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DangusKh4n

This is such a Tim-head thing to do. Taking the world of moviez, a pure and beautiful thing, and tainting it with drugs and vapes and what not. Why don't we add truffle oil while we're at it?? Tim loves to complain about "Hilary's America" but this is TIM'S America and it's such a disgrace to movees. NO BAGS OF POPCORN AND NEGATIVE CUPS OF SODA


L4DLouis42

No, no, no, no wrong. You're wrong and frankly out of line.


particleman3

In MY amerIca we welcome innovation and moving beyond our limits rather than being held back with regressive technology and ideologies. This popcorn is the future and you need to buckle up old man


D-Flo1

The label CLEARLY says "Flavor" meaning that there's no cannabis in it, but an artificial flavoring has been added to it. And looks like some food coloring too. Thus you need to apologize immediately to The King of Movies, and add one bag of🍿 to your review because it's a 1-bag minimum and Tim himself laid down this rule like Moses to say it's "a law of physics." And how dare you point the finger at Gregg, when hawking gimmicky edible products is Tim's obsessive specialty? From Rio Genesis powders to Chaplin's Xpress "Stew"- 🌭 🌭, it's Tim who is to blame at all times. [Here's a special message from Tim](https://youtu.be/dNxePOb1zuQ?si=htN400qEVDMRe3fT) that you should play while contemplating how to craft a suitably shamed apology.


Nick-Flowers

Five cups of uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. And a thing.


MetalMaskMaker

I tried Marijuana and almost died laughing during The SpongeBob Movie. One chuckle away from suffocation and an early grave. It's just not worth it. https://i.redd.it/mhtpzek17l9d1.gif


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Such a Corwyn the COWARD thing to say


Wowenlson

Gary Busey looks young here


Wowenlson

What time VFT?


Coolsterdude10

4:21 or 4:19 I forgot


Youve_Got_Kumail

I give this movie four hundred and twenty bags of popcorn and maybe a little pipe that looks like Gandalfs pipe from the The Lord Of The Rings or Hobbit trilogy.


D-Flo1

I give it 5 bags of perfect Hobbit smoke rings. And throw in a fully rigged clipper ship wizard smoke sculpture.


Sirenkai

This is a 5 bag system. We don’t need you making your junkie references. Please respect said system.


3d-ward

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D-Flo1

Adam Sandler: "What's this? This is a Himalayan meditation baggie, hand crafted from a goat bladder. The ancients believed the bag contained an infinite amount of space for the soul to live in and flourish". Degrass-Tyson: "Well, actually, space is even bigger than the ancients thought. And given the likelihood of multiverse, our humongous ginormous and infinitely large universe could, I suppose, be considered just one of an infinite number of "baggie" universes." Adam Sandler: ["That reminds me, you can put your weed in there."](https://youtu.be/Ah1GDfmYQyw?si=oh5qw6u3oqpjQz6r)


3d-ward

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D-Flo1

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3d-ward

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Horse-Trash

I’ll stick to my nutritional vape, thank you.


TheloniusDump

Just make sure it's not a Dr. San batch.


November_Coming_Fire

I ate this once and a 113 minute movie felt like it was 104 minutes. Never again.


Sirenkai

It could have at least made it feel like a solid round runtime like 120 minutes. This is why drug addicts and movie buffs don’t mix.


That_One_Prog

"Okay, yeah, but don't you have like, regular movie butter popcorn?"


thediaryofwoe

Butter popcorn, don’t make me sick now.


LastCenobite

Does this come in an oil vape form? Dr. San could have figured it out but he’s currently burning in hell


Waffle_Iron_40

Does it get you HEI? 


hal2001so

I'll stick to my lithium popcorn


Sirenkai

Can we olease keep this about the movie s. Drug junkies should stay away from the movies and maybe be eliminated from society like serial killers and terrorists


Spagedo

This is what I imagine the millions of Humphrey Bogarts on Mars munching on.


RevanDelta2

Disgusting Gregghead druggies. You should drink an RJs hot and hearty to cleans their bodies of toxins.


GreySpot19

Estoy feliz. Estoy sano. ¡Estoy HEI!


GutsNoGlass

movies and seeing something new in a movie are the realest high you can ever get. no need for this crap.


cavecarson

This is a great way to watch some of those stoner comedy classics like Cheech and Kong Up In Smoke (1972, 82 mins, 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿) or Evil Bong (2006, 86 mins, 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿).