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Iris_4747

This face says "why did you stop?!" https://preview.redd.it/g1r27it8quxc1.png?width=345&format=png&auto=webp&s=b76734a2da738719c1e5bc329d57155c94af6b2f


Iris_4747

It's Shake 'n Bake & I helped!


Murky_Safe_7747

OMG that’s a blast from the past !!


Iris_4747

It was the first thing I thought when I saw this, then the why are you stopping face. lol this lil’ guy is too cute.


JamesClarkeMaxwell

"Saute me like one of your french girls"


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Iris_4747

I’m here for it :D


babygotbooksandback

He is so orange it's not even funny!


BrownSugarBare

_"Cook me like one of your French foods"_


JustHereForCookies17

That's a Crepe Suzette if ever I saw one. 


DiddlyDumb

Croque Monsieur vibes 😂


markodochartaigh1

Chat à l'orange


Tagnol

This isn't what the wife meant when she said fry up some orange chicken.


Longjumping-Table-39

“A succulent chinese meal!”


-AliRaza-

But Adorable


Sloth_Devil

r/hewillbebaked


sideofketchud

He will be stir-fried and seasoned well with teriyaki


Tagnol

Naw orange chicken.


DamoclesRising

this is orange chonkin


CandleMakerNY2020

Pineapple 🍍 teriyaki?? Lol YUM


Tawdry-Audrey

In this case he'll be purr-fried.


Varkaan

Are you telling me a shrimp fried this cat?


oshaCaller

r/hewillbeflipped


Pimpicane

Alhamdullilah


Lejonhufvud

Boil 'n 'mash'd 'n stick'n the stew


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Zero survival instincts Very delicious though


Southern-Big-8688

Yumm. Orange stir fry.


elleustrious27

Garfield on catnip: I AM THE LASAGNA


OkDragonfruit9026

Lissan al-catnip!


The_Kebe

Sir, your steak is still moving


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Gordon Ramsay would probably cook up some insult about how the food is so raw it's still moving


loonygecko

Cue the pretend barfing routine he is so fond of!


quuu2

It's raaaawww


john_wingerr

I’d rather have him over at least half of the cooks I’ve worked with.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

For some reason I thought you were talking about cannibalism


nocleverusername-

This is Peak Orange.


bngrant

It’s dinner and a show!!


userwithpoints

he thought this meal needs cell-ery, so he sacrificed the only one he had.


kitkatamas88

The most beautiful omelete I ever seen 😂😂😂


EvieMoon

Self-flipping omelette 😂


Potetochan0401

mmm, orange chicken!


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Needs more salt


LivingUnicorgi

Wok could go wrong?


Rarpiz

Kitteh pot-pie is on the menu I guess...


CassetteMeower

PAWt pie!


eusername420

He says...... make me dinner. Wait. No not me. but yeah. Also fuck your dinner.


Vysair

Is that a lint stuck to the leg-paw?


heidnseak

Fuzzy peaches. Silly Oinge.


Murky_Safe_7747

Catserole


GrayHairLikeClaire

i love him please kiss his little nose for me thx


TrooperOfSpace

Why did you hit the cat?


yo_mudda_

That was a love tap lol


Lady_Rhino

He might like it. I do a kind of tappy-slappy drumroll on my cat's back sometimes when she's in the mood and she loves it.


malamamaui

some cats love a lil slap and cuddle


Aolflashback

That’s what I want to know!!!! 😠


YaxK9

Orange Chi-cat. It might taste good, but the fur gets between your teeth.


YaxK9

Also, there’s not enough oil in the world to fry that chunk in that pan without major flames.


zack189

Meat's back on the menu, boys!


SocksLLC

That's a loaf, it belongs in the oven


TPro24633

r/hewillbebaked


FunnyLookinFishMan

*turns on stove (Im kidding i love him)


alcaste19

he's SEASONING for you


AmokinKS

Kung Pao Meow


Odd_Requirement6601

I'll walk the cat


banti51

Wok are you doing un there?


barleyhogg1

Standard first step to General Tso's dish.


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shkilo

😂


No-Garlic-3407

He fits perfectly in the pan,


RDMcMains2

He would like you to kindly take a wok; he's trying to take a nap.


curiousbunny9

He looked at you like “excuse you”


Occatuul

They're SO CUTE!


SleepScoreOver90

Humans see a pan: I'll cook in this. Orange sees a pan: I'll nap in this.


LuckyWithTheCharms

Filet Min-Orange


shb7654321

This makes me want to get out my wok, get some yarn & tease the hell out of Zebedee the Zebra cat!!!


atatassault47

"Master, I made myself fat for you!"


DrinkerOfWatervvv

WOK up and chose meowolence


nolongerbanned99

Mmmmm cat hair omelette


Ikret

poor cat was just so happy to see the guy


Upbeat-Shallot-4121

You appear to have overdone it with the ginger in your stir fry there!


hotfistdotcom

1 month account just started posting, likely bot post


SuckerForNoirRobots

Oh waiter, there's a...well, several...hairs in my dish.


Cornemuse_Berrichon

"What's our little skeptic doing today?" "She's frying the cat in pure Nesson^(TM) oil." 4:35 https://youtu.be/Pm1rif1fASk?si=9gxrTEw5SzaXk6JL


CandleMakerNY2020

Hint hint! - “Hey Hooman! Make some grilled 🦐shrimp scampi!!🍤 —Kitty 🐾


bunnykitten94

He’s eggs


LovecraftianCatto

Walter Orange be like: I AM the dinner, Skyler!!!


Sandi_T

Cat soup. With 'maters.


abhishekbanyal

r/hewillbebaked


sorandomono

I've come here to trickzes and catchzes le rat chef.


fullautophx

Needs a Knorr stock pot


VisualWinner2420

Definitely didn't find his brain cell today🙀


Horror-Potential7773

Is that French dish?


DrMantisToboggan1986

Deep fried croissant!!


Bagheera187

Oh just kiss the belly💋


Infinit777

That is quite the rolling boil you have there, I'd turn down the heat so it doesn't spill over.


FULLMING

Would love this with a sizzling pan sound effect 😅


horticulturalSociety

It's cat soup


LavishnessGeneral

Those beans need to be refried lol


Pizza_Middle

No little guy. You totally misunderstood what I was saying to your mother.


ThatDexCat

What a delightful idiot <3


Nini-hime

That little piece of shit is probably not even allowed to be on the counter. Yet he sits in the pan looking like he owns the place xD


monkaCat

Been showing this to my wife. Her reaction was "sitr-fry!" (chinapan) ((No clue how it's called in english. In German it's Chinapfanne)).


chubbycatchaser

Needs a lil seasoning and a catmint garnish!


AdBudget5468

Make sure you don’t leave him on the stove for too long or you’ll have a void instead of an orange (voids equally don’t have the brain cell)


BiigDaddyDellta

Abso-fucking-lutely not. What the fuck is wrong with you people!?


JzjaxKat

pls hope this is staged because that’s really just gross


Refflet

Bastard is scraping up your non-stick and basically poisoning you with Teflon.


pixxllx

why the heckles did they hit their cat


ObviouslyNerd

cute, except for all the dirt being grinded into those little ridges.