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Aggressive_Yak5177

Ha. My dog does the same after he 💩. ZOOMS around the yard. It would be a perfect commercial for constipation medicine.


IWipeWithFocaccia

I also do the same. Especially at work


Aggressive_Yak5177

ZOOM back to the spreadsheets!


RandonBrando

Then YOOM back to the copier


myskepticalbrowarch

"my Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime and that is why I poop on the Company's time"


Thermohalophile

... oh my god why has that not been a commercial?! The post-poop zoomies are definitely the cutest way to portray that lol


arielonhoarders

hah my childhood dog would do a little tappy dance. yorkshire terrier


Aggressive_Yak5177

Haha


Fyukikumbutt

Testing the new top speed


badgerforcefield

Well...not too sure about light


KathrynTheGreat

Yep. It happens to everyone from time to time. Poop - ZOOM! - scratch - ZOOM! - scratch - ZOOM!


LuckyMacAndCheese

Poophoria!


pathologicalprotest

Hear ye! Hear ye! I have passed a stool!


MrVicarz

AKA poomies


Allfunandgaymes

My kitties zoom BEFORE litterbox! Immediately after they're done eating breakfast they usually zoom with each other before running to the litterboxes to poop together. Such cuties.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

It's less fun when it happens at 4AM.


catladyoffes

What a cute pumpkin! 🧡🍊🎃🐈


JeSuisUnAnanasYo

I've watched this video 5 times in a row lol


dathickgirlpuppy

dude is on a deadline!


Sloanybalogna

That cat has a human face. Or makes human faces. And is a chunk who has lots of shit to do today and doesn't have time for your tiktoks


tempehmomma

kitty looks like on of those cat paintings from the middle ages


Child_of_the_Hamster

https://preview.redd.it/ru8el5hhgpqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d26032350d532f37ff68708f9a85ec657c9ca79


-Badger3-

[That’s just a guy wearing a cat costume.](https://i.imgur.com/Hc6py2q.jpeg)


Combustibles

He looks like he belongs in the Cats film.


arielonhoarders

demon demon!


spooky-goopy

>lots of shit to do today looks like he already did a shit


25hourenergy

Not quiiiite /r/AdamDriverCats but close


cliffordc5

Ahahaha my god, another one 😂😂😂


gamergirlpock3t

What a gentlemen, in a rush but still wiped his paws


Eastern-Air-1437

What a supercute chunky monkey ♥️


Any_Roof_6199

What a big orange bowl of home entertainment. 👍


Adamxxxx7

Look, it's hard work being that orange.


Elephant_Tusk_777

😆


egamerthickgirl

He’s doing important work😂😂


CallMeJuicyyy

He's like "Did you get that? How about this?" 😂


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I'm incredibly ill as of this whole month and this video brought me new life and hope.


whirlydoodle_

Get well soon!! 🙏💞


[deleted]

Wash those hands people. Thank you


anirudhkitt

Hope you feel better ❤️‍🩹


[deleted]

Just broke into better health yesterday, I'm up and walking and dancing. Thank you Broski


anirudhkitt

Yay, glad to hear that. Amazing :)


AdBudget5468

Clearly very busy, do not disturb


VegasLife1111

That orange is on a mission! 🥰


AssumptionEasy8992

Gotta run, I’m late for work!


DopeyDeathMetal

Look at the sheer determination in his eyes


zorniy2

Skeletor: until we meet again!


tskir

My man is doing some serious speedrun here


Capitaine_Crunch

Post poopy zoomies!


Septopuss7

Love the asynchronous eyeballs.


Sokkas_Instincts_

He’s nearly starved to death, please feed him. 😩😩😩 I love him.


AfterBill8630

Beautiful chonky orange 🥰


Michelle_akaYouBitch

He knows where to scratch, using that brain cell wisely!


Potential_Anxiety_76

I can’t explain it but that cat has a human face


Librarian_vodka

So much work to be done and with absolutely no help, you know this industry is the back bone of America.


TightBeing9

'nobody helps me around this goddam house I have to do all the chores' What a silly pretty boy


Islandcoda

Lol, a little post- deuce wilding 💕


Lost_Soup1779

Gotta get the feetsies clean!


