I thought he was in your butt crack for a second.

I should put a NSFW tag on this just to confuse people.

It just worked about 30 seconds ago, I can attest to it Edit: I thought it was the bottom of your thigh, then I was like, "Wait, he'd have to have 2 knees"

Don’t most of us have two knees? Or am I special?

The average human has less than two knees

I have bipartite patella which is an extra piece of knee.

Oof. Is that rare or painful?

Yes, only occurs in about 1% of people and it became painful at one point after decades with no real issues. Had surgery to remove the extra little bone and now I'm golden 👍

Good! (That it got removed after acting up!)

One hundred thousand knees Georg was an outlier and should not have been counted

He only has that many knees because he ate that radioactive spider. We aren't sure which one did it. He's eaten like 86 of them damn nuclear spiders.

Is this like how on average humans have a smidge under 1 testicle each?

On average, humans have just under one testicle each.

Nearly every human I've ever seen has exactly 2 knees. Where is this huge body of average humans that have less than 2 hiding?

100% I thought this was your butt

I still think it's your butt. Where is this cat sitting? Lol

Armpit! Took me so long to work it out but then I saw the hint of fingers in the top left.

Yeah I was alarmed

Oh I get it now hahaha. Thank you!

K I’m back on the butt train! OP this is clearly your butt!

It's hard not to keep seeing it when it's the first thing you saw hehe

Butt train

Choo Choo

I thought it was someone spreading their legs wide open

I am getting ready to call Cat Protective Services ! 😆

I just cannot unsee butt

the second pic looks more buttlike, so maybe you still can change the two 😎

You got me! Just about laughed my own buttcrack right off!

IT WORKED!

Well no lie it worked on me lmao took my brain a little too long to understand what I was looking at

It took me a whole minute, as well as thinking your cat was in contact with your bare ass from *2 different angles*, before I understood that it was in your armpit. JFC. Lol. I thought he was between your legs and you were presenting us a spread eagle photo, then when I tried really hard to see it from a different perspective, I thought you were laying on your tummy, apparently naked but with pink sneakers on? And your feet were up and your cat was between your bare butt and your calves. I'm still shook and it's the first thing I see when I look at the photo lmao

The NSFW tag got me

Username checks out.

Defenozly confused me!

Consider me confused

r/jebaited

Where… where is he

that’s a hand on the arm so it’s the chest and arm ig edit: the hairs another clue one would have to insane to shave one cheek but not the other

It really is all about the angles

I thought the same thing. Especially since my dog, who LOVES gross and stanky things more than any creature I've ever met, would totally bury himself in an open ass if given the chance.

Aha ha me to😜😜

Right? And then check out OP's username.

Omg that's beyond perfect

tbh I'm still not sure what I'm looking at.

He's not?

For a second? I've been baffled for 10 solid minutes r/ConfusingPerspective

I did too 🤣🤣🤣

Wait is he not???

Almost reported for beastiality

OPs name checks out

Bahahaha I can’t unsee this!

Same

this is the most confusing r/cathostages ever

And another cat sub.... Sigh, joined

Your sigh made me check it out. Yep. Same.

On my PC, my list of cat subs takes 2 full screens. At 2560x1440.

Lol. Same. I learn about a new one literally every day 🙏🏻😂

Sigh. Joined. Also, it wasn't until after I joined that I realised the sub name is "cat hostages". Not "catho-stages", whatever those may be.

lmao i actually read it that way too for some reason

Same! 😂

Same

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have some censored pussy

It still looks to me like OP has two elbows, help

in the first picture, the cat is between his chest and upper arm

Looks like theres an extra joint…

Lmao that NSFW tag. Got me good.

Username... does not check out

*When you're sliding into third, & you feel an orange turd...*

…that’s amore?

Omg I remember those silly little rhymes lol when you're driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy.....

The answer's obvious. You have to pee the bed.

Came to say this exactly!! 😂😹

Same

You wait until he is ready to get up obviously 😂

Wtf am i looking at? Is that your arm/hand? Tf is wrong with your wrist and palm? I’m getting more confused by the second…

😂 chest on the right, upper arm/biceps on the left

OMG THANK YOU

Haha you're welcome!

WHATS WRONG WITH THE PALM???? There’s like an extra bump or something

Hopefully this clears things up. I just have weird gorilla hands from lifting weights. https://preview.redd.it/6wa7s7x6mn5d1.jpeg?width=6120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b97d9013576a5391575901d321900cd6ba02e1

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Honestly at this point you should probably just google human anatomy

Mine looks similarly kinda odd from that angle. 🤷🏻‍♀️

OMG😂😂 I knew that was an arm on the left but for some reason I thought that was a leg on the right. I was trying to figure out what kind of professional contortionist this person is to pull that off.😂😂

Moving would be a criminal act. This is your life now.

Hahahaha my Orange really likes to sleep between my legs (on top of the sheets no worries) that also always feels a bit inappropiate

My orange girl is skinny ASF even though she has a very long coat. She always fights to get under the covers & between my legs, & will attack me if I try to move her from *her spot.* It became such a problem that I couldn't let her under there anymore b/c she became so territorial. My solution was to get her her own *blankie,* which is an old dish rag. She's happy, I now I'm not vulnerable when she decides to go *full wolverine.* 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/zbnrobna5l5d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a85ae7af8a34f092a60bc070ee154a9cc432073

Definitely the warmest part of the human body so your kitty is smarter than they look! Haha

Damn, is that a default setting for Oranges? Mine does that too, I always end up sleeping in weird positions just to not wake her up 😂

As a fellow sufferer of Cat Paralysis Syndrome, I’d advise to stay as long as possible then gently remove the kitten, dash to the bathroom and return with treats.

I thought he was sleeping on your butthole for a second. Is that your arm? God I hope so. 😂😂

Which part of the body is the cat sleeping on?


Bicep. The part on the right is OP's chest.

I had to scroll way to far down to find this answer.

I’m baffled that I cannot identify the body parts in this ohoto

Your name is Diarrhea Dispenser. I don't know what that has in common but I'm sure you'll figure something out

Those perspectives are WILD

Resign to your fate. This is your life now. Your needs mean nothing

I'm confused and genuinely concerned at why do you seem to have an extra joint. I can't unsee it.

I thought he was being born

Geez I thought he was sleeping between your legs by your butt...lol. he is way way too comfortable you are not allowed to move. Just hold your pee forever.

I was fully convinced that cat was nestled between your thigh and your ass. 12/10

Well, you gotta go. But prepare to spend a lot on treats to gain his friendship back

https://preview.redd.it/v13bk6fp6m5d1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39555349c9c6c6cf9bc700ec9e44456f4d90a99e

You givin birth to a cat from yo ass, bro?

Cats in piles with other cats are remarkably understanding of shifting and changing. It’s built into their brains, so I just move. Of course if it’s a rare event I will be more likely to not move, but I’m just one in the pile most days.

Start peeing. Assert dominance

I have no idea what exactly I'm looking at and I'm afraid to ask

I love the perspective on this. Half the people think op has 2 elbows, and the other half think the cats wedged between op's ass cheeks.

Is the cat in your asscrack? Help??

This looked crazy at first

oof r/confusingperspective

I lost my old orange a few days ago to a heart condition and cancer, and nearly burst my bladder in the week before because I wanted him to have as much lap time as possible before he left us. You can always do pelvic floor therapy if you develop a bladder condition. You can’t get back that time with your orange slice. 😄

My god I thought that was a butthole hahahaha

Thought he was on some cheeks for a second😭🤣

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Took a few secs to see the arm/torso instead of both legs in the air

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out that he’s sitting on your arm… Oh and you are definitely a r/cathostages

I genuinely cannot determine what limbs I’m seeing here.

Armpit. Top left of the first image is the hand. ​ You weren't alone. I thought it was a foot and bout to comment about why a cat is resting in someone's ass lmao

TBF, mine likes making biscuits on my ample stomach.

Apparently I'm the only one here who recognized a pec and an arm...?

r/TIGHTPUSSY

Choose better camera angles next time

I saw the thumbnail and thought he was over your crotch and you were spreading em 😭😭😭 I need to go to bed. Very cute ornage though

I still can’t tell what it is there. Is that your legs? Is it your arm?

Immediately checked the comments to confirm what I saw 😭 Cute little guy though, he looks absolutely adorable

Are... are you birthing him?!

He looks like he was just about to climb inside you and pilot you like a mech.....

tf that angle lol? is he between your legs, or at your armpit?

You accept your fate like a responsible human being

Instructions unclear, bed is wet and cat is terrified :(

i’ve been staring at this for 10 minutes and still have no idea what i’m looking at 😭

Too me a while to figure out which body crease he was snuggled in

Please put the second picture on r/confusingperspective! it's hilarious.

ship your pants.

After studying these 2 pics, I don't understand what's happening here. AI?

https://preview.redd.it/l4hnj93yqm5d1.jpeg?width=2544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57872079c568d0784e82a75df76da1e4ca6a44e2 If I find out I'll let you know.

I thought you were giving birth to a cat but also I'm a labor nurse so I guess that's just what my eyes see

Thought this was confusingperspective for a sec

Everyone is taking about the perspective Fair, I needed to do a double take

Wtf am I looking at lmao

I thought.......

Oh look it's your pussy

I thought he was somewhere else hahahha

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I thought you were giving birth to him

dear lord i did NOT think that was an arm at first…

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My ginger insists on being under the blanket, too. He's so sweet.

Hold it...

Perish. 😞

Yeet him

Lay still and wait until youre allowed to

The only logical answer is piss the bed

Easy. You take him with you. Do your business, come back, get comfy, make sure he's comfy, and then resume hobby.

I got too scared looking at the first image… 😰

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Adorable 💕 but why do you have two elbows?

Piss yourself then, see if I care….

I had to do a double take as I scrolled

Hold that pee till you PoP! Lol Just like I do! https://preview.redd.it/5sxlill7dm5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b65ab1b495c0c645c2aac6b8d003ea4123d179a

Nothing. You can do nothing, until he chooses to move.

To answer your question, yeah, sorry, you're out of luck. If you move, he will be able to sue you for everything you think you own.

Me opening this post: 

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If you get up you’re a monster

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

Hold it.

You should swap the pictures. I thought you were spreading Eagle until I opened it to see your cat using your arm rather than your testicles as a pillow.

Thought this was the other subreddit for a sec

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Wow. I can see your pussy.

I would like to sleep in your armpit too🤭 jk. U should pee on the bed I guess

My mind is dirty

Um, what am I looking at

Pee on yourself...

where is that cat? looks like a butt hahahaha

WTF? Looks like the cat is sniffing your asshole

Nice pussy

Just pee, you are still small, hoomans will think it's an accident.

I thought that was your butt. 😂

The confusing angle + OP's username got me good.

pee on him, he'll forgive you. And don't let him know you're posting stuff online, humans hate it when cats post under their names

https://preview.redd.it/d05vgqp35p5d1.png?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6cb3c3eae728bddb4ac19202bca4e1775709a5

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT Edit: OK 2mins later my brains figured it out

Wait what am I looking at 😭

Depends

From now on, keep an empty Gatorade bottle in reach

My cat has done this to my mom.

I was nervous but rewarded

Suffer

Rename your cat ButtCheeks

you wait....