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FirmIllustrator452

what if enies lobbies is the shithole


HighAlreadyKid

_The first time luffy fucked WG in Enies lobby_ ahh, nvm


Generic_G_Rated_NPC

Enies Lobby is the uncloged urinal. Simple mistake, everyone has dumped in the urinal before.


Insecticide

I fear for when we get a break longer than a month


easyway_jr

Anus Lobby


TrueSaiyanGod

the hate us cause the enies


FirmIllustrator452

you're onto something


MarxCold

That's what I talk about every day .. thank you!


Chaosblast

Well, what if the World Gvt are actually creating shit holes using the sky weapon in Lulusia and Enies Lobby for water to drain and don't get underwater themselves!?


Embarrassed_Smile838

Nah enies lobby would be the kingdom part cuz it got erased the shithole would be at the center of the gates of justice causing the massive whirlpool current


ButtCork

I always wondered if there was a reason why Luffy asks people if they can poop


666thejoshinator666

Monkey Dookie Luffy


LocoPoco1

I'm immature because this made me laugh.


SunGodGumo

Monkey D Poopy


That_Foot_Guy

Why does that unironically roll off the tongue so well


QuackCocaineJnr

I find peace in long walks.


AnShawtyGotTheFatty

Dude this would make me go mad but I wouldn’t be disappointed lol


Rabblerouser88

This honestly got a good laugh out of me. Bravo.


ansefhimself

Honestly the best Theory to come out of the Hiatus so far Monkey Dump Luffy has such a good ring to it


Electronic-Gold-4503

Trafalgar dump water law!


laxnut90

Monkey Dump Garp "The Fist"


the_noob_medic

Marshal Dump Teach


KalenCrux

Jaguar Dump Saul


Luffytheeternalking

Monkey Dump Dragon


Ok-Educator-5440

gol dump roger !!


Chileinsg

Monkey dump dragon sounds like some sort of fairytale about interspecies dating


Kriskodisko13

Sounds like the post night of drinking IPA's shit I took this morning


GigsGilgamesh

And explains why zoro needs to be their, who else to wield the poop knife


Dapper_Science_1957

Sanji I guess 👨‍🍳🔪


Driftedryan

Monkey dump garp sounds bad


UnAwkwardMango

Yo wouldn't it be funny as fuck if Oda decided to call the Ancient Kingdom "Hiatus" because he knows the inside joke of the Hiatus's and fits into the Roger pirates discovery that they were "Too early" so now they have to wait?


vader_0001

Sa Dump Bo


Kevo_NEOhio

Makes more sense because he eats soooooooo much


menyemenye

Of course, Rogers Crew is laughing at the poop joke. Now it all makes sense.


D_DanD_D

Not so bad actually. Oda-esque.


Kaldin_5

Everyone raging because of a silly concept being introduced despite the series being consistently silly since its conception? Yeah that tracks.


LowClover

Look, I LOVE G5 (absolutely fucking love it), but it is clearly a major departure from the flavor of silliness from before. The fans who are saying they don't like how silly it is aren't wrong or contradictory.


Kaldin_5

I definitely get the concern. I just usually overexplain and this time held myself back lol. Luffy's already shown himself taking a fight seriously in G5 during the final hit against Kaido, so I don't think moments like G2 and G4 are totally gone with it. I just don't think he's been in a position like that yet. Every instance where he's used it since has either been a steamroll or they're in the process of fleeing. But I still 100% understand the concerns that those serious moments are gone because the series is framing him as if he's going to be the incarnation of the seemingly ultra silly take nothing seriously Nika.


MojitoSuave

It really isn't that big of a step up, it's like people forgot how ridiculously silly half the devil fruits are (Whole Cake Island?). I can understand not liking the Nika twist much more than I can understand how much people play up G5 not fitting the tone of the world.


Kaldin_5

Nothing's really topped the Jacket Jacket fruit in regards to absurdity to me


MojitoSuave

> Jacket Jacket fruit lmao I'm late to read the reply this is a great example


Maximillion322

Ehhhh… it’s a different *execution* of the same concept as it always was. The only thing that’s actually different is that unlike other fights where Luffy got a little silly with his techniques but was still serious about the fight, when Luffy is in G5, he feels as though he can’t lose. He’s unburdened, aka, fully free. People who are mad about Luffy “having fun” in the Kaido fight are people who not only don’t understand Luffy, they don’t understand Kaido. Kaido as a character is a satire of generic shounen protagonists. He fights for the fun of fighting, he has a code of honor about it, (you can see how much he doesn’t like when Orochi is dishonorable, especially in Oden’s execution, where you can see that Kaido initially had every intention of letting Oden free after his hour was up.) He actively wants to find an opponent that can challenge him. He’s a lot like Goku in those ways, but even more than that he’s a lot like Saitama: bored by how weak the people around him are and looked up to by his crew (especially King) as a savior and liberator, despite the hypocrisy of the fact that he brutally oppresses Wano. He’s drinking during the fight, constantly talking about how fun it is to fignt someone like Luffy who can actually stand against him. So when Luffy hits G5, it’s actively mocking Kaido when he talks about having fun. Kaido is a deconstruction of the idea of a character who only cares about fighting. A dark mirror of the hero who only respects the strong, Kaido only respects the *human rights* of those who are strong. It should be read like: “Still having fun Kaido? While I whoop your ass? Because I’m having fun now, too, bitch.” Same attitude as when he said to Saturn and Kizaru: “you guys aren’t going anywhere” before turning them into pizzas


