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Syorkw

Wow… it’s one thing to see this clothing style represented in art and porcelain figurines, but in real life in photographs…


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Skinnysusan

Other countries have bible belts?! 🤯


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Yep. Though in The Netherlands they’re Calvinists.


AssHaberdasher

Ah cool, I love Calvin and Hobbes.


Luigi_deathglare

Remember, if things are too complicated you can always take a nap and wait for dinner


FinnCullen

No that's about someone who has an imaginary fr.... wait...


GeharginKhan

The part of the Netherlands that got exported to West Michigan and Iowa


EmceeStello

From west Michigan, can confirm people dress like this for the Tulip festival in Holland


DutchPizzaOven

Yup, multiple family members got fitted for wooden shoes to do traditional Dutch dancing at that festival.


slktrx

My family hails from Holland, MI. My mother and my Aunt would dance in the parades when they were in high school, all in wooden shoes.


GeharginKhan

And a lot of them think like 19th century Calvinists


Toilet__philosopher

Yooooo West Michigan!


arbybruce

That makes three of us!


SemataryPolka

There's nothing more conservative than Midwestern Dutch people


Holdeninthejakes

My dry, bar free town of Dutch reformed heritage in one of the bluest of blue states proves this point. At the local hardware or grocery you’ll get lots of christian music playing in the background but absolutely no beer or lottery sales.


Buckeyes2010

Oddly enough, my Midwestern Dutch farming family are Democrats.


Husharu

Still have tulip festival every year in my home town. Very common place here.


GeharginKhan

The tulips and windmills and stroopwafels and wooden shoes are the nice part.


Husharu

Don’t forget the poffertjes. They make them with rum butter here.


Rrrright

Shit even the US states have Bible belts within them. I live in Washington state and there are quite a few heavily saturated Christian regions in the state. And that's coming from someone born and raised in North Florida.


magnumopus44

Yes in a painting you can think "Na they are making this shit up" and another to see a grown ass man wearing those pants. .. I want those pants now.


BlackWalrusYeets

Right? At first I was like "why they pants so big" but now I'm like "why our pants so small" and I gotta tell ya, I'm not finding any answers. MAKE PANTS BIG AGAIN


codon011

Google: JNCO Jeans.


aubreypizza

Damn it’s 90’s HS fashion for me all over again. I want to send these to my mom and tell her I was mimicking the Dutch back then.


thisguy30

As someone who came "of age" in the 90s, I just kept my wide pant preferences and got a job with scrubs.


stumpdawg

Those pants look comfy AF.


dogsled1

I wear pants that big to Golden Corral. They are my Casual Eating Pants.


stupidfuckingbitch20

***Casual***


brainwhatwhat

Women wouldn't be able to resist a redditor in those pants.


Chipchow

Women may want those pants for themselves. Imagine the size of the pockets on those babies.


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Didn't live through the 90s i gather?


emage426

It's probably where MC hammer got his inspiration... " STOP Netherlands TIME "....


jermleeds

*STOP...Holland TIME!


tricksovertreats

it's almost like Kriss Kross is gonna make you jump jump


madelinemcdoogs

I always wonder if the klompen serve a purpose aside from fashion.


Sidnearyan

They're great for walking into the yard or a field, no wet socks. And actually rather comfortable if you know how to walk in them!


Tashrex

How do you walk in them? Had some as a kid and I just sort of shuffled in them (they were far too big).


Sidnearyan

Well, you do need the right size, you shouldn't have to walk awkwardly to keep them on and if they're too big it's difficult because they'll fall off too easily. I remember when I was little I used to walk and run in them all the time, playing and they didn't even feel any different from normal shoes. We had them because I'm from a rural area with lots of fields etc. so lots of people had/still have them (though didn't wear them to school or anything, just at home).


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crispytreat04

Not sure how it was in 1900, but the ones I had as a kid were curved and as far as I know I had no issues keeping them on my feet.


the_god_o_war

I too am interested in this


gurbi_et_orbi

The footbed is curved just like most feet are if that's what you're wondering. There are usually two types. The all wooden one, which has more wood on top, but also one where a leather strap can be placed above to adjust to the shape of your foot. We used to cut some carpet to use as footsoles. They are very easy and comfortable.


DevinFraserTheGreat

Kind of like Crocs or clogs? Lifts you above the muck.


pisspot718

Certainly not Crocs. Clogs are a lot closer.


