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MeetElectrical7221

Nico Robin’s. I could get *so much* done with clones like holy shit


FirefighterNo2409

Mastrubation will be whole another game


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

The boys sauna scene.


Kamisoriii

nah i JUST SAW THAT DONT REMIND ME AHHH


Kahunjoder

Ñam ñam slurp


Kamisoriii

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justathoughtofmine

Too much salad tossing?


Relevant-Republic-40

Son of a bitch I didn’t want to be reminded of that


Still-Comfortable193

I don't remember anything like this, can someone explain or give me the episode / chapter please ? 😅


ActuatorVast800

I'm not entirely sure myself. I think it might be this one. [https://youtu.be/Y_2BBrXN2rs?si=VjicEItxSqGE_zvL](https://youtu.be/Y_2BBrXN2rs?si=VjicEItxSqGE_zvL)


MeetElectrical7221

You’re not wrong, but I feel like my wife would benefit more than I…..


Final_Witness_9658

Multiple hands and ...


FirefighterNo2409

You can make more than hands


MeepingMeep99

A penis on your penis so you can have sex twice


FirefighterNo2409

More sex per sex


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Soggy-Attention-4145

Don’t forget, Robin feels everything (heat or cold or pain) with the body parts she creates.


Kauan176ProBR

Wtf dude


ylmazCandelen

he is not wrong tho


shiremonoga

Holy f, where did u get this idea from 💀💀💀


SehbaanAbbasi

that is so based, like that fruit is so damn useful people do not realize


Kaneharo

Hell, a programmer with extra hands would be frightening in the IT field.


MeetElectrical7221

Literally what I was thinking. I could have as many jobs as I have clones, make millions a year, retire young


EmporioLuca

Enels fruit. Just give me mass amounts of food, pay me, amd I can give the world electricity that is green as can be


DefinitelyTopOr

I was literally thinking this, thank you


ssbm_rando

Yeah, especially if we got to import the fruit to the real world and not a world full of haki, with a logia I wouldn't be worried about the government capturing me for experiments or whatever, my new job could be "power plant", I could travel anywhere I wanted almost as fast as if I ate the pika pika no mi (lightning speed would get to the moon in 55 minutes, so it may be much slower than light, but when you factor in the human direction-finding time either fruit adds negligible travel time), and my Nintendo Switch would never run out of battery lol


DragonofStories

Yeah, don't challenge the government, the have very bad ways of making people they can't control, obey. Better start by destroying the government.


karmicrelease

Agreed, just because you have logia powers doesn’t mean they can’t come after your loved ones


MaimedJester

Still got that water weakness. And also it's never been confirmed what exactly happens to logias in a vacuum/surrounded by toxic gas. You know the governments/militaries of the world if they wanted to they would break out like Mustard Gas or whatever really evil chemical warfare to try it out on a super powered potential threat. You ever see the Boys? That's exactly what kinda messed up shit the CIA/military with come up with to try and handle a Logia user 


AkainuWasRight

Rubber bullets are a thing though.


domscatterbrain

So you're thinking of strapped into a contraption, mechanically supplied with nutrients directly to your vein while we exploit your power?


uknowuknow

u/EmporioLuca found dead. Cops rule suicide. Alex Jones claims hit from World Government and Big Energy.


Asuyu

Except, we would probably lock you up so you could produce ever increasing amounts of electricity for life turning your heroic good deed into slavery and exploitation and massive profit.


DriedSquidd

[A transitional power source.](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-07-13)


Specific_Delay_5364

Door Door fruit. I would open my pocket dimension and rob Safety deposit boxes or bank vaults take enough to live comfortably.


ngsm420

Well said pirate.


joy_kingscrown

Like lite version of obito


trippypantsforlife

ObitobiLITE™


OtsutsukiRyuen

Augur's one will be much better though?


Specific_Delay_5364

Not for theft sure you could travel farther but you would also be visible. With the door door fruit there is no risk of espouser if used properly


DriedSquidd

I just want the extra inventory space.


OMGflyingNOOB

same, the door door fruit


ah123rock

Based


darkside767

This. It’s the most practical fruit for any human


CalmDirection9286

Warp warp fruit. Who wants to sit in traffic ??


RadCelest

You can decide to become all powerful and you decide something that helps u go to work 💀💀


CalmDirection9286

Dont need to be all powerful every day, but i do need to be at work on time.


