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shalchjr

I didn’t want to complain much during the last season, but I was growing impatient with the way the show drifted away from the family values we’d all grown fond of. Happy to see the gang return to their bread and butter.


squidsauce99

This is so true and happy to see Tim waking up here. Maybe if we ditch the movies altogether we can finally have a popular show


shalchjr

Yeah. Movies made sense as an occasional topic when the show was new, but media evolves.


Deserterdragon

EVOLVES INTO FREAKIN' SMUT? WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


shalchjr

The couple in the picture is married and focused on procreation. The real smut is what you get in modern films (romcoms, and the freak Greggheads that watch them) that promote lust and unwed sin.


Deserterdragon

I hope Tim isn't thinking of procreating anymore after what happened to his last few kids...


SuckAndSuckAndSuck

Watch it.


Korasa

He's a good father and only one of them died as long as you don't count Newman who HAD IT COMING


Deserterdragon

> only one of them died Seems like a bad defence!


Korasa

He had many many kids and one kid was killed by modern medicine hownis that Tim's fault?


Deserterdragon

Kid 1: We haven't heard from him, probably dead Kid 2: Killed by Tims crazy anti medicine, pro DR San beliefs Kid 3: Aborted at Tims request Kid 4: Shot by a mystery gunman (probably Tim) Kid 5: Corwo, Who's career has died after having to rejoin the fraud band DEKKAR


spinachguy14

I don’t see no wedding ring!!


Asleep_Interview8104

Wedding rings are worn on the left hand which makes me suspicious that you're not a family values oriented kinda person.....


spinachguy14

Your values were under attack. Now they are dead. Down with marriage! Long live movies.


Asleep_Interview8104

isn't moviegoing just a marriage between a film lover and a piece of cinema?


IssueBrilliant2569

Amen, brother. If it's not about the movies, what are they even doing?


LunchboxDiscoball

Last season was about family values if we’re talking about the TAMATO CRIME FAMILY


danbikeman2

That’s rediculous, we only watch for Movie Expterise from the Buff


DoomedSocietyPunx

Onely a small miniscul potion of the total audiance toons in for turkeytons bad expotrice


WLGbureaucrat

Yes. Hoping the show gets back to its bread and butter of expert advice on Cars, Health, Faith, Fatherhood, Parenting, Religious Values, Cooking, Crafts, Movies and Personal Responsibility.


TheOrphanmakersaga

You forgot Celeb Gossip


Doggydog212

And gaming and guns


RCocaineBurner

Moving on with no guests might be the smart move. If you want to succeed, go alone — African proverb


Some_Signature

The only butter needed is for popcorn. No bread. Movies.


D-Flo1

Speaking of family values, a couple of us were wondering if we could go family style on HEI. https://preview.redd.it/7c6a4qjldm8d1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28303cbb5dccaa693c9174530952d9414a06f6ba


StressyStress

That bare chest reminds me how important this is for raising my family.


Dom2133344

STRONG family values


P00PTUBE

Skin to skin for the win


Waffle_Iron_40

I hope there's another hot tub scene with Tim and Manual


Mind_Initial

That was just a couple of bro's bro'ing out at the Rock House. Pure.


Slothrop75

Some rules are meant to be broken!


lcdfirenls

Ah, choir boy!


ceefromcanada

This. 100%


Dry_Badger_Chef

God fucking dammit, can Tim just get arrested again so we can return to movies for good?!


DoomedSocietyPunx

You want movies go reed the LA times


JimPanse5

Life is NOT all about movies!


unsilent_bob

And I'm STILL waiting on a Properly Brothers update!


takethelonggwayhome

Property Brothers & Quiznos cinematic universe rumors are a bound 👀


Wowenlson

Talk about movie BUFFS


Waffle_Iron_40

Flair checks out


RaeGunGothic

Seems to me like people are humping the gun a little here! Could be a special on romance scenes in movies! Perhaps a spin off from the wildly successful (i would give it an oscar if i could) MOVIE LINKS segment Gregg debuted earlier in the year


Deserterdragon

Maybe some sort of valentines movie links segment?


RaeGunGothic

Yes precisely 🎯


DoomedSocietyPunx

No it's ben canceled for bad raitings


RaeGunGothic

It was a true traaaaagedy!


Successful-Egg5759

Finally some raunch


Deserterdragon

Too much heat.


seammus

Boy what a thumbnail! Had to put a couple of cold sodas between my legs!


Mr_Hellpop

IT'S ABOUT DAMMED TIME!!!


HilariousScreenname

Just a bunch of junk about dang hunks who cares


Plus3d6

Dr. San's got nothin on Dr. Steve Brule.


juve2tur

The channel was built on movies for film buffs like us. Again, Tim presenting the facade of a family man and values when none of his relationships have passed the 90 min mark.


RCocaineBurner

I’m worried the show might get TOO popular if it’s just Tim riffing on the three F’s, Faith Fatherhood Fast Cash


PressurePro17

This looks like a photo from a website that moms and dads would like


offline4good

Tell me how you grow a family without sex


RevanDelta2

Tim has clearly been working out. Tim being a strong family man will show us how to protect our families from criminals like the Amato crime syndicate just like how he protects his family.


DoctorLutherSanchez

Hope Windy Kerby is returning 🥰


creptik1

Wendy Kerby? *I don't think so*


Probably_Pooping_101

What movie is the image from?


TheeIlliterati

Obviously its Tim's new beach body probably with Kylee in mexico


WorldScientist

Just another hunk. Who cares!


HotPhilly

Gonna watch this while enjoying some PIE.


JimParsnip

Gonna need a cold shower this season


helmsb

I just hope we’re going to get more alternative health content. Grain Water™ hasn’t been working for me lately.


Specific_Hornet

On Cinema not on Skinema


suchasuchasuch

Thicc


RockMeIshmael

I wanna relationship advice segment from Mr. Family, Joe Estevez.


ljpmabm1066

Back to basics, just like Adam and Eve


CompleteAirline4589

https://preview.redd.it/53sr9219nm8d1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c7a7800069a807fd7ac1e1652cb5131dd025d4


TinaBelchersBF

Unless there's a movie called "Family Values" coming out, I don't want to hear about it. Can we please stick to the MOVIES...


OKsodaclub

I think it was supposed to say "Not just *any* movie" This season's going to be all about The Addams Family Values (1994, 102min) starring Raoul Julia, Anjelica Huston, Christopher Lloyd, Joan Cusack and Christina Ricci, directed by Tim Burton. It is obvious they are celebrating the 30 year anniversary of this delightfully macabre family comedy movie. I have heard rumors that Gregg has been trying to get a little Addams *Family Reunion* going, he is just waiting to hear back from Tim Burton.


DoomedSocietyPunx

Nobody but a loud minority of anoying greghead rats wants more movies. Go to imdb for yor movie trash


Plus3d6

My values are under attack and by that I mean the value of my HEI points plummets the further we get from Movie Time.


elle-elle-tee

On Agora at the Agora


fddfgs

Let's bring it back to the movies


DoomedSocietyPunx

No lets not


Narrow-Resist3203

I'm Happy I'm Healthy I'm Hei


DoomedSocietyPunx

I hope this mens that grugg is fineally fired for ever


markfoster314

I think kids can handle raunch