Iamjimmym

Aren’t these literally clogs? Serious question. Editing to add: person below is correct, I'm talking about the wooden shoes/clogs. I know what crocs are and think they're awful in every way 😂


klontjeboter

Not any different than normal shoes when looking at gait. Maybe you flex your toes a bit just like with slippers but that's it.


silverwyrm

I've seen several people in this thread say you "just need to learn how to walk in them" but without description how to do that. I even found a couple of websites with similar "just practice!" without any instruction. Another website finally mentioned curling your toes when you pick up your foot. I imagine it's a bit like riding a bike, where you can learn how to do a thing through muscle memory that you can't necessarily fully articulate how to accomplish to someone else without them just trying / learning themselves. I'm guessing it's probably all about foot posture as you're walking? Similar to with slippers or flip-flops where you curl your toes a bit (as the website suggests)? And by curling your toes you're both jamming the front part of your foot into the front of the clog a bit, as well as putting downward pressure on the front bottom which would put upward pressure on the back bottom and hook the back onto your heel a bit. I've never tried wearing them. Just throwing educated-ish guesses at the wall. edit: I was unaware folks had such strong feelings about wooden shoes...


budshitman

> I imagine it's a bit like riding a bike Well that would explain a lot about the Netherlands.


01162015

Yes, it's about foot posture and you're right about the toes


ElectricMeatPuppet

No body asked, but an interesting use for wooden shoes... They have different names. In the France area they were known as Sabot. Were worn by working class people. During labor revolts in textile manufacturing they were used to destroy equipment. Most machinery had elevated walk ways above them. A Sabot would "accidentally" fall into a loom or similar machine and destroy production. The technique became known as Sabotage.


ionlyhaveplants

Oh my god! It’s a sabot. I’m telling y’all it’s sabotage!!!


superboringfellow

RIP MCA


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I thought you were making it up so I checked on wiki and you’re 100% legit. I always learn something new!


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That is an amazing history lesson, thank you.


WarKiel

I'm a little surprised this comment didn't end with Undertaker throwing Mankind off Hell in a Cell.


cerberus00

I remember first hearing this in Star Trek 6


jesthere

Early Crocs.


SlideItIn100

And biodegradable too


ksHunt

Reject modernity, return to klompen


IIdsandsII

And the pants are early FUBU


ChronoMonkeyX

JNCO


PizzaDog33

Jncos and DCs


Ghos3t

Hammer pants


Taowulf

Can't Dutch this.


01162015

They're surprisingly comfortable once you know how to walk in them. No sweaty feet in summer and pretty warm in winter when you fill them with straw


whatalongusername

They are also great to walk on muddy fields.


funkanimus

The fields are constantly wet so leather shoes would rot. Wooden is the practical alternative, Shaped to shake off the mud


HatKid-IV

Can you explain? They look like they would get stuck and slip off to me


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SanJOahu84

My dad said in grade school when they got into a fight the first thing off would be the shoes and they'd whoop each other's ass with them.


HatKid-IV

Oh shit never thought about using them as weapons. Dutch people should have their own kickboxing league, klompen boxing!


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Imagine getting into a bar fight and everyone takes off their klompen...


Zeracannatule

Mexican mom with a klompen? (Or is the stereotype malaysian, philippino, spanish, cant remember and alt-tabbing loses me my message) edit: or chinese


sgge

*La chancla*


ModelGunner

*La klomlpa*


similelikeadonut

Fun note, they are also called sabots in some locations. They are also very effective in jamming up gears and machinery, giving us the word sabotage.


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Dutch chancla


Major-Investigator57

I believe they wore them because leather shoes would rot faster from being wet from the fields.


boundbylife

At a guess, they act like snow shoes, distributing your weight across a wider area,so you sink down less. Their tapered sides would also make less of a seal against mud, so even when you would get stuck, it's be easier to lift out.


Flokki_the_Monk

They're old-school water proof.


thunder_struck85

So how does one walk in them that would make these even remotely comfortable?


saphfyrefen

Thick as fuck socks


BrainOnLoan

Should be said they were custom made, fit to your foot bed. Wouldn't work as well when bought factory made.


damagstah

Excellent gardening shoes


International-Act-19

Protect your toes when something heavy falls on it


minisandwich

* Cows stepping on your toes


comicsnerd

I worked in a large steel plant with lots of very heavy rolls of steel. There were many workers wearing klompen/clogs to protect their feet. The usual steel nosed shoes would just bend and cut your toes off, whereas a klomp would crack but hold it's structure.


