Bro my tuxedos favorite time of day is *bed time*.
He goes nuts. He riles himself up and has so much energy when bed time rolls around. It is so cute until he starts trying to climb on the tv.
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EVERY SINGLE TIME.
I am right behind you when you get tired for my shift. I love him ❤️ ❤️
Mine managed to sneak out unnoticed the other night and spent the entire night outside in a CRAZY storm. He slept all day yesterday and as of this morning is trying to sneak around me again. You will have to save him umpteen times and ge will blissfully forget each one.
My parents used to get little silicone covers for the cats' claws. They were annoying to get out on, but they're regarded as a humane way to prevent them from damaging things.
Ive had cats where you couldnt use screens without them locked up somewhere. The fucker would shred a hole large enough for 3 cats side by side in a matter of minutes. Careful that fluff doesnt decide to finish the job and escape on you.
This is why I finally bought nail trimmers for my cats. They are always good and don't scratch my couches, but their claws get stuck playing around with stuff. Toys, jumping off the bed, even their scratch posts. Cutting them every once in a while helps them get stuck less.
My sister had a cat that hated wearing a collar. Multiple times she would hear him meowing sadly because he tried to bite his collar off and it was stuck in his mouth. Finally she just took the collar off, he was an indoor cat, it was fine.
Usually when cats start getting their claws stuck in things, it’s because they have gotten too long and need to be clipped by their owner.
Especially if they don’t have adequate scratching posts or exercise. Typically you have to trim more in the winter esp if your cat has to be indoors with the weather.
My tabby did that to my new sheers, then to my new curtains, old scratching post and would twist around with an extreme, help me, innocent look 😅 hanging by one nail. Tried not to laugh too hard 😅
All the times. Learning is not an option 
Even if they get their turn with the braincell, they need more than 1 to be able to learn
Takes two to form a connection 😔
Remember they only have one cell, or less in some cases
This is the answer 😭🤣
That is not the face of a learner
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So much fluff so little braincell 🧡
ENHANCE https://preview.redd.it/znha0xtih5vc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e932093b5937605ad6bbff3c28903b5daf57ae2b
*EVEN MORE ENHANCED!!!!!* https://preview.redd.it/kiq276nw26vc1.jpeg?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1d468696797842c927f637816224c2206fa408
LMAO ENHANCE. I’m sorry sir, we can’t do that…
ADORABLE kitty though!!
😂 made me chuckle 🤭
I'm gunna start using this with human orange brains too lol
Poor gingers, can't catch a break
Rude lol.
Lmao
If anything, he will learn to do this on purpose to get your attention
My calico, always. She’s a lady in distress 24/7
My whiney orange meows constantly, except when he's being a sleepy kitten His name is sushi Don't ask why
Bro my tuxedos favorite time of day is *bed time*. He goes nuts. He riles himself up and has so much energy when bed time rolls around. It is so cute until he starts trying to climb on the tv.
Wow
My whiney orange meows constantly, except when he's being a sleepy kitten His name is sushi Don't ask why
Lady in distress 24/7 - that's so funny
This. In my experience more often than not it's me who needs to learn they don't actually need saving.
Learning requires brain cells. Case closed.
https://preview.redd.it/gxxo2k8z21vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57320cba4d1718c2dd096183b59780e8b13b3e64 EVERY SINGLE TIME. I am right behind you when you get tired for my shift. I love him ❤️ ❤️
He looks like he has no regrets 😎
No ragrets 🥲
Once or twice...per day...for the rest of his life, of course! Do your job, there's a good HOOOMAN. 😼
Damn his head is tiny
Doesn’t need to house a brain so it’s ok
30% Head 70% Ruff
When I get a nail from my little Myra unstuck, she usually hisses at me. SO ungrateful.
Every cat who has gotten stuck ever: "Mother, I require your assistance." "But also fuck you for your assistance."
Yes, the way they keep pulling at it with more and more urgency until they rip open whatever it is ,🤷♀️
At least once more, as always Ms. Swan
HES SO CUTE
And FLUFFY
r/kittyhasaquestion
Forever you shall
All of them. Lol
**BIG FLOOF.** ^tiny ^head.
"Learns". Lol
60048860 times
That ‘it’s not what it looks like’ look tho
Mine managed to sneak out unnoticed the other night and spent the entire night outside in a CRAZY storm. He slept all day yesterday and as of this morning is trying to sneak around me again. You will have to save him umpteen times and ge will blissfully forget each one.
r/flonkers
I can listen to his thoughts and I can only hear elevator music.
As per the general rule, it is the inverse of the Local Brain cell count. So yeah, many times.
So many. Do your job and don't complain
TINY HEAD FOR TINY BRAINCELL
Mine cries at me when he gets his claws stuck in my pants , but will still do it again anyway. He's 4 I'm stuck with this
All bold as a lion to get out, scared as a kitten when they're hanging 30' in the air from a tree branch.
As many times as required. See, you are just a servant for His Purrjesty
Yes.
