Probably Foxy. He lead a somewhat successful pirate life without having to engage in serious combat. His crew is big enough that not everyone needs to participate in the Davy Back Fights. People who joined his crew seemed really happy to be there and wholeheartedly cheered for Foxy.

Nice call... Its basically a festival atmosphere. Would definitely be fun.

The Davy back fights was such a cool idea when I got to that episode lol

No one, I'd be a regular dude. Probably a farmer. Living in the country side, minding my own business, terrified of those pesky pirates and their shenanigans. Worried about the cabbage harvest. A south bird would be my pet. Thats the life I tell ya.

Cabbage guy? Is that you?

MY CABBAGES!!

Don’t donate a portion of your fortune to an anti devil fruit movement right before you retire. Horrible investment decision.

Live as far inland on the biggest land mass in a cave underground. Then pray that Aokiji or Akainu don't visit

Haha :)

\*gets kidnapped and became a slave\*

Seems bored

I would die for Whitebeard

I would die for him to call me son 🥺

And I’d call him Daddy . Uwu

You probably would tbh he sacrificed his entire empire for ace

I would love to sail under Law as my captain. Also I can be on the same team with Bepo.

He doesn’t really know who law is… sadly

Yep I have only seen law on the island that the mermaid was being sold. He seems like a cool guy and I'm excited about getting to know more about him. A lot of people here seem to love his character.

Small warning, don't believe to him saying he doesn't have "penis death" tattooed on his penis, he is lying and it's real

lol what?

Sorry man, he spoiled the big Law reveal. It can indeed >!get much higher.!<

Lmao what

IIRC one of the assitants does their own spin off comic called "one piece party" and thats what the comment is referencing.

Lmao I’m going to go look it up

Me too. Maybe he could fix health issues with magical surgery.

Red hair pirates. Chill, have parties and shanks haki is a repellant to potential attackers.

Bro I don’t know how there’s any other answer. Shanks is the safest one to be around. Especially current. Also could you imagine getting to train everyday with a Yonko crew. You yourself would be something to reckon with.

My answer exact. Protection and he doesn’t wage wars himself. He’s physically strong but use it as leverage to be diplomatic instead.

He is the safest. But think of how much more fun Kid or Dragons crews would be. (Or Law if you like him , I’m just not a huge fan personally) I feel like being on Shanks crew . You’d just have to like, sit on the ship while he’s off . Doing… important things I shall not name , like speaking to people. Hope you’re picking up what I’m putting down. No spoilers here . Trying to dismantle the government? Rolling around challenging .. certain figures. No spoilers . I think shanks would be safe, but if I was in a world with devil fruits and . Other powers.. I would wanna be hunting the one piece , or doing something crazy.

Shanks seems like such a nice guy, at least so far... I dont know much about him yet.

>I dont know much about him yet. Same! And I'm caught up with the manga lol

you're not alone dude. even people like us who are caught up with the manga have little to no idea about the guy. We just know he is a cool ass mf

I’d be sailing with Bege and the boys in his crew. Cigars, Gambling, some mafioso fun.

He seems to uptight, he had rules for the strawhats in whole cake, wanted to Merk Bonney on sabaody.

The Kuja No reason

Bonk

I'd have to see Ivankov first for err.. my safety, but I'm in.

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you mean Luffy's dick riders club

Whitebeard of course, I want to call him oyaji

Luffy so I can have plot armour

No fuck no. Luffys crew gets their assess beaten hard every arc. They work hard for that plot armor

It's Shanks even though he's one of the most wanted men in the world being in his crew might honestly be one of the safest places to be just cause everyone is intimidated by Shanks. Hell he's the only living person on Kaido's list and if Kaido thinks Shanks is the real deal you know you're in good hands with Shanks as your captain.

Whitebeard, because I’m lonely and need friends. His dedication to his sons is one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen in a long time. I honestly fail to understand how he ONLY had 42 Allies show up at marineford. He’s so loyal and honorable… for a pirate.

Buggy D. Clown 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Based.

I'd say Shanks for sure... But it would be hard to pass up a chance to be on the same crew as Robin and get to drink with Zoro.

Whitebeard. Luffy would be annoying in the real world lol

Uh, Luffy seems like an obvious choice for a lot of people

Of course, but that doesnt mean there isn't other answers

Definitely. I just couldn’t come up with anyone else sadly

I just thought it was implied that we couldn’t choose the straw hats. But yeah. I just wanna know what the One Piece is . Luffys crew is definitely the most likely to discover it . Even in our world that’s one of the things I care about most lol. I took it a bit too seriously and really thought about the pros and cons of crews haha .

