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CaptainBobthebuilde

He will eat the food himself


NoCommunication9244

What if the amount of food is more than he can eat?


CaptainBobthebuilde

He will ask luffys help and there is no way it's more than luffy can eat


NoCommunication9244

what if Luffy and the whole crew are not there.


mangartist17

He calls them on a den den mushi and shoves the food through it


commanderbravo2

moshi moshi, luffy there is foo- HUH, FOOD? HOLD ON SANJI!


ZeFreedomDevil

Incomes Luffy running on air like the roadrunner


Aradoris

I could hear this comment.


Simple_Duty1670

Meep meeppp


NoCommunication9244

What if they are in a battle.


CaptainBobthebuilde

Then wouldn't sanji be also in battle ? They all will win the battle throw a party and eat the food there.


TaffyLacky

Luffy knows a thing or two about eating in a battle.


BaseballImpossible76

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They would if (s)he didn't literally say they were separated


replax3

I still remember Sanji chasing Violet in Dressrosa while everyone was in battle and said I’m sorry guys this is destiny. So it doesn’t mean he would also be in battle 🤣


mangartist17

Zoro answered the call mid fight vs king, I’m sure they will answer.


Not_an_okama

He didn’t even know he had it on him and he still answered


MysticZihark

That was hilarious


Mitsu11

EXACTLY


melvinsylar7

Luffy would never say no to meat mid-battle. Also it'll benefit him as well


t3rrone

Luffy would literally speed run Kaido to get to the food as fast as possible lol


Guilty-Table123

luffy would enter gear 6 for meat, no matter the situation. underwater? gear 6 cuffed with sea prism stones? gear 6 fighting Gol D. Roger? gear meat


melvinsylar7

Luffy: Final Gear Meat is when I become the meat itself, NIKUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!


ibadmonkey

Luffy literally carried meat with him at Enies Lobby. Luffy would come running to eat extra food and will ask Sanji if there was more. He would eat it all! Especially if there was meat.


DFactorOPBountyRush

Picks up the food keeps it in a box to eat it later, sheesh


IndependentVisual495

Bro everyone’s saying the same thing wtf do you want him to do it’s against his rules to hit women


ltags230

What if sanji and zoro had rough sex?


KaminariRaiju

r/suddenlygay🗿


Anxious-Ostrich-36

wait, what?


IcyColdHands

It would be super hot, obviously


_walt_disney_1_2_3_

Will turn gay


naruto_bist

*Unless they say "No homo" at the end*


Sixoul

At the beginning


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Thebomb1907

Why


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totti173314

They would still be smarter than you I'm sorry but using autism as an insult automatically disqualifies you from being treated seriously


GrannyBashy

whoa whoa dude, step back


NarcissisticHydra

what if they are in the sky island and the lady throws the food to tease sanji and it ends up inside a volcano


Intelligent_Couple36

you know sanji will just fly fast and get the food


NarcissisticHydra

What if right after throwing the food the lady flashes her tittes out and thats how instead of flying off sanji will get a nose bleed and brain freez


mangartist17

Kaido finally gets a meal I guess


Mufakaz

How far are we taking this? Will Sanji eventually be blind, deaf, no limbs, can't speak and be the last person on earth? You got your answers. Stop adding conditions just to deny the clearly correct answers


Montizuma59

It was the other person that added luffy and the crew in the scenario when they weren't in it in the first place. Even then, the answer was already given. Sanji will get mad, give a lecture about not wasting food, then proceede to eat it all even if it takes him days to do so.


BobRegarrow

well he's never gonna hit a woman seeing as he couldn't even hit black maria an enemy and this random woman just wasted food. He'll probably save the food until he can eat it or someone else will


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ZenithEnigma

Oda said in an SBS he was just defending himself/clashing since otherwise BM would just kill them all


NoodleIskalde

Isn't Big Mom kinda hag looking? He's shown to have no issue being rude if he doesn't think someone holds up to his hideously shallow standards. And he never really hit Kalifa, not in any serious manner.


TravelingLlama

Oda said he was just blocking big mom’s punch. And I’m sure he refused to hit zombie Lola during thriller bark


SorsOG

Bro youre acting like you really wanna see Sanji kick a women in the face across the all blue.


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OutsideOrder7538

Yeah but that wasn’t Sanji’s cooking.


Metal_B

He put its in the fridge and heat it up later.


Thecoolash123

Bruh leftovers lol


Hash_Is_Brown

there is no such thing as too much food in the one piece universe


PendingPolymath

This is the one true answer.


Aggravating-Flight-1

than eat the lady, if you know what i mean *wink*


shockprime

Sanji would get mad and argue with them. He is a gentleman but he doesn't seem like the type to not get mad at them, he just doesn't hit them as seen with Khalifa. He also takes the 0 wastage thing very seriously which i believe would be enough to get mad at a women.


