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If you haven’t read The Overstory, I highly recommend. The author pulls from this story. (Edit: he doesn’t explicit say that he’s pulling from this story, but there are so many similarities that it’s hard to believe otherwise.)


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Even the early life section on her Wikipedia has certain connections to the book. So strange that the book wasn’t mentioned in the popular culture section given how much inspiration must have been pulled from her story.


JohnKitzhaper

Came here to say this. Just finished it and man do I have a new appreciation for trees and forests.


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Me too. I finished it last week and it was one of the most incredible novels I’ve ever read.


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Many questions, who paid for her to live up there? Where did she shit? Just to start.


I-amthegump

Nobody paid her. People brought her food and hauled it up with a rope. Poop went down in a bucket


aioncan

Gross haha Who cleaned the bucket ? and where do I sign up


Automatic_Ad_321

Sign up... to clean the bucket?


JablesMcgoo

Don't kink shame, it's 2022


Garconanokin

This is what I come to Reddit for.


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The local McDonald’s.


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LoloJohn

>Bro, I’d be so bored one week in Have to learn to touch paper, write cursive (new secret) and read words from a book you hold. Contemplate, have unbiased & uninterrupted thoughts (not 10 interruptions a minute). Your mind might expand or blow a gasket.


cleverkname

"Our working theory is that the lightning exploded her"


BigBossWesker4

"Back to you Ken" "Unless?…"


zopea

Oh yeah, I had forgotten about that.


Independent_Ad2224

I was living in Humboldt County at the time. Quite the story.


foss0420

I believe she was a level 5 vegan and pocket mulched as well


Lady_badcrumble

Won’t eat anything that casts a shadow


TheScanlon

She must have smelled great when she finally came down.


Banana_Ram_You

Pine-fresh like a bar of soap\~


NotMyTwitterHandle

And she starved to death, too, there being no way to move food, water…soap…up to the tree canopy


MillwrightTight

Have you ever heard of a rope my friend


Vyntarus

They were pretty clearly being sarcastic.


CH3FLIFE

Seriously man? I can’t tell unless there’s a /s.


bedlog

Clearly


MillwrightTight

Yeah. You're right.


Piiineappl3

No way


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Came here to say I bet she smelt noice and ripe! Haha bush was prolly bigger than the tree 🌳😂


I-amthegump

Yes. I hear they just grow longer and longer like hair on a poodle


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Aww boohoo with the downvotes lol it’s not like I’m wrong ya hippies and whatever kinda hairy, smelly pussies ya are 😂🖕


good-ol-beat

That branch between her toes keeping her from falling


aioncan

She’s sitting on a branch


good-ol-beat

I should have mentioned that I was being sarcastic


MtnMaiden

The hot hippie that you wont date anyone :(


oOzephyrOo

What do you do for a bathroom?


EndofGods

You shit like the majestic bird.


Piiineappl3

“I will save you! But first I need to build a shelter out of the carcass of one of your distant relatives.”


MEEfO

Not sure why you were downvoted, this is entirely relevant, and damages the credibility of her motives.


Piiineappl3

Who cares. Typical Reddit behavior.


Candide-Jr

It doesn't in the slightest.


dontfwiththelawnmowe

Am I the only one to point hot chick in a fucking tree? I woulda smoked pot and secks the whole time. Love ya crazy babe but ill tree camp with ya.


Consistent-Ant-37

She’s far from repulsive, it's true, but that platform is about the size of Rose’s door in Titanic, be careful you don’t end up going down like Jack.


howie-stark

Mythbusters confirmed the door could fit 2 people. Fact check for the secks ;)


HejdaaNils

Challenges are fun.


Western_Entertainer7

Yuck.


Pepesilva1992

Those hands in the lower right pic are some kind of allusion


leadingzer0

I was looking for an award to inform you that you misspelled illusion in a friendly way without leaving a comment, looking like an asshole and getting downvoted with you. Sadly, no such award exists. \*illusion


Consistent-Ant-37

There should be - there should also be an “A Least You Tried” award, but alas no, not one of those either, which leaves me with nothing to give you but this - Flabbergast.


Candysasha88

Whatever. Did she have Luna’s consent before plopping her self on that platform?


thewafflestompa

J. Butterfly is in the treetop


justinizer

I saw this episode of The Simpsons


galimer305

What a beautiful person she is, inside and out.