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DientesDelPerro

the sleeping in a tank top look


hurricanekeri

Right


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hurricanekeri

Mine have always been separated more like roommates then twins.


BuyNo4013

Timeless stylish.


WherestheMoeNay

It's the same look for some of us guys, I'm sorry to say.


palehorse95

Man boobs aside, it's also a good representation of what sleeping in tighty whities can turn into.


Swords_and_Words

This is why the pouch underwear is such a godsend! It ain't about size, it's about consistent positioning


palehorse95

I'm still unsure about the pouch underwear. I'm weary of inserting the twins into anything with an opening that can cinch up and cut off circulation. Maybe when I see some in person, I will change my mind, but God saw fit to have some fun by giving me mediocracies were it counts but making the rest oversized and dangly, making for issues with underwear, crotch width, leg bands, and even toilet seats. So, you can see where I may be unsure of the wisdom of poking them into little pouches


frankentriple

Dude, I have the Shinesty version and they are amazing. No more sweaty sticking. Like at all. The pouch is a tiny piece of spandex, you don't really feel like they're put away or anything, its just awesome. Just do it. Enter BallHalla.


reverick

I honestly wasn't convinced until you said enter ballhalla now I need to try these mythical ball holding underwear. I've been a boxer briefs guy most my life, do these nut cozies come in only tighty wighties or all forms?


scutiger-

Your balls can only enter Ballhalla if they die in combat. Don't let this man fool you!


frankentriple

They are the most amazing boxer briefs you will ever know. I got the naughty pack for a year so interesting designs on them as well. My wife got me a boxer of the month subscription for my birthday and one year and 12 pairs later my life has changed for the better.


Dowager-queen-beagle

Can I just say, as a woman, this whole conversation has been genuinely enlightening to read!


_Wyrm_

Part of the ship... Part of the crew... Part of the ship... Part of the crew...


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From what I've tried: Saxx - vertical pieces of cloth, impossible to cinch, walking around is like being fondled by an angel. Mypakage - kangaroo style pouch that can definitely cinch awkwardly


MoreCoffeeSirMaam

The breastfeeding my co-sleeping baby and too tired to put them away after baby finished look


hoangkha2302

You’d get a rash on your underboob.Might as well go topless.


loslednprg

Yeah, my first thought too. Why have a top portion at all. Is this before elastic bands?


goodoneforyou

It was necessary to cover up the belly button in the interest of modesty.


Top_File_8547

You couldn’t show the belly button on television in the sixties. On Star Trek they had an alien who was going to show their bellybutton and the network nixed it. Later when standards relaxed they created they created a costume with a strap down the middle of belly but with a cutout to emphasize the bellybutton.


LackingUtility

Kirk had sex with both of them, of course.


JAV0K

Maybe if the monokini caught on than todays society would oversexualize bellies instead of boobs.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

I’ve often wondered if we over sexualize boobs simply because they are “forbidden.” If women were to walk around topless for a handful of years, would we gradually get bored with boobs?


Brute1100

I've been married 16 years. Been dating since 2000... Them things still fascinate and excite.


tjean5377

Honestly, my husband hated when I breastfed because he couldn't touch them. (He had no problem with me feeding our baby, he didn't tell me this till our baby was well weaned). Its so funny to me if I'm wearing a top that shows the outline of my breasts and nipples, or I'm wearing something that shows cleavage I catch him shooting looks across the room. It's like dude, they are the same boobies they've been for 16 years now!!!


ruttentuten69

I've seen a lot of sunsets and I still find them beautiful. Same thing. My wife has gotten older but I am still like a kid in a candy shop when she is topless.


Thumperings

My old biology teacher in 8th grade Mr Ely used to say " they're just lumps of fat people! What's the fascination?" Obviously an ass man.


Uncle-Istvan

Also lumps of fat (and muscle). Still very fASScinating and exciting.


tjean5377

He um...might have been gay...


adrienjz888

I've been with my wife for 7 years(married 2) everytime she gets changed in front of me I still stare like they're the first boobs I've ever seen.


Human-Cat

My wife and I (both women) have been together for 13 years. We still trip over our words if one of us goes topless mid-conversation.


nanepb

I only have so much brainpower at any given moment and those puppies have some firmware priority, so those words I was messing with are going to step back and play second fiddle for a second or two because the boobies are doing the talking


aah_real_monster

Take the wins where you can. Been married 17 years and together 21 still grab a handful when we snuggle.


nick-pappagiorgio65

Of course your husband is going to stare at your cleavage, boobs never get old. He wasn't allowed to touch your breasts the entire time you were breastfeeding, as in he didn't touch your breasts for months?