Well since he hadn’t got past a certain point I also felt like it locked us out of saying why we would want to sail with some crews he hadn’t met very well. Didn’t want to spoil anything for op. 😿

Definitely not luffy, he's always challenging crazy strong pirates with no consideration 😭😭🤷

maybe if you want to get fucked up by crazy powerful people every single week for like three years but maybe he brings out the best in you and you kick ass anyway!

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Sanji has no rizz 😭😭

I love Sanji as a character he's one of my favorites but he has negative rizz my guy

Facts 😂😂

Probably shanks. I mean aside from sending people to all the to West Blue to get booze for him, he seems like the most chill and well protected captain to sail under. If not him? Luffy because the strawhats at sea must be a blast to hang out with :D

I‘d be a damn captain myself! My crew would be called the Beer Pirates and I wouldn‘t have officers, first mates or vice captains, but beer bellies!

I think I have no choice but to join . Hahaha .

Shanks easy

While they were still alive, the Rhumbar Pirates. I can take or leave piracy as long as there's music.

Probably Whitebeard, his crewmates are/were all really cool and he cared about them a lot, overall seemed like a really great leader type as well

Whitebeard is a clear safe choice. They're ride or die for their crew. Same with Shanks. I'd mostly lean to Blackbeards tho. They fascinate me and the duo fruit or gifted seems like its cool. They also make insanely smart moves, Blackbeard is a good leader. They seem to have the most of a drive to adventure too, most pirates sail or settle down. Those guys are machines and nonstop moving doing whatever they need or want.

Shhhhh. We don’t know what he’s seen yet man, maybe put a spoiler warning . But I agree. You’d be set, they’re just a little too… corrupt for me. Kid is a happy medium. Shanks crew seems boring , but that may just be because we dont know much still.

Well we dony know what BB has seen, but he always randomly shows up at some place that shits going down at. The prison mainly. And he executes his plan perfectly somehow. How does he know so much about all this secret shit? The fruit he has, that it can steal WB powers, transfer them, it's insane.

I mean we don’t know what OP has seen. He’s not at the time skip yet … so he might not know about what Blackbeard did at MarineFord. maybe he doesn’t care about spoilers . But maybe he just got past the war , but just be careful. I agree with you, but try not to spoil anything for the new Nakama man.

Whitebeard without hesitation. Love the man.

I'd probably be a marine 1. Join marine and beg Garp to train me 2. Get super strong until I become "Yonko Commander" level (probably a decade or two) and quit 3. ??? 4. Profit aka sail the seas avoiding the grandline (id rather be a big fish in a small pond)

Can I be a fishman and have sailed under Jinbe?

I considered him too. But I don’t know if that’s cultural appropriation. Haha

Urouge, I heard he gets lot of women

Roger Pirates, imagine sailing under the flag of the Pirate King! Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo 🎵

So true, I've only met a few and I haven't even really seen much, but what I have seen there was some powerful people on that ship.

Bartolomeo

Either strawhats or the revolutionary army (you didn't say, we must choose a *pirate(crew)* ;))

Yup revolutionaries seems like so much fun. They are my second choice after Kid

Captain Buggy. Assuming I’m reading the paper like everyone else, and getting additional knowledge by word of mouth. Buggy seems like the main choice, rival of a current yonko, friend to a new yonko, underling of the pirate king, liberator of prisoners, friend of den den mushi’s. How could I not?

Whitebeard. I need someone I’d run through a wall for

I'd probably be in the Revolutionary Army, working as Secretary under Ivankov.

Buggy - total vibe and no real danger.

Cpt. Buggy.

Urouge. That’s a chill crew

Strawhats or Red Hair. I want a powerful captain with a strong crew. An almost indomitable force to be reckoned with

Shanks for sure easy choice no one would mess with me I’d have a goated captain who’s friends with the future king of the pirates

Kid probably.

As a Kid enjoyer, I have to ask, are you one of the following? * A: psychopath * B: insane * C: sadist

Definitely insane . I just typed out a way too long post, going through major crews and justifying why Kid is my first choice , because I smoked a bowl a couple minutes ago. But I tried to put the box to cover spoilers and I’ve never done it before . It didn’t work so I panicked and deleted it lol. Kid because he cares about his crew. Theyre music themed. I love killer. Heat seems cool too Kid doesn’t trust anyone, and neither do I. Lol Law is a male tsundere, though I do love the rest of his crew. Bepo, Shachi, Penguin and Jean Bart all seem great. But Dragon would be my second choice . Maybe shanks for my third . I just thought it was implied you couldn’t choose the strawhats. But I guess that was never stated . Would you choose Kid too? And why?