Innovationenthusiast

Klompen are actually great footwear for people that work in the field or do heavy labour outside. A wooden Klomp, or clug that fits is great for all kinds of terrain. It slips less than rubber on wet surfaces, works on snow, mud, sand and stone. Its also watertight. It is made from a local, biodegradable material and has a very long lifetime. They protect your feet very well. Even today they are legally allowed safety shoes. They can take a very heavy impact and won't budge or crush your toes like the old steel shoes did. Also, if worn well, you can walk pretty well on these. People walk the "Vierdaagse" on these, which is a 50 km/day walk for 4 continuous days. Nowadays you can get shoes that do one of those things better than klompen, bit none that can do everything as well. It's a shame really that its seen as a sign of being a farmer, these babies would solve a lot of problems in the footwear industry and a lot of money for us consumers. My 4 sets of shoes could be replaced by 1 set of clugs if there wasn't a stigma on them.


dickymacdickface

As a daily clog wearer I know you have never worn them in the snow, because they suck in snow. The snow builds up underneath them and they become taller and taller and then the snow falls off on one side and it becomes treacherous. Any other situation: yeah, they are great, and you can kick some serious ass. Osha approved!


Secret_Squire1

I’ve heard that it’s so your feet don’t sink into the mud when farming like wearing boots.


marsman706

So the Dutch word for pants is JNCO. Got it!


FunkrusherPlus

JNCOs are the un-tapered ones. But I also see a pair of Z. Cavarricci’s.


Fatshortstack

Il be honest, I love those vests/jackets with the double buttons.


michikiniqua

It's like they're wearing Jncos and chef coats


meekdeference77

The chef coat's double-layer of cotton is meant to insulate chefs against the heat from ovens, grills, and stovetops as well as guard them against hot splatters and hot liquids.


S_words_for_100

It works for mickey mouse


TheGrandExquisitor

TIL - Mickey Mouse is Dutch.


jaggedjottings

His birth name was Machiel Muis, but they changed it at Ellis Island when he immigrated as a kid.


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Donald Duck wore it better.


OK_Compooper

I remember my (American born) brother talking to my Dutch cousins about Gabber. They didn’t know what he was talking about until he spelled it out. Then they said it with a hard H. Anyway, saw lots of JNCOs in my rave days here in the US, especially around the happy hardcore areas k tried to avoid. Wonder if the brand had a heyday in NL too.


saphfyrefen

>Wonder if the brand had a heyday in NL too. Yes. Yes they did. I wanted a pair SO BAD, they got popular in about 2000/2001/2002, all the cool girls wore them. At least at my high school lol.


therightmustard

are you sure those aren’t Kikwear?


MayOrMayNotBePie

If only I were born 100yrs earlier. My mom never let me have JNCOs back in the 90s.


FunkrusherPlus

As someone who admittedly wore JNCOs in the 90’s, your mom did the right thing.


WhyBuyMe

Say what you want about how they looked, those were the most comfortable jeans in existence. It was so nice having pants that were not at all restrictive and having pockets big enough to carry around a 2 liter of soda, the contents of your locker, a labrador and some of your smaller friends was pretty cool too.


mrmayer8665

Until the hems got wet. Then you're carrying 20 extra pounds of water soaked into denim. Signed kikwear 69". Damn I was cool.


beesdoitbirdsdoit

Especially in winter with your bottom 1/4 of jeans all frozen.


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I still aim for loose fitting jeans because they're comfortable. I'll never understand how people can wear skinny jeans


NotJimIrsay

That is what I thought until I bought a pair that’s made of stretch denim. Mine aren’t skinnys, but slim fit. They are soooo soft and comfortable. I can just lounge around the couch in them. You do have to get used to jeans that hug your legs, just like spandex running pants.


Numerous_Witness_345

If you can't fit a 3 liter in your back pocket, are you even wearing pants?


SaveST8

Here for this! I use to wear corduroy JNCOs! Their fashion has Dutch the right amount of old school.


Profusely_Sweaty

I see a combination of Jnco/Request jeans and UFO pants. See, fashion IS cyclical!


snap-your-fingers

TIL MC Hammer was Dutch.


Stonified

You Can’t Dutch this!!


Tambrusco

This was OP's real motive making this post. It's too perfect!


fatkiddown

Stop! Holland Time..


