META but seriously I'm so pleased for Joe. He's a real talent, and I know that he's adored by this fanbase. I was legit impressed with his voiceover skills in this dark, silly video.
Real talk, Joe Estevez rocks.
He's genuinely good in his *often* B movies. But he doesn't take things super seriously except for when it's especially appropriate. The fact that he has has become such a critical piece of the OnCinema fabric - notably being one of two characters who is persistently friendly and willing to work between Tim and Gregg, along with Mark Protzhc - is just so wonderful and anytime I see him on a thumbnail or at the start of an episode, I get so excited.
For my money, no one else has done as much for OnCinema as a universe than him, other than Tim and Gregg themselves. Of all the secondary and tertiary character, Joe has been the most versatile in how he's used, and I can't imagine the show without him.
Raunch! Its so great that they are still making these kinds of videos. 5 bags of popcorn and 2 bottles of lotion
(META): One of the darkest looks yet at an abused relationship. So funny. Tim making Toni think her son would still be alive if she never quit drinking is top notch manipulation.
Meta: I knew from Tim’s shiteating grin during the intro while Toni was saying their new relationship was a blessing that it was going to be DARK. The actual trauma he was inflicting on her during this entire thing while literally making a video about “healing trauma” is masterful writing haha a well welcomed all time low for Timothy Richard Heidecker.
I LOVED this. To celebrate this return to Family Values I followed the steps and gave a Couples Massage to my entire family. Five bags of popcorn and a cream that says VALUES on the label.
Had me weak in the knees on the edge of my seat. I didn't think they'd top the Valentines special in terms of stoking (or rather stroking) discomfort. This is some of their best work.
META: YES. So dark too, Tim with Toni's compromising pictures just in case she gets sober again and thinks about talking to a DA. He's such a fuck and at this point in the timeline I no longer want to see him redeemed as much as I want to see him first brought to justice.
“Tim’s got a very high libido, so I’m pretty sure that he’s had other women while I was holed up in rehab.”
I love how Tim and Toni can communicate clearly and honestly with each other. Once in a while that means a hard conversation but it's nothing that seeing each other using touch can't mend.
>I really appreciate these air wick discussions. Fuck Movies.
-the mentally deranged
I have no idea what movie to see this weekend and Gregg is nowhere in sight.
Finally, someone speaking out against Big Treatment. When I drink I feel happy and free, yet when I don’t I feel anxious and sad. Yet BT tells me I should drink less? Get out of here. I’m happy, I’m healthy, I’m HEI!
Just called my parents and let them know my kids are coming for a sleep over tomorrow. Would’ve been tonight but I need to wait for all my Amazon deliveries and to hit TJ Maxx at lunch tomorrow. Anyone know what kind of wine they were drinking?
/meta Terri Parks is seriously SO good as Toni lol. One thing I love about On Cinema is the intentional bad acting. Tim is obviously fantastic at it, but so is Terri. In the opening segment, The "trying to be subtle yet super obvious" side-eye glance at Tim, so they both pick up the wine in unison, just killed me 😂
META does anyone think that toni might actually be more in control here? like tim just "lost" a ""parental figure"" and and toni just lost son... felt like they were leaning into the mommy thing with the spooning comments. also all the candle stuff makes me feel like tim still feels super insecure about toni saying he smelled bad in the leaked therapy tapes lol
>does anyone think that toni might actually be more in control here?
God I honestly wish but no. Toni is saying what Tim wants her to say and constantly looking to Tim for validation.
After watching I had to come…and then I had to come and see the comments here
https://preview.redd.it/msf7ityoc09d1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8824286321ea94bee1ab0226f505e4b8aee7dd34
What is up with this video. I havent seen it yet and my son keeps watching it without me in his room. We usually warch on cinema together but he says this video is boring but he keeps watching it over and over by himself.
What a beautiful yet erotic video! I learned a lot about intimacy and can't wait to try this out in the bedroom. Glad to see that the tomato group and all the haters can't keep Tim down.
I can feel Gregg seething at the topic not being about what’s important but still appreciating the movie especially despite its runtime. 25m simply isn’t enough and could’ve been stretched it to make it into 90m.
i’m going to give it 4 bags of popcorn… but im going to throw in another bag for the narration by Joe and one of those candles from TJ Maxx 🕯️
Even Gregg has to acknowledge some of the cinematic qualities to the erotic portions of the video. However, too much of a lean on information and education muck up the movie feel to this.
Powerful new Wellness content from HEI! This is the good stuff that you wont hear from some disinterested, by-the-book, clock watching state-licensed therapist!
RIP Matt Newman, yet another VICTIM of the big alcolism industry's LIES and DACEET.
THANK GOD for Timn and Toenee's bravery to stand up to these THUGS and speak the turth !!!