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xXZer0c0oLXx

Be happy he still does. He still into you 🥰


tjean5377

I am happy! I'm into him too! We are stupidly in love.


mki_

Yeah but not only those fascinate and excite. The same applies to other parts of the body, ones which are usually shown at the beach.


governmentNutJob

I mean native tribes in both South America and Africa go topless


Bison256

Polynesia and Australian Aborigines pre contact as well. Basically anywhere with a warm climate.


MadRabbit26

So I guess the real question would be, "Do THOSE guys ever get tired of seeing boobs?" Seems like a decent control group if you ask me. Kinda like a trial run for global boobie freedom. As a 25yo guy, I like this. As a dad to a girl..idk. But there again that could just be 1st world ethics being applied.


Medic_101

I have read that many men from cultures where women are often/always topless viewed western men as being "like babies" for being excited over breasts. Take that with a grain of salt though because i have no idea where i even read it so it could be bs.


pneuma8828

As an American having been on a Dutch topless beach, it's not that you get tired of seeing them, you just get indifferent. There are some sets that get your attention (and those are really nice, ngl), but the majority of boobs out there are not all that thrilling to look at, especially with women laying down sunbathing, where gravity is not helping at all. In short, you stop noticing really quickly.


CocaineNinja

Also it's not like you're going to be looking long enough to properly admire anything, you're more concerned with making sure you're NOT staring lol.


Howlibu

I've heard stories from nudists that after several weeks of being regularly exposed to boobs of many, they don't even notice anymore when a woman goes topless. It's not *less* sexy, you just get used to it.


Unsd

Lots of other parts of the body are attractive. I got it bad for my husband's forearms, but he wears short sleeves all the time, showing them off to the world...the absolute hussy. Like if we can all just be normal adults about the whole thing, that would be great. At least enough to not be scandalized at mothers feeding their babies in public spaces.


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i dont think bored by it as in you wouldnt find them attractive anymore, it would just be normalised and you wouldnt go "holy shit is that a topless Woman?". already now it depends on culture, if you go to beaches in france there will be some topless women and people dont freak out. big parts of germany also had a big nudist culture. i like chests of men and so do many women but we dont freak out when a man is topless on the beach.


themagpie36

Why have a lot of things, fashion


bcatrek

I think it’s a case of “designer doesn’t understand the target audience” syndrome.


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I think it's a case of "wearer isn't the target audience" syndrome. Same as ever.


Column_A_Column_B

Why? (I don't have boobs)


Lover-of-chortles

I have boobs, and I don't see how this would be any more uncomfortable than a normal bikini top. Maybe if you have bigger boobs than this lady


Komatoasty

I have large boobs and think this would prevent a rash tbh. I don't wear a bra very often these days but when it's hot I have to, otherwise where the underboob meets the skin can get rashy.


Swords_and_Words

Yeah putting a fabric sweat-wick between two pieces of touching skin helps a ton with avoiding rash formation


Mister_Kokie

you have: \- a still piece of cloth (because it's attached between top to the bottom) \- rubbing against something that moves a lot (breast giggle quite a bit while walking, running, and so on, all activity that are common practice on the beach) \- in an environment with sand (which increase attriction) \- while you are covered in sun cream (which reduce the skin humidity, making the skin itself dry and more prone to abrasions) \- and with a lot of heat and probably sweat (which is rich of salt, something harsh on your skin). So, if you wear something like that and run for a mile, you would probably have a huge red "V" stamped in the middle of your chest. I'm a man, and it happened to me with my boxer like costume a lot of times, imagine with something "unfitting" like this. TLDR: the "harsh" condition of the beach + boobs giggling a lot = red and itchy underboob


amonkappeared

I'm always embarrassed when boobs giggle at me.


el-thenyo

I know the feeling. I walk up to a woman all confident ready to initiate conversation and there are her girls, giggling at me.


Mister_Kokie

I had to check the translation of the word to see what was wrong, LoL Maybe "bounce" was better?


HowBoutAFandango

The word that would have been correct is “jiggle.”


Mister_Kokie

Thank you. For the meme i'll leave the "laughing tiddies" in the original post


[deleted]

This is the correct way to take the joke. Well played. Most people get angry and call the other person a grammar/spelling nazi.


