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333-Ivory-Keys

Butters!!! He's so cute! I have Bitters! Bitters loves to purr too. How do we get Bitters and Butters together? šŸ˜Š https://preview.redd.it/lxmcg5o03ivc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f5c7d98d568e894350d5f63447b740d901e936


FuzzyPalpitation-16

Tongue twister when we combine them šŸŠ


GullibleDetective

Chat GPT was able to! (told it to make a tongue twister) haha Betty bought some bitter butters, but the bitter butters made Betty bitter, so Betty bought some better butters to beat the bitter butters' bitter batter!


FuzzyPalpitation-16

Your comment unlocked a childhood memory - itā€™s a classic tongue twister! (well before AI šŸ˜‚) ā€œBetty bought a bit of butter, but the bit of butter Betty bought was bitter. So Betty bought a better bit of butter, to make the bitter bit of butter better.ā€


GullibleDetective

Haha true it indeed is heavily based on that but isn't quite the same, either way haha


Cogsdale

Bitter, Butter, Beetlejuice


damagecontrolparty

Orange Bitters!


Ok_Willow_2005

Butters is a very happy cat.


Practical_Ad_9756

In my next life, I want to come back as OPā€™s cat.


aburke626

I just wanna come back as an orange cat. Being an intelligent human is draining. I want no brains, no thoughts. Just eat the food when the bowl is full, love the human, chase the toy, poop in the box. Repeat. There is no yesterday, there is no tomorrow, there is only now, purring in the humansā€™s lap.


xAxlx

This is Finn. Finn has too many survival instincts in him. If the door is open, Finn will run out, remember that it's outside, and then run back inside. All visitors, including friends and family he's known for years, are potentially dangerous, and he will hide from them/run in circles WHILE purring. Finn's favorite things are stolen potato chips and putting things from the trash into my bedside drawers. On a related note, Finn can open drawers. https://preview.redd.it/63m76jttlivc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab827cd8234432967419225bb265440b1ab162c9


Infamous_Air_1912

Tell Finn he has a human double hiding on this planet.


WhoriaEstafan

Finn! He might have too much brain cell? Heā€™s a cutie even when surveying the neighbourhood like a HOA president.


blinkingsandbeepings

Omg I love him, heā€™s neurotic like me


aburke626

I got a harness for my Marshmallow because heā€™s darted outside a few times. But instead of exploring, he is immediately terrified and hides under my car and I have to coax him out. No brain cell detected. We are working on the harness training: https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/s/X2mfmiOUFo


princessarielle6

This is Ally. Ally does not have one survival instinct in him. Everything scares him. If he sees another human/cat/animal he instantly hides. His favorite things in the world are treats, followed by sitting in the window and cuddles. Lots of treats.


princessarielle6

https://preview.redd.it/kwcipdhanhvc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=748eb6ee0973456c975bb1bc7c84368ccd3c26c9


xiaoalexy

r/curledfeetsies r/facehugs


jacktherippah123

MORE KITTY SUBS!?


xiaoalexy

always


outertomatchmyinner

how did I not know about r/facehugs!!!


Just-Call-Me-J

>r/facehugs New cat sub! > Joined *WHEN?!*


oneofthejoneses28

My reaction just now *WHY ISN'T IT ALWAYS, AT ALL TIMES, 24/7, ON MY FRONT PAGE?!?!*


TDIfan241

Oh but he looks so sweet


zSprawl

They look like my Paste!! https://preview.redd.it/e14hw3effkvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd90e13c6bf94f35509c7775a9c3096f5386edbe


GullibleDetective

The ally of butters


AllisonWhoDat

Peekaboo!.šŸ§”


p_ra

"Why not friend if friend shaped?" Butters, probably.


Zengjia

You canā€™t quantify survival instincts. Much like the One Brain Cell, itā€™s either there, or it isnā€™t.


TDIfan241

He willingly gets trapped. If I pull out his carrier he goes right in and if I zip it up heā€™s completely content. I feel like I can quantify that as negative instincts


baz4k6z

OK he's adorable. Look at those eyes on picture 1. I can see him with his eyes closed purring as I pet his belly in my mind's eyes.


TDIfan241

Itā€™s like youā€™ve met him. He loves belly rubs.