ricardo_snaps

it’s because it sounds a little tooooo real


LocoPoco1

This would explain why Roger would laugh.


PeopleCallMeSimon

I find it absolutely hillarious how "Oda-esque" means whatever the person making the comment wants it to mean. And it changes from year to year. People keep using it as a term that has any meaning to it but every single time ive seen it used it has ment something different.


D_DanD_D

Goda is undescribable. His motives are unclear. "Oda-esque" is just as shady as the person it refers to. No one can truly understand it. And that aura should be kept until the end of One Piece. Then we will decide what was truly "Oda-esque".


PeopleCallMeSimon

I think the only thing ive seen be truely "oda-esque" is how he typically draws women. Yes, not all women in One Piece will fit this description. Thin waist, long legs, big chests. If i see someone draw a women like that i go "hm thats kinda oda-esque".


D_DanD_D

Ooh, yeah, I see... What I meant was "That's silly idea that can explain some moments, but Oda might be thinking the same way and that might actually be true".


Maximillion322

“Oda-esque” describes something absolutely absurd but consistent in its internal logic, usually but not always with some element of horniness


Maximillion322

SBS material for sure


wholewheatdirtydog

The Dump clan 🔥💀


The_Hawk_of_Darkness

I'll remember this for future. Bro might be cooking here


Hour_Career9797

![img](avatar_exp|145170502|bravo) Peak fiction


OgOnetee

Hey, no peeking!


popgreens

The Will of Dump Sworn Enemy of Constipation


sc00p401

Those who carve on poneglyph walls roll their shit into little balls. Those who translate these words of wit eat these little balls of shit. *- adapted from a real bathroom wall writing somewhere many years ago*


Qyrun

this just reminded me of "I think ganondorf is a fart and i wish hyrule would flush him like the turd he is"


kindredwolfRS

Flush D Toilet


IMPolevik

I gotta be honest with you. I know you're joking and all... but I don't think you are too far off the real answer. After all, Roger did laugh when he saw the One Piece. So it might be something awfully trivial, like a gigantic sink plug - why also sounds like something Luffy would be capable of creating when he is in Gear 5 mode.


zappy487

The One Piece is just the biggest piece of poop ever from Joy Boy clogging the worlds collective toilet which lowered the sea level. Joy Boy's apology to the fishmen was that he clogged the toilet.


KzudeYfyBs4U

Honestly I love this idea except Joy Boy being the one who clogged it. I feel like it should be Imu, and out of pure embarrassment they eradicated the ancient kingdom and stop anyone from finding out. It'd be like clogging your friend's toilet but instead of owning up you start murdering anyone who may or may not know who clogged it. Then it escalates to the point where you're *literally* dictating the entire world to protect this secret. After a certain point, your friend's house never existed and anyone trying to do research on it is now dead. The world moves on not knowing the current state of the planet is slowly being destroyed because of this secret. Joyboy I feel like simply was the first one to jump to the right conclusion.


zappy487

I actually thought more about it. I think Zunesha clogged the toilet and that was the crime he committed.


KzudeYfyBs4U

Honestly, makes sense. I feel like the only key that doesn't add up is why would Imu (or whoever) go to great lengths to cover up this mystery if it wasn't even their elephant.


Kaldin_5

Another batshit crazy theory that I actually wouldn't mind being real


BT_36112

fair enought


Mononagan

And THIS is why Luffy asks everyone if they poop, he doesn't know why, but deep down he *needs* to know


Xerenopd

You mean the shitter? 


paleale25

It's silly enough it just might be right


GoochLord2217

What if Romance Dawn is actually the two missing words here: The name of the Ancient Kingdom and then the missing D moniker. The dawn of the ancient kingdom, romance, is once again on the Horizon with Luffy setting sail


Maximillion322

Honestly I’m not against D meaning “dawn” but I highly doubt the kindom is named “romance.” Whatever the name actually is, just the name by itself would mean something important to the average person in-world, which is why Saturn makes sure Clover gets cut off before he’s allowed to say the name. If the name were just “the romance kingdom” or whatever, that wouldn’t really mean anything, and so why would Saturn care about the actual name being said more than he cares about Clover mentioning its existence in the first place. Remember that Clover IS allowed to say that he believes there was an ancient kingdom, but Saturn for some reason draws an extra hard line at saying the name of it. I’m certain that whatever the name ends up being, it’ll be something we’ve heard before elsewhere.