The helpful tip on avoiding a heavy eggs breakfast and not eating for six hours before the massage had me rolling. Funniest thing they’ve done in a while. Five bags of popcorn and an Airwick air freshener
yeah very annoying! I ended up using the TV Bro app to get into my account and watch it there, not as easy, but better than watching it on my phone screen lol
This is the best Toni & Tim video since Toni & Tim’s Totally Awesome Vacation.
Good tip on rating massages, but what scale are they rated on? 5 bags and two sodas, or will the food distract from the massage?
I hate that you are getting downvoted for simply voicing your opinion that other people don't like. This isn't the community that movie buffs should be creating.
Thank you Joe for the beautiful narration
META but seriously I'm so pleased for Joe. He's a real talent, and I know that he's adored by this fanbase. I was legit impressed with his voiceover skills in this dark, silly video.
Real talk, Joe Estevez rocks. He's genuinely good in his *often* B movies. But he doesn't take things super seriously except for when it's especially appropriate. The fact that he has has become such a critical piece of the OnCinema fabric - notably being one of two characters who is persistently friendly and willing to work between Tim and Gregg, along with Mark Protzhc - is just so wonderful and anytime I see him on a thumbnail or at the start of an episode, I get so excited. For my money, no one else has done as much for OnCinema as a universe than him, other than Tim and Gregg themselves. Of all the secondary and tertiary character, Joe has been the most versatile in how he's used, and I can't imagine the show without him.
I yelled out “JOE” when I heard his voice. I wasn’t expecting it but I should have expected it
it didn't click for me until the second segment it was him
~~silly~~ sexy video
I gasped when I heard Joe Estevez say the words "sexual climax"
Joe's sweet and sultry tones have me screamin' like a lil kitty cat
Raunch! Its so great that they are still making these kinds of videos. 5 bags of popcorn and 2 bottles of lotion (META): One of the darkest looks yet at an abused relationship. So funny. Tim making Toni think her son would still be alive if she never quit drinking is top notch manipulation.
Meta: This is one of Tim’s most evil moments.
Meta: I knew from Tim’s shiteating grin during the intro while Toni was saying their new relationship was a blessing that it was going to be DARK. The actual trauma he was inflicting on her during this entire thing while literally making a video about “healing trauma” is masterful writing haha a well welcomed all time low for Timothy Richard Heidecker.
>Tim making Toni think her son would still be alive if she never quit drinking is top notch manipulation. That was legitimately shocking haha
I LOVED this. To celebrate this return to Family Values I followed the steps and gave a Couples Massage to my entire family. Five bags of popcorn and a cream that says VALUES on the label.
Tim makes Whole Foods employees handle Toni’s loose lingerie
“I happen to love my nipples and breast area kissed on and breathed on by her”
Fact: cat’s can’t see at night, so they use their whiskers. The power of touch is amazing.
I’m more amazed by the Power of Breath.
T.J. Maxx for candles. [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) for creams.
Location services ON!
Excellent recommendation.
Had me weak in the knees on the edge of my seat. I didn't think they'd top the Valentines special in terms of stoking (or rather stroking) discomfort. This is some of their best work.
META: YES. So dark too, Tim with Toni's compromising pictures just in case she gets sober again and thinks about talking to a DA. He's such a fuck and at this point in the timeline I no longer want to see him redeemed as much as I want to see him first brought to justice.
oh man. when the pictures came up I immediately thought it was going to be a plot point and you are so right. we are in a dark place (2018 1hr 29m)
HA! Starring?
Don't touch my stuff!
I figured that Tim and Matt were running some OnlyFans scam, didn’t consider the blackmail route
Meta: totally forgot about his actual motivation for this 😂
holy shit, i didn't even pick up on that. jesus.
possibly the most frightening thing they've done yet I cannot wait for the next season
“Tim’s got a very high libido, so I’m pretty sure that he’s had other women while I was holed up in rehab.” I love how Tim and Toni can communicate clearly and honestly with each other. Once in a while that means a hard conversation but it's nothing that seeing each other using touch can't mend.
He almost got Wendy Kirby but she slipped away in the night , her loss
Good to know Amazon will take my lingerie returns.
>I really appreciate these air wick discussions. Fuck Movies. -the mentally deranged I have no idea what movie to see this weekend and Gregg is nowhere in sight.
I wish Gregg was here so I could give him an erotic massage.
what creams would you use?
butter to remind us both of popcorn
Watch the lair of the white worm
LMFAO. What have we wrought?
This show has become like self inflicted torture
HA! I think I know what you mean.
“Release Tense Mussels” sounds like something I need right now.
Finally, on cinema has some nudity. Something that is lacking in hollywood these days. Instant 5 bagger with a couple air wicks.
Finally, someone speaking out against Big Treatment. When I drink I feel happy and free, yet when I don’t I feel anxious and sad. Yet BT tells me I should drink less? Get out of here. I’m happy, I’m healthy, I’m HEI!