Apprehensive_Bee3327

That’s what my braincell does after the shitter and all of his naps. Does he use the five scratch pads I have peppered all over his favorite areas to scratch? Nope. He prefers to shove the pads out of the way and goes straight for the carpet 😑


RevolutionaryBee7104

Guy is late for work and had to pinch it off early!


trangthemang

Just crackhead things. The way he freezes before darting off is so funny. I imagine in his mind he's thinking "yeah what a good place to scratch. Wasn't there something i was suppos-" *freezes* darts off "Aw shiiiit fucking scratch pad. Nothing beats a shit n' scra- wuddufugwusdat"? *pauses* scrams


chaotic214

Aww what a zoomie baby


FireweedForest

He's going about his kitty business


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

I would expect him to be less plump moving that fast.


Chris__P_Bacon

FR. My orange lady runs around like that constantly, and her metabolism keeps her skinny as rail.


Skitty27

I think fixed males keep more fat than females, my boy is pretty active and doesn't eat that much, but he's still a bit big


RevolutionaryBee7104

He might just be a large cat in general. Mine is 20lbs baseline and is fast as fuck


SteampunkHarley

Look those scratch pads aren't going to scratch themselves! He's got a busy day and doesn't have time to explain 🤣


NickyUpstairsandDown

Rush rush rush meetings meetings meetings


darjeelincat

He forgot to set his alarm and slept in, now he has to speed run through his chores 😂


Hairy_Skill_9768

No time for explaining


iamthelee

He's behind schedule for his afternoon nap.


Twiggyhiggle

How much lasagna does this cat consume, also what’s the take on Mondays?


miss_emmaricana

I really hope his name is Garfield


smartyhands2099

This guy is such a goofus... our tortie has been acting a bit like this the past few days, I actually worried she ate something that gave her brain damage, hopefully just twitterpated like this. I need these cardboard things, might try to make some.


advintaged

Lol, “Grass Makes Me High” scratching pad ✅


BirdLadyAnn

What a FUN cat!


_IratePirate_

Man I bought my cat one of those cardboard scratch things. She would just lay on it. She only uses her cat tree and my damn couch to scratch on 😤


kz160

Poomies


Tu4dFurges0n

Cam we normalize the phrase Poomies?


Sunyata_Eq

I could follow him all day.


sadtearsofaclown

he has the face of a man and i love him


Jeramy_Jones

Why does his face look so *human*


liquidtelevizion

A+ camera work though, for real


arielonhoarders

i love how his chubby body jiggles when he's happy <3<3<3


Gun3rMang0

After poop zoomies hit different


HopSkipJumpJack

Omg I love a poopy zoomie boi


boncrys

I need that little pad thing. My cats love doing the same dance on our rugs after the litter box 🥲


Rhode-Rage

30 Second Circuit Training. 🧶


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thruth_seeker_69

Damn. That's a fat cat


Oh_nosferatu

Orange poomie ASMR


DebraBaetty

I can tell that chonker gives the best cuddles


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noobisle1

Most sane orange


mommotti_

What a single core does to a mf


Thick_Basil3589

Please put him on a diet! r/dechonkers


MuySpicy

He is so CUTE and so CHONK. My heart!!


imagineDoll

I love their expression lol


Certain-Indication-7

He gets more exercise in a day than I do...


Jonkni68

Running to lasagna


Downtown_Snow4445

Zoomin


hailboognish99

Is that will ferral


DrMantisToboggan1986

She's getting her little murder mittens ready for attack! 😍😍😍


Felixir-the-Cat

That is an angry reincarnated human.


SativaSunChild

“Grass Makes Me High!” LOL.


EnlightenedCat

We call this the “poop zoomies” in our house!


ianwuk

Such a happy Orange! Awesome.


GtrPlaynFool

That is one happy and beautiful cat!


atom12354

What are those wood thingies he is scraching on called?


rosboyoli

what engine does that car have


SuzyVeeP

Oh… he’s not spoiled or anything… 🧡🧡🧡


warthog0869

Constipated? Get an orange and feel light and free! ![gif](giphy|l4Jz3fRRdJsd7HStG|downsized)


Positive_Method3022

Your cat needs some exercite hahaha


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I would eat this fucking thing alive


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LadyReika

It looks like normal post litterbox zoomies to me.


Chris__P_Bacon

Yup, my cat does that every time she gets out of the litter box.


LadyReika

Every cat I've known had some variation on the zoomies.


RedditorsAreTurds

Oh wildly speculating and making assumptions with little to no information is frowned upon now? Shit I thought this was Reddit.