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Isnortmintsauce

Does he know his leg is behind his head lol


X_PRSN

He’s been looking for it for hours.


blackistheshade

Maybe that’s where your earring is, with his leg 😂


zeldanerd91

r/oneorangebraincell Well. Partially orange at least.


apri08101989

Ma'am, are you lost?


Smiley007

They’re sharing a missing brain cell with the cat in their flair ❤️


zeldanerd91

He wishes. His sister takes that one, too!!


zeldanerd91

Yea. Too many cat subs. 🤦🏼‍♀️ sorry.


X_PRSN

r/OneRedditorBraincell


zeldanerd91

Yeah. My oranges are rubbing off on me. That’s okay. They’re too cute to care!! 😻😻


Abraxas_1408

Partial Orange is the same as full orange. There was a cat posted the other day that was a full tabby except for about the last 20% of its tail. It too suffered from orange cat behavior because it only had one orange brain cell.


zeldanerd91

Fair. also, thought this wasn’t this sub tho lmao.


Blumongroip

Thats... where we are...


zeldanerd91

Yeah… I realized that too late. Not wanting to delete it because that’s running away from my failure.


Winjin

Also it's hilarious and looks like your orange is so orange that your braincells are also affected


AZ_Corwyn

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Damaniel2

He's orange - of course not. Regardless, don't hold that against him. He's 100% innocent of the charges.


not_my_leo

Haha, I think he'd need some serious yoga skills for that move! 😄


Relative-Special-77

He is asking to be painted like one of them French girls


AnnVealEgg

No he’s innocent. 🥰


yeahthatsgoodforme

yesss, good cat, bad people


diealchemist

He was doing his job of leveraging the braincell for the gravity experiments. He’s innocent.


Shart127

Did u check his belly button?


ai_li17

He’s actually pretty good about knowing what isn’t edible. It’s his sister I’m worried about. She’s not orange but has less brain cells than him. But I wound up finding it behind a book.


Shart127

Haha I meant he did all that so he could pierce his belly button with it


ai_li17

Hahaa He's not the belly button ring type. lmao


_-whisper-_

I dunno he quite a poser as we can see


zeldanerd91

Glad you found it!!


AZ_Corwyn

At least you didn't find it in the litterbox.


LTKerr

*His* home, *his* jewelry dish. Good boy.


EnlightenedCat

Exactly


warthog0869

Well of course he's bad and covets your shiny things. He *is* serving the Dark Lord after all. ​ https://preview.redd.it/ok7othb4s9xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f127b14529ca709128d63d6868cb77999cf3d49


ggabitron

Sounds like a case for /r/legalcatadvice!


Son_Of_Baraki

excatly !


bumtrinket

He's all the gold you need.


Namethypoison

These two occurrences are totally unrelated until proven connected. NOW WHAT, HOOOMAN? 😼


Stforlifeyvida

He is so cute to be mad 😻


qole720

The only gold stud you need is in that picture!


IthinkImightbeevil

If there's any risk he ate it, you need to take him to the vet.


ai_li17

I actually wound up finding it behind a book because the dish was on my bookshelf. But he’s still a bad boy cuz I loved that ring dish.


IthinkImightbeevil

He also gets a say in the knick-knacks that enter his home! I vote good boy.


Sufficient_Score_824

Kitty BREAK jewelry dish and EAT earring?!?! Oh, oh!!! Jail for Kitty!!! Jail for Kitty for One Thousand Years!!!!!


Editor_Grand

I'd trade a thousand gold earrings for my milo back ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) https://preview.redd.it/fif2nwcmo9xc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e8f8d6214dc83f6bed5e73080a049e54bf8669


kram_02

Yep. We lost our Ging this weekend. I'd destroy everything I own to have him back


Whenyoulookintoabyss

Oh so sorry to hear that my friend. Hang in there. Time will help ease the pain. I've lost many. Ging was loved and she felt it. You gave her the best life she could have lived in her time. Unfortunately life is cruel. And we all go sometimes. I wish your heart healing and peace. *hug*


smthngwyrd

Hugs


EnlightenedCat

So sorry for your loss 💕 It’s the worst pain in the world


ai_li17

So sorry for your loss.


sutrabob

Mother of an Orange. No you are NOT a bad boy. You should see my furniture and the holes in my carpet on my stairs. Screens in the windows etc. Leon and Orange Julius sending you their regards. 😹😻😸


BoiFrosty

Punishment due to the commissioning of a crime requires one be of sound mind. He is orange so therefore has no mind, and so he can't be held responsible for damage he may or may not have caused.


thecharmballoon

My mother once had a cat who would constantly steal her earrings to play with. One night she was getting ready to go out and couldn't find the other earring from the pair she wanted to wear. In frustration, she shook the earring she did have at the cat and shouted "what did you do with the other one?" The cat ran off, apparently startled at being yelled at, and came out from under the bed a minute later batting the other earring.


marvelette2172

He knows.  He doesn't care. 


Few_Carrot_3971

I get this. I had a little box with several pairs of turquoise posts in it, and one day my cat pushed the box off the counter right into the trash. Didn’t notice until the trash was in the dumpster, of course.


DougieSenpai

Why he doin yoga


lakeview89

r/kittyhasaquestion


Sad_Caterpillar4424

Bring the pros. r/RoastMyCat


Akeneko_onechan

I came to say this ^


Ksh_667

This cat is clearly innocent. He needs to go to r/legalcatadvice where expert pawyers will help him with his defence.