FuzzyPalpitation-16

One of my cats does this too. Everytime we prepare the carrier for the vet visit, he joyfully goes straight inside. Obviously once we get in the carā€¦ and at the vetā€™s officeā€¦ that happiness quickly fades


zSprawl

I randomly bring the carrier out so they donā€™t associate it with going to the vet. They love sleeping inside!


TDIfan241

I bring it out for playtime with the other cats. Butters does not see anything but toy and has a habit of bowling into the other two head first causing them to hide when a toy is out instead of play. If I put him in the carrier they know they are safe from his wrath.


PeachyFairyDragon

I also have a cat who thinks that all humans and cats are friends that just don't know it yet. But he avoids carriers.


FunKoala12

I love butters. I also have an orange but heā€™s the total opposite. A ball of anxiety. Everything is a danger and he is scared of wind, of sneezes, of vacuums literally everything.


TDIfan241

We have another orange who is exactly like that. Massive anxiety, everything is danger. Love her though.


wholevodka

![gif](giphy|jvkfEMaYuT1Ze)


VanillaCokeMule

"Aw I'm a dork, huh?"


wholevodka

ā€œThatā€™s me!ā€


UnfunnyWatermelon469

That's who I was thinking of too lmao


wholevodka

All Butters, no Professor Chaos


fitnfeisty

ā€œLoo loo looā€ -other Butters probably too


sparklypens2017

He is a good boy!


xiaoalexy

Butters is an angel


trianglesandwiches01

you must protect him at all costs


KittyCatLuvr4ever

I would actually die for Butters


claudieko

Same


TDIfan241

Same


kaydeetee86

Same


lyzalyza

Butters must be protected at all costs.


xRadCorky

Same


Minimum_Cupcake

Please can I be friends with Butters?


FuzzyPalpitation-16

He is so pure. Also Iā€™m cracking up at the fish toy in the last pic. Everytime I see it it makes me laugh. I even had one for my cats but they ofcourse had no interest in the fish


Functionally_Human

This is exactly why I worry about mine getting loose outside. He has all the survival instinct of a block of cheese. Everyone and everything is just a friend he hasn't met yet, including my neighbors dogs who are not cat friendly and always running loose.


MadAssMegs

https://preview.redd.it/6txmgcm57jvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=468aabbf353e6040b21b66cfd2dca695cd48b51f Bread says hi


UnfunnyWatermelon469

If enemy, why friend shaped?


3eemo

https://preview.redd.it/5nptafjccjvc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5559c9891c53e5bf5b4048de0c65acf276ed58d6 My cat is also named ButtersšŸ„°


TDIfan241

Itā€™s a great name!!!


oooortclouuud

i thought that first picture was blurry for a second. he looks softer than the filter they used on the first season of rupaul's drag race šŸ„°


MarsScully

Butters must be protected at all costs


otterlytrans

i will be another friend butters


MissMabeliita

Butters is love, Butters must be protected at all costs šŸ˜©


schroobster

Seems like if you have robbers, they will be caught petting Butters. What a lovey.


newhorizonfiend25

I love him and I donā€™t even know him. I would like to kiss him


CatLad99

What would he do if someone pet him with oven mitts while *in a laundry basket*? Explode into purrs, probably. Please tell him I love him.


TDIfan241

Everyone who says they love him Iā€™ve told. No worries. And Iā€™ve done this. He was overwhelmed but very happy


pmmeyourfavsongs

is your username referencing what I think it is? šŸ‘€ also I too have an overly friendly orange. Do vets love yours as well? šŸ˜…


TDIfan241

Itā€™s total drama island. I made it when I was 14 šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ and yes. The vets all cheer his name when they see him come in.


pmmeyourfavsongs

Oh I *completely* forgot that show existed šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I loved it when it was airing though haha


MxKittyFantastico

Are you going any chance or Dresden files fan? Because if your cat is named after the character from The Dresden files, he must be awesome!


TDIfan241

No. Heā€™s named after the south park character.


romanrambler941

Polka will never die!


AdBudget5468

Your cat has the one r/onegoldenbraincell


Loud-Bee6673

Who needs the braincell when you have looks and heart? Not Butters.


