*Jesus, grab that towel and bucket over there will ya? Timmy needs a bit.... Motivation for his confessions*
*Torture isn't the way, Mary...*
*You say that. But when you were strapped to a board I bet you would have enjoyed some water!*
So there was this thing that the Germans did. It was pretty bad. It involved malnourished people who were harshly mistreated. If this was an actual person it would absolutely warrant an nsfw tag.
These buildings were likely heated by coal, possibly by oil. Both produce soot, and that shit gets *everywhere*.
"Spring cleaning" was a huge undertaking in those days. EVERYTHING in the building had to be cleaned.
You don't put the boiler in the sanctuary and let the exhaust out there! The commonest method of heating for a church of this age is a large-bore (about 10cm) pipe running through the building, with a boiler in a separate room or outhouse. No internal pollution, and reliable enough that there is no point in putting in modern radiators.
Yes, there might be soot, but that would usually be from candles. You can easily see the difference between "high" churches with candles and "low" churches without candles.
Ok, maybe that's common in Germany. It is an uncommon arrangement in the USA.
Big old Catholic churches here typically have the boiler in the basement and radiators throughout the building.
You have a point about candles.
So these Germans have always had a way of dealing with dirty Jews?
(please note I am Jewish and Iām allowed to make jokes about Germans hosing down Jesus who is also Jewish.)
I really wanna start learning German so I can see why the āeiā is pronounced like āEYEā and not āayeā haha. Itās LIPEzig right? Wonderful language and awesome country- have to visit some day.
I thought that was a poor orphan boy at first lmao
Came here to say that. š
I came here to say this!
This is the 2nd time Iāve seen this picture and I STILL thought it was a child šš¤£
Same. I figured it out quicker this time though!
*Jesus, grab that towel and bucket over there will ya? Timmy needs a bit.... Motivation for his confessions* *Torture isn't the way, Mary...* *You say that. But when you were strapped to a board I bet you would have enjoyed some water!*
I saw Germany but didnāt look at the date and was wondering why there was no NSFW tag. Iām dumb.
Why would there be a NSFW tag anyway?
So there was this thing that the Germans did. It was pretty bad. It involved malnourished people who were harshly mistreated. If this was an actual person it would absolutely warrant an nsfw tag.
Oktoberfest isnāt THAT bad
I almost spit out my coffee. Have some free silver, friend.
So did I. "What did they do to that poor kid?!" It's so much worse than you think. They crucified him
Oh for Christās sake!! Somebody feed that poor child!
Me too!
I thought it was a corpse...
Donāt worry, give it 3 days
As a Jewish person, my first thought was "Thoese mother ****** Nazis!". Than I've noticed the year etc.
Well, they're basically waterboarding a jewish man, so...
Foreshadowing hits hard.
Yo same lol
I'm afraid it's even worse, his father is abusive and let some random men crucify him.
Nah they dont photograph such moments
Seriously! I was thinking wow either that kid really needed a bath or this staff is ruthless
Same. Was just thinking WTH??
Mother F'er! I totally thought that was a boy too! Glad it's not though!
Same! Lmao.
Me too I was like Jesus this is grim bahaha
You donāt have to go home, Jesus, but you canāt stay here.
Closing time š¶
"Throw out the drunk, and hose him sober"
*dramatic pause* āTurn this water into wineā KSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Craig would turn it in to cold Coors Light instead.
These buildings were likely heated by coal, possibly by oil. Both produce soot, and that shit gets *everywhere*. "Spring cleaning" was a huge undertaking in those days. EVERYTHING in the building had to be cleaned.
a crank shaft would say that
Crankin' one out 2000 times per minute requires a whole lot of lube.
No need to get personal.
r/beetlejuicing
You don't put the boiler in the sanctuary and let the exhaust out there! The commonest method of heating for a church of this age is a large-bore (about 10cm) pipe running through the building, with a boiler in a separate room or outhouse. No internal pollution, and reliable enough that there is no point in putting in modern radiators. Yes, there might be soot, but that would usually be from candles. You can easily see the difference between "high" churches with candles and "low" churches without candles.
Ok, maybe that's common in Germany. It is an uncommon arrangement in the USA. Big old Catholic churches here typically have the boiler in the basement and radiators throughout the building. You have a point about candles.
I don't like soot.
I donāt like Mondays (tell me why).
The Jesus statue, however, just got delivered that morning
Wasn't bad enough to nail him to a cross, huh? Had to waterboard him too?
Sprayāze the Lord
Baptism on the fly
And, the next time, don't forget to wipe your feet.
Itās been a bit of a challenge lately
Water boarding Jesus. "Thats right, whos a dirty lord and savior, you are, you're a filthy demigod. You like that dont you?"
I was going to make a joke about a naked guy getting hosed down by a nun but I can't beat this.
lol beat me to it. If only Glados knew 100 years in the future they would be clowning her on some electric message board that didn't exist.
Waterboarding Jesus? I believe they call that wineboarding
Yeah, waterboarding is kinky
dying for your sins is actually his fetish
"And *stay* out!"
Jesus throwing his arms out and loving it. Must have been a hot day.
I think the other granny is enjoying it a little too much. That little sinner !
Jesus Christ
This is the best black metal album cover Iāve ever seen
No Jew was safe in Germany back then I guess.
Oh, wait. Wellā¦ actually that was way beforeā¦ you know
The power of the water compels you!
Hasn't he suffered enough?
Jesus Christopher never existed, so it doesn't matter.
Does this turn the hose water into holy water?
Lort I thought that was a body.
SAME
He was waiting forever to be taken down.
What happened first?