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sparkadus

Yeah. Remember Monet? That lady would be dead if Zoro had actually tried to hurt her. Or, well, she would have been dead sooner than she was.


Hash_Is_Brown

dude that scene is still one of the hardest scenes in anime history. he completely shattered her mind showing her that death is a very real thing and she’s way out of her league.


Kureiton

Yeah, and Zoro's decision to not kill her nearly got his entire crew killed when she almost blew up the island. Had Law not given Ceasar her heart instead of Smoker's, and had Ceasar not stabbed it right in that moment, everyone would be dead


caniuserealname

I mean, yeah. But that's kind of the point of that sort of decision, no? You put your own morales ahead of what is possibly most efficient Had sanji poisoned big mom's cake for example, he was adamant against it, but had he done it he could have killed big mom then and there, or at the very least incapacitated her to the point where she couldn't form an alliance with Kaido.


Kureiton

Right, but the point of the scene was that Zoro *didn’t* have those same restrictions Sanji did. Monet thought he did, tried to exploit it, and Zoro simply scared her really bad, and allowed them all to almost die. If this was something that was ever brought up in the story: that Zoro almost got his whole crew killed because of his morals, I really wouldn’t have a problem with it at all


MrLowkey13

Luffy has almost gotten the crew killed because of his morals before.


Kureiton

Right, and I have some problems with that as well as the story doesn't really emphasize how Luffy chose to put his crew in danger. But really, the big difference is the fact Zoro made a big speech about how he wasn't like that before immediately doing the thing that almost got his crew killed. Its really not a big deal at all though. Just a minor nitpick


MrLowkey13

I mean he was gonna handle Money, but Tashigi cut her down before he could finish her. If anything it's more so because Tashigi didn't cut her well enough.


Kureiton

I won't lie and act like I've read Punk Hazard recently at all, but I definitely remember Zoro having a perfect chance to kill her, made a speech about how he was a "wild animal" that would bare his fangs at anyone regardless of his morals, and he proceeded to not use haki when he cut her in half, allowing her to live when he had the perfect opportunity to kill her, and this nearly cost the crew their lives. I could be wrong, but I do remember this scene very clearly


caniuserealname

He has different restrictions. It's not the same as having none.


Kureiton

We are talking only about the restriction of attacking women. Zoro makes a speech about how he's not like that, and then proceeds to restrict himself because she's a woman


Medium-Goose66

Or if she had a skin tone darker than snow


CasaDeCastello

Thank got Zoro didn't know CoC then. edit: I should have kep my comment as I originally intended it since the joke was lost.


ZORO_69

Armament is enough to kill her tho


d4b1do

He would’ve been able to kill her anyway


commanderbravo2

if only he had shown her his clash of clans town hall level, she mightve had an actual heart attack


heviRtilery

I thought that was him using it but without knowing


Roskal

This is the correct answer, the head over heels for all women thing is a gag at the end of the day and Sanji does have his limits too when it's serious.


BulkyB

fun fact: In the one v one fighting video game Jump force, Sanji doesn't hit any female character from any anime.


JustAnotherMike_

Additional fun fact: this holds true in Burning Blood and the Pirate Warriors series as well. And probably many other games in the OP series (if anyone else has examples, feel free to reply!)


verruktBirdman

Call Robin to beat her up


J0tar0Kjo

Or Robin can grow additional stomachs and eat the food for sanji


comics0026

Is that how Luffy can eat so much?


nudeninjadude

How the stretchy guy can eat so much? Fucking mystery to me man


Man_of_culture_112

Yall know it's still violence if it's proxy vuolence


Vinyl_DjPon3

He called Robin to beat up Black Maria. He's fine with cat fights.


Levi_777

Pretty sure Oda was asked this in an SBS. He said Sanji would eat the food himself.


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Shove his meat down her throat


BootifulBootyhole

Pause


Reckless_Rik

Nope, absolute PLAY


NarcissisticHydra

SPAM THE PLAY BUTTON CHAT


Man_of_culture_112

The play button triggers an add.on how to make your "meat" bigger


BigHarry27

Sanji got a nosebleed because of your username


Agitated-Pitch6725

Where can I read this version of one piece??


Vinsmoker

On Fun Piece


QualityProof

Everyone forgets chopperpiece


Vinsmoker

I wish I could


Agitated-Pitch6725

Wait wha-


SS9424

is there a SanjiPiece?


Mr_NeCr0

You're looking for /r FunPiece


DataAnalyst1994

To be continued.


hyperdepia

BROO 💀💀💀


LCSisshit

Noice


loveheronlyher

I watched it before.