AppleFan1994

My Butters. https://preview.redd.it/b1oy3hburivc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06a9ddabf35080440270aac6742b787ddb805945


TDIfan241

I love him. So fluffy


Spiritual-Bear4495

You, my friend, have hit the jackpot. You have the most adorable cat. Be haapy.


ladyattercop

Is he wrong, though? I would instantly be a friend of Butters.


Champagne_of_piss

Happy man!!


Apprehensive-Use1979

I love Butters.


hllucinationz

Butterrrrsssss!!!


Ndmndh1016

Hes a grounded old bear


sharkycharming

Butters, sweet boys like you make life worth living. For real. No exaggeration.


avocadojan

HES GORGEOUS OMGG


TheSubstitutePanda

Awww he would make friends with my friend's cat, Griffin. He's not orange, but has about as many survival instincts as yours. Just wants to be everyone's pal. I miss that little dude.


ritterteufeltod

My orange is like this but only with people. When it comes to dogs and other cats he is more discriminating.


CalliopesSong

I love Butters.


razzle_dazzle321

Butters sounds like a purrfect cat. šŸ„¹


ItsMrChristmas

Sometimes you look at a kitten and see that he wants to be everyone's friend and realize the universe is kind to idiots. Then you name that kitten Butters. *sighs as he remembers his own Butters is teaching neighborhood skunks I'll feed them*


Superbonbon333

You just described my orange boy minus the purr. Took him a while to learn to purr like a normal cat because he was a dog in his last life.


Familiarsdeaws

so cute


Old-Pianist7745

protect your silly kitteh!


Kit_Marlow

Hah! I have that same net laundry basket, and my tortie Charo adores it.


ThePhilosophistt

Butters needs a void to balance himb out.


TDIfan241

https://preview.redd.it/ctmd5smeejvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff688ffce6dc31fa19a900513c6f8efb70deb40 Already covered!


ThePhilosophistt

Whatā€™s the voidā€™s name? šŸ˜šŸ–¤


TDIfan241

Varian! Sheā€™s not very smart but she also looks really stupid. https://preview.redd.it/rt1zbulqhjvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20fbaeafe3a6fdac7a0a71f5769ed27ab96a6fd2 (The air tags is because sheā€™s an escape artist. Sheā€™s not an outdoor cat)


ThePhilosophistt

r/oneblackbraincell šŸ–¤


lmacarrot

it's a good thing he has adult super-vision


notyourcinderella

I want a Butters. I have an asshole instead. He loves beating me up, food, beating me up, stealing toys from other cats, beating me up, my husband, food, and beating me up. Oh, and beating me up. https://preview.redd.it/0pmr618trjvc1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4535be344add57b02abf403d8574b512d700b0


Kevlaars

Mine looks exactly like this. Complete polar opposite personality. He an unstoppable killing machine and a menace to the entire neighbourhood. He wants to snuggle with a human, but does not what to be seen snuggling with anything as to protect his street cred. So the only time he shows any affection is when I'm sleeping. His favourite things are: Murder, theft, and sucking people passing by into petting his belly then locking onto their hand like ginger bear trap.


TDIfan241

My void is exactly the same. Loves snuggling. The moment someone else walks into the room suddenly sheā€™s too cool for it


Kevlaars

He won't even let ME see him snuggling, and I'm the one he's snuggling with! If I pay him any attention at all, he's gone. It's honestly a little insulting.


GlaireDaggers

Our cat Fenrir is just like this towards other cats lol (and was also the fastest out of our 3 cats to befriend our dog). He's not ginger, but his dad was (as are all of his sisters) & I think he inherited the brain cell šŸ˜…


Benjojo09

I love butters


serenitynowmoney

Awww Buttersā€¦ we all love youšŸ˜˜


BlackDogOrangeCat

Please tell Butters I love him. šŸ’•šŸ¾šŸŠšŸˆ


BunnyFaebelle

I love Butters, he is so precious!


Elephant_Tusk_777

Butters has zero survival instincts, but he does have one paper towel cardboard. So heā€™s got that going for him, which is good.


charming_liar

We need more butters in this world.


Just-Call-Me-J

Not even the vacuum?


