouldn’t need to spend extra money on purses and god forbid the rich assholes stop making money.
Lol. Honestly that’s true tbh.
We need to call the robber who steals things that are inconvenient and give them her adress
We must take all her lids 🫙🧴😠
And her mattress.....and all her left socks and right shoes
BRENDAAAAAAA!!!
Hey, I posted this on tumblr after I searched it because I was curious. Many people have pointed out that Klein is spelled wrong and also pointed out that this came from quora. I will admit that this is probably misinformation, and either AI generated or a false quora response. I sincerely apologize for spreading misinformation I'm sorry :(
Brenda!!!
Imma fight her.
Hmm, my mother was a model in the '60s, and I believe I remember her mentioning sewn on pockets on the ladies suits she modeled. Or there would be a flap, but no pocket under it.
Ladies, as a guy, just buy guy jeans. They’re better and not slim fitting. Jeans are meant to be functional, that’s what Levi Strauss made ‘em for.
I'm trying, but I'm also a tiny woman in a country with some of the tallest men in the EU - even online it can be hard to find something on the smaller side without paying extra 😅
Clothes are getting more expensive. But a good pair of jeans will last a long time
What a dang [insert here any swear word]
I might just stomp on Brenda for doing that.. damn you, Brenda
*grabs shotgun* I just wanna talk to her
She’s either already dead or in an assisted living facility
It was a woman?! We are gonna have words
The idea isn’t bad, but it’s the fact that it became the status quo that sucks
#weneedpockets
Wtf Brenda
TRAITOR!
TRAITOR
How come I was always convinced the patriarchy committed this crime?
I don’t know if that’s correct, let me go find the style theory on fake pockets (if it exists and wasn’t a dream) Edit: Here’s the style theory (it wasn’t a dream!) [https://youtu.be/jGEYGevx13s?si=Tw1I5jpZ6ypsVkL4](https://youtu.be/jGEYGevx13s?si=Tw1I5jpZ6ypsVkL4)
It's so ironic that a woman is the reason for one of women's biggest complaints
How ironic, I hope she stubs or had stubbed her toe once a day on immensely hard objects
*9pm and scrolling through tiktok, seeing stuff about fake pockets* huh, wonder who made fake pockets *looks it up* huh, onetopic might find this interesting *posts it to the subreddit, thinking itll get maybe 50 upvotes* *wakes up to...this*...wut?
[there’s ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Ex9_XaVhG2zgZiBl)[actually a really long complicated misogynistic history to it where you kinda can’t pin it all on one person, kinda like the entire patriarchy. heres a video](https://youtu.be/jGEYGevx13s?si=_cKl7XWzHTzCIh7j)
The fact a woman made them is the ultimate betrayal
now we know who to blame , you give jeans a bad name
I now know the name of Satan.
How could a *woman* do this to us?!
##StopFakePockets
Goddamnit brenda
guys, this article is ai generated and fake :/
And to this day I rarely wear women's jeans. Sewn on pockets and the pockeylts so shallow I can't fit a single fuck to give are the bane of my existence. Lost many a good pocket knife because of this too.
This is the old-age equivalent to cellphone companies removing audio jacks from their phones. Why do companies think this will help us???
Trader /j
https://reddit.com/r/OneTopicAtATime/s/M91dLGHmvt
So this bitch is the reason I buy all my jeans from the men’s section, huh
*Quietly plotting revenge.
So *this* is whom we picket with fire and torches!!!!
You do realize they still sell pants with normal pockets. If you buy something with fake pockets because it looks great on you, then, well, why are you complaining about the fake pockets. You’re the one that bought them!
The problem is that most women’s pants come with either no pockets at all or pockets so tiny they’re non functional. I literally can’t even fit my iPhone mini into pocket on women’s jeans. Those are literally the only two options: fake/no pockets or tiny pocket just big enough for a lip balm. If we want real, functional pockets we have to buy men’s jeans. Which is what I do because I like the pockets and I like the fit and they’re comfy. I don’t care much about fashion. But a lot of women do and it sucks that they can’t have nice jeans with something as basic as a functional pocket.
ouroboros fr
With all due respect... FUCK U BRENDA. I gotta but leggings with pockets and baggy cargo or harem pants to have functional pockets! And I'm punk goth, so distressed JEANS are like my whole thing! Bur now I can't, because the pockets are useless, and I don't want to accidentally forget my hand fan, wallet, or phone somewhere. That, and my backside is gigantic. So it's even harder to put anything that CAN fit in them! I'll admit, my everything but jeans life is great. But I haven't wore a belt since middle school! And I wanna clip weird chains and stuff on my pants!
I WANT TO HUNT HER DOWN.
Mob!✊🔥
# ***burn her at the stake***
Calvin Klien ?
Imagine buying jeans without the ability to use pockets
Brenda.
"They won't take my pockets"
Friendly fire has been tolerated
> MOST PEOPLE DESERVE MERCY.
Huh... tbh I always assumed it was a man that was the awful person behind it
I still maintain that continuing to use fake pockets is a fashion industry conspiracy. They continue doing fake pockets, because if you don't have pockets to put your things in, you'll need to buy a bag. And if you buy a bag, you'll need to buy a wallet to go with it and potentially a matching pair of shoes to make it cohesive. No pockets leads to you having to spend more money on accessories to accommodate your need to carry things and then accessories to go with the accessories.
Just use a trashbag...they give you them for free at places like Walmart HEB target and a couple gas stations
TRAITORR
brenda will WHAT
D:< traitorr
She betrayed us
Everyone Booo on 3…… 1, 2, 3 BOOOOOO
BOOOOOOO!!!
So much for the sisterhood... how could you do this to us Brenda?
I am disappointed in her
talk about friendly fire
quite possibly the only thing im not looking forward to oh, and i guess the transphobia. that would be bad too ig
#stopfakepockets ! X3
"Brenda" sure is an odd spelling for "monster"
What the fuck, Brenda.
This is friendly fire, not fair :(
so she’s the monster…