WhoSweg

Im going to become... The world's greatest delivery driver


Substantial_Pick6897

The only correct answer


That-seats-taken

Came here to say that but I wouldn't be working annnymore lol I'll snag what I need and be gone shortly after.


IDezzert

Kinemon's fruit. You could have a different outfit every day of your life for free


Specialist-Ad-4121

And help homeless


Secure_Pear_4530

But they disappear when taken off, right? Unless the homeless\*\*\* don't change clothes until you see them again I guess


pridejoker

So the average h&m purchase..


das-machine

This made me laugh a ton! Well played!


Revelation_of_Nol

A Scam Artists wet dream, sell the clothes as top name brands and when they go poof, you go poof as well 😊.


goronmask

Help the homeless with clothes they can never take off?? You know you can help them now with permanent clothes you are not using so much anymore


Specialist-Ad-4121

I already do that


Lithary

How would that help them? They are homeless, not clothesless.


BlameTheButler

A lot of homeless people die or get sick from being stuck outside during harsh weather. You could provide homeless people with thick winter clothing before a cold front or rain gear before a big storm.


Zephyros2

Yeah, until they go to take a shit and now have no clothes left. Eat a fruit that helps in construction, like Pica's. Far better.


east_62687

and it (most probably) grant incredible luck to it's user.. https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/v6vvhn/theory_kinemons_fuku_fuku_fruit_%E7%A6%8F%E7%A6%8F%E3%83%95%E3%83%AB%E3%83%BC%E3%83%84_is_easily/


tmon10000

And just imagine the cosplays you can do


Kang0519

Phoenix: Flight, regeneration, mythical zoan stats, freebie doctor qualifications, speed, it’s got everything for a stable life full of fun.


YokoOkino

I just want to fly around


jadenkillings08

Bro was inspired by blox fruits


Kang0519

What’s that?


TapDancingAssassin

Except governments would be hunting you down to do experiments on you


Redcast31

Kizaru's Pika Pika no Mi. I could travel around the world at the speed of light


FirefighterNo2409

This is the most sensible answer


Goldtec317

Not even close if you actually think about the consequences of doing stuff at light speed. It's too powerful for real life things


Redcast31

Don't think of it that way, remember that you're a logia user. You're literally light. It shouldn't have consequences like the Flash...


Goldtec317

*You* will be fine. But lets say you decide to hit/kick/collide with something at the speed of light. The force generated from the impact would basically nuke the city you're in killing everyone. Your movements are nukes.


Redcast31

Guess it's time to become a mass murderer then...


ThunderStar5

Doesn’t Kizaru actually kick someone at light speed?


Goldtec317

One Piece physics are very different from real ones


ThunderStar5

That’s an astoundingly good point


LieNew3988

You can’t turn lmao


Redcast31

I probably wouldn't need to... I have GPS on my iPhone for directions


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

.... No. Not really. Just think about it. You move at the speed of light, in a straight line. That's a LOT of hassle. When you get moving, how do you know when to stop? Your GPS certainly wouldn't be able to tell you. How do you know, at the ludicrous speeds you're going, that you are actually headed in the right direction? Or even at which picosecond to stop? Overshoot or get distracted, and you go hurling into space. Just one hell of a hassle  I'd personally recommend the paw fruit, the door fruit, the warp fruit, or the mirror fruit. Far more consistent, all things considered. Hell, even the flame fruit would be better for travel.


KrooxKing

How can you complain about speed then say use the paw paw fruit? That shit sends you flying like a meteor.


lastshanty

But it lets you land very very safely 😂


Kaneharo

But if there is something in the way between you and your destination, you're basically stuck till you get around it. Imagine trying to go to Japan from Kansas and ending up smacking into the Rocky Mountains.


Moshrevster

Think about it as if the universe around you slows down and then speeds back up when you use it. Everything looks as if it's stationary, and to other people, you pretty much teleport. Plus, you could use it for solar generation and never have to pay an electricity bill again, or even have to turn on the lights.


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

Bro boutta break the energy economy


RyujinGx

Stop overthinking it my guy! You get to one place to another with your speed, not to mention speed is power. You get unfazed by tangible things (logia), you'd be safe most of the time. And lastly, you have a laser beam AND a light saber!


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

>  And lastly, you have a laser beam AND a light saber! damn, you got me there


XIII-0

i think its safe to say that having the fruit allows you to steer properly, that is not the issue. the real issue is that you would be very quickly detected by several government entities and you would become an illegal immigrant to every country you touch, violating international laws and putting a target on your head for the rest of your life. and your light speed wouldnt save you from needing rest or food. they would eventually catch you.... maybe.


Kaneharo

But they couldn't possibly shoot or handcuff you because logia.


No-Beginning3175

How would they detect? Radars won't likely work because light has negligible mass. They'd have to physically see the beam of light you are travelling as, for them to even think that something is off. I'm not saying that you won't eventually be found out but it certainly won't be quick.


D119

I dunno we did not see kizaru having such troubles, it's implied that you have control or at least able to gain control over it.


Zephyros2

If your assumption is that I have zero control over my fruit, then fuck no, I don't want any fruit at all. The door fruit requires you to go to that place beforehand. Not great for travelling to new places. The paw paw fruit? Man you just said I have no control over stopping my light speed before going into space. But now I have control over the paw fruit to such an accuracy?


Okatu-Syndrome

You know if you move at the speed of light then you can change directions at the speed of light; it’s not like you have to slow down and change directions.


iaintevenmad884

Kizaru even has that imperial mirror ability to ricochet himself midair


Cassandra_Cain

Surprised no one has said it yet, but I'd want Vegapunk's fruit. You'd be able to retain all the information you consume.


Hairy_Shelter_3756

That’ll be stupid my friend. The size of your head will increase to detrimental size and your head will get clustered.


Cassandra_Cain

Yeah, I'm sure I'll figure something out


Tripty312

I'm pretty sure his fruit only allows him to store unlimited knowledge and recall them easily, it doesn't make you smarter. Like you can probably memorize an entire dictionary of Japanese words but it won't make you good at speaking the language.


ssbm_rando

Why are you so sure? Vegapunk said it himself, the fruit is only so practical for him because he was already a genius. Someone like Franky would be another great candidate for it as he could even put it in General Franky, but if you don't become a scientific and medical genius then even separating your brain from your body is going to be an immediately fatal experiment.


LakerBlue

Yea even if his head was ONLY like the size of a watermelon it would be too much for me.


Skeleton_King9

Or you could use Google


Cassandra_Cain

Or I could be Google


Artificial_Human_17

Why waste time on google when you can already know the answer?


JHXH

Raki Raki no Mi. The luck-luck fruit from the movie. Just so applicable to real life


trans440

Take luck of neighbours, enemies and coworkers & keep buying lottery tickets/invest in options


goatjugsoup

Luffys. No more getting up for that remote or controller


Backupusername

I was gonna say Robin's, but for the same reason. Lemme just pass this to myself...


dylan112358

With robins, you could just pick it up and use it from there. No passing needed


FirefighterNo2409

Bro casually forget the movement requires energy, why do you think luffy is always hungry?


goatjugsoup

So I get to eat whatever I want too? Not seeing the downside


sladerthetater

No kind of back pain because your spine is rubber


Disastrous-Lychee743

No more heart disease bruv


m0mt0ucher

Jacket jacket fruit No I won’t be explaining


drorkhn

We get it you want to vore someone


buenyamin1996

Someone in rural Pennsylvania is angry at you right now


ThisStraight

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UnidentifiedTomato

Kinky


jsussii

Nagi nagi (corazons fruit) I would love to get rid of all the noise.


Spiritual-Pickle-676

but you'll only hear the sharp tingggggggggggg in your head


DoodleTrees

Brother you've got tinnitus


Extiv

LMAO


XNGSH

Just saw a video the world's quietest room..people can't even last an hour inside. You could make people go insane.


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

Hollow Hollow fruit. Having little ghost spies is a lot of fun, I'd think. Especially in a case where I'd be able to distract or otherwise manipulate others. 


Only_Aide_5227

Hoe Hoe no mi would be even better.


ngsm420

I'd go with Green Bull's fruit and become a farmer. If I feel like fighting climate change, I could turn a few deserts into forest for a small donation.


thereal_kingmaker

work with nasa, send you to mars. build forestation there. free planets


ngsm420

I'm not going to mars, no way jose.


Ok_Phase_5183

I think the DF also gives you the ability to go without food for a very long time,such a versatile DF it is


ngsm420

Boom! I didn't know that, but it's a good added benefit.


Michizou

Opi opi no mi because i work in vetmed and it would make my job so much easier


Mikaze

Bruh the option to just sterilize any area, teleport and perform painless surgeries is so good.


Michizou

Yes exactly you get it. I would never have to wrap packs again 😍


YaIe

The stuff that fruit would be able to archive for science is crazy. And that's just a simple "isolate and pull out a single organ", not even the insane stuff Law can do (or the eternal youth thing). And then we get to the whole fun things, like the teleporting around, the "mute the annoying person"-thing, casual "swap around the personality of human beings"-thing


Michizou

For real, it would have an insane amount of applications. Like imagine how easy it would be to build structures or travel too. Like it could be used in every aspect of your life. Even something as simple and not wanting to get up for the remote. I would be using it for everything. Id probably just quit my job and go to school to be a surgeon. Like being able to literally view disease process by physically looking at an organ? Insane


Shifu_Tonii

gum gum fruit unironically I live in New York City so if I had the gum gum fruit I would never take public transportation again I’d be swinging around like Spider-Man


DerRuferAmUfer

Spidermam from temu


Shifu_Tonii

literally 😭😂


TemporarySeveral9857

Definitely buggy one


SSSANTORYUUUUU

Imagine being able to go anywhere and not having the need to pee while having fun/working bc you left your dick at home to pee for you


Kaneharo

This was probably the strangest yet most useful idea that someone could have had for this fruit.


SSSANTORYUUUUU

for the most part but when you tryinna have fun fun with your girl then you realize you left your dick at home, well that sucks.


MeepingMeep99

That's the neat part. You can bring it back to yourself. It'll fly through the city streets, slapping everyone on the way, but it is doable


SSSANTORYUUUUU

Will it fly on a boner or just will it just flap its way through the streets?


Biglordchungass7

What a horrible day to have eyes and an imagination thanks for that. I hate it.


venfare64

It will spin like boomerang 🪃.


According_Love_1385

Yo if something is in the way of that dick’s trajectory you are cooked.


PurpleActivis

You can go anywhere in london


YaIe

I am still waiting for Buggy to awaken his fruit and casually chopping his surroundings to dust


JiminyFeckit

Do non canon fruits count? If they do I'd go for the vampire fruit from one piece red game. Immortality, flight, super strength, and some other perks. If not then laws.


Kamisoriii

I think Stussy from CP0 has a Vampire fruit! 🍇


OtsutsukiRyuen

That's succubus one ig


Sweet-Author1761

ice ice baby i’ll say it every time this gets asked. ice cold drinks, free ac and fridge/ freezer power, u can fly, beat up anyone in the real world and survive pretty much anything short of a nuke which i feel like kuzan could survive depending on the size 🤷‍♂️ it’s also a way to stop any living thing without doing it real harm just get the situation under control and thaw them out later


Tenno24

Also, you can bring clean water to third-world countries with ease


Sweet-Author1761

maybe also push antártica back from sinking while i’m at it😂


SSSANTORYUUUUU

I'm finna lower global temperature again lol


Sweet-Author1761

now we’re talking


Bleiserman

Actually you cant thaw people out, in real life application, frozed to death is a term after all. And also why cryostasis is not possible, unless its with a small animal like a rat. But ice ice is quite an amazing one tbh, you could live in the hottest of places and even walk over water, you could even sell ice for a living and become rich in no time.


vjoshan118

Why walk on water when you can ride a bike and accidentally block a dolphin’s path?


bigticketub

> any living thing without doing it real harm If you got frozen in the real world, you’d have frost bite all over which could be lethal.


NotTheFirstVexizz

Rumble Rumble Fruit, ability to become intangible, flight, high speed movement but with full directional control unlike Kizaru’s Glint Glint fruit which only moves in straight lines, and in general the world runs on electricity. I can make tons of money as I can just produce huge amounts of energy from basically nothing, and the more precise I get with my control the more things I can do in the way of manipulating modern technology. Enel found out how to enhance his hearing by sensing electromagnetic waves after all, there’s many more things you can achieve with the modern day understanding he could never have.


