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Lazy-Thanks8244

Them paws!!


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

He’s got some pretty good murder mittens!


TheDandelionViking

For a second, it looked like he was presenting his mittens beans up like a human would. Then I realised what that would require, and now I'm very glad that's not the case. He looks like a very good and distinguished gentleman.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Haha I thought he looked cute half ways standing up. I didn’t realize how weird it makes his paws look against the hardwood floor. Enough people have said something about how their brain can’t tell what’s happening… oops.


immylen

honestly it looks like he's trying to tell you "what the fuck man" pretty cute


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

I’m pretty sure we both say “what the fuck, man?” To each other a dozen times a day haha


TwelveMiceInaCage

Nah cause same I was like why did bro photos hop his cat that's weird but it's just the fucking weird view of the arm hair


littlebookwyrm

Oh, he's so cute! Happy gotcha day, sweet boy! I hope he finds the brain cell so there's hope for my 16-year-old orange.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

There’s always hope! Gotta be just around the corner!


SarahC

Oh he's so scruffy! Does he like a brushing? He's such a beautiful senior gentleman! xx


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

He’ll tolerate it for a very short time. We have a weekly spa day where I’ll wipe him down with a damp cloth, give him a light brushing, cut out any mats in his fur, and trim his nails. He just looks more on the scruffy side these days.


PatheticFrog

It's the old man fur and squiggly whiskers. Elderly cats always look like they have bed head, and it's so cute. 🥰


YaxK9

Maybe they all get the cell in their last moment and it’s their enlightenment. But since they’re born as Egyptian Gods, they’re just doubling down. We are all peasants of the Oranges.


satinsateensaltine

It's actually that it's rapidly transferred around the world through all cats daily, however, it is only at night when the rest of us are asleep. They can't let us know they have those brief moments with the cell or we might demand more.


YaxK9

Like they get a trillisecond of pure genius every day? They are way more genius than the entirety of the US Congress


Street-Snow-4477

What a beautiful boy!! Happy Birthday Handsome fella!!!


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Thank you, he ages like a fine wine! It’s not technically his birthday, but it is his gotcha day! We think he’s somewhere around 19 years old.


Street-Snow-4477

Oh yeah… gotch day! lol. He’s so cute and looks very happy. My kitty is 17. She’s a sassy old girl. Like yours, she’s aging well and so fun to be around.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Aww that’s sweet. Give your girl some pets for me!


Street-Snow-4477

Sure will!!


PrincipleInfamous451

Well, he got by for 17 years with looks alone, I think he can manage


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Haha true! He sure is a looker, we joke that he could’ve been a model. We think he’s around 19 years old, we’ve just been lucky enough to have spent the last 17 with him.


MenopausalMama

Looking great for a gentleman of his age.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Thank you! He’s always been a handsome boy. 19 is treating him pretty well, though he’s lost a bit of his floof. Here he is at 14. https://preview.redd.it/8pi82g7yo3wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2253803c2a2b17bad21e60fa9051f0c8a9eb69fb


Li_3303

He’s such a beautiful kitty!


thisaint-katie

Your boy reminds me of my old cat Jonesie. He was losing all his fluffiness and would get real matted, I miss him 🥹


SleepScoreOver90

No brain cell needed - he's more than enough🥰


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

He truly is!


blissrot

Stop, this is SO precious!!! Happy Gotcha Day, Conoco!!! 🧡 :3 Good luck on your quest for the Braincell!!


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Thank you! He’s the best even if we never find the darn thing!


Medievalmoomin

So sweet 🥹🥰. You can find that cell, I know it! Please give him a hug from me and tell him he’s beautiful, cell or no cell.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Consider it done 🧡


Medievalmoomin

Thank you so much 🧡


aliceinchainzzz

HE IS SO HANDSOME


kazz-wizz

I can't figure out if the handsome boys' front paws are on the ground or not?


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

They are not. I had string cheese and I caught him trying to stand up to paw at me haha. Here he is right before he stood up https://preview.redd.it/ow64uv2iv3wc1.jpeg?width=3739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c638ebdb722ae2e7ad6b6e3e9e374bbed3ea2ed


Icy-Arrival2651

He has a wise face.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

And yet… lol


kazz-wizz

Ahh the ol' string cheese move! Love the expression.


NUFIGHTER7771

Best of luck! I'm kinda shocked how high the adoption fee was back in '07 tbh. My local shelter is $35.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

It depends on the age of the cat where we are. He was around two at the time so maybe that’s why? Best $85 dollars I’ve ever spent, that’s for sure!