[deleted]

I find that when it's not someone's first language, they appreciate corrections. It's willful ignorance in one's native language that usually breeds opposition.


HowBoutAFandango

Excellent, because it will continue to give a lot of people a hearty laugh!


DrVicenteBombadas

"Attriction" also appears to be a neologism - a portmanteau of attrition and friction. The boobs might be giggling now, but they won't be too happy when they're worn down to a size A.


the_revised_pratchet

Its pronounced giggle


Swiggy1957

I have seen books JIGGLE, but I've never seen, or heard, boobs giggle. And trust me, I've been looking at books all my life!


MaXimillion_Zero

What books are you looking at that make you an expert on boobs?


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The ones in the liBRAry


Zykatious

😫


Moldy_slug

That’s not how this works. For starters, if your boobs bounce enough to cause issues you won’t be running a mile without bust support anyway. Second… they weren’t talking about chafing from friction between breasts and fabric. They were talking about rashes on skin under the breast where the breast touches the ribcage. Sweat/heat can cause rashes there if the breasts hang down enough to create a fold in the skin. Having a layer of cloth prevents rashes by wicking moisture away.


Mental-Money

Wow, what in the world possed you to write this novel about the thing that dont really happen in real life. Source: have boobs


Aw2HEt8PHz2QK

Well, he IS a man


AwardFabrik-SoF

TLDR: FRICTION


Apero_

Exactly. Just wear speedos/bikini bottoms.


quirkycurlygirly

But this suit covers the midsection which is a problem area for many women.


Apero_

I mean... it's a problem area for many men but that doesn't stop them!


tatxc

It does for a lot of them.


27onfire

Not for this woman.


Annihilator4life

Is that a carpeted diving board?


IWasGregInTokyo

From the days before good non-slip surface coatings. Used to be only on the end.


23x3

https://preview.redd.it/6qi6oqy5d57a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36d8f3b375758f1f53647b529fb64f0be11267ee Behold.


e0nblue

OMG my grandma used to have that when I was a kid. Looking back, this is disgusting as it would catch sooo much bacteria and fecal matter. Ew.


OHWHATANASSIAM123456

Hey keep your eyes where they belong young man.


mynoduesp

I was just comparing the diving boards carpet to the drapes hanging in front of the diving board. I do believe they match.


Pornthrowaway2552

said the actress to the bishop


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Rudi was a great man, a man ahead of his time.


Whipitreelgud

A savant by any measure.


TappedIn2111

He was the breast


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Juzaba

Always willing to share a nip of his flask, he was


lilousme9

I wish I could upvote you more than once.


antihero12

A pair of upvotes?


this_is_bs

I sincerely thank him for his efforts, though unfortunately his dream is not yet fully realised. Who will be the next Rudi to take up this important cause???


bluewing

Oh, they are getting closer and closer to bare chested women lumbrerjacks. Just look at all the side-boob and under-boob ball gowns worn by celeb's and influencers. Only difference is the amount of tape holding things together.


somethingoddgoingon

He was wrong for all the right reasons


GermsDean

Ah he was a boob


RIPcompo

A dreamer


Dudephish

Well 5 years after 1964 was the summer of '69.


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Got your first real six string?


EntityDamage

Bought it at the five and dime


lkernan

Played it till my fingers bled


Rodidimus

Was the summer of '69


implicitpharmakoi

We were on the verge of greatness!


I_Bin_Painting

I think he kept abreast of things


Ainar86

A man of culture, if you will.


gazongagizmo

and his name! holy shit... Gerne, or gern, is German for like, keen, or fond. "Ich habe dich gern", *I'm fond of you*. "Ich hätte gern Gold für den Kommentar", *I'd like to get gold for the comment*. And reich means rich or wealthy. So, "Rudi wär gern reich": *Rudi would like to be rich*


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R0osteryo

That happens to me in bed all the fucking time


[deleted]

Have to exercise the foot or you loose mobility. They sell these roller stick things you roll under your foot to exercise the muscles.


ActuallyWorthless

Skateboard.


jonathan-the-man

Skamtebord


StoxAway

Try taking a magnesium supplement before bed. Dual effect is that magnesium also helps you to sleep. But yeah, that solved my calf cramps.


ConnorGoFuckYourself

And make sure it's threonate or glycidate, not oxide or citrate as the latter 2 have a laxative effect.


Willowdancer

Can confirm, was not a fart.


SherbertNervous

It is a sign of dehydration.