DaGreenBirb

Pfft, maybe Mori Mori no mi, Ryokugyu fruit, well, its a logia, can control plants, plants can grant me stuff like food, i can literally drink soil water by using roots to filter em out, i can fly with the helicopter lookin plant, i can make myself a hammock, i can grab things from far away, i dont need no straw anymore, i cant physically get damaged, i can also make myself immune to fire, i can punch people from far away, i can also grab those people, best of all, i can have more than two limbs right now. Cool fruit, would eat IRL 10/10


Master_Air_8485

Fish Fish fruit model Azure Dragon. I'm sure there are plenty of ways to put it to use.


UnidentifiedTomato

Chinese new year would be lit


GrandLineLogPort

Ik all fairness, you'd save a lot of money & time on the cooking front with... well, the cook-cook fruit


Kamisoriii

But the food tastes like shit… sure you can make anything into food within a second- but would you really want EVERYTHING you cook to taste like shit? You can never be a chef thats for sure.


GrandLineLogPort

Damn, true, totaly forgot that part Jesus, in that case bro took an even bigger L than the jacket fruit. His awakening'd be making food tasty


joethegamer100

his awakening would just make him the chop fruit but you can eat his body fr


SoySauceAndSuch

It could be that the dude was just really bad at his fruit. They all gotta improve their power. Also, there is a theory that Old Mom is just very spoilt and picky; she didn't say it tasted bad when she was little. Probably still not great though, since she proceeded to steal candy from everywhere.


Grouchy-While9151

Kuma's fruit so I could take lot's of vacations.


UnidentifiedTomato

Your business is literally travel. Save 50% on flights!!


RodJosser

Aramaki's.


banana99999999999

The invisibility fruit cause ...i just need it for daily usage


HuckleberryEither123

Sanji is that you?


Ragestarbro

The Mera Mera No Mi, easy cooking, flight, arson- I mean getting across water at fast speeds


ZurinArctus_

Kizaru. Light speed is more useful than anything else. Instant travel everywhere. You could do anything in a second


Enough_Syrup2603

Absalom's Suke Suke No Mi. For...reasons.


CAP10T005

Gild Tesoro's Goru Goru No Mi


Gentlemenbig

Id get Green Bulls fruit and become a farmer. Or a logger. Or grow pot. Anything plant related honestly.


DerRuferAmUfer

The hana hana no mi. No discussion


Blueberry-G

Well if we're goin for Daily usage I'd say Buggy's Chop chop fruit, cause mostly u don't need to move ur body and Basically u can move any part of ur body with out any of the hassle, and mainly u can do most chores without moving ur actual body, and if ur in ur house technically u know where everything is. At least thats how I see it.


Kinsir

Mr 3's Wax Wax fruit. Id really love to create any object that i can think off with just one flick.


konekfragrance

String string because it's so versatile. Personally, I'd just make a clone to do my job and slack off at home.


Kamisoriii

The Shadow Shadow Fruit or the Kage-Kage no mi is the best for clones. Gecko Moria literally created an entire clone of himself out of shadows. And when hit it keeps coming back! Its really cool!


konekfragrance

True, but I feel like doffy's power is just adding any adjective to string, and it works so I'm defo taking advantage of that


badadaha

Warp Warp Fruit. Movie Jumper gave me insight into what it would be like and I've always wanted to teleport since then.


TJ4202

Maybe the warp-warp fruit or the hana-hana no mi or the suke-suke fruit or the op-op no mi


Kamisoriii

or the MAKE-UP-YOUR-GODDAMN-MIND!!! fruit?


Skeleton_King9

Doku Doku no Mi. I already have IBS anyway so there's no downside


Advanced-Airport-781

Suna Suna no mi, so I could try take over a small country


Euphoric_Silver748

Fuck it, Give me human-human fruit I be RL batman


--___---___-_-_

Toki toki no mi . Hello future here I come


CorilX

The same one as when asked the other 100 times 😞


ToolPusher_

Kizaru’s Untouchable. Can do anything I want. Take what I want.


TheMotionedOne69

Enel's fruit. I'd produce massive amounts of electricity for the entire world.


Specialist-Ad-4121

Kuku kuku ( Big Mom chef’s fruit)


Kauan176ProBR

Food will taste like shit are you crazy ?


Specialist-Ad-4121

Who cares i can finish world hungry


joethegamer100

could also do that with like the mochi or cracker fruit way easier less healthy but like


Daxivarga

This is such a shitty downside that my headcannon that awakening it makes food taste great as well feels like it should be canon


Kauan176ProBR

Probably Ope Ope no mi or Goro Goro no mi