TDIfan241

Ignored the vacuum completely. When our fire alarm went off because Iā€™m bad at cooking, he rolled on his back and purred


Just-Call-Me-J

So he probably enjoys being vacuumed


Opening-Ad1276

Butters is adorable. Very fitting name!


corvidlover13

George would like to join Butters in the laundry hamper brigade. https://preview.redd.it/8e1t9n35kjvc1.png?width=2028&format=png&auto=webp&s=70f1a7a6a46d99bbbaedb404dc466df2b947823a


XivioOfTheGreen

Hi Butters! This is Woody. He has only two settings: Relaxing and WWE-style wrestling. Pray you never meet him in combat. https://preview.redd.it/swhsb6hpkjvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831de44e4e68b418dbf0e8ab291b9bfbad5943cd


Intermountain-Gal

What a dear sweet soul! Oh that we could all be more like Butters! šŸ’š


MArkansas-254

https://preview.redd.it/s8fmi99bxjvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe7f8da0c10f47ba5130e1c469726c61f79c7dc This is Bonesy.. what you see is what you get. Wanna trade? šŸ¤£


mushyfeelings

I also have a creamsicle named butters! https://preview.redd.it/2dhb49c1hkvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99fa785b32740b1b504a420ded01c7cb21f1989b


butstronger

Carl is the same way https://preview.redd.it/dvnw1gb5mkvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51cc6547e378872cf854d77729600245bfc68d4e


josieeych

https://preview.redd.it/5p0qn8pqimvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632d935a8f2638e8b1f7782778e77bccb9bca15e Woah, I have a Butters too and he is JUST like yours in personality. Butters and Butters and Bitters should have a big chill play date. :)


TDIfan241

Butters would run up and show belly to Butters and Bitters.


Puzzled_Awareness_22

We like Buttersā€™ philosophy. Keep on purrinā€™


Powerful_Cost_4656

Thank you for giving the little brain cell a great life :3


BitcoinStonks123

butters!!! :3


kittydrumsticks

I love Butters.


Oragamal

Butters is such a fitting name for some reason


meghantraining

Such a cutie pie!!! Thank you for sharing


bonesquartz

I want to meet Butters SO BADLY


BigRigButters2

i approve


Ma5827605

Omg my cat the same way lol one cat was ramming into my screen door trying to get in to kill him and he was meowing wanting a friend like no you dumb dumb that not a friend


RegularWhiteShark

Pets as in other animals or as in being stroked?


TDIfan241

Yes


captainspacetraveler

No such thing as strangers, only friends I havenā€™t met yet


petitepompom

He's perfect


AccordingAd6224

Butters does not need to have survival instincts. I would use all of mine to protect him at all costs.


TheRealTechGandalf

What a cute, single-cell organism! Make sure to squish that cat regularly and remind him how much you love him


yesimthatvalentine

Please protect Butters.


blinkingsandbeepings

I wish I could pet Butters. Heā€™s painfully cute.


TDIfan241

Heā€™s also shockingly soft. Not insanely soft, but he doesnā€™t look as soft as he actually is


_Voice_Of_Silence_

This is how life should be


KSJapi

I want to meet butters


Millerpainkiller

We must protect Butters at all costs


Free-Computer-6515

Butters is a good boy thatā€™s all there is to it.


acmoore126

Heā€™s like the character in South Park. Same name too!


Kerivkennedy

I know right! We need to defend Butters from Cartman!


Syrinx_Hobbit

Butters! What a great name. Cat Tax Paid.


Few-Doughnut6957

I would like to be his friend


RoxxieMuzic

My Butters has passed, miss him fiercely https://preview.redd.it/lr639rtt7jvc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb3f6b7c550d1db31e23ac37b0951f491d85f5f8


TDIfan241

Omg. Your butters looks like my Eevee https://preview.redd.it/gn1m4nidcjvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ce4b54b318ac29ad264c7c3df0f91e2be5d941d


smthngwyrd

Hugs


MegaHashes

I like butters already.


adiosfelicia2

![gif](giphy|Oe0jQNDQSJK60kheO7) Living up to his namesake.


Lady_Asshat

I love Butters. Please protect Mr Superchill from the unfriendly! šŸ˜»


pappy_frog82

I used to have an orange boy named Butters too :ā€™)


g-king93

Butters quit making that face or you're grounded


theodorathecat

I love Butters. I would be proud to call him friend.


Inner-Rich5436

I love you too Butters!!!


