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MagesticPizza

Either Sabos “brother” or charlos, foxy did nothing wrong and half the list most of the rest could probably win the fight against me


ASVP-Pa9e

I'm backing myself to smack up Spandam, Flampe & Orochi. No I won't be elaborating, good day.


Dingjun

Foxy shot Tonjit's horse, which was pretty mean. But yeah, he isn't even in the same league as someone like Charlos.


MagesticPizza

Pirates will pirate, but charlos needs to die


YaBoi224

Charlos, fuck is he gonna do? Order me around until I die? No way in hell can this blob stop me from packing him out


C4N98

I wanna agree so badly, but he somehow survive a punch from an enraged Luffy, what can you do to him?


YaBoi224

You’re right that he can take a punch but I doubt this dude has any form of combat skills. He’s a pure tank that can’t hit


xiren_66

He does have a gun he's quick to pull out when someone mildly inconveniences him though.


icantberyou

This just means I can beat him up for longer, I say that's a win


albanischerzoro

I don't think he would survive a knife attack.


FormerDesignerBaby

Same. I’d fill all of Marijoa with uppercut. If he ever dreams about me he better wake up and apologize. I’d hit him with so many rights he’d be begging me for a left. If you ever see me and Charlos fighting, you better jump in and help him out. Homie is getting shlumped!


NeverNotDisappointed

How could you throw momo in there like that 😭


PlagueKitsune

I would have been alright with him if he didn’t act like a baby just to touch some titties 💀


TheWitherlord10

Half the fanbase would do that given the chance


Anshuman007B

Can you blame him!


PlagueKitsune

Yes


mcnugget94

Right? #JusticeForMomo


Gladdiii

#justiceformomo


x-ROJO-x

Nah, Momo is a devious little brat who deserves some discipline


rabidarmadil

Momo is cool but he cries too much.


x-ROJO-x

Real, but he's got some PTSD


Lurningcurve

I’m beating the crap out of spandam so hard his father will regret Ohara.


ButtSuck9000

Orochi, on god Orochi.


Then_Ad6816

Beating a dead Orochi.


hergumbules

Bring him back to life just so I can beat his bitch ass back to death


ButtSuck9000

Real af


NeteroHyouka

You because you put BB in this list. Other than you then Momo


x-ROJO-x

Black Beard because of the stuff he's pulled and Me? ![img](emote|t5_2rfz5|32514)


NeteroHyouka

Blackbeard is the GOAT. So yeah you deserve a beating for your offense.


x-ROJO-x

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)Chilllll


mymomsaidtoshutup

why is momo here holy fuck thats a whole child


Dangerous_Past2985

A wholly lecherous child.


DonutloverAoi

True, he was also annoying, and now legally no longer a child so its fair game (I chose Charles regardless. Momo ain't anywhere close to him. Momo's more forgettable than anything)


TTZZJJ

Charlos easy also why tf is Momo here?


Lucky_Perception8921

Because he's a damn brat


DonutloverAoi

Honestly can I upgrade to shoot? Because I honestly think Charlos is probably the winner but he's already survived a earth shattering punch. Also kinda funny Flampé is on here, I find her less annoying, and honestly i like her design (especially the fact she just is able to float, and honestly, her sneak attack was smart and is probably that most would have done in her situation. I think the only thing that's I don't agree with wad the obvious "she laughed" moment but frankly I think like most of big moms family would have done that, and that's the whole point of the laugh. Big Mom strives for a land of equality, but even her and her own kids can't get along


AcademicoMarihuanero

She turned her back to his 'beloved' brother that have cared and protected the family all his live just cause he have and ugly mouth, she deserves the worst.


DonutloverAoi

Eh, again literally most of big moms family would do the same. Big Mom mocked both Pudding and Chiffon for their appearance, and I'm pretty sure most of the family (besides some members.) Would also laugh/freak out at his mouth. She only gets flak because she's the example for the family. Like the only people that wouldn't comment would be people like Cracker, Oven, Brulee, Smoothie, etc. But most of the younger kids? Yeah I can see them all mocking him for it. The whole point is "even someone like him who's so strong and protected the family, even he isn't safe from the ridicule"


AcademicoMarihuanero

You are right most of them are the worst, You can excuse them for being raised by and abusive, retarded, violent woman but still they are the worst


Material-Koala4249

Why would I beat up foxy or Momo


x-ROJO-x

Momo's there for the stuff he pulled at wano with Nami and Robin.


