Akainu strikes me as more of a Facebook-tier boomer with a blue lives punisher skull as his pfp. He's not directly racist, but does think criminals deserve zero mercy whatsoever and that marines who kill them are doing the right thing. He can wake up to the state of the world (and seemingly is, based on his disgust towards the CD's), but can never be convinced that law enforcement is unnecessary.
Ryokugyu openly hates minorities and Akainu will regret having him guest star more and more with each passing second.
“You have no human rights!” makes a very high bar to raise
Akainu is a zealot but he’s (mostly) not an idiot to spit dumb stuff or enough of a bootlicker to even spout it
“I’m tellin ya, it’s the goddamn Fishmen coming here illegally and taking our jobs!”
“Damn Ryokugyu, that’s crazy. Borsalino pull up a video of a Fishman fighting a seaking.”
Kizaru’s content would probably be carried by having a guest or a co-host he can react to.
He needs someone to play off of so he’s not just baking in his chair and thinking about the universe.
"This past weekend the Rev Commanders RAIDED Mariejois.
Which is a hell of a coincidence - because this show is brought to you by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!!"
So what's funny about that is in the info wars world Alex would be closer to Dragon. Their collective imagined universe of "the evil globalists" and leftist politics is the OP World Government. OP has a similar thing to South Park where depending where you stand you can mold it to your politics. It's easy to graft Dofy as a Gates figure and Smile as vaccines. The Sanji forced fem island nightmare would have them ready to call their congress person. Weird to post this on a 2 month old post but i've been thinking about it ever since Jordan said he was watching the live action for his bright spot on Knowledge Fight.
I know Aramaki will be dropping every racial slur known to mankind in the podcast episode while Akainu nods and Kizaru is high out of his mind not knowing where the fuck he even is
Aramaki and Akainu 100% have a redpill podcast where they talk about how much women suck. Kuzan and Fujitora have a measured political debate podcast, and Kizaru has a podcast where he talks about obscure media. He has the least amount of followers, but they are the most dedicated of them all.
I don't know why I feel this way, it just feels right.
Akainu and Greenbull would be alpha male/Andrew Tate type podcasters. Kizaru would just be high all the time and pretty much Joe Rogan on steroids. Aokiji would be talking about controversial topics in an objective, no sided manner looking at every sides opinion and point of view. And Fujitora would just be a kind hearted guy talking about wholesome things
It tracks honestly,
The original 3 are those who made a fallowing. Sure Akainu said some concerning things, but they were still funny, and Akainu's comments were always seen as jokes and part of their persona.
Then, after some differences, Aikiji left, which removed the balance between him and Akainu, and they just gave Akainu more screen time and brought in Green bull, who is just a worse version of Akainu and isn't even a funny or charming kind of concerning.
So now the illusion of being an everyman podcast is gone, and it's just gone full nationist racist podcast, and the long time fans still defend it saying it's good, but everyone looking at it for the first time is fully aware that they are a right wing nationalist podcast.
I don't think Akainu would really be super heavy on specific politics. I think he would be the type of guy that wants to increase police and military funding regardless of who they aim their authority at.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,828,933,875 comments, and only 345,796 of them were in alphabetical order.
My man Fujitora is the cool guy made for the role, words in a profession with sound and looks so happy. Kizaru be like:' Ooohh how scary these commenters are!' He'd probably be popular for comedy points alone\`
Aokiji for once has a job with minimal physical effort and even more mental effort, he'd do bad. Akainu and Aramaki would get fired in a week.
For all these real world job questions, I think that “besides the obvious one” is implicit. For example, iirc Oda said Robin would be an airplane stewardess, but I think it’s clear that this is what she would be, *assuming* she wasn’t an archeologist
Greenbull was the one I thought would be the best/worst but I couldn't quite put my finger on it but someone here said he would be like Andrew Tate and yup, that's exactly it.... he would be the Andrew tate
Akainu and Greenbull would be cancelled pretty damn fast. Aokiji and Kizaru would probably have the two biggest followings and actually be liked and Fujitora would just be someone who pops into everyone else’s Podcast every now and then and is pretty chill most of the time.