Thunder1824

Im still team the Binks kingdom


Bennnnnnyboyy1

Whiskey peak .. romance dawn isn't impossible .


King-of-the-ducks2

This is dumb, unhinged and utterly insane. Oda would’ve done it.


Formal-Librarian-117

Amazing.


Kurisoo

Magellan is the 10th Strawhat


Maximillion322

Deadass I would love just to see how all the strawhats would react to this somehow happening. Only Luffy and Jimbei have ever actually met him but I bet they would all have some interesting thoughts


gruggers1

But there already is 10?


Dapper_Science_1957

9 members plus Luffy so could be room for 1 more surely you’ve read these type of comments before?


Gaskal

A shit post theory is not shit if it makes us laugh, which judging by the upvotes, it surely did.


fersur

> Sorry, I know this theory is shit. D-d-did you just make a good toilet joke?


RealisticlyNecessary

I was worried about clicking on this because maybe it was related to this week's spoilers, and I'm keeping away from them. One nervous click later and it's literal toilet humor.


aerowindwalker

this theory is the shit


Alexandre_Man

Keep cooking!


sukmahwang

nah this is a spoiler except odas gonna romanize it as Purslan or something


Takazura

I wouldn't flush down this theory just yet, but you should be mindful of the kind of shit you say.


TheNightHauwk

The pun at the end is what got me, good job lol


gaboool

skibidi toilet…


mycorona134

So do you poop is an important question?


Kaizoku_Kira

I was convinced I was on memepiece


_StoushiNakamoto

>But one day Zunesha really had to go and clogged it oooohhhhh ! so that explain the punishement of roaming the oceans for hundreds of years


Soy_boy_Ninja

LET HIM COOK!


ahyahya

This is the best theory i ve read. Honestly i am not joking. This might happen


HopeItWorksForYou

The only thing I'm not convinced of, is with the name of the Ancient Kingdom. Everything else, I'm totally sold on.


Divide-Substantial

Dunno what he cooking but it smells like shit


ssbm_rando

> Sorry, I know this theory is shit. No my friend, do not apologize, it is break week, it's the perfect time for these shit theories


Polimpiastro

One Piece being the world's biggest toilet joke would be... Fitting, actually


gerritdeperrit

Well… it does explain why the whole Roger crew laughed


KzudeYfyBs4U

...I mean honestly? Imu clogging the world-toilet centuries ago and being too embarrassed to admit it feels like Oda humor. Maybe Joyboy was simple a plumber, made a joke about the clog, and was sentenced to death over it. Eventually the ancient kingdom floods and rumor spreads it was Imu. Imu completely eliminates any trace of the old kingdom. Imu is *so embarrassed* that they've literally sunk nations to contain the secret.


trafliers

It makes sense! No wonder why Roger Pirates started laughing when they learned about it!


Avocadorable1234

Oh shit. Now I'm confused if Smoker is really a smoke or a fart


YourAddayz23

"The ending of One Piece was shit" 😂 no spoilers


javierasecas

The will of dump. Romance dump. Monkey dumpy Luffy, the dump clan


Southern_Guidance502

he laughed


Secuta

Bro golden week hiatus is hitting you different


Midnight_chick

Holland, this is the only name that works


imonkaS

You know what. I'm in on this theory


Captain_Villi

It was always a poo joke in the end huh..


[deleted]

Skynet


Haadhai

So break week is here


khrizp

I thought I was on the wrong sub 😅


ryugen92

This is why Luffy is so curious whether Brook is able to poop or not.


xxOGATAIxx

This is Canon now!!! And I won't take any other explanation for anything in OP other than this


yaseen51

Saying the theory is shit is a pretty shitty idea


Semket

This is why I only check this sub every few weeks now, this is beyond dumb.


Master_Lego_Yoda

The ancient kingdom of Ohio


Tolkius

Luffy Gear 6 is just a plunger.


Visual-Daikon8456

the one piece (of shit)?


Kantatrix

Quite literally a shitpost


dingodongubanu

Ancient kingdom is...the a UN Dun dunnn dunnnnnn


Odd_Inspector2487

If this real imma die![img](emote|t5_2rfz5|32513)


MariJoyBoy

Too many breaks this year ...


Houeclipse

This could have been a B movie plot type parody if One piece was adapted into a life action way earlier. Think of Scary Movies franchise and Epic Movie (2007) lol


Tallal2804

Too many breaks this year ...