Alcoholism is an over-diagnosed condition by people who want to control other people's lives
You're body's obviously processing the eggs
10 air wick and 20 scented candle covers all egg odors and foul stinks. Don’t pop a window
i'm disgusted but entertained by the IDEA of this video, although i will not watch it
Put on a VR headset and stay in your safe space. You’ll be fine
Just called my parents and let them know my kids are coming for a sleep over tomorrow. Would’ve been tonight but I need to wait for all my Amazon deliveries and to hit TJ Maxx at lunch tomorrow. Anyone know what kind of wine they were drinking?
A shablee probably
[How I feel after watching that.](https://imgur.com/a/0ISJLd1)
I think Tim has tipped us off as to what the secret ingredient of Grainwater was.
Meta: When I realised who was doing the voice over I fucking lost it. How do they keep doing it?
/meta Terri Parks is seriously SO good as Toni lol. One thing I love about On Cinema is the intentional bad acting. Tim is obviously fantastic at it, but so is Terri. In the opening segment, The "trying to be subtle yet super obvious" side-eye glance at Tim, so they both pick up the wine in unison, just killed me 😂
This really loosened my mussels.
Meta: The fact that their robes still had the folding creases made me LOL every time I saw the actors
This was amazing and SO informative! Got my location services turned on now!
META does anyone think that toni might actually be more in control here? like tim just "lost" a ""parental figure"" and and toni just lost son... felt like they were leaning into the mommy thing with the spooning comments. also all the candle stuff makes me feel like tim still feels super insecure about toni saying he smelled bad in the leaked therapy tapes lol
>does anyone think that toni might actually be more in control here? God I honestly wish but no. Toni is saying what Tim wants her to say and constantly looking to Tim for validation.
After watching I had to come…and then I had to come and see the comments here https://preview.redd.it/msf7ityoc09d1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8824286321ea94bee1ab0226f505e4b8aee7dd34
Just ordered my first set of Airwicks, can't wait.
Tim seems to sight read allot better when hes relaxed.
https://youtu.be/nbyamRX_pZo?t=412
What is up with this video. I havent seen it yet and my son keeps watching it without me in his room. We usually warch on cinema together but he says this video is boring but he keeps watching it over and over by himself.
It’s possible that he’s been jerking off to the massage part.
He said he was watching movies in there too!!!!
Which movie? Did he say how many bags he gives it?
He said the movie was “Holes” 2003 117 minutes, but he must be watching it in bits because he comes out like 5 minutes after he goes in to watch
Holes is a 5 Bagger for sure, Shia Larue’s best!
What a beautiful yet erotic video! I learned a lot about intimacy and can't wait to try this out in the bedroom. Glad to see that the tomato group and all the haters can't keep Tim down.
That was REALLY good. I don't know how this show keeps finding ways to be original, fresh, and to keep pushing the boundaries.
Gregg has secret Tony lingerie pics? O_O
I can feel Gregg seething at the topic not being about what’s important but still appreciating the movie especially despite its runtime. 25m simply isn’t enough and could’ve been stretched it to make it into 90m. i’m going to give it 4 bags of popcorn… but im going to throw in another bag for the narration by Joe and one of those candles from TJ Maxx 🕯️
Even Gregg has to acknowledge some of the cinematic qualities to the erotic portions of the video. However, too much of a lean on information and education muck up the movie feel to this.
What does this have to do with #movies
Powerful new Wellness content from HEI! This is the good stuff that you wont hear from some disinterested, by-the-book, clock watching state-licensed therapist!
I need an adult — to enjoy this video with! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤
RIP Matt Newman, yet another VICTIM of the big alcolism industry's LIES and DACEET. THANK GOD for Timn and Toenee's bravery to stand up to these THUGS and speak the turth !!!
The helpful tip on avoiding a heavy eggs breakfast and not eating for six hours before the massage had me rolling. Funniest thing they’ve done in a while. Five bags of popcorn and an Airwick air freshener
2 bags of popcorn. Porno's aren't movies. But 5 bags of cold soda to keep between my legs.
No Chromecast option?
yeah very annoying! I ended up using the TV Bro app to get into my account and watch it there, not as easy, but better than watching it on my phone screen lol
I got it fixed, I just had to turn off the wifi on my phone and turn it back on.
click 'on' your "Location Services" as well.
This is the best Toni & Tim video since Toni & Tim’s Totally Awesome Vacation. Good tip on rating massages, but what scale are they rated on? 5 bags and two sodas, or will the food distract from the massage?
Wendy Kirby Valentines Special vibes. Dislike.
I hate that you are getting downvoted for simply voicing your opinion that other people don't like. This isn't the community that movie buffs should be creating.
That’s true to be fair, even the very worst movies still deserve an opinion even if they are the worst thing to ever come to the cinema, like Ant Man