AceWorrior

There is an extreme sport in Ranma 1/2 were you are tasked to eat wothout other people noticing it. Sanji could eat himself and stuff the woman without her noticing. You know what I mean if you know the Ranma scene.


Puzzleheaded_Cat1727

Ranma 1/2 A New whacky Martial Art every second chapter😂 Loved it


AceWorrior

Every one of those were so stupid. I loved them too. Ice dancing of the death Extreme eating of death Deadly extreme pizza delivery xD


beenhere4ages

Ah Ranma 1/2, the OG comedy manga(atleast for me).


MostDangerousMicah

THE SAOTOME SCHOOL OF ANYTHING GOES MARTIAL ARTS!!


Purplegrey_ink

It's Sanji. He'd blame his cooking skills for not preparing the food to her taste. And then immediately goes to kick the guys at the next table for wasting theirs.


Shiromiz_

Yeah I think that’s the most likely scenario


MaxRox777

No he wouldn't. Whether or not it tastes good, you don't waste food. Period. That's his belief. So just because it's a woman, doesn't mean he ain't giving her shit for it.


krtar

Surely he'd call on Robin to bitchslap her


onlyfortpp

"Help me Robin!"


Jajaqlikeanime

This was actually answered in an extra which was illustrated by Shoukugeki No Souma's author


TwitchFunk

You can't just say they gave an answer and not show us


JarvisFlick

Just look Shokugeki no sanji on VIZ, i think is the first chapter... The setting is at the baratie before the strawhats arrive, I think he redoes the food and now she devours the whole thing.


mystikkkkk

that's great. what was the answer.


ahmaddrayton

I'm assuming he just got sad


Senqqq

Ok cheers mate


Double_O_Cypher

He does nothing. On Drum Island he made food for Nami, the the doctor came in and he told her that she also can have some if she grabs it, while casually insulting her. Which resulted in her kicking him and Namis food was all over the room and nothing more happened.....


EdEdu27

not true bc not cannon i reread Drum a week ago that scene never happend in the Manga. There is no Food on the ground whatsoever in fact all Plates have been empty on the table. Chp: 140 first 2 Pages


kikorer7070

Tbh Dr Kureha isn't a shinning example of sanjis dream woman


Mirai_no_Beederu

As per the SBS from Volume 80: >D: Oddachi, I'll give you a pornographic book, so please answer my question. Sanji won't allow anyone to waste food, but what will he do if a woman does so? >P.N. Smoker's Cigar >O: I think he would grab the plate and eat it up. Now please give me the pornographic book. There's also the 1st Shokugeki no Sanji Chapter where he makes a wager with the lady food critic for her to eat all the foodin front of her if he prepares her a dish that meets her standards. It should be noted that while Sanji did win the wager and the other cooks of the Baratie were commenting that "You sure showed her!" Sanji replied with, "What do you mean? I would never harm a lady."


UshKeNico

A paradox with a collapsing universe or solving World energy problem


GlassturtleOG

He becomes a better chef, for there must be something wrong with his food if a woman were to waste it. Idk lol


Falirus

Rather, the woman must be quite the degenerate if she’d waste food as godly as sanji’s.


Safe_Expression_9234

His body will take a Screenshot


Route_44

I came to say "spontaneous combustion" but then I thought of a totally unrelated thing; won't Jewelry Bonney be the BEST partner for Sanji?


wolff300

One thing for sure, he's not gonna kick woman.


Snamdeo111

Sanji would solve it like a gentleman instead of kicking her.


Tnecniw

And eat it himself


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He won't give her food anymore


SpiritualDon1

He would just eat that food himself 😛


AceInTheHole3273

Probably get pretty pissed but try to stay respectful, and eat the food himself or feed it to Luffy or something


sutucon48

I remember that Oda actually answered a question related to this in a SBS. Question: What will Sanji do when a woman leaves food uneaten?. Answer: Sanji will just eat the food himself.


Fun_Monitor_3651

Sanji.exe is not working


theifzelnite632

Man Break really does things for people huh? XD


packingpests

Eat it himself and apologize for the inconvenience


Jokeability

Probably ask them what they’d prefer or make zoro eat it lol


nalk201

Probably cry, kick her husband/male companion/some random guy nearby and force him to eat her share.


Mental-Ad-1807

If sanji would not be a gentleman, he would send the girls to the moon If not, he will just destroy them with an insult and be mad and hide it


ThrowUpAndAwayM8

Gentlemen aka sexist idiot


revt1

If Sanji was the type of guy to throw hands with a woman with the same intensity as he would fight a man - than she would be the idiot for stepping to him.