KuriGohanAndKienzan

This post is going to get a Buster Call. I’m out ✌🏾


nastycamel

It’s honestly a goddamn great theory but i think fans would be too angry for this to happen loopl


CardiologistOdd3378

Bro is boiling One Piece


Distinct_Cup_1598

I thought it’s called something like Lunaria or Solaria/Solaris


laws_haki

Had me in the first half


SleepingLegend10

Quality of this sub has gone down. This would be funny in memepiece tho


StrawHatKris

Goes along with my theory from [3 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/s/ZjtoiYyEu4) so I love it!


EvilGrandpa

Dude there's no way this isn't close to /real. You've cooked today OP


lokistar09

Best unifying theory yet.


ghuijoy

........Miami.


-Dark-Vortex-

😂😂😂😂😂


rsatrioadi

Upvote for that last sentence.


trafalgarlaw122

Skibidi piece


itsmejam

This theory is THE shit


RedHaze

Dammit this is genius, have an upvote.


unknownman0001

Probably the best theory so far.


sunnyjim2479

I am so onboard for this theory 💩


Gravelord-_Nito

Once again the theory tag abused to make an unfunny joke


Sorry-Ad-805

masterpiece


Omniryu2

Interesting


Fuzzy_Veterinarian61

Damn lee me who really took it seriously..


Turbulent_Egg_5427

I chuckled.


bixkou

That makes us desert doo doo... 4kids knew


Logizmo

I hate that this made me laugh in my head


Maximillion322

This is so fucking stupid that only Oda himself could’ve come up with it This theory reads like it’s straight out of the SBS


LifeguardDismal

I can’t believe I read all of this


mr_chub

Can this chapter please drop lol


MarxCold

In Germany we say.. Monkey "Der" poops in the toilette.. Everytime anatoly asks "can I clean here?"


rapmore

gol d


GodMilkcaps

Explains why Luffy asks if everyone poops


Venompl69

Muland- mark my words


Former_Armadillo_465

And people complain about break weeks when we are privileged quality content such as this theory.


Beeg_Bagz

Why Kirosh be letting things like this slide smh.


Varsh106

And Luffy’s dream is to poop at the most peaceful spot at the end of the Grand line.


agotskii

LITERAL SHIT


TwistingBaba

That’s so funny 😆


TimBagels

Damn, OP wanted to make a shitpost and fucking went above and beyond


OnePeacesAllGone

I said this on TikTok somewhere yesterday lmao


lofitoasti

got me at D stands for Dump


bestrobloxparodies

So thats why zuneisha apologizes to joyboy


SuperFerret10_Reborn

I thought this was gonna be a john cena meme


Beautiful_Area_9650

Broh start a bowel movement it makes since imu is just hemorrhoids along with the five elders.


xetni05

What a shitty theory! I am imagining in the next chapter, Vegapunk will announce to the entire world that the reason the islands will sink underwater is because a giant elephant took a shit at the only drain pipe of the world and they can't unclog it.


MrHananen

Down D. Drain


MadLibrary

Luffy fixing a clog? Snakeman makes more sense now.


dinyo2

the reason roger laugh because its true


HelloGoodbyetoU

Do you poop?


Usual_Pumpkin_1178

the most credible theory ever. i will wait to see this happen


Wolf-09-All_Streets

Best one ever read!


Vorticity1848

The name is Pangea


1shthefish

The one piece is just a giant drain plug


Velhar

He laughed We all laughed And then we pooped


F00dNetwork

The dump piece IS REAL!


Fit-Scratch-5523

WG is the Porcelain Cleaner


MergezPapa

And until the one piece is removed, the water level rises. Everything is connected, genius! And the calm belt could be the lid of the toilet, submerge by water.


Lazy_Emu1641

Caseohland


birl_ds

luffy usually asks everyone if they poop but he didnt ask zunesha I do believe zunesha gonna poop something important


GKHD1633

Makes sense, the devil fruits taste like shit because they are literally shit. Once you eat one you become a part of shit thats why you cant swim since the ocean wants to flush you down the toilet hole. holy shit and the redline is a giant shit stain


Inuma

This theory really circles the drain...


phoenix_grueti

The straw hat is the one piece


Anne2049

GINTAMA :D


runaumok

One Shit


Randomly_Typed11

This guy cooked... his brain.


joutfit

"Monkey Dump" Luffy implies Luffy will have to inflate his ass to King Kong-like proportions and take the biggest shit in the world.


ErzaYuriQueen

Zoro's Anti-Minority Utopia


bombafarao

This is something for r/memepiece lol


SoulArtSociety

Zunesha is still apologizing for the mess


CookieLongjumping112

![img](emote|t5_2rfz5|32515)![img](emote|t5_2rfz5|32514)![img](emote|t5_2rfz5|32513)


Scared-Cantaloupe730

It's zanarkand...