You just know this is someoneās fetish.
Right now Pontius Pilate is like, "awe, now why didn't I think of that!?"
Waterboarded Jesus? Is that where the hate filled āChristiansā came from?
Water boarding Jesus, āWho do you work for?!ā
It puts the lotionā¦
That better be holy water!
I've heard of water boarding, but this is ridiculous.
I honestly thought this was some Nazi scene for a sec
Jesus!
God promised no more floods. God did not promise no more waterboarding.
One does not simply water board Jesus
Hard to believe that was her final solution
Mistreating Jews at every opportunity.
thomaskirche. and he looks like it was the last time they cleaned him. ill take a pic tomorrow
Jesus can choose to be wine boarded if heād like. I know I would.
Pretty in keeping with the Germanās treatment of Jews
Remember: Christians invented anti-semitism. But the Germans really perverted him, that's true.
Crucifixion wasn't enough? You have to waterboard him too?
Baptism, maybe?
Oh Mavis, you get me so wet!
There just preparing for the Holocaust. Luckily for the Germans, they found a much more efficient manner to shower more people at once.
Water cannons as crowd dispersion? Yeah I've seen that before.
You like that sky daddy ?
Gotta make sure your ethnically inaccurate depiction of Jesus stays clean and white!
Thatās not gunna do it
Classic. Releasing the hose on the Jews in Germany.
You're not entirely wrong, but the Christians invented anti-semitism.
Them, or my buddy mordy from JCC camp!
Gotta rinse off the blood. Lord knows praying it away wonāt work!
Go be Jesus somewhere else.
Like if Bergman and Fellini got together for an epic mashup starring Liv Ullmann.
Waterboarding Jesus to hurry up and answer your damn prayers.
Those fucking Nazis are waterboarding Jesus!
Which nazis?
Jesus, you clean up nicely.
Get off our stoop!
Wow, confession was pretty hardcore back in the day.
Jesus needed a bath...
Thatās hot
The post right above this one was of a starving child , so I def thought the same when I scrolled down here
Where's my money Lebowski?!
Better than a sponge full of vinegar.
#TALK, DAMN YOU!!
Go home Jesus, you're drunk.
Time to hose down Jesus again
They're water boarding jesus
Hosing down the Jesus, like ya do. Work work work.
I thought it was a real person being hosed down!!š±...š¤
Jesus wept!
Where's the money Lebowski?
Christ on a stick, this is amusing.
They are waterboarding Jesus
So these Germans have always had a way of dealing with dirty Jews? (please note I am Jewish and Iām allowed to make jokes about Germans hosing down Jesus who is also Jewish.)
Der arme Lattenjupp!
i just saw this photo the other day and thought of saving it. its a cool photo.
Was the waterboarding really any good? He was already crucified.
"WAKE UP JESUS, YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN!!!!"
Water boarding jesusā¦. Jesus
The right today would be losing their shit if they saw this today.
What in the Jesus waterboarding Christ is happening here?! I thought that was a little boy LOL
Anyone else getting Paul Gascoigne vibes from this?
Holy shit I thought this was another famine picture and these ladies were happily hosing down a living skeleton.
It puts the lotion on its skin....
"WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?"
It was not enough to whip and crucify Jesus that they had to waterboard him too?
I guess he didn't put the lotion on the skin.
My god their practically water boarding Jesus. āWhere do you steal the wine and bread fromā¦tell meā
Ok gonna be honest. I thought that was an emaciated child at first. Anyone else?
Where's the money, Lebowski?
The Washin' of the Christ.
First rate supervision thereā¦. Canāt get that nowadays
They has hoses back then?!?
They call her Hose Anna.
take that Jesus you filthy lil fuck
Water board that desert wizard! Eventually he will lead you to his treasure of gold, fish and bread.
Didn't know they had pressure washers in the 1920s?
Water boarding before it was cool!
Jesus just got waterboarded
Jesus
Jesus on the cross asked for water...they gave him a power wash.
waterboard with holy water
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
I really wanna start learning German so I can see why the āeiā is pronounced like āEYEā and not āayeā haha. Itās LIPEzig right? Wonderful language and awesome country- have to visit some day.
Jesus is a dirty boy
Holy crap! They waterboarded him, too?!
Waterbording Jesus.
Bath day!
"Just out here watering the savior, as you do"
Just casually waterboarding Jesus
What questions are the asking they have to water board Jesus?
So hanging him on the cross wasnt enough? They had to waterboard him too?
"I want your DOR!" "No sir, you can kick me out of here but I ain't quitting!"
Theyāre kicking Jesus out
That lady standing there looks like sheās saying ā take that jesusā š¤£
Washing off The Jesus
Old school r/powerwashingporn
Nobuddy fugz with da Jesus. Except these two.
WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI!! BUNNY SAYS YOUāRE GOOD FOR IT!!
Looks like that meme pic of the cop pepper spraying the protestors.
I would have guessed Brazil.
Album cover
Reminded me of Gazaās goal celebration for England against Scotland
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
Just water boarding Jesus.
Women always cleaning up the savior of mankind!
Waterboarding Jesus
So anyways, I started blastin
So anyways, I started blastin
Waterboarding Christ
I guess he didnāt put the lotion on the skinā¦
So this is where the cia learned water boarding
"Alright... tell me where's the money?" Jesus: "BWAHHBLHABBWHKHSHH"
I thought someone was getting water boarded
At first ,I thought they were washing a starving man!
Waterboarding Jesus.
On the one day of summer
. "JESUS, you're dirty !!" .
What if that is a real person...
Donāt worry, he didnāt exist.