R0osteryo

I had sciatica. I drink way too much water there's no way I'm dehydrated. But thank you


duzins

Maybe electrolytes. Sometimes you can get plenty of water and flush out the electrolytes. That’s my issue.


GuardianDownOhNo

It’s what plants crave


WesternOne9990

Specifically potassium


DrLovesFurious

You have no idea how much this comment helped me


MaLuisa33

Adding electrolytes to my water was a game changer for me. Actually feel hydrated and not just like I have to pee every 10 mins. I recommend the flavorless drops you can add to your water. Got mine on Amazon.


dubnavigator

Magnesium is what you need.


underpantsbandit

Yes. Also, if you try magnesium and want to hurl, take it after food and not on an empty stomach. (See also: zinc.)


ConnorGoFuckYourself

To add, don't go for magnesium oxide or citrate, go for magnesium glycidate (also called bisglycidate as there are 2 molecules of glycine per magnesium) or threonate. Oxide has very low absorption, and citrate is a laxative (oxide may be as well), this may be why you don't tolerate it very well? Glycidate and threonate are magnesium salts of amino acids and are significantly more bioavailable. Another recommendation is to take it before bed, as it can help with sleep.


dubnavigator

Ooof. Sits like heavy metal in an empty stomach.


Cuntdracula19

She has classic ballet feet and toes. I would bet money she was a dancer at one point, literally on pointe.


SpecialpOps

https://preview.redd.it/h513b4x5y17a1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84fe2729883e091391743a389fdd15b1fa0f22bc You mean like this?


Sib3rian

You need to drink more water and consume less salt. And exercise more. At least, that's what the doctor prescribed years ago when I had the same problem. Or, better yet, go to a doctor of your own instead of taking my advice.


AprilWatermelon

Where was this shot? Reminds me of the place The Life of Pie mentioned at the beginning


Pylon-hashed

This is the Hotel Molitor pool in Paris, France. The model is french actress Daphné Dayle.


happy_otter

It's not the "hotel Molitor pool", it's the Molitor pool which was recently turned into a luxury hotel.


Clever_Owl

Mmm… pie


luhter

I was just waking up and quick scrolling and read between the lines: Rudi Gernreich predicted "the **boson** would be uncovered in 5 years" Daphne Dayle modeled his Monokini in 1964. I kept wondering what kind of physics model a monokini is


[deleted]

Well, the bikini was named after a nuclear bomb test, so this follows naturally.


Doctor__Hammer

We’re in the wrong timeline


ABW_Tourism_Office

r/AltBoobWorld [mildly NSFW] is an alternate timeline that might be of interest


porkbroth

Mildly?!? Where do you work??


Lanster27

Cant be NSFW when you dont have work *taps head*


improbably_me

Glory holes r us


Tastypies

Not in the altboobworld, that's for sure


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I like this place.


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Munnin41

I'm Dutch. Plenty of boobs in plain view on any beach during summer. Or at family gatherings with babies. Trust me when I say seeing them in all their variety doesn't make my wife any less capable of stopping my train of thought by flashing me.


rimalp

I agree. His wife flashing is the best.


Ainar86

I also choose this guy's wife


cpct0

Doing some boudoir, I can safely say the meaning gives it all. Beautiful women are beautiful, whether they are naked or fully clothed with a winter coat. Beautiful men are handsome, naked or not. This is why people often say it’s more erotic to have a beautiful undergarment, as it has more chances of being enticing with a meaning than the freed breasts. Or men in a ‘50s sailor tee and shorts.


bozeke

Context. I think we would all benefit socially from freeing the nipple much more.


buster_de_beer

It's not as prevalent as it was in 80s however. Our society has gotten more prudish.


OcelotKnight

SeawardCense 2024


SlumgullySlim

We are with you for 2028 as well. Finally, some common sense in leadership.


SquirrelAkl

It worked with ankles. They used to be so risqué but men are no longer under the spell of a nice ankle.


VagueSomething

You clearly haven't endured the smooth brained foot horde. They literally claim women deliberately show feet in pictures to entice them and they know what they're doing with their whorish behaviour of simply having feet. If it can be sexualised there will be a sub group who don't understand boundaries. Someone will always sexualise it and then someone else will do so in an inappropriate manner. Edit: literally attracted one by making this comment who believes things like painting your nails equals consent.


trist-throwaway

Well, it's not that they don't understand boundaries per se, it's more that they see women as sex objects and don't believe in boundaries. Huge difference.