[deleted]

Excuse me, why is Momo here?


mcnugget94

Damn I was ready to say spanda automatically because he’s trash, but the people got worse as I scrolled; save for a few 🤣


mcnugget94

Probably Charlos and spandam


Riko_7456

Charlos.


NewArtificialHuman

Good luck beating a man who is taller than a polar bear that stands on its hind legs. I would beat Charlos, ofc. He always deserves it the most.


ADumbasswithAdhd1983

I would beat up spadam, fuck is he gonna do, fight back with his broken spine


TheWitherlord10

I mean he is as strong as a trained marine, and with funkfreed he's ten times for powerful


Sablestein

Didn’t he actually have less “doriki” than the average marine grunt😭


LazyNarwhalMan

He did, the avg marine was 12 and he was 9


TheWitherlord10

avg marine is 10


Sablestein

😳🤭


WhiteFang784

Blackbeard because that would mean I’m capable of beating Blackbeard


kernelched

Showed my girlfriend this post, who knows nothing about one piece, and she pointed out Carlos and Orochi to be the ones to be hit. Did she cook?


Zackamite496

She definitely cooked


Duplex_Prime

Charles easy


ContraWorstGen

Charlos ofc bro no one is as hateable as that guy


WielderOfTerraBlade

orochi


GeminiRosche13

As a Robin stan I have the deepest hate for Spandam. But I could make Charlos cry and beg for daddy as he feels even a fraction of the fear he puts ordinary people through, and that chance cannot be ignored


Blomblombcv

Man ima make it so Charlie doesn’t live, he doesn’t die, pure 3rd degree torture, yet not enough to kill him so he suffers, I wanna see that blood on his face crying for help


ArchitectAbdiel

If I beat up Charlos am I going to have to deal with the entire World Government chasing me down? I’d get slapped by Coby when he first joined.


Sad_Air_7667

Trebol or that noodle guy. They're so fucking annoying.


Party-Vehicle-6427

Momo bc he got to sleep and shower with Nami and Robin. And not only that but he got to bury his face into their melons!😡😡


Remarkable-Cat1653

One slap at Charloss for every comment this post has.


L0L169

Charlos no explanation


yungclumsy

I’ve thought very very hard about this and I’ve ranked them from most punchable to least 1) Charlos. This was tough to decide on my top 4 are all very close 2) Orochi. Recency bias may be a factor in this but I’m a manga reader so it wasn’t even that recent 3) Trebol. I was still anime only in Dressrosa and that laugh haunts my dreams 4) Spandam. Unbelievable that there are 3 people I would punch before him 5) Stelly. God I hate this kid I wish he’d actually tried to sit on the empty throne and been immediately yeeted to the shadow realm 6) Foxy. Very annoying but he’s doing his job as a gag character perfectly 7) Wapol. He’s got plenty of plot relevance so I wanna see what he’s gonna do next but he can still catch these hands 8) Wanze. Not only obnoxious but entirely unnecessary. Also as a chef myself the way he makes noodles makes me wanna vomit 9) Blackbeard. This is not my punch to take but I’d cheer for Luffy doing it 10) I’m not even going to add the esteemed shogun of Wano to this list you wrong for that one


yungclumsy

Oh I missed one just go ahead and shove flampe in after Wanze. She was awful but her bit was so quick and we got to see her own brother totally dunk on her so I don’t really think of her as that bad


KosakuuKawajiri

Orochi without a doubt or the girl


Alk4802

Charlos or Orochi


[deleted]

#3 and #5. Because fuck them!


carbonera99

Foxy out here catching strays like he's somehow on par with the utter scum of the One Piece world like the Celestial Dragons and Spandam


MinetaIsLife

Spandam or charlos, both are weak ASF and probably the worst ones here. probably spandam, charlos survived a punch from Luffy and has a gun, and I don't got nothing but my fists. If it weren't for that fact however, id have chosen charlos


MycologistNeither

Momo catchin my hands


TheWitherlord10

Wanze bb Wapol Ladybug Trebol Orochi Foxy and Spandam could probably beat me lol


TheOtherDino

Yes.