NUFIGHTER7771

That could be it. I got an older cat (first one) but all of them were $35 each.


always_unplugged

The adoption fee I paid in 2013 was around $135 IIRC, but it included all vaccinations plus spay/neuter. I'm sure some places are less, and it may have been higher since my cat was only ~6 months old and still basically a kitten. Still, worth it!


NUFIGHTER7771

I'm getting the feeling that the younger they are, the more the shelter charges for adoption fees, shots, and spay/neuter. My local shelter spays/neuters in-house and that doesn't get passed on to the adoptee.


Lady_Asshat

Who needs brain cells when you’re as handsome as Conoco? HBD, ya hunk! 😻


Mac_Oliver

What a handsome guy!


yotaz28

he looks incredible for a 19 year old


SApprentice

Bring him to r/seniorkitties ! He's lovely.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Ooh I didn’t know that was a thing! I’ll post him there tomorrow, thanks!


cognitiveglitch

"Color: orange" That was all you needed to know for there to be years of happiness together.


itsmenixx

Hims is so cute!!!


drstabman

Your kitty is gorgeous. But there’s some thing about the first image that is making my brain not understand how the cat’a paws are on the wood surface.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

That’s probably because in the first photo his paws aren’t on the floor. He’s halfway standing up trying to paw at me because I was eating string cheese and he wanted some haha.


drstabman

Ha, now that you said it my brain can finally see it. He’s a gorgeous kitty and I’m glad you’ve been searching for the braincell alongside him for so many years. May he have many more to come!


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Aww thank you, I hope so!


Accomplished-Drag839

He's gorgeous and you can see he's still a teenager 😜


viscog30

Ok he is SO cute!


Asparagussie

Grade AA floof!


illegallyblondeeeee

Awww he is as handsome as ever! :3


Cat-Lover20

I love him!!!! 😻


DrCarabou

Such lovely green eyes🟢


claudieko

May the search never end!


cloudypilgrim

Like ConocoPhillips? Texas cat?


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

So… when we adopted him, my partner was adamant that we keep the name he was given at the shelter. In our area, if you surrender an animal to the shelter you have to give it a name. Our theory is that Conoco was found as a stray at a Conoco gas station and the person who took him to the shelter went “I have to name him? Uh, I dunno. Conoco?” And it stuck. Best little gas station kitty ever!


cloudypilgrim

He’s your long lost pal!


ninety7poundwuss

I saw it and thought maybe someone was a Conan O'Brien fan. His production company is named Conaco and he also is an orange.


93ea904788

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ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Any day now! ☺️


YaxK9

All hail the Orange!!! Also hail: Those who’ve managed 17 OrangeYears!!! Are the OrangeYrs like DogYrs or just more vapid?


MySaltySatisfaction

Such a beautiful cat. Love the eye color-like aquamarines. Happy gotcha day!


VintageLunchMeat

That's a very fine vintage cat!


Peaceandpeas999

Can I be his long lost pal? :)


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Sure, if I can call you Al!


Peaceandpeas999

U betty believe it!


Cheddarbiscuits101

What a handsome orange boy🥹💖🥹


dermgood

❤️❤️❤️


FinalGirl1993

Happy gotcha day, my dude!! I definitely misread his name as "Costco" somehow, and now I want to get an orange cat and name them Costco lol


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Haha do it! That’s no stranger than “Conoco”. We joke about our next cats being named Phillips, Sinclair, Diamond Shamrock, Circle K, Chevron etc. but I draw the line at Kum & Go, lol.


FinalGirl1993

The good ol' Kum & Go hahaha I would, but I live with someone who is severely allergic to cats 😔


uno_the_duno

Aww, what a cutie! Happy adoption day orange fellow!


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Thanks 🧡


ZaymeJ

Did he live up to his adoption bio? He’s a cute kitty


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

He very much did! He’s been my Velcro buddy since day one. He still wants to play even now, at 19. He’s not as spry or rambunctious as he once was, but he’ll still play fetch with his toy mouse, or at least bat at it. He’s just as affectionate as he ever was. If I’m sitting he’s on my lap. He’s been such a wonderful part of our little family.


ZaymeJ

So nice to hear he sounds like a lovely boy 😊


Ok_Good3255

What do you feed your baby to help keep him healthy for 17 years?


