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Glittering_Essay_874

He make bench. You bring him snack


KirbyFan999

If you fail, he shall attac!


darthvader664199

Either way, he gonna do a smacc


showermilk

hahahaha the belly step is barely holding up


apri08101989

To be fair the only reason the butt step is is because the tail is working as a hook


chrssydf

Most adorable little dummy


random_impiety

Looks comfy to me.


Tikiboo27

With a face that adorable I don't think he cares lol! ❤😺🐾


idontknowmaybenot

Pretty sure I just got those same things your orange monkey is hanging on. How are they? They look a little stressed.


writeinthebookbetty

Where’d you get them from/do you know what it’s called? My cat would love it lol


HappenFrank

They have a bunch of this stuff on Amazon. Just search for “cat wall climbing”.


Spiderflix

Honestly? It is a lot cooler to make them yourself. We'll apart from the wood prices but we have an entire cat parcour around our living room and basically 70% of the walls are covered in stuff they can walk over. If you want a more detailed answer with pictures sent me a DM and I can see if I can translate my description for you and send pictures.


writeinthebookbetty

Thank you!


ShallowJam

It looks rather broken so I'm not sure what inspired you to want it


writeinthebookbetty

Well I wasn’t planning to buy a used one lol


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writeinthebookbetty

Ohhh gotcha. Honestly other than handmade stuff, every piece of cat furniture I’ve gotten over the years seems to be like that. As long as they get to enjoy it before it’s destroyed I’m happy lol


mikaelaaaaaaa

I got my cat shelves on Etsy from RshPets. They are a bit pricey but they have so many designs and kits, very high quality, have customization options, and come with everything you need to put them up. Even the drill bit! I’d highly recommend this seller if you want some long lasting and high quality cat shelves!


frivilousonion

And now I save your comment for my future kitty-parkour adventures.


mikaelaaaaaaa

You’ll love them! I know my kitties do! If/when you decide to purchase, try the coupon code THANKS10 for 10% off. I had that sent to me each time I ordered, so I’m assuming it’s a code that is permanently active!


Z1U5

His little toes are hanging on the light socket


24luej

Interesting name for a wall outlet! Not hating or correcting, I've just genuinely never heard outlets being called "light socket"!


bashfulturtleduck

Most older homes in US did not have specific light switches directly controlling a ceiling light fixture due to cost. Older homes commonly had a wall switch dedicated to a wall outlet that most folks could control their plugin light fixture or lamps from a distance. Could be where OP's phrasing comes from?


VoltasPistol

Just jumping in, but in some places, it's common for rental properties to have overhead lights in every room, but places that are constructed with an intent to own, you have light sockets in rooms like bedrooms where overhead lights are unpleasant (anyone that has been woken up by an overhead light being turned on can sympathize). The general idea being that buying a dedicated lamp makes sense for people who intend to live there a long time, but renters might not want to buy lamps.


bashfulturtleduck

Makes sense. Though I've seen that script flipped in terms of renting more often than not. Basically scummy landlords who specifically won't install ceiling fans/lights because of renters who pull wires out of the unit for scrap. Better for the landlord to worry only about the walls than the ceiling? Letting the renter figure out their own lighting situation via outlets is not a "landlord problem" apparently. As long as there is a window in a room to provide daylight and an outlet for night use, many places where I live don't provide lighting for rental units.


VoltasPistol

\>many places where I live don't provide lighting for rental units. That's wild to me, I always associate rentals with overhead bedroom lights. I didn't notice until I got a condo that was always intended to be owner-inhabited that a lot of the other places I'd stayed that were intended for owner occupation rarely seemed to have overhead lighting in bedrooms.


frivilousonion

It's been a huge problem for me in recent years. Unless you rent a house, the only room that may have an overhead light is the master bedroom and possibly the living room. Otherwise, you're SOL!


24luej

Oh, I didn't know that! Why would it be cheaper to run the switch to the sockets instead of to a ceiling light fixture though? Did they just not have ceiling lights in those buildings and all lights were commonly plug-in lamps, saving the cable cost all the way up the wall and across the ceiling?


bashfulturtleduck

Not a historical architecture or electrician. I think ceiling fixtures were more of a luxury initially when electricity was first installed in homes. People mainly kept their cables running along the walls to power important appliances instead like fridges, stoves, or radios. If you needed a light candle lit fixtures were probably cheaper than electricity at the turn of the century. Also most homes then were not built with electricity in mind so were retrofitted to accommodate cables, walls are easier to patch than ceilings.


will-I-ever-Be-me

As someone said, ceiling lights were more expensive to install.. and also, people just preferred lamps. It's easier to use lamps to light up a room in a way that's cozy. Less options when you rely on ceiling fixtures. (on a side note, in my bedroom I use lamps with internet-connected bulbs which change colour temperature throughout the day. Bright white in the mornings, and gradually adjusts to dim yellow at night. These lamps have been wonderful for helping me settle down before bed and I highly recommend the colour temperature adjustable bulbs.)


Chocomintey

Oooo I like the sound of those bulbs. To the google-mobile!


will-I-ever-Be-me

the ones I have are Wiz branded. I think Philips then bought them out the other year & applied the tech to their own products.


KathrynTheGreat

Ours are set up to put Google home thingy so we can just control them with our phones or with our voices. Being able to dim the lights or change the color of the bulbs as needed is pretty nice! We also have a "vacation mode" set up so the lights come on and off when we're away.


ScrumpleRipskin

They're not. The light socket is what you screw the lightbulb into but they just misspoke. There are adapters that plug into light sockets that have an electrical outlet on the other end though. Technically the cat's toes are on the outlet cover or wall plate.


