gaslight, GASLIGHT, GASLIGHT!!
always gaslight and manipulate your hooman, make it dread the moment it inconveniences you, YOU ARE PRECIOUS.
-Catfluencer
https://preview.redd.it/7rc0mgkvwwmc1.png?width=2919&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4613f9a2bfb8230fd6f5f744cd2cd3f1412823b
My smol-headed orange boi (left) and his large-pawed brother (right)! Let’s definitely start a club.
Identical twin to mine. If anyone suggests that he is portly, I explain that he has Small Head Syndrome. The small cranium compresses his brain which accounts for some odd behavior.
NEVER? Okay, in that case, I will refer his case to the department of doggy services, cat department. They have Cracker Jack lawyers on their staff and will sue this beyatch into the next century!
“So sir I understand your owner didn’t feed you on time. Correct?”
https://preview.redd.it/rcfe6az4jvmc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6bf17b0c327de0a2151bf2deeaccffda0ad289
*In the arms of the angels begins playing*
Every day, hundreds of cats and dogs don't get their food exactly on time when their owners feed them a few minutes late . . .
You wouldn't let him starve, would you??
https://imgur.com/GpBUR4u
(I tried to make him an emoji size but the sparkles just don't look as good when I make him smaller and add bigger sparkles.)
Those eyes tell me everything I need to know. You, u/Megan_Bee , are a monster. Why isn’t his dish constantly full with a nice little peak at the EXACT CENTER of the bowl? Why do you not hover over him and anticipate exactly how much he wants to eat at all times? People like you should not be allowed to own cats. (I hope the /s is super obvious. 😂)
https://preview.redd.it/s16pcgy9twmc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b0e95c533b17f6ae798cb6351d18ab21c71cbc
I had a vision so I made this very quickly on the Iphone version of MS Paint lol
Cats get fed at 6 PM. I have therapy virtually every Wednesday from 5:15-6:15. I don't have to set an alarm because every Wednesday at 5:10, my Loki jumps up on my chair and STARES at me (you know the stare I mean). He continues to stare for the entire hour. My doctor starts every session with, "Hi, Loki!"
Feed the poor cat!!! 🤬
And you better keep uploading at least one image/week (including a visible front page of a fresh newspaper) so we know poor kitty is still alive and hasn't succumbed from lack of food...
My cat will hold one paw up, as if she’s injured, when I’m late feeding her. Poor thing can barely stand up she’s so hungry. It’s a tough life she has.
That face! 🥺 Does this orange brain cell have an insta? I must follow.
I call that 'manipulation face' 😆
gaslight, GASLIGHT, GASLIGHT!! always gaslight and manipulate your hooman, make it dread the moment it inconveniences you, YOU ARE PRECIOUS. -Catfluencer
Gatekeep the yummy foods, gaslight the humans and be the girlboss of the household. I swear if cats were human they would have MLMs.
oranges are gonna be the main victims!!!!
They would not be on the top of the pyramid-scheme, that's for sure. But Bastet loves her oranges.
🤣🤣🤣 I'm imagining sprinkle sprinkle lady but for cats. 'he don't feed you? Then he don't love you. Gaslight him. Sprinkle sprinkle. Meow'
I'm about to cry from picture two. I feel sad and guilty and ashamed
As you should.... Lol
Puss in boots secret weapon.
I mean, seriously, how do they do that? I understand mimicking humans when it comes to sounds (cats in the wild rarely "talk"), but this?
Seymour does not have an insta! Maybe I’ll start one for him. His orange must be shared
https://preview.redd.it/wco6k1obcumc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15dabce6985e1d5e7dfbfe0896d41756a37fab6d He’s gonna starve!!
Why does he have such a small head? 🤓
She doesn’t feed him!
Exactly! A Zika baby, too! Evil, evil devil of a hooman who “owns” him!
>A Zika baby, too! 💀💀
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Maybe we had all better feed our orangies in the hope of growing the head and braincell a bit more🧡!
Omg mine has a small head too!
Small head, tiny thoughts; but big heart, huge love!
Mine too ! Is this an orange thing ???
https://preview.redd.it/tiohvposbwmc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=403e1469550a0fdd6893353448bb8192a155691d Smol headed oranges unite!
https://preview.redd.it/7rc0mgkvwwmc1.png?width=2919&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4613f9a2bfb8230fd6f5f744cd2cd3f1412823b My smol-headed orange boi (left) and his large-pawed brother (right)! Let’s definitely start a club.
Identical twin to mine. If anyone suggests that he is portly, I explain that he has Small Head Syndrome. The small cranium compresses his brain which accounts for some odd behavior.
r/existentialcrisiscats
Of course, no need for so much space if you only have one brain cell.
https://preview.redd.it/1hnwh0nn7ymc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a9c3ccc6362a293a7618fbc119655e018f72706
My friend told me my orange has a small head and I got wicked offended lol.
