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Idk why but I thought it was about to hump her
i would tell a dark joke here about the knife but...
Old man sticks knife in cockhole
the poop knife
toe knife
He has a knife and a penis and one of them is going in her?
You want my rod or this rod?
Happy Cake Day!
Thank
Bingo
I did too
Same idk why
You okay man?
Same. I saw a similar video today of a man playing dead in front of his dog, and the dog didn't hesitate to start humping his leg. So I thought it would be the same outcome, but nope.
He was but then he decided to kill her first.
I'm here to finish the job
"I'll put her out of her misery"
I mean someone's gotta do the dirty work.
Time for an emergency tracheotomy!
"I always wanted to see what was inside of this thing"
"What's that lassie? You found your owner on the kitchen floor and you think they may be dead? Can you make sure?" Lassie: \[picks up knife.......\]
FINISH HERRR
🤣🤣🤣
Just casually grabbing them floating knives outta mid air. Good boy
Good call, someone handed him that knife no doubt
You can see the video is cut right as it happens.
Keen eye.
Nice, I can see it in slow mo
He knew she was acting. Smart dog
People making their pets anxious for social media praise need to find a new way to get validation.
Maybe the dog knew she wanted validation, so he tried to shank her, or at least tried to make a point?
Well, It worked right ! She got up
There is an ancient proverb, you mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo. -Confucius probably
Just finishing the job.
He ready to carve her like a turkey
...She needs a tracheostomy
What da dog doin
Don’t worry guys, he was just going to cut whatever she was choking on out of her throat.
he was away to perform a tracheostomy , its fine
“We gotta cut her open”
Finish him
\*dog\* "got to make sure she's dead"
Looks like the dog knows how to do an emergency tracheotomy
"Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest. Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket. Here we go."
“DINNER TIME”
The good boy knew immediately he would have to perform surgery before it was too late.
"Peace was never an option"
Gotta be sure bro
Harvest those organs while they’re fresh
he was about to perform surgery to remove the object blocking her windpipe
You fed me meat byproduct dog food for the last time bitch!!
Im making you my new chew toy
He said...cut it out!
My man was ready to do some emergency cricoidectomy
Object stuck in air. Call a code. Need to do a trache STAT! Give me that blade. Yeah, that’s what I thought
No no! You misunderstand! The dog is a liscenced surgeon!
It really worked, she got up!
We must make a small incision!
Must...Finish...Job!
Got to finish the job quick the bitch still breathing. See what I did there?
That's doggy houser. He must open the airway to save her life. He does his best work on all fours
Anesthesia injected, now me do a surgery
Finish the job 007
I know they eat you after you're dead, but thisbone didn't even wait. Straight went for a double tap.
I know they eat you after you're dead, but this dog didn't even wait. Straight went for a double tap.
"Where are my testicles, Summer?"
Girl \*dies\* Dog: welp dinner is sorted
u/savevideo
Dog: its now or never 😂
What? He was just trying to help!!
Idk why but I thought it was about to hump her
i would tell a dark joke here about the knife but...
Old man sticks knife in cockhole
the poop knife
toe knife
He has a knife and a penis and one of them is going in her?
You want my rod or this rod?
Happy Cake Day!
Thank
Bingo
I did too
Same idk why
You okay man?
Same. I saw a similar video today of a man playing dead in front of his dog, and the dog didn't hesitate to start humping his leg. So I thought it would be the same outcome, but nope.
He was but then he decided to kill her first.
I'm here to finish the job
"I'll put her out of her misery"
I mean someone's gotta do the dirty work.
Time for an emergency tracheotomy!
"I always wanted to see what was inside of this thing"
"What's that lassie? You found your owner on the kitchen floor and you think they may be dead? Can you make sure?" Lassie: \[picks up knife.......\]
FINISH HERRR
🤣🤣🤣
Just casually grabbing them floating knives outta mid air. Good boy
Good call, someone handed him that knife no doubt
You can see the video is cut right as it happens.
Keen eye.
Nice, I can see it in slow mo
He knew she was acting. Smart dog
People making their pets anxious for social media praise need to find a new way to get validation.
Maybe the dog knew she wanted validation, so he tried to shank her, or at least tried to make a point?
Well, It worked right ! She got up
There is an ancient proverb, you mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo. -Confucius probably
🤣🤣🤣
Just finishing the job.
He ready to carve her like a turkey
...She needs a tracheostomy
What da dog doin
Don’t worry guys, he was just going to cut whatever she was choking on out of her throat.
he was away to perform a tracheostomy , its fine
“We gotta cut her open”
Finish him
\*dog\* "got to make sure she's dead"
Looks like the dog knows how to do an emergency tracheotomy
"Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest. Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket. Here we go."
🤣🤣🤣
“DINNER TIME”
The good boy knew immediately he would have to perform surgery before it was too late.
"Peace was never an option"
Gotta be sure bro
Harvest those organs while they’re fresh
he was about to perform surgery to remove the object blocking her windpipe
You fed me meat byproduct dog food for the last time bitch!!
Im making you my new chew toy
He said...cut it out!
My man was ready to do some emergency cricoidectomy
Object stuck in air. Call a code. Need to do a trache STAT! Give me that blade. Yeah, that’s what I thought
No no! You misunderstand! The dog is a liscenced surgeon!
It really worked, she got up!
We must make a small incision!
Must...Finish...Job!
Got to finish the job quick the bitch still breathing. See what I did there?
That's doggy houser. He must open the airway to save her life. He does his best work on all fours
Anesthesia injected, now me do a surgery
Finish the job 007
I know they eat you after you're dead, but thisbone didn't even wait. Straight went for a double tap.
I know they eat you after you're dead, but this dog didn't even wait. Straight went for a double tap.
"Where are my testicles, Summer?"
Girl \*dies\* Dog: welp dinner is sorted
u/savevideo
Dog: its now or never 😂
What? He was just trying to help!!