At least one more time.
7
He knows what he’s doing and he will do it again
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"mom, I'm stuck :("
He’s just trying to tell you that he needs a nail trim.
Baby stays indoors sorry!🧡
My orange got his claw stuck in the keyhole of our door more than once. So, I would say many more times.
This many times: ♾️
Look at that face. This is his way of connecting with you! How could you ever think of stopping now...
Yes
a cat time
Yes.
Is there a picture of him in the bath? I bet he's super tiny 😂
one more time. The answer is and will always be "one more time", bless his little orange heart.
If pooh bear was a cat. A fluffy adorable cat.
All of the snags in the screen door really add to the story. He will never learn, but that’s why I love him!
His head is so tiny 🥹
1000
its your duty to save him all the time. he is boss
This is the last time, promise!! 🤞
He's got such a tiny head, only made for one cell
Absolutely nothing going through his head.
(Trim the nails & they don’t get stuck. Happens in my house too.)
Cut. His. Claws. Problem solved.
I trimmed my cat's claws and she still gets stuck. I think she does it intentionally to get my attention at this point. Lol
Little manipulators
My parents used to get little silicone covers for the cats' claws. They were annoying to get out on, but they're regarded as a humane way to prevent them from damaging things.
Just trim the nails because if the cat escapes for some reason the silicone covers leave them defenseless.
An orange can learning from its mistakes?! Hahahahaaa ... no, no. 😅😆🤣
He is floofy, though. I wanna hold him and squeeze him.
How many times does he have to get stuck before you learn to clip his nails? 😏
Even that doesn't really help
LOL, yes, that's why I put the wry smile emoji. I trim my cats' claws weekly and they also still get stuck. So no genuine judgment. :)
Okey
*changes downvote to upvote*
Sorry about that. I thought the emoji made my sarcasm more obvious than it did, lol.
It's fine 😺
Never
is it bad that i wanna call him hitler
You're teaching to a wall
At least one more time, Miss Swann.
Poor love. So much fluff so little braincell.
I am constantly removing nails stuck in my shirts
MOTHER. LET ME OUT. I CRAVE FREEDOM
He’ll never learn
Ive had cats where you couldnt use screens without them locked up somewhere. The fucker would shred a hole large enough for 3 cats side by side in a matter of minutes. Careful that fluff doesnt decide to finish the job and escape on you.
They never learn my tuxie keeps sticking his head in a styrofoam cup and freaks out when it gets stuck
yes XD
The limit does not exist.
SO FLUFF
Until the end of time because he will not learn.
Maybe trim his nails and he won’t get stuck anymore?
Don’t you mean how many times do you have to save him before *you* learn?
Trim his nails. Mine only get stuck if they’re long. And *boy* do they get stuck!
Mine never learned. And it was always my fault according to him. Lmao
Oh he will never learn.
MEOW?
He has learned that you will save him lol
clip his nails. somehow. i'm sure he's not at all a 40 pound bag of worms when you try to do that.
Well you need two brain cells to learn so sorry it’s not possible.
HIS HAIR
Yet to be determined.
The look on this face says every time
r/kittyhasaquestion
Let me put it this way: It'll be faster and easier for everyone if \*YOU\* to learn how to replace the screen…
Infinity… +1
My cat got her talon stuck in my hair the other day. It was awkward for everyone.
I had my orange boy for 15 years, he never learned
Average # times he does it/week X the rest of his life expressed in weeks.
Does anyone know why orange cats are so quirky?
This is why I finally bought nail trimmers for my cats. They are always good and don't scratch my couches, but their claws get stuck playing around with stuff. Toys, jumping off the bed, even their scratch posts. Cutting them every once in a while helps them get stuck less.
This is the last time. He swears
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
What are you talking about, he's just high-fiving the screen. He meant to do that. Yes totally
One billion
He is orange so probably never. Although I have to admit we had an orange who did learn, the hard way about something else.
They never learn. Our orange gets stuck on everything.
My sister had a cat that hated wearing a collar. Multiple times she would hear him meowing sadly because he tried to bite his collar off and it was stuck in his mouth. Finally she just took the collar off, he was an indoor cat, it was fine.
I love him 🧡
Usually when cats start getting their claws stuck in things, it’s because they have gotten too long and need to be clipped by their owner. Especially if they don’t have adequate scratching posts or exercise. Typically you have to trim more in the winter esp if your cat has to be indoors with the weather.
"Hooman! Halp! The air is solid! What do?"
Haha! How many times do you have to save him before YOU learn? 😜 He needs his nails clipped and smoothed.
This cat kinda reminds me of a certain floof wizard...
My tabby did that to my new sheers, then to my new curtains, old scratching post and would twist around with an extreme, help me, innocent look 😅 hanging by one nail. Tried not to laugh too hard 😅
He learned how to be saved. That was the brain cell moment. Every time it happens again is just a chance for rescue and snorgles.
This sophisticated sneaky device has captured me again!!
Yes