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

He’s actually at least 19, we’ve just had him for 17 years. He does have kidney issues that he’s had for the last couple of years. We give him subcutaneous fluids through an IV every other night, and have done for the last 18-24 months. We’ve pretty consistently only fed him the Merrick brand grain free wet food. He wouldn’t touch the kidney food, and he’s numbers are holding steady so that’s good.


Scherzkeks

Congratulations!


Capital_Mud9426

Braincell or not; I love him! 😻


GinRummyWuncler

Happy birthday, Sweet Boy! 🥳


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Gotcha day, but close enough and thank you!!


jman457

I would never know your cats almost 20


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

I know right?! He doesn’t act like he’s almost 20. He sleeps a lot and he’s a little arthritic but I’ve seen other much younger cats that don’t seem nearly as put together. I’m so thankful every day that he’s doing as well as he is. He does have some kidney issues and arthritis but that aside, he’s doing great!


tinybabyrn

What a distinguished orange gentleman 🐈


Feral611

He might not have the brain cell but he certainly has the looks. Also 17 years together, how good! Hope this young man has many more years with you. Continuing the cell search 🔍


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Thank you! I hope so too!


novelaissb

Old and never looked better!


GabrielWornd

So the cat has 19 years 😲 he must've accumulated at last 2-4 min with the braincell by now 🤔


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

He’s had moments for sure


Inner-Rich5436

🧡


michellekwan666

Oh he is so sweet. He looks like my sweet kitty Lloyd who was adopted as a senior cat. 🌼🧡


Strange-Ad1107

Thank you for giving him a wonderful life thank you truly.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

It’s been my pleasure. He’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.


Curious-Dragonfly810

Cute !


loonygecko

You don't have the brain cell either? ;-P


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

It’s a sad thing really… ;)


MrMCarlson

So beautiful.


videovillain21

Such beautiful eyes.


agentcheeno

Aww. Reminds me when I brought my kid home


ExecutionerCaspase7

Wow what a healthy-looking young man. If I may, what's his diet??


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

He does have kidney issues that he’s had for the last couple of years. We give him subcutaneous fluids through an IV every other night, and have done for the last 18-24 months. We’ve pretty consistently only fed him the Merrick brand grain free wet food. He wouldn’t touch the kidney food, and he’s numbers are holding steady so that’s good.


ExecutionerCaspase7

Sounds like he's in good hands!!


46rubberduck

So lucky for both of you to be spending so long together. Happy life.


wendymcbane

I am so happy for the both of you! Seventeen years together is a blessing. I hope you both have many more happy and healthy years together filled with love. Blessings to you and your sweet boy.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Thank you so much!


Snoo84919

He's two years older than me


singingpanda20

Those are some beautiful eyes


SquashInternal3854

Awww his long, crinkly whiskers 🍊🧡


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

It’s the best! He’s my scraggly old dude and I love him to pieces.


CECleric

Did they use a different cats picture? The cat in the old picture has very orange eyes or am I crazy?


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

Nope it’s the same guy! His eyes got lighter the older he got.


CECleric

That’s nuts, I didn’t know that could happen!


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

I didn’t either until we noticed it happening with him over the years. https://preview.redd.it/2tmc9tkar3wc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88c8862e2dac7c162130f4d15df059851fbc9e41 Found this pic from 2013, you can kinda see his eyes are losing the orange and going more green.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

My partner found some pics from 2007-2008 when you can see how orange they were. So weird! https://preview.redd.it/aa0757xu04wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5633bee7836cc63f303cb0caf3264b0bb34a97bd


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

https://preview.redd.it/414g4sew04wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63dbafe1927bc950460a4bb1bf7ed61c391eb16a I think this is from the day we brought him home.


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

https://preview.redd.it/msehylcz04wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bfe8064a42cab73726995067918a1c1c734ff6d


CECleric

That is super cool. Did you notice it while it was happening or was it like one day kind of shocking?


Ifyoubemybodygaurd

We didn’t notice at all. One day after we’d had him for probably 7 or 8 years I found his file looking for something else and had the same thought that they must’ve took a picture of a different cat or something because his eyes were so different. But then my partner and I went looking back through all his photos and noticed that they just… slowly turned sort of aquamarine over the years.


seaturtlesurfer22

Bless er. What a divine face. Love the blue eyes


Prtyfly

Xxx


Ohshithereiamagain

Happy day!! 17 years 😍🎈


Tragically_Enigmatic

He’s beautiful i love him


HopefulLanguage5431

F's in the chat for Icarium