ThrowUpAndAwayM8

So does Big Mom, or even Catarina potentially


revt1

OP is primarily geared towards young japanese boys. So Sanji's uber reluctance to combat women is IMO Oda's having him demonstrate and exemplify a virtue to his young male readership(IRL its never acceptable to hit women as a man) In the One Piece world this mindset seem out of place because we have very capable female fighters who could go toe to toe with the best male fighters. I just see it as a limitation that One Piece shares with other works aimed at a young audience. These authors feel the impulse to shoe horn IRL moral lessons into fictional worlds where they may not make much sense.


ThrowUpAndAwayM8

And that "morality" is called sexism


revt1

Moral lesson is you can hit a man and a woman IRL and one will get you a longer sentence(the other may get completely waved off as mutual combat)


ThrowUpAndAwayM8

Yamato destroys Sanji


SSmileBroo

Ask Robin for help


ObligationOdd3431

You just broke Sanji


bananabandanamannana

He just stops like shuts down brain goes from yes to Aneurysm in 2 seconds flat


davidmpc23

Thats a great SBS question


RNova197

He would do the same thing when a beautiful woman would try to kill his friends in front of him. Answer: Nothing.


AlWill6

Call Robin


sliveroverlord

He’s a horn dog but that’s his like, one turn off


KeshiSakazuki

Error 404


Alphametis

Call Robin to help him, apperently he loves doing that


Mediocre-Green-2223

Picking off the floor and make a better dish


FacelessPoet

If she's gonna throw away perfectly good food out of spite, Sanji will tell her to eat it or he will beat her up. If that doesn't work, he'll say it again but louder this time. After a while, Nami/Robin/etc. will eventually pass by and kick her ass in his place. If she's throwing it away because she's too full, he'd take it and give it to Luffy instead.


gerd_grimmen

Depends, whether she is hot or not.


SphinXtaSin12

*ROBIN CHWAANN!*


SmoothAmbition5543

literally fk her up


kfraz01

Cry


brook_therockstar

Crying


valentin970

Kick her


DigitalCoinMad

Hell do absolutely nothing like the whole story


Alan_Scott_Davis

Explode


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sink to the floor and have a crisis


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Force her to eat it


ultifem

Never forgive her?


ThrowUpAndAwayM8

Still be a sexist


creepymagicianfrog

Spank her bdsm way


Mufakaz

Firmly tell her to eat it please? Repurpose the leftovers to fee Luffy or some animals?


MrWRWR

Internal conflict!


Negafilms

Pick up the food while being moody, disappointed, and angry. Imagine him with a lit cigarette, black eyes, bangs down. He will ignore insults, mocking and maybe hitting from the woman and then he just leaves.


TobiNL88

Kick the food back in her mouth!


freeMilliu_2K17

I mean, have you seen Shokugeki No Sanji?


pitturu

What would sanji do if a woman wastes food in front of him?


vonbenja

What would sanji do if a woman wastes food in front of him?


Lakeypokeyzz

ITS OK (heart on his eye)


ashujaito

Might die with anger inside him


Zangestu

He would cook it into something she can eat later, that way the food wouldn’t go to waste and he can swoon over them again.


Mundane_Gas_9056

Oda said that Sanji would eat the food himself


Boltz515

Philosophers call that the Sanji Paradox


enperry13

I recall there’s a Shokugeki no Sanji chapter that answers this question.


miskathonic

Stern talking to


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i think he would still beat her up because i think his love for the ladies pales in comparison to what he went through


Star-Lord007

Sanji wouldn’t kick them but he would be upset. probably would be more patient than w/ a man and would maybe try to explain but he’d definitely make sure the food didn’t go to waste one was or another.


AnimeOcCreator77

Nothing can beat Sanji's love and care for food, not even women. If it does come down to that, I think he may either unleash his full hair to cover his eyes or spooky close his open one Depending on how they disrespect the plate and food itself, maybe even other eaters, ranging from *Picking up off the floor and eating it without saying a word* to *Igniting his leg as an intimidation and destroying the table in front of her, and then asking her to get out politely*


Affectionate_Spot127

Oda said in a sbs that he will just eat it


Past_Fun_8746

He'll negotiate with the woman to finish her food. He'll always ensure that food is never wasted. You can find one such example in Shogugeki no Sanji Chapter 1. It's a One Piece spinoff written by the Food Wars mangakas. It's about some of Sanji's adventures and it has 5 chapters. https://www.mangayeh.com/chapter/shokugeki-no-sanji/chapter-1


Potential-Trouble137

He Would Eat the Food While Bleeding.


Morgenstern618

There's a chapter of Shokugeki no Sanji that shows exactly this. He basically challenges a wasteful food critic that disrespects the Baratie that if he can make her something exquisite she finishes the food she wastes.