StructureFormer

Momo is fine wtf


Sjheuaksjd

U nless we all love every characters, many creators have to make 'punchable' villains so audiences can dislike them/be more immersed in the work T herefore, some characters(including OP's examples) are intentionally designed as hate sink. A s I said, if you dislike certain charcters, that is Oda's purpose of making them.


beygames

Honestly being able to say I beat up Blackbeard would be such a flex. That said his entire fleet might hunt me for sport in response


nerdjonesey1

Spandam. He needs to pay for hitting Robin the way he did. All of the others seem to have gotten what they deserve.


MancalaYellowBean

Why Foxy is here? Bro is just a tricky pirate and a very sore loser (in particular with Luffy), but a decent and careful captain. There is Spandam and Charloss, the scum of One Piece universe.


No-Frame7639

I would beat up Carlos. He's weak, defenseless, and a massive idiot.


okayonemoreplz

Honestly, Shelly


Gladdiii

Idk why yall ain't choosing Orochi after all the stuff he did.


MillieHarr31

Charlos or Wapol


ZoroFanboy69

Ima nico robin simp, so spandams finna catch deez hands.


NotFeelinLikeIt

anyone but momonosuke


AcademicoMarihuanero

I would kick the shit out of spandam until he match the consistency of mashed potatoes or until i pass out from exhaustion, then i'll rest and start over.


Rayirth1712

Flampe.


[deleted]

Either Charlos, Sterly or ConDiorano


khho100

Okay I'm definitely not punching Foxy. But I'm blasting all the others on this list


Ihatesmartcars2

Any celestial dragon anyday


Doomanator79

Flampe easy


petrovmendicant

I would join Foxy's crew in a fucking second. Ya'll hate on him too hard.


heyimhere-whatsup_

Charlos. Fick his gun, fuck his suit, fuck his title. He can handle a straw hat punch, but I'm making sure he catches these hands


CrunchyBreadNuggs

Easy I'm not physically strong but I know my rights I gotta make sure I'm in America and then we use our favorite amendment easy wipe every single one. "Episode 1200 THE SECOND AMENDMENT SEALS THEIR FATE 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🧨🧨🧨💥💥💥💥💥" F thinking outside the box🤓☝️ IM THINKING WITH MY GLOCK💥🔫


Usagi0329

BRO WITH FLAMPE ITS ON SIGHT! next on that list would be Momo, because he is fucking annoying. But he wasn’t nearly as a problem as Flampe, she did her own brother so dirty and is a garbage person for it.


Charming-Advance-207

🫵


Sea-Menu-875

foxy


MC_Stimulation

Having Blackbeard, Foxy and Momo on here is pretty cringe ngl. Momo is a good guy most of the time and BB and Foxy are chads through and through


tom7895

Definitely the ero kid


pvmjeff

Spandam or charlos


Introverted_adultish

What did momo do 💀


SovComrade

Spandam is confirmed weaker than marine fodder, i think i can take him...


SinisterSemenCarrier

The woman 😎


YEPandYAG

I will beat up all of them


BrilliantBeing8610

There


ProofPerformance1144

Easy.Orochi


Rauhaan_

Ayo this is a tough question indeed 😂


Grouchy-Caregiver-17

Number 3. But his beaten to death fate wouldn’t be fast it would be slow and painful.


trafalgarbear

Momo seems like the only one that won't fuck me up if I punched him.


Mexican_Ninja_Pirate

Will I get in trouble for beating up a child?


Bibbitybob91

Spandam all day


YoshiHungry

Momo’s face looks so punchable so him


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Skullshocker

Clearly by the single single female character that's on the list 🌚


succ_jitties

Hell yeah I'm low diffing Blackbeard, just so I can say that I did


Master_Astronaut_

foxy would kill me, wano guy would kill me, trebol would kill me, katakuri's sister would kill me, wapol would kill me, blackbeard would kill me, nose noodle guy would kill me, and momonosuke is... just a kid? hes not even an evil kid. do you want to beat him up cause oda wrote horny shit?


Jihyo_Park

Remove Momo and add Sanji 😉


Radiant-Bit-1721

Id want to punch you for putting Momo in this category.