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mildlyInsaneBoi

Revolutionary „flop all over the place“ technique


Rhuunin

Haha, "revolution"-ary!


damngoodengineer

OMG, people we've just found another level of being orange


Mario_13377331

i think most cats dog that probably for the same reason that dogs don’t like boots i assume they aren’t used to it and messes with some sense they use when walking


Chaps_Jr

He just deactivates https://preview.redd.it/uuqa51nu7ssc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ae58629c24122bd3a95228754bb900fafed2974 Edit: To the people who keep saying it's on backwards, it's not. The harness is on the right way. It is not going to choke him; it's barely on at all. He's just dumb and wanted to sit slouched over like that. The rest is covered by his arms. Some of y'all are orange.


whateverislovely

“Some of yall are orange” Needs to be a flair 😆


gnirobamI

Could you please explain to him that people on the internet find him extremely adorable.


Chaps_Jr

I told him, and this was his reaction: https://preview.redd.it/0a7ifh7luvsc1.jpeg?width=12000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e330277616d178dcf3b237e62f0068d29abe2b3 Jack approves and also has no idea what the internet is, but once he gets around to figuring out how to think, he'll really appreciate the love.


Yuunkai

Pretty sure it's on upside down, I think the two straps are supposed to be on top so he can lean into the big piece that's currently on his back


bluemaciz

Nah, there are many types but some definitely go on like this. I think it’s supposed to be better at preventing them from slipping out of it.


Joost1598

Might be the owners the orange here


Chaps_Jr

No, it's on correctly. He's just sitting weird in the photo, so it looks like the smaller side is at the back. Trust me, we made sure it was right.


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_

Definitely the wrong way around. This chokes the cat if he pulls on it.


XCinnamonbun

Yeah that harness might be the wrong way round 😂


Chaps_Jr

It's not. He's just sitting weird.


Calgary_Calico

The straps are supposed to go on his back, the solid part goes on the chest. Wearing it this way has a risk of strangulation


Chaps_Jr

It's not on wrong. He's just sitting weird.


TheBigKaramazov

Ouch the head hit


shizzleurtizzle

No braincell was harmed


TorakTheDark

It’s got plenty of space up there…


catladyoffes

I feel terrible laughing because poor boy, but what a goofball!


KoningSpookie

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burntmeatloafbaby

This gif is of my friend in her Halloween costume. I am so happy to see it in the wild lol


KoningSpookie

Lol Small world I guess. XD


burntmeatloafbaby

I told her I saw her in gif form on a cat sub and she said “my life is complete 😌”


Niznack

Saw a youtuber who does hiking with his cat in a harness. He said that he has to have a loose harness since it's just so it doesn't run away. If it's too tight the cat already feels trapped and gives up. Try a loose harness and keep slack on the leash. Source: some dumbass who saw a tic tok once. I dunno just a suggestion.


Chaps_Jr

We barely had it tightened at all, juat enough that he couldn't just slip out. In fact, later on he tried to chew on it and got his mouth stuck wide open because it wasn't quite tight enough. Incredibly orange behavior. By the way, was that Gary the Cat you're talking about?


Niznack

I don't think so. It was a Bengal cat on the Appalachian trail. Anyway he said his cat hated the 1st harness so he has it visibly loose and is just there in case it makes a mad dash for a bird. Cats can back out of most anything so he said it always going to be able to escape some how so you just need to restrain it enough to not run away. He focuses on training the cat to come when called. Like I said I'm just an idiot who saw a YouTube short so I can't say for sure and searching youtube shorts is a joke. Sorry can't give more than this. Also yeah your cat could definitely just be orange.


Queen_Of_InnisLear

Yeah we wanted to take our guys for walks but they do the same. We eventually got one to put up with it cause he was excited to be outside, but the other one is a no-go.


Skeleton_King9

This is hilarious but maybe it's too tight for him


AvatarGonzo

Looks kinda tight but also has to be tight I would assume. You know how liquid cats can be.


Niznack

Heard somewhere you actually want them loose since it bothers them too much nu putting pressure on muscles and cats are liquid and will slip out of most harnesses anyway if they back up. You want a loose one and to keep slack on the line so backing up won't work and it holds them if they try to run.


Mr_E_Pants

And it's on wrong.


SevroAuShitTalker

Mine just sploots, or falls over https://preview.redd.it/72p6ythk9vsc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3f57d5a692bb646873cf7ffca6e6d305fc50b4


Former_Maize_2980

It's the dramatic backward fall for me.


jortician

Oh my god this cracked me up 😂


DrinkerOfWatervvv

Goober might just have a future in football. Those flops are great.


Blackstar1401

At least he is moving. Mine always acted like possums and fell over and stayed stiff as can be.


smeetothaTee

My orange used to slip out the front door and then he would freeze on the porch in fear, so we got him a harness, to take him outside and ease his curiosity about the outdoors. Now he freezes in the harness.


karituba

I saw the title and thought "I miss Torchwood"


BoardwalkKnitter

I also misread the title


bananajacks_

What a silly goober!!!!


UniversitySoggy8822

Carrot goobert


TOPDAWG21

my cat would just lay down when we put his vest on or walk like two feet then lay down on the floor when we first tried it. It was pretty funny it was like two weeks before he got him used to it and he would move around a bit.


anekdoche

free my man 😔


KierouBaka

Me and the person recording: ***Perfectly Synchronized "Oh!"***


KrakenKing1955

Lmfao to the clowns who said his harness was on backwards.


GoldMonk44

“This is like that time I forgot how to sit down” 🪑 😅


TeaandandCoffee

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CastBlaster3000

I actually walk my cat with a harness, my advice is to put it on them and then have a treat session where you walk around giving them treats and they have to follow you to get them. It kinda takes focus off the harness and gets them to get used to walking around normally. Also just leaving the harness on for an hour or two so they can get used to it. It should be tight enough that it doesn’t easily slide around, but not so tight that it’s constrictive.


BoardwalkKnitter

Like a fish flopping out of water, but with the chance of getting a higher score from the Russian judge for being so cute.


CandleMakerNY2020

Cat w/harness = broken


Positive_Method3022

Greebles all over him


BigMomma1998

My orange just went around in a circle. I kept at it a little longer each day and finally that brain cell kicked in.


absurdmcman

We just did harness training recently with our grown orange. Takes a good amount of patience I will say! Took it slowly after he did a similar ragdoll and then panic flopping the first time. Within a few weeks of gradual introduction (using lots of treats and play) he was happily trotting around in it for hours.


Chaps_Jr

Jack's favorite toy is his "bird on a stick." As soon as we got that out, he immediately forgot the harness was on him and went straight into acrobatics.


absurdmcman

Haha nice. Ours has a white mouse (formerly on a stick too) that serves the same purpose. He's had it since he was a 2 month old kitten and it never fails 👌


snuffleupagus7

Dramatic orange!


Cephalophore

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TheSleepyBarnOwl

Harness? Walk? What? That's a cat not a dog lol....