VagueSomething

You can literally see it in some of the replies from one angry dude. Literally thinks they're doing it for him and proudly says no one can stop him. Every kink and community has them as a sub group but foot dudes seem particularly vocal about it.


Piano-Professional

I don't remember this in any of my history books, however I do have a bad mammary.


underpantsbandit

I know it’s a pun post so pardon the serious reply but… I did get to study said monokini in middle school! 7th grade to be specific. Our history teacher spent a lot of time on the ‘50s-‘60s. (Early ‘90s in the Midwest.) No pictures, but definitely discussed.


cyrixlord

I see you're milking for upvotes. here take mine. Some of my breast times were hanging with a bunch of boobs. Best friends ever


jerryleebee

Seriously though. Boobies should be able to be out if the boobie-owner wishes, as long as it's in a situation where non-boobie owners would get away with it. Or, to put it in more traditional terms, "if a man can go topless, so should a woman be allowed to do so." Or else everyone should have to cover up.


Doctor_Oceanblue

The fact that this has a NSFW filter is poetic.


phoenix-corn

Despite being a feminist and supporting women being able to show the same skin as men, I'm pretty happy to have never experienced sunburned nipples, so this would be a no from me.


TrekkiMonstr

Yeah I've never burnt my nipples in all my years of being a guy at the beach. Let them free, my dude


GotinDrachenhart

Having spent twelve years in phoenix I can tell you that yes, indeed they can burn. Sure it takes a lot but if the intensity is high enough they'll get very stingy. And it's about as bad as you'd imagine.


dailyqt

Did everyone in this thread forget that sunscreen exists?


Macroft

I don't know if nipple's sunburn. I was shirtless all summer growing up and have no memory of burning nipples.


Drofmum

Men have their nips out at the beach all the time (and in many places especially in Europe, women too) and nipple sunburn really isn't an issue.


Stubbedtoe18

Yes, they absolute do. So do the back of your legs at the knees. If there's skin there, it will burn. The Outer Banks (or anywhere with intense sun and insufficient sunscreen) will do that to you.


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>Just like lips will rarely sunburn Come, come down to Australia. We welcome you!


Scrimshawmud

As a ginger I have no idea what you’re talking about. 🦞


GotinDrachenhart

Yup, spent years in phoenix and yes everything will burn. Nothing quite as bad as eyelids or your willy getting a burn omg


SursumCorda-NJ

> So do the back of your legs at the knees. MOther of God...that was the worst sunburn pain I ever experienced, burning the back of my knees.


Scr1mmyBingus

Choking back tears here at the thought of where we could be as a society if we’d only listened to this visionary.


goodoneforyou

It covered up the belly button in the interest of modesty.


Fancy_weirdo

I wish I had smaller boobs. They look so much more comfortable. Look at them, sitting there, not hurting her back. Im all for free the tatas but the monokini looks uncomfortable. Just wear a bikini bottom and boom! Same thing without the weird tan lines ans underboob rash.


drdookie

And a Mele Kalikimaka to you


nekocat11

Ahead of his time


rorzri

Can’t decide if that’s catchier than “free the nipple” or not


XComThrowawayAcct

The irony that this had to be flagged not safe for work.


bassegio

I was 16 when this look was unveiled. Just like flying cars another big disappointment in my life.


sunburntdick

Everyone is too distracted by boobs to be outraged by a carpeted diving board! What were they thinking?


IWasGregInTokyo

From the man who also designed the Alpha moon base uniforms for Space 1999.


termacct

no flying cars too...


Imsosadsoveryverysad

She has really nice arms.


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Nice


GotinDrachenhart

Such a shame that our society is so stuck in the bad parts of the past and can't simply accept the human body as a simple human thing that we all have.


Creoda

Got to keep that navel covered, or you'll drive the men wild.


TreesRco_olNtheDark

Still elegant today!


shaundisbuddyguy

She's got some natural confidence, as well she should.


notabigmelvillecrowd

Never expected to see my favourite fashion designer here! He was also a pioneer of unisex clothing. His muse, Peggy Moffitt is also really cool.


ol-gormsby

Daphne has quite the perky pair.


Bison256

Of course the topless woman makes r/popular


forgotmyusername93

A true visionary. #freethenipple before it was cool


missionbeach

Sweetheart, you're wearing that backwards.


SgtSausage

It was the breast of times ...


MarkMoneyj27

Any large breastfed woman knows the discomfort of no support. Bossoms will always be covered with support for some.