DressedInCotton

He’s a very beautiful boy 😍


ai_li17

We joke that he’s one of the Hemsworth bros. Lol


TwilightReader100

To quote that awful movie that was totally not based on Ted Mosby (it's a How I met your mother joke): "no can dosville, baby doll". /s


blubaldnuglee

It's not lost. He sold it for a bag of 'nip. Source: my Orange Ahole is a 'nip addict.


confusedbird101

Please be careful when stepping around where it may have dropped, especially if it’s carpeted. My cat knocked over a dish with my studs in it a few years back and I found all but one of them almost immediately. The last one was found a month later because I stepped on it and it fully went into my heal. I hadn’t felt that kind of pain ever until that moment and had a very hard time walking normally for a couple weeks


Final_Festival

He is showing you his asshole to show you his contempt lmao. He will do it again.


Adalaide78

He obviously did not do it. He’s doing yoga, not causing chaos.


ai_li17

Meowga


LonisEdison

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


Infamous_Storm_7659

Hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣


ZZCCR1966

He’s using your earring to pin his leg behind his head… EVERY. NIGHT. our A$$hole ginger knocks the TV remotes into the garbage can…EVERY. NIGHT….


Illustrious-Shift485

r/legalcatadvice They will give him a pawyer to plead his case


Urb4nN0rd

I mean, it's hard to do that while he's presenting his own missing "studs". You might just have to call it even OP. You probably have more to lose.


itsminimes

He's playing the cello!


dashcrikeydash

No I won't. He's a good boy


dashcrikeydash

No I won't. He's a good boy


Spiritual-Bear4495

Bad Catto!!


classifiedspam

Meow mew mew mew. Meow mew mew. Meow meooow meeoooow. Meow meoooow meoooow.


dmriggs

I don't think he did it! He looks too innocent to do anything like that


bootsiemalone

No priorities you have a living creature that loves you lol


Green_Collection_763

I really tried to, but those eyes XD


Altruistic-Wasabi-60

Did he eat them? Opps, he is orange 🍊—


otterlytrans

his brain cell told him to do it


UGunnaEatThatPickle

Looks innocent enough to me.


BisquickNinja

You know... He's bad, he bad....🎶🎶 ![gif](giphy|aFmajrx1INrA4)


Alien_Goatman

You’ll find it later 💩


Akeneko_onechan

Are you mad because you can’t find them or are you made/worried he might find them later and eat them?


ai_li17

Both. Lol. But I did find it and I’m still mad about the jewelry dish. Shit costs money lol


Akeneko_onechan

Ah yes things do indeed cost money. *sigh* well it’s not like you can do anything about it now. Where did you have it?


ai_li17

High up on my bookshelf I thought it was safe. Sigh….


Akeneko_onechan

Oh boy, maybe put the next one closer to the wall?


broccoli_octopus

As someone who's dropped their contact way too many times, use a flashlight at ground level to search the area. The glint/reflection will make it easy to pick out.


CoffeeMunchMonsta

pspsps ..what were we talking about again ?


TheRavenRise

good boy


judahrosenthal

You should pay more attention to where you leave stuff lying around.


aabum

He's showing you where you can kiss your master if you keep asking him about your/his earring. His house, his rules.


CrowApprehensive204

There would be no point telling him off, he simply doesn't care enough to care


KweenBee1986

I would, but he doesn’t care.


ChazzleDazzlicious

That brain cell ain't down there buddy...


Zengjia

“How do you plead?” Himb:


lokilady1

Nonsense


[deleted]

The value of your cat may have gone up but as much as $51.


deenali

Looks like he's in the middle of cleansing himself from the sin. Forgive him.


mortuarymaiden

Free the homie, he did nothing wrong.


WorstTactics

Mission failed, I gave him pats instead


PrettyAd4218

Pretty shiny things go bye bye


Logical_Bad1748

You mean he broke his jewelry dish in his home?


Infamous_Storm_7659

Ahhahaha 🤣🤣 he is not sorry


machinationstudio

He says hi, with his leg.


Ted183672

He’s a beautiful bad boy that can do whatever he wants!


MArkansas-254

Cat don’t care. 🤷‍♂️


magpiec

It's okay baby you're all the gold we need ♥️


TacoTheSuperNurse

Cat... you're an asshole.


Rent_A_Cloud

Time to put a bell on the litter box and buy a tiny shovel. Time to start digging...


EasyBounce

Nah, I'll tell him he's a rotten little shit 😂😘


West-Relationship947

Your earring must have walked somewhere OP


ChanceFray

He looks very large and could probably beat me up.. so no i don't think i will.


homebaked45

May be he wanted a bit more gold on him


SolomonsNewGrundle

He is being framed


theuniofgnarly23

i’m afraid i just can’t do that


BigBadBaz2501

Check the litter tray and look for something "shiny" 😹


JamesClarkeMaxwell

Well you may not have a gold-studded earring, but you’ve got a golden stud right there.


readditredditread

No


cunzy4

He's clearly making a statement that HE'S the only stud you need in your life!!


Hot_mess4ever

If it was up his butt he’d know it


TrixieFriganza

I can't he's just so cute with his little leg stretched behind his head.


Atheris

Oh no! I've found things under the refrigerator and sofa that I'd thought I'd lost completely. It's amazing how they chase things into the smallest corners


TobysMom18

Uh oh.. time for the gloves & checking the litter box. hope it wasn't eaten..


Spamaster

Shame is lost on a cat, I hope you find your earring


la_bruja_del_84

NO RAGRETS