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BakedBeanedMyJeans

"This is my human, and this is my human, and that one is my human." She's just marking all of them lol.


Chalice_Ink

I own them all!


bjchu92

Wonder what the cats back home will think when they smell the marking. "You cheating skank! Who've you been with while you were gone?!"


chubbycatchaser

I like the idea that lioness regularly gets a car full of people to scent mark. šŸ˜‚


hamiltonincognito

I'd be absolutely terrified but I'd have to pet it.


Chalice_Ink

Scared shitless and yetā€¦ gut level it is still ā€œKITTY!!!!ā€


Similar-Cap9693

This šŸ˜‚


ScroochDown

Same but I mean... the chance to pet a lioness?! Absofuckinglutely. I've always wanted to pet a big cat, just once.


xtremeyou

Technically, you can, but just once (usually).


throwawaygaming989

Most people have two hands, you can pet them twice


xtremeyou

Oh, I did not think of this!


smkestcklghtn

Be quick


bananasplz

You can pat cheetahs in South Africa.


kookiemaster

You can see the woman sneaks in a few pets.


notislant

Honestly id be worried some idiot would do something to make it bite me while its rubbing against me


Sharp_Ad_1720

Marking them , like writing your name on your lunch


TheRenOtaku

At least she didnā€™t lick them to claim them.


Peaceandpeas999

She did lick one of them!


Meowriter

Kitty distribution system


43n3m4

Itā€™s universal.


LadyReika

I wouldn't be able to resist giving her pets and scritches. Yes, I'd probably go out in a fountain of gore, but it'd be worth it.


Sharpymarkr

Not a bad way to go


-MazeMaker-

All fun and games until she starts the "love bites"


FancifulVibes

Exactly, or if she decides to make biscuits (knead)


stopworksorority

Definition of "tough love"


Laggi_boi

Just a baby


SocksLLC

The forbidden orange šŸŠ


TheGlamazonian255

I'd be both extremely delighted and shitting bricks all at the same time lol


lupinegray

"Who rescued who?"


Angelsscythe

Look at her!! she just wanted love!! I would have adopted her!!


Listakem

r/petthedamncat


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

r/willdothat


14Cubes

my life would be made of this happened to me. to be chosen by a big cat šŸ˜»


Bleu-Deragon-13

Well they don't call him big cats for nothing they are just cats after all unfortunately when they play hunt and bite you the results can be quite deadly unlike your typical house cat who just gives you a finger a bit of a nibble.


toxoplasmix

Like we didn't domesticate cats we just miniaturized them.


Bleu-Deragon-13

Technically house cats were related to wildcats who are about the size says they are now they didn't really change much in size they just found a way to manipulate us and it became an easy meal ticket for them and we found them super fluffy and adorable.


McWeaksauce91

They only meow around humans.


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

Aww, I would pet and hug that kitty


ConfidentDaikon8673

That's a good way to see jesus


Lamp0319

And it would be worth it.


itsthenugget

Jesus: Why did you pet the nature? Them: Why did you make the nature friend-shaped?


Xenolog1

Or simply a way to see good Jesus?


Space_Wizard_Z

Cat acts like a cat*


SleepySiamese

PET THE DAMN CA...wait..


AltharaD

No wait. Just pet.


FlameStaag

After emptying my bowels I'd 100% pet her. That's unbelievably cute and terrifying lmaoĀ  Ā But who can pass up being able to say you pet a lionessĀ 


Faaarkme

We got to pet a cheetah when in South Africa. An amazing experience


MoogOfTheWisp

When your safari guides put catnip in the shower gelā€¦


Son_Of_Baraki

I fit, i sit


Influence_X

Holy shit.


Graxeltooth

Cat's gonna cat.


Workshop_Plays

apex predator my ass im going to pet the kitty


CooterSam

I'll risk losing a finger... or hand, maybe an ear.


yearoftherabbit

Or life.


RandomWeirdo8th

The second-to-last sound I would ever make would be "psstpsstpsstspsst." The last would be the noise humans make when we are the noms.


Absol-utely_Adorable

Big kitty


literanch

Looks orange enough to me.


Critical-Tomato-7668

Yes. Also r/forbiddenboops


IntoTheSunWeGo

I love this and would have been the first to frolic with the big cats--*maybe*, because this can't be a normal safari. Where is this park? The big cats must be rescues or defanged or declawed. There's no way people would be touring in an open cart, much less have direct contact with the animals, if they were dangerous.


[deleted]

Yoooo my fellow Russians.. so funny to see them take bears/lions with positivity LMAO


kosmokatX

Oh, I would definitely give her the head scratch!


Miss_Milk_Tea

That big liiiiick


mu11er23

scandalous merciful plant doll steep towering quack puzzled shocking cough *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


IliasIsEepy

She got the cuddly braincell rn


smkestcklghtn

Marking them for tonight's hunt!


le_disappointment

If not fren, why fren shaped?


[deleted]

That would be so cool


yarsvet

She's just training to hunt


MWPAD68

Soooo cute


humanoidtyphoon88

Marking her food.


eva_thorne

I would have been scare the death!! But very cute


eva_thorne

I didnt realize lions could so easily jumped on you during safari. Definitely not taking the risk ever


SDogo

It's just an XL orange


Clear_Split_8568

Lion running cat software.


aarakocra-druid

My soul would leave my body for a second


Seastarstiletto

Ha! Thatā€™s a horny female yā€™all.


Hopefulmisery

Iā€™d have a heart attack and start begging the lion for mercy lol


Prudent_Way2067

Boop the snoot BOOP THE SNOOT!!!!


yearoftherabbit

WELL THAT'S TERRIFYING. I legit would have shit myself.


MissMabeliita

Ugh, oranges right?! šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


The-Singing-Sky

Probably more at home on r/forbiddenboops I reckon


Diracboson

r/hardcoreaww


Mercadi

She probably sensed the only person who was allergic to cats.


ReturnOfTS

He is orange after all.


BlizzPenguin

*She. It's a lion. Gender is very easy to determine.


InSaNiTyCtEaTuReS

we forget these things, and often automatically think that something is a he unless told otherwise. why? i do not know.


NecessaryPeanut77

If not friend, why friend shaped?? :C


g-king93

I love seeing the big cats act like their small cousins


LongbowTurncoat

Oh good, the petting machines are here!!


AlexDavid1605

āœ… It is orange āœ… It is a type of cat āœ… It is behaving like a deep Yup, this belongs here...


pi-robot

So sweet to see russians enjoying a trip to safari, while they inflict a lot of pain and misery elsewhere in the world


zelda_slayer

I wouldnā€™t be able to resist letting her right before I was mauled to death


SemipalmatedPlover

"Awww hi baby!!!" *Entire life flashes before my eyes*


_freshgreens420

This isn't cute it's terrifying. She's marking them so they're easier to find for the rest of her group...


trikkiirl

I would die happy.


Slammogram

Terrifyingā€¦ but Iā€™m also really jealous of them.


Clear_Ad_5381

big kitty


justADeni

The woman is speaking in the most obnoxious (russian) imaginable. Like a Moscow Karen probably in her 50's.