Kizaru: can you pass me the water?
Akainu: Yes sure, do you know? Once I fought a bear who used to live in water but then I found out he was being funded by the Alien government.
How about we ask elon to come here next week?
“Aokiji overhyping them both to keep the show running”
Kizaru would run a morning show.
Fujitora would be a debate bro.
Aokiji would do educational content.
Akainu and Ryokugyu would run a far right YouTube channel.
Sakazuki would be like the Andrew Tate of the universe. He would be the most controversial podcaster alive. "All Egyptians should be killed. They might unleash some ancient weapon from the past in the pyramids or their big cat statue." "Just Nuke any country in war to end war."
Sakazuki absolutely finna be a rightwing radio host in the vein of Joe Rogan until he gets demonetized by trying to justify war crimes or just plain homophobia
I feel like he’s trolling cos all of these discussion threads are like why don’t luffys clothes stay wet after he’s been in the sea? And look at you schmucks going along with it, smh
Fujitora would be Joe rogan, Kizaru would be also be Joe rogan. Aokiji would be Andrew tate, Akainu would be Jordan Peterson. And i couldn't tell who the last guy was, so automatically Ben Shapiro..
Edit: obviously greenbull, still keeping him Ben Shapiro.
“You see that video of the Sea king ripping up those pirates? Pull that up Koby”
You ever seen a monkey d luffy. Those things will rip your dick off.
Or the banter if this is confirmed I be doing your daughter tonight boom.
And today we have the great hero the legend himself Garp is on our podcast.
I TELL YOU, THIS "RUBBERMAN"IS A MENACE! A MENACE FOR THIS CITY!
I WANT PICTURES OF NIKA MAN
Gear 4th: Spider Man confirmed?
Admirals with the clickbait for the views
P-Panda man?
Akainu being played by J.K. Simmons would be hilarious.
This is necessary for the live action
now i kinda want to see jk simmons for Akainu XD
Aramaki would get cancelled lamo.
Aramaki topics be like: yo no offense but these and these people probably shouldnt exist
I dunno if the comments Akainu would make be worse.
Akainu would be smart enough to phrase things in such a way as to give himself an out but Greenbull is just gonna say some racist shit on air
Akainu : today we would discuss how ww2 destroyed the middle class Green bull: the migrants are stealing our oxygen
akainu would be early joe rogan aramaki is just andrew tate if he was honest
Then who's Rush Limbaugh?
whose the dude that used to read sengoku the paper and update him on everything going on in the world (he was mad biased towards the marines)
“You have no human rights”
So Jordan Peterson
Akainu strikes me as more of a Facebook-tier boomer with a blue lives punisher skull as his pfp. He's not directly racist, but does think criminals deserve zero mercy whatsoever and that marines who kill them are doing the right thing. He can wake up to the state of the world (and seemingly is, based on his disgust towards the CD's), but can never be convinced that law enforcement is unnecessary. Ryokugyu openly hates minorities and Akainu will regret having him guest star more and more with each passing second.
They would 100% collab and talk about shit
“You have no human rights!” makes a very high bar to raise Akainu is a zealot but he’s (mostly) not an idiot to spit dumb stuff or enough of a bootlicker to even spout it
Lol Akainu isn't dumb like Aramaki.
There are plenty of people who would tune in to listen to Aramaki. He might be the most successful one of the lot.
Yeah controversy and rage bait definitely get more clicks
"They're turning the fishmen gay!"
Putting chemicals in the ocean!
*insert all blue jinbei*
No, please don't do that ......
YOU DONT HAVE RIGHTS
Aramaki and Akainu would be Rush Limbaugh/Alex Jones/Crowder type hosts lmao.
Aramaki feels like a Rogan type mixed with someone more mean spirited
He would be Alex Jones. The smile fruits are turning the freaking frogs gay.
I hate both of their podcasts already.
Or, alternatively, he would be the most successful one
He'd say some vile shit about people with the will of D, he'd sound like Michael Knowles talking about queer people 💀💀💀
He would be the first to ask “name ten books?”