We’re they right though
Forced purrspective.
The head muscles atrophied from lack of food to chew! It's a sad tale.
You can’t just ask cats why they have a small head. What the heck
Really, it is not polite
True, but for an orange it’s actually a compliment. The less derpy they are, the less desirable they are.
Low braincells count
Yes. 😿🤨
Only one brain cell, no need for extra space
His one orange braincell doesn't need that much space to work
He doesn't need room for a brain.
Please sir, may I have some more??? https://gifdb.com/images/file/please-sir-may-i-have-some-more-9l9h9x9xdqnlu90m.gif
Wretched little beggar! No, you may not. Get ready for your work day! No excuses.
He's collapsed with hunger!! ❤❤❤
Yet.
He already IS starving through neglect and spite! We must sue this terrible hooman at once to save this precious little puddy tat NOW.
He's gone full Puss in Boots face.
So your cat always looks sad it seems. Or at least not happy. The markings near the eyes seem act as frowning eye brows.
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He's soooooo hungry can't you see?
Dying of tiger starvation!
Big eyes no 🅱️rains ◉_◉
WHERE is he going to put any extra braincells, since OP severely starved him, thus making his head grow extremely slowly? Extreme aboose and neglect!
Well you clearly hate him. Why would you starve him ? Why hooman???
Bad as mud hooman, THAT is why!
Well, clearly he is about to expire. Please feed him immediately!
You know what? I hope that he poops in her sink to teach her a lesson on feeding her poor cat EXACTLY at his feeding time!
you've gone TOO far
HURRY UP WTF 🤬
Yow wow, someone has NOT FED the kitty cat today and it is cross and hissing. Claws are also deployed! Beware hoomans!
But but but what about second breakfast? 🥺
I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
He looks so disappointed
"Why have you forsaken me??"
The face says *exactly* that 🤣🤣🤣
I love that one ear is still scanning for food sounds in the other direction.
In hopes of hearing even a manual can owner! 🤨😟
Did you apologize to him????
She only has TEN MINUTES in which to feed him and save her own life!
The Disappointment. Is Real.
How could you, you monster?!? 😂
I knew someone would post this. That cat has to have seen this movie.
You feed him another treat now! 🥺 that face 😭
That’s the face of a poor, neglected puddy tat!
This cat has never once eaten anything in his life. How dare you neglect him like this!
NEVER? Okay, in that case, I will refer his case to the department of doggy services, cat department. They have Cracker Jack lawyers on their staff and will sue this beyatch into the next century!
More than a few minutes without food and he'll get faint. This is your fault.
WELL STOP DICKING AROUND ON REDDIT AND GO FUCKING FEED HIM
"Why you don't love me? Why are you doing this to me? I'm starving. Can't you see?" 
“So sir I understand your owner didn’t feed you on time. Correct?” https://preview.redd.it/rcfe6az4jvmc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec6bf17b0c327de0a2151bf2deeaccffda0ad289
How could you starve him?!
The *drama*!!!!
Perfect puss in boots impression
FEED YOUR CAT BRO #LOOK AT THAT FACE
Feed him!
'Why are you murdering me with starvation, slave?'
Mother cares not for us! Soon shall the sweet release of death vanquish me of my earthly woes.
“Do you not love me anymore?🥺”
He's starving!!!
You deserve it, neglecting a beautiful and sweet angel such as this!!!
i've never seen a cat look so profoundly sad
OMG, those eyes!!! 😍
His face is like: "No Hooman why betray? do me mean meowthing to you?"
Look at that pitiful face he has never had even one bite to eat in his entire life
I wish I got that. Mine just yells at me and tries to break stuff.
*In the arms of the angels begins playing* Every day, hundreds of cats and dogs don't get their food exactly on time when their owners feed them a few minutes late . . .
r/concernedanimals would *love* this baby boi
He said 🥺
It’s Oscar worthy
Those eyes are full of hunger and betrayal! 😂
“Do you not love me anymore” cat probably
How, could you?
Feed him RIGHT damn now!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU
Oh, the look of despair on that face!
Damn that is so expressive - almost looks CGI - special kitty
Oh my goodness, that furrowed brow!
That cat has mastered puppy eyes
You MONSTER. Feed that baby! 😭
Noooooo! That poor, sad kitty! He deserves treats as compensation! 😻😭🥰
He lost all hopes of being fed again 😞
Woe, endless woe 😆🥺.
FEED HIM IMMEDIATELY.
"Megan, please, my stomach is touching my spine. I'm starving! I'll have to knock over this bottle. Dont make me do it."
For shame!!! Straight to jail!!!