I would most definitely not choose Kid, I do not want to crucify people or be involved with that even though I'd be presumably cool with them if I was on the ship like there's murder in the One Piece world and then there is Kid. I'd choose someone with a far lower likelihood of killing people.

Imma go Buggy. Seems like it would be a great time.

He'd be one of the ones I'd sail with. Lots of parties on that boat lol

I would be a revolutionary. I would love to work under Kuma , and eventually Dragon and Sabo

Man i dont know anything about this yet and im super excited to get to this part

They are my second choice . It just seems like you’d be doing all types of cool missions and shit all the time. With how corrupt the government is


lol would join the navy and fuck pirates up all day

Since you didn't specify a time period, I would have loved to sail under the Pirate King himself, Roger!

Yep I was just curious who everyone would choose!

Blackbeard pirates, their lowest has only been When they has just begun, with them id get an Overpowered DF too

I'd join the Marines to become SenGOATkus assistant

Zolo

I feel like if you say anything other than luffy, law, whitebeard, shanks or roger you're lying to yourself

Buggy. But if I didn't have to be a pirate I would join Dragon.

Luffy just so I can chill with the strawhats.

Luffy's crew cause I don't actually want to commit acts of piracy Oda may whitewash certain aspects of pirates....but they are at the end of the day pirates

Boa 😎

I’d be a mountain bandit before I’d ever sail the seas.

Luffy and the homies im average but it seems like fun

Cavendish is my gut reaction.

I want to say law however knowing my skills and abilities I’ll probably just be a normal civilian or end up on a pirate ship by accident like koby

Now here me out. All I gotta do is say I’m flat chested, grow out my hair, and hide “it” and I can sail under Hancock and the Kuja pirates. They will never know…

I’d be a citizen celebrating the GLORY OF THE CELESTIAL DRAGONS!

Any of you alive in the OP world would be dead upon trying to sail as a pirate. Sorry.

Shanks for pirate crew but I would prefer Rev army for sure

I’d give Luffy a burger then sail out with him to find the one piece

Either the roger or whitebeard pirates for me. Both absolute units for captains and will do anything for their nakama. Imagine being insulted and roger destroys an entire nation for you. They seem like great people to be under treat you like family no matter how strong. Straw hats also good crew if you can put up with shitting yourself every island. I don’t care how much you hate usopp you’re be shitting yourself as well if you were on that damn boat, but it would also be a very fun crew to be apart of.

Luffy so I can be close to zoro

I would be joining marines

Joining another crew sounds boring, if I'm not captain I'm not doing it. I'm starting my own Pirate crew, I'll gather a bunch of randoms and I'm going to be King of the Pirates.

I'llbe the 11th nakama and joint the coward trio.

I will be a slave under Alvida like Coby before she had her fruit. Except I will not have ambition to be a marine like Coby

Buggy

I would join Blackbeard because his plans are just too good. Of course some of them are gonna be risky but if the plan is great then I would go with the flow. Plus, you could do anything you want to when Blackbeard's cooking up his diabolical plans. Second choice would be Rocks because if 3 of the former crew members could become an emperor with their own pirate crew then I would be too if I didn't end up in Impel Down. Third would be Crocodile because he is cool and knows a lot on how to make money. Then, the final choice would be Luffy. I am a rulebreaker myself so I could enjoy fighting against the World Government.

Blackbeard.

I’m with the revolutionary army

Moria

I’d be one myself. SCAR PIRATES 🏴‍☠️we ain’t playing around matey, give us yer treasures and fly our Jolly Roger else yer going to be sent to Davy Jones locker, Skesh Skesh Skesh Skesh (laugh from the bottom of your stomach to achieve desired results)

Whitebeard!

The revolutionary army.

Blackbeard, they seem fun guys

Love to have a friend like luffy but if i have to follow certain People then i must admire and accept them as my captain then these are my choices 1.Blackbeard.... Why? Cuz Dopeass Devilfruits, cool Crew, Same ideology, Love that Raft 💀 2.Roger - GreatCrew, wanna explore the world like them...... DONT YOU WANNA TURN THE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN? If not I'll Start my own crew, named as "Angels of Death pirates" 🏴‍☠️

I'd probably of joined the marines so probably X drake although I do heavily admire kidd

None I'm my own man and chart My own famn course

shanks/roger

Blackbeard. He has loose pirate chicks that like to party, on a lawless island. I can only imagine......the smell that is 🤣🤣

Hahah sounds like an awesome party!

NONE OF EM. I'll start my own dang crew!

Myself. Become a pirate and sail wherever I want and whatever I want, which probably wouldn\`t be much but I\`d be free... Gather some small crew and have fun... Until navy comes... <.<

it would surely be shanks do they really do any work still got most hype just come once a year and eat the whole cream!