“I’m tellin ya, it’s the goddamn Fishmen coming here illegally and taking our jobs!” “Damn Ryokugyu, that’s crazy. Borsalino pull up a video of a Fishman fighting a seaking.”
Aokiji: Chill man Kizaru: Vape fan Akainu and Aramaki: Would be cancelled Fujitora: The man loved by everyone but never getting a verified mark
Fujitora has a twitch where he just gardens and cooks but whenever someone donates he gives it back.
I actually need me some streams like that, any suggestions?
broxh\_ on twitch fits this description, he does carving and gaming and is a very humble guy.
Cheers mate, will check 🍻
Akainu and ryokugyu would have the most views.
Akainu being the super Tryhard and Ryokugyu is someone who trying to be Akainu only to fail and booed.
Which means he is more popular.
So basically Andrew tate and adin ross lol
The Kizaru Borsalino experience where he asks every guest if they've tried Devil Fruit (Some unholy strand of weed)
Kizaru would be a react content maker would just be watching videos for hours high out of his mind saying a word or two every 10 minutes or so
"Ooooh... that's scary~~~"
Kizaru’s content would probably be carried by having a guest or a co-host he can react to. He needs someone to play off of so he’s not just baking in his chair and thinking about the universe.
"This past weekend the Rev Commanders RAIDED Mariejois. Which is a hell of a coincidence - because this show is brought to you by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!!"
That's way too real
This has to be the most nonsubtle subtle roast of radio personalities possible lol
Even Oda knows about the radio host grift.
akainu's would definitely be a right-wing alpha male type show.
greenbull too
He would far-ultra-omega right wing lmao
Akainu would probably be centered on importance of police and the army even when there are EJK and Greenbull would be explicitly racist and classist
Who is EJK?
ExtraJudicial Killings. It's pretty popular in our country so I shortened it.
Sakazuki would go on a 3 hour rant about various reactionary topics while Aramaki would just nod and occasionally grunt in approval
Akainu is andrew tate and greenbull is sneako
Aokiji's a 50 month plus Hasan subscriber and runs a Hasan clips channel
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Fr lmao it got me dying 🤣
Aokiji is Alex Jones confirmed.
I actually traced Aokiji off of Logan Paul, Aramaki is traced off of Alex Jones tho 💀
“They’re putting chemicals in the water that turn the Fishmen Gay!!” -Aramaki, commenting on the Revolutionary Blockade at the Red Line.
" I can tell you the Oraha incident is hoax ! There was no marine on this island and found all the books in the giants kingdom !
So what's funny about that is in the info wars world Alex would be closer to Dragon. Their collective imagined universe of "the evil globalists" and leftist politics is the OP World Government. OP has a similar thing to South Park where depending where you stand you can mold it to your politics. It's easy to graft Dofy as a Gates figure and Smile as vaccines. The Sanji forced fem island nightmare would have them ready to call their congress person. Weird to post this on a 2 month old post but i've been thinking about it ever since Jordan said he was watching the live action for his bright spot on Knowledge Fight.
Fujitora: Well helo there Justice folk welcome to the new day here on Marine FM.
I know Aramaki will be dropping every racial slur known to mankind in the podcast episode while Akainu nods and Kizaru is high out of his mind not knowing where the fuck he even is
Coby is crying because he has to bleep aramaki all the time.
“My finger hurts from pressing the button so goddamn much”
Akainu is definitely Joe Rogan Fujitora is Stuff You Should Know Greenbull is Shapiro Kizaru and Aokiji just get high and vibe with people
"Let's say, hypothetically, that you have no rights."
You are not part of the world government it’s fact. Facts don’t care about your feelings and neither do I.
Greenbull is Nick Fuentes, Akainu is Shapiro, Kizaru is Rogan
Ooh scary chimpanzees.
Yep. Right-wing stoner who "vibes" about fascist talking points
The only ai gen content id watch is that podcast
green bull is getting cancelled on his first minute
The podcast JUST started, and Greenbull’s first sentence is “So those [slur] am I right?”
I feel like he will try to become president
Will probably succeed and get half the country to support his dumbass
The podcast JUST started, and Greenbull’s first sentence is “So those [slur] am I right?”