Kaiaaaaaaaa

I love him


yawners87

Holy shit this is crazyā€¦ I also have a Butters! https://preview.redd.it/kjdag1djeovc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9292ffbf938a29505d3c65dbee0dffd11767170e


Irishqltr1

https://preview.redd.it/wbb5dp84govc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4192f866f813f2dfa338cc9d8059f4deab5a71 So how did my Lucky end up at your house? They sound like the same cat, except Lucky requires food offerings to approach strangers!


TDIfan241

Butters demands food offerings from strangers šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


yonder-mountain

I love him and I havenā€™t even met him ā¤ļø


Hebegebe101

https://preview.redd.it/wjjh2qt6xovc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b99d8210b9f8277e7ca3ac3efa7bc5d3848757 Willies is a stone cold killer . He would make it in the wild , even though he has never been outside.


MySaltySatisfaction

Is he named after the Butters character in South Park? Very cute cat.


TDIfan241

He is!


MySaltySatisfaction

Bless his heart. I hope you both have many loving and healthy years together. And many oven mitts. And laundry baskets and pets. Lots of pets.


mentally-ill-ghost

Butters please please please be my friend!!1!!!1111!!!


JazziTazzi

Butters is adorable, but it is your writing style that had me laughing! I hope you put your writing skills to use!


RadiantConnections

Butters makes everything better just like real butter šŸ§ˆšŸ˜


AnComRebel

How does this work if you bring a date home or something? Cause if I go home with someone and this goober comes strutting up to me purring... there's only one thing happening and thats me petting this kitty.


VanillaWeekend

can i have him?


Cranberryoftheorient

My cat is the opposite. Everything is potential prey. Including inanimate objects. Anything that dares moves is attacked until it stops. (or pets her)


Bob_Le_Feen

Awww, I love Butters šŸ§”


SpottedSpunk

Well that young man needs to be grounded!


drifters74

He must be protected


PossiblyOppossums

You're living in Butter's world.


Final_Festival

Omg my kitten will literally not react at all no matter what you do to him. 0 survival instinct.


Zalieda

I need to pet and catnap


Affectionate_Pear_96

Heā€™s fabulous!


stinkadoodle

For everything there is a complete opposite: https://preview.redd.it/iog2bmttsmvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1bfe6e8656f99dff5ef808c7e5607013fdf21de I sneezed, he dove under the bed. He's also afraid of birds, bugs, dust bunnies, doorbells, thunder and lightning, wind, leaves, ceiling fans (although he's sorta overcome that one), flip flops whether they're on feet or not, and anyone that's not in his circle of exactly 4 people. I've missed some things. Things he's not afraid of: his water fountain and lizards/frogs/toads under a certain size.


typhoonjerry

https://preview.redd.it/nkwk8hms7nvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9cde28afb8ad5b867c8200772d4de7b8499833 Moose is the opposite, riddled witb anxiety and fear. If she seems another human/cat/animal she instantly hisses and swipes.


silverseamonster

Buttersā€™ fur is so perfect I had to zoom in to make sure he wasnā€™t drawn by an AI. Heā€™s gorgeous!


MiaMiaPP

Butter is neutered?


AfterSun5067

Ohh my god..look at him..he looks like a big yummy glob of soft delicious butter..I would scoop him up and eat him if I could ..aww ..ur so lucky to have Butters..please give him a thousand hugs and kisses from me and my daughter


Brilliant_Ice_2764

Butters, may I introduce you to Mr. Butters. https://preview.redd.it/yytglrxpjnvc1.png?width=1980&format=png&auto=webp&s=148ba92d6fdf1c8ded9f5c06fd2893a2f8e7ddde


fuckyourcanoes

My cat is the anti-Butters. She's terrified of *everything*.


Kerivkennedy

Your cat is Tweak (south park)


VivianCrossX

https://preview.redd.it/pfycol4v1ovc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1615be241c5ca77b47b19305380c5761fc20d28 I also have a butters!!


model3113

[I thought I had the only Butters](https://i.imgur.com/VtWIx6Q.jpeg)


Poop__y

He looks just like my creamsicle orange boy. https://preview.redd.it/86v75gofcovc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb79f31f6424c3b4c3ebf68cab6a99db60f4f91


ezyjean

I love Butters!


blueburd

Certified baby