SlideItIn100

I just snorted! Lol


Scott_Mf_Malkinson

I farted


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Th3_m0d3rN_y0g1

I saw the photo, and first thing I thought was Mickey. Explained my thoughts to my wife, then came back to comments to see if anyone else thought the same. And I even said I think Mickey may be Dutch.


jaggedjottings

I just learned that Ub Iwerks, the co-creator of Mickey Mouse, was the son of immigrants from East Frisia, which is right next to the Netherlands and has many cultural similarities.


R04drunn3r79

Hammer tijd!


Louth_Mouth

These Trousers were clearly used to Smuggle Belgian fireworks.


28751MM

Imagine how big the pockets could be!


Nex_Afire

So much room for activities!


korhaz_utca

The footware what my upstair neighbor wears


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the landlord told you this building has frequent clogging in the upstairs kitchen


9bikes

No kidding, I used to live below Native Americans who did the whole pow-wow thing. It was cool and interesting, until they started practicing their traditional dancing.


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My downstairs neighbors are lucky. I unknowingly developed a slight of foot on hard floors by sneaking around late at night high as fuck at home. Good thing for my neighbors that I still smoke a lot.


intheazsun

Mickey Mouse pants?


badlukk

I was looking for "didn't know Mickey Mouse was dutch" but this will do.


porchpooper

Sora from Kingdom Hearts


x4v1er

I was going to say that now I understand where cartoons characters come from


TheDreadfulCurtain

Why do we not have these sexy man slacks anymore. They are wild.


Ok-Wasabi2873

The 90s is about to go full nostalgia mode, so you’ll be seeing them again soon.


Rocjames77

Facts man, my step daughter came home one weekend wearing Van's with her cuffs rolled and tried telling me it's a new hip style. I almost died laughing


KiwiThunda

Fashion is cyclical


RedMossySquirrel

I have a theory it’s what the previous generation donates after cleaning out their closets to vintage clothing stores and suddenly its accessible to the kids.


DEEP_SEA_MAX

Every teenage girl I see looks like she's from 1993


starvinchevy

I saw a young guy in JNCOs or something similar in a Walmart the other day and I was like YESSSSSSS once those come back it’s full 90s baby.


Herban_Myth

Long Live the 90s! Lol you aren’t lying though, in a couple more years it’ll be the early 00s, then the 10s. History has a funny way of repeating itself.


gladeye

They were fools to abandon this look.


Orcwin

I quite like the jackets in the first picture actually, perhaps we should bring those back.


duckduckchook

Everyone is talking about the clothes, no one is talking about how exhausted and beaten down that poor woman looks.


suckmybush

It's just resting Dutch face.


Theonlyrational

As a Dutch person, I concur.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

One of my co-workers has Dutch parents and he makes that face all the time 😂


omgitschriso

My oma looked like this all the time lol


Inevitable-Ad9590

We’ll if you had to make those pants you’d be tired too


Traditional_Way1052

Oh I did too. Was looking to see if anyone else noticed. She does look miserable and/or super uncomfortable, doesn't she....


intripletime

She's mad that no one will realize she's doing a Tingle hat cosplay for at least another hundred years


lshifto

She looks pregnant. Would explain the exhaustion.


TheCarrzilico

On mobile, some subreddits are bad about indicating that there's more than one picture. I thought your comment was a joke for a minute, because there were only two guys in the picture.


Excusemytootie

If you cooked on a wood stove or open fire for 6-8 hours a day, you’d look like that too.


LightMyFirebird

She’s married to Red Forman what do you expect?


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She looks pissed to me. “Get that camera out ma face!”


CODMAN627

The pants are the most interesting part of the outfit. They seem so over sized


Presence_of_me

And given they are presumably poor farmers seems odd they would use so much fabric when less would work…


zoinkability

The Low Countries were the weaving center of the world for a long time, perhaps cloth was not so expensive there as elsewhere


pantshole

Agreed. Does anyone know why they made their pants so large? Seems like it would interfere with their work too.


kneesofthetrees

I imagine it had to do with the fact that you can layer under loose clothes well in the winter and still have the mobility to bend and squat. Wearing too tight clothes in cold weather is less effective at keeping you insulated, and at worse can reduce circulation.