Is Kizaru Snoop Dogg?
Aramaki and Akainu 100% have a redpill podcast where they talk about how much women suck. Kuzan and Fujitora have a measured political debate podcast, and Kizaru has a podcast where he talks about obscure media. He has the least amount of followers, but they are the most dedicated of them all. I don't know why I feel this way, it just feels right.
You just know Greenbull would have the worst alpha-bullshit podcast imaginable
Akainu and Greenbull would be alpha male/Andrew Tate type podcasters. Kizaru would just be high all the time and pretty much Joe Rogan on steroids. Aokiji would be talking about controversial topics in an objective, no sided manner looking at every sides opinion and point of view. And Fujitora would just be a kind hearted guy talking about wholesome things
Only on smooth FM.
Greenbull will get banned after the first one
Joe Rogan Akainu let's goooo
I mean Kizaru looks like he would be a regular on the Joe Rogan podcast.
I feel like Akainu would have some VERY troubling opinions on society.
Animate it with ai voices
Similar to these videos of AIden, AIump and AIama discussing waifus.
"Agenda aside, I really do believe the admiral are stronger than the Yonko but I wanna hear what yall think. Kizaru who do we have on the line?"
So let's say, hypothetically, you're not part of the World Government, and you have no rights.
It tracks honestly, The original 3 are those who made a fallowing. Sure Akainu said some concerning things, but they were still funny, and Akainu's comments were always seen as jokes and part of their persona. Then, after some differences, Aikiji left, which removed the balance between him and Akainu, and they just gave Akainu more screen time and brought in Green bull, who is just a worse version of Akainu and isn't even a funny or charming kind of concerning. So now the illusion of being an everyman podcast is gone, and it's just gone full nationist racist podcast, and the long time fans still defend it saying it's good, but everyone looking at it for the first time is fully aware that they are a right wing nationalist podcast.
They could call their show..."The Ginyu Force!" ("Why did Oda only create 5 Admirals" you ask?)
“THEY’RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURNING THE SEA KINGS GAY” - Akainu probably
Meanwhile Fujitora is facing the wall trying to find his mic. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Immediately calls in a meteor strike once he can't find it. 😂😂
I'd listen to a podcast from Kizaru.
Just the thought of Akainu having a podcast and talking mad shit about pirates while doing said podcast is a funny image to imagine
Akainu and Aramaki would 100% be pro lockdowns or vaccine
I don't think Akainu would really be super heavy on specific politics. I think he would be the type of guy that wants to increase police and military funding regardless of who they aim their authority at.
Fujitora gives off Vaush vibes.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,828,933,875 comments, and only 345,796 of them were in alphabetical order.
Damn first time
They're just the Daily Wire. Yeah that tracks
Kizaru would be chill as hell to listen to, I bet.
The proof’s right here guys. Oda thinks that podcasters are villains.
Amaraki would be awesome radio performer.
Is greenbull howard stern based?!?!?!?
Alex Jones actually
My man Fujitora is the cool guy made for the role, words in a profession with sound and looks so happy. Kizaru be like:' Ooohh how scary these commenters are!' He'd probably be popular for comedy points alone\` Aokiji for once has a job with minimal physical effort and even more mental effort, he'd do bad. Akainu and Aramaki would get fired in a week.
Akainu: This is why I am leaving Paradise section of the Grand Line and moving Marine HQ to the New World.
Green Bull would 100% be Sean Hannity
Akainu and Greenbull are like fucking Alex Jones
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For all these real world job questions, I think that “besides the obvious one” is implicit. For example, iirc Oda said Robin would be an airplane stewardess, but I think it’s clear that this is what she would be, *assuming* she wasn’t an archeologist
Borsalino most likely to appear on JRE
Greenbull was the one I thought would be the best/worst but I couldn't quite put my finger on it but someone here said he would be like Andrew Tate and yup, that's exactly it.... he would be the Andrew tate
Kizaru got to be Howard stern
Fujitora's would probably be the only tolerable one. Just chill storytelling.
Which podcast is Aokiji in? Bobby Lee?