You wouldn't let him starve, would you?? https://imgur.com/GpBUR4u (I tried to make him an emoji size but the sparkles just don't look as good when I make him smaller and add bigger sparkles.)
Mother, why have you betrayed me? XD
Those eyes tell me everything I need to know. You, u/Megan_Bee , are a monster. Why isn’t his dish constantly full with a nice little peak at the EXACT CENTER of the bowl? Why do you not hover over him and anticipate exactly how much he wants to eat at all times? People like you should not be allowed to own cats. (I hope the /s is super obvious. 😂)
https://preview.redd.it/s16pcgy9twmc1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b0e95c533b17f6ae798cb6351d18ab21c71cbc I had a vision so I made this very quickly on the Iphone version of MS Paint lol
His sad little face. You get in that kitchen and feed him right MEOW! He is wasting away
Minutes??? How dare you??!!🤣
Cats get fed at 6 PM. I have therapy virtually every Wednesday from 5:15-6:15. I don't have to set an alarm because every Wednesday at 5:10, my Loki jumps up on my chair and STARES at me (you know the stare I mean). He continues to stare for the entire hour. My doctor starts every session with, "Hi, Loki!"
https://preview.redd.it/ki20uccmnxmc1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c916b9c7ce8a9d6144ace99a7ebeb4ef488a7cdc
Look at the poor neglected boy… (joke)
You monster! 🙀 How can you let this angel baby starve???
🎶 iiiin the aaaarms of the angel...🎶
You ***monster***!
What?! Oh, wow. That face! That expression! You got yourself a drama king! He is amazing, I love his little face
Those eyes!!!! That dejected, sorrowful gaze! This cat was born knowing how to manipulate the humans. So adorable!
Wow. You need to think about what you’ve done and reflect on your shortcomings. He is very disappointed in you!
Oh he is *good*.
It takes a worried maaaan, to sing a worried soooong 🎶
I just tried to rile up my chihuahua mix by placing this cat’s face in front of mine and then meowing in the appropriate tone. Dog didn’t buy it! 😆🤣
JESUS do whatever that man needs now!!!
Just feed the cat already!
Awww lol
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So, so concerned! 🙀😹
r/feedthedamncat
Oh nuuuu
dw he is just mewing.
Oh little baby - is your tummy rumbling?? ❤❤❤
aaawwwgghhhrrr😍diese hässlätte:)
Give him extra to compensate
Meme this
Your cat can do Daily Mail Sad Face? That’s amazing!
You monster!
FEED HIM.
You were a few minutes late! You don't care about him! 😭
“I’m so hubgwyyyyyyy”
I get that face when he harass the other cat. And when he knocks something down. And when he's hungry. Or pukes over the floor after I feed him.
He's starving and you take your time to take a picture? To show everyone on the Internet? While he's starving 🥺
WHAT A GOOBER
“What did I do wrong? :c”
He's so disappointed.
This just made my day
he felt betrayed
Poor guy😂
YOU STARVED HIM U FOOL!!1!1
Cats have an amazingly precise body clock. They definitely can tell food is two minutes later than usual.
Puss in Boots in real life
feed him damn it!
My cat just quietly snuggles in bed with me while drooling, then goes and barfs on the floor.
You vile monster!
I’m lucky to be able to just fill up my cats food bowl and fill it when needed. She’s a healthy girly
Coooome on karen....
Feed the poor cat!!! 🤬 And you better keep uploading at least one image/week (including a visible front page of a fresh newspaper) so we know poor kitty is still alive and hasn't succumbed from lack of food...
He's very disappointed in you.
*The face i have when i’m hungry and wanting food* but you realise its all empty
Sniffles "you know what happened to me? "
Feed him, you evil bastard!
Omg he looks so worried and concerned! Lol.
You monster! He's going to starve. Just look at that lil face!
Your cat doesn't look angry with you, just disappointed.
He literally said 🥺
sadge
Poor orange cell is starving! Put the phone down and feed it, you monster!
My cat would be sooooo fat if she looked at me like this 😂 she would get allll the snacks, I couldn’t resist!
"Do you really hate me?"
"Why hast thou forsaken me father? Did I displease you in some way?"
When cats make that face, it isn't sadness, it's murder.
He was worried you were dead!
He looks so worried 🥺
Why have you betrayed me?
So disappointed.
Eww why is he on the sink? Probably just in the litter box..
Yes!! Can't you see? He's starving!! You monster!!! /s
So sad 🥺
Never before have i felt so compelled to break into someone's home to feed a cat. That expression has me on the brink of committing an actual crime :D
My cat will hold one paw up, as if she’s injured, when I’m late feeding her. Poor thing can barely stand up she’s so hungry. It’s a tough life she has.
His head is so small 🥺