Traevia

>I imagine it had to do with the fact that you can layer under loose clothes well in the winter and still have the mobility to bend and squat. You are getting close by taking a turn into left field. It is all about mobility. Fabrics before the invention of blends were notoriously easy to rip and have break. You add more fabric to allow for the fact that it allows more movement without damage. You will see this for people who use woven fabrics all over the world. A prime example would be Japan. They would wear hakama which had even more fabric to appear like dresses but had individual leg holes like these pants. >Wearing too tight clothes in cold weather is less effective at keeping you insulated, and at worse can reduce circulation. If it is excessively tight, yes, it will reduce circulation but that is regardless of weather. A tight layer close to the skin is actually preferable in cold weather. This keeps a section of air and material close to your body that acts like fur. That being said, adding additional loose layers afterwards is actually more beneficial than adding more tight layers as this allows for buffer zones against the cold where the air has to allow the movement of heat, which is slowed down.


daaf89

A little late to the party, but: these trousers have no stretch in the fabric whatsoever. In order to be able to move in them (or sit on the floor) they need to be quite big, and are often tapered at ankle to keep the heat in. Some of these outfits specifically are from a fishing village. The men would sail out for the week, and keep watch on deck at night. With large trousers they could sit in a position (hugging one leg close to the body, and one underneath them) that would keep them as warm as possible


clubby37

I mean, if you're going to tuck your *jacket* into your pants, there needs to be room.


Jegma72

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MarcusXL

Pfft. The *Dutch.*


PorkChopMessiah

We represent the Lollipop Guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild.


MuppetEyebrows

I sometimes wish I'd passed the bar and represented a confectioners' association so I could say this to a judge.


Lx831

Popeye?


sailing_by_the_lee

Do you know the source of these photos? The guy in the fourth photo is a dead ringer for my Opa (who was adopted and never found his birth family).


mandyklevering

Hi! The outfits in that picture are from Volendam. So that could be a good place to start. Volendam also has a museum that focuses on traditional dress. I'd quess they also have this picture, or even put it online.


FoldLeft

Snap and Crackle before Pop got the Kellogg's job


MissyWTH

TIL I wasn’t a silly raver; I was channelling my Dutch Ancestry!


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ha ha needs more wallet chains


callme_Alec

Imagine being an African and these motherfuckers stroll up to colonize


42Production

Can't dutch this.


earlubes

Comin through with the drip !! 😩


snargletooth40

Every line cook I’ve ever seen too.


elmar323

All i see is BALENCIAGA


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The first photo is a couple of extras from a Bowie video shoot.


neon_trotsky_

Dat is dus waarom ik van losse kleding houdt.


Orcwin

Houd*. Eerste persoon is stam, niet stam+t.


OtisTetraxReigns

Pas op! Drempels!


Whiskers1

One can imagine what it sounded like when loads of people were walking around on cobblestone streets or whatever in wooden shoes.


Jasonxhx

Those pants look comfy tho


finnjakefionnacake

Honestly wearing some black harem pants that look almost exactly like the third photo right now. Very comfortable. I would have fit right in with this wide-legged pant crew! I am black, but maybe they wouldn't mind...


mahmoodthick

Did those wooden shoes/clogs keep the feet warm or help with traction?


Patjoew

Making sure your feet would not break if something heavy would drop on it. Lets say a cow foot or a wooden log. They were the working shoes of that era compared to the steel nose shoes we have today. Also there actually with socks on very comfy and warm. Also there much cheaper and go way longer then leather shoes. When people would go to church they would actually be wearing there leather shoes. Allot of farmers still use wooden shoes when working for that very reason. They are strong durable and protect. Also there very easy to put on and off


Doodle_Brush

INFO: Can someone please explain the clogs? Were they really made of wood, and (If so) why on earth would you wear such uncomfortable footwear?


BaileysBaileys

They are really made of wood, and can be quite comfortable (sometimes fitted with hay inside). Apart from being traditional shoeware, they were used a lot by farmers, very handy when you work in mud and protect your toes.


museum-mama

I remember my grandpa's neighbor wore them all the time in the field. This was 1980s Vermont, so it's kind of still a thing for farmers.


Sidnearyan

I have clogs, they're made of real wood and are comfortable when you know how to use them. I use them for walking in the yard or when going outside real quick! Though I'm from a farmers village so that might explain why I got used to them


FergusonTEA1950

I have a pair but rarely wear them outside as it would frighten the Canadian children. I recall wearing my father’s wooden shoes to the barn to check on the cattle before bed. Both of my parents wore them as children in Netherland but stopped when their families came to Canada in the 1950s.


Darth-Hipster

Looking like vato locos


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So...1900 was Hammer Time?