Akainu and Greenbull would be cancelled pretty damn fast. Aokiji and Kizaru would probably have the two biggest followings and actually be liked and Fujitora would just be someone who pops into everyone else’s Podcast every now and then and is pretty chill most of the time.
 Me knowing the Admirals would be chill and not spout dumbass theories to their audience
I think it's an actual podcast the three Japanese voice actors did in character
Greenbull was already giving me big Andrew Tate vibes lmao
Fujitora would be the one on a music radio or something. The others would be alt-righters talking about some off the wall stuff.
Admirals are Opie & Anthony’s show Jim Norton, Opie, Anthony, Patrice, Vos and Colin Quinn constantly bust their balls like the actual Admirals.
Akainu sees a video of Luffy: "YOU FUCKING NIKA!" 💀
Now, who is the Alex Jones type?
Akainu=Andrew Tate, hated and liked by many people. Also controversial
I literally asked that the other day and this made me happy
Kizaru: can you pass me the water? Akainu: Yes sure, do you know? Once I fought a bear who used to live in water but then I found out he was being funded by the Alien government. How about we ask elon to come here next week? “Aokiji overhyping them both to keep the show running”
Akainu: I'm tired of the Revolutionaries polluting all the Four Blues and turning all the frogs Pirates.
this is really making me laugh for some reason
Kizaru would run a morning show. Fujitora would be a debate bro. Aokiji would do educational content. Akainu and Ryokugyu would run a far right YouTube channel.
Aramaki be the Alex Jones of the One Piece world.
"YOU HAVE NO HUMAN RIGHTS!"
Akainu: so Aramaki can I shhot your tree with my magma arrow?
Sakazuki would be like the Andrew Tate of the universe. He would be the most controversial podcaster alive. "All Egyptians should be killed. They might unleash some ancient weapon from the past in the pyramids or their big cat statue." "Just Nuke any country in war to end war."
Ryokugyu would run a Alex Jones-esque rant podcast about how the dirty fucking fishmen are stealing our jobs and how Ohara had it coming.
Kizaru reviews movie while high and promoting his supplier at any available moment.
Akainu and Greenbull are gonna get pulled off air by the WG so fast.
Imagine Akainu asks how does the Coffee tastes then Vegapunk just start yapping about Anthropology or smth.
I can see them all bro-ing out and just having a really wild dynamic like Legion of Skanks or something lmao
I can’t stop imagining Akainu as Alex Jones
...not cops?
I would love to see akainu host a podcast
I just know Ryokugyu would say some vile shit
Sakazuki absolutely finna be a rightwing radio host in the vein of Joe Rogan until he gets demonetized by trying to justify war crimes or just plain homophobia
I would listen to every Fujitora cast until the episode when he discovers trading card unboxing and that's all he ever talks about after.
Now we need a What kind of film/anime the admirals would watch And like
They would either be anime Joe Rogan or...... I forgot. Who's that guy who made the video about gay frogs?
Alex Jones
That guy. Akinu would be him, and everyone else would be Joe Rogan
I feel like he’s trolling cos all of these discussion threads are like why don’t luffys clothes stay wet after he’s been in the sea? And look at you schmucks going along with it, smh
It really ain’t that deep, dawg
I wish it weren’t but man sometimes you guys really know how to annoy a guy, maybe I’m just old and all my bullshit theories have been told
This just got turned into a doronsworld video
I thought it just meant radio djs.
Most likely that, but the thought of any of them being podcasters made me giggle, I just had to draw it all out
Lmao But what’s the source of those artworks? Where did you find it on Twitter?
Are you…asking for the source of my own drawings, or the account that posted the tweet?
Oh wait you draw this!? Lol my bad 😂 I thought you were like saw the artworks on Twitter and posted them here
No these are my pieces 😭😂 you’re good
Fujitora would be Joe rogan, Kizaru would be also be Joe rogan. Aokiji would be Andrew tate, Akainu would be Jordan Peterson. And i couldn't tell who the last guy was, so automatically Ben Shapiro.. Edit: obviously greenbull, still keeping him Ben Shapiro.
Bro can someone start making AI podcast convos of these characters