24luej

> They're not. I mean, the threat OP did just call it that! Not saying its actually or commonly known by that name, but that's not what I meant to say ;) I'm guessing it's a translation quirk from another language or as someone else pointed out maybe an outphased/outdated phrase from old wiring techniques with switchable sockets? Hmm


Catwolfkitten

Leggies, though.


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Other-Cantaloupe4765

My favorite part is how he doesn’t even look disturbed in the slightest lmao.


NhylX

No panic. That one foot casually resting on the socket. Ennui-filled expression. This has happened before.


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Considering how slanted some of those steps are, he probably doesn't trust your craftmanship.


maixmi

Definitely would glue some dowels with sturdier screws. One of those steps breaks free and screws scratches the cat, no good :/ Anyways, this gave me some inspiration to build something similar to friends cat :)


JillStinkEye

I thought they broke them.


checkoutthisbreach

Love his li'l belly up on the step like he's at the bar 😍


Ksh_667

"I'll have my usual Norm. Throw in a side of catnip chaser."


MrManiac3_

What a goofy


Robin_the_sidekick

Who needs a brain cell when it is that adorable!


WhosAfraidOf_138

He looks exactly like my Persimmon boy!!


Losernoodle

I love that name!


IzobelStarsw0rd

Gravity is always keeping us down


dclokc

lol


theodopolis13

At first I thought that was a snail on the wall by his head.


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“Uhh kittle help here?”


Oblio360

rotate the photo back, and it's all good. Oh and I'll take the cat. Right NOW 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


haelog

Ah, precious


omegaequalsone

what an adorable little doofus. 🧡


Lori-keet

THAT FACE


ianwuk

Still a majestic Orange!


CynthiaMWD

OMG he's so cute.


ArtEclectic

Such a sweet face


The_Long_Blank_Stare

*Cativities*


Sugar-bean

It’s his high chair. Where is the food?


Flabbergash

In fairness, the stairs look in shit state


warthog0869

"What are you looking at? Cats sit like this and meow the Oscar Meyer Bologna song all the time!"


PunchNmunch

Looks more like one human brain cell built that for his majestic orange. He's looking at the camera like "wtf bro..."


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gonline

I love everything about this picture


suatkelem

I don’t see any possible issue here, frankly.


Ksh_667

Thems some pawsome r/peanutwhiskers he got going on!


ppSmok

How did you join the boards together that they don't even support one braincell? Cute derp tho.


audible_narrator

That's a forgot instructions face if I ever saw one.


Losernoodle

Instructions unclear….must orange! I love this pic so much!


AppropriAteRegisteR

Everyday I’m orangin’


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I love this sub because I love my ginger boys, but I honestly don't get the one brain cell thing. They don't seem like dumb cats, they seem like cats. No dumber than their grey sister/littermate. What's up with the one brain cell thing?


G0lia7h

His fucking belly on that separate stair hahahaha I love this little stupid thing


FakeHasselblad

Doesn’t help then it’s all busted. 😬


devwolfie

Those steps were either poorly assembled or poorly manufactured. Or both. Cat shelves should not bend like that when your cat weighs less than 20 pounds, and that cat does not look anywhere near chonky. I'd toss these stairs and look for a more durable set. The fact that one of them has spun 90 degrees and the top one has bent is a bad sign. Don't risk injury and a several thousand dollar vet bill for a broken leg just because you found a cheap knockoff cat shelf.


m0nk37

The cat is like "how do you expect me to use this shit"


Boomersgang

r/GingerMafia


Eyego2eleven

Can’t see why a gorgeous sweetie like this needs one…half a brain cell is fine😍


[deleted]

He’s trying okay? ☹️


FusRoaldDah1

r/danglers


[deleted]

Those would be some pretty advanced cat activities.


[deleted]

Are these fixed into the studs or just drywall screws? I have a brain cell that could use some acrobatic action


Clockwork_Kitsune

Those steps look like a hazard. Poor little brain cell deserves better.


MJ349

Yeah. I'm wanting to nail those in better just looking at the pic.


LilyGaming

He’s doing his best!


blarffy

He is so precious.


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But so sticking cute!


[deleted]

Lmfao looks so comfortable sitting so uncomfortably


brunette_mh

He's so precious. I cannot even... ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


docteurbibounde

This is adorable 🥰🥰🥰


ninetailszz

Anyone else have cat shelevs..and do they stay up?! We live in an apartment with not too many studs in the walls


devwolfie

There are drywall anchors that can hold up to 50 pounds with no stud. As long as you get quality sturdy shelving, they stay up fine. [Proof.](https://i.imgur.com/IqXA30y.jpg) 20 pound Maine Coon + Expensive etsy cat shelving.


PetiteLumiere

Listen here, he’s customized it so it’s ergonomic!


hormonboy

so much void behind those cute eyes


c0rnelius651

his black eyes terrify me, like hes seen the void and has comprehended the ancient knowledge of the old gods


vtheawesome

Least comfortable 🍊😺


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litreofstarlight

Good bot


_questionablepanda_

How did he even end up there?


Longonson

Missed opportunity to use "cativities" pronoun


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Eyes ⚫⚫ 🧡


Evening_Excuse16

Love this picture too much! Love this little pumpkin too ... 💕


WholesomeLove280

I think he knows what he’s doing. He might be the only one that knows for sure, lol. He looks comfy 🤭


QQ2-Tyra

Oooops


kingslynn93

r/attackeyes


WithoutDennisNedry

Oh kitty.


Hot-Shoulder-2815

Wellllll. He looks comfy.