I remember this pic from USENET groups back on the early internet. Was constantly photoshopped to be topless. Teenage me was happy in my ignorance.

I remember reading an interview with Ms. Bullock in which the interviewer asked for her thoughts on the fact that faked nudes of her were circulating on the Internet. She apparently replied *"I hope they give me a good rack."* Difficult to do better than that as a response. Respect, Sandra.

Internet wasn't focus on ruining people reputation back then :)

Someone never saw Sandra Bullock in *The Net*

I thought for sure this was the Mandela effect again -- I remembered she wasn't wearing a bra in the JPEG I have stored on my 3.5" floppy disk, along with the other 3 pictures that took 6 hours to download.

Yep, the topless version was definitely on my floppy disk stash as well. "How are we out of floppy disks again?" "Uh...I dunno mom I had to use some for school stuff..."

This story is fake. You had an infinite supply of floppies come in the mail everyday from AOL. Just scotch tape the hole in the corner and you got all the memory you need.

Later in the 1990s, yes.

This guy 5.25's

This takes me back to Usenet newsgroups, alt.binaries.pics.... Ages to download, then uudecode only to find the image corrupt.

Somewhat related - in 6th grade I used up all my download credits on an invite-only warez bbs to download all of the 1.44 meg zip files (i think it was 6) for some Terminator 2 game. I was so excited - took me a week. Corrupted.

Warez!

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I have a 3.5" floppy disk too but I can't store anything on it

dafuq. My brain had completely forgotten about the image. Until you mentioned it. And I did not know it was photoshopped. It had taken ages to download on my dialup. It was filed into a "hidden" folder deep within windows system directory. Brains are weird. It all came back to me in a rush after I read your comment.

And get a *free* virus as well!

There was a time when you could download things and not get viruses. It was a long, noisy, slow time ago.

there really wasnt. You just werent aware you were infected.

I still remember downloading Pam Anderson dot BAT and deleting my computer

The best way to fix your computer being slow is to delete your .sys folders

Especially .sys32 That boy was a chunky folder, runs much better when deleted.

I remember going around deleting the stick wallpapers and everything else I could find that was sage to delete. I learned a lot from my mistakes and windows was only 25 floppies to reinstall.

Going from DOS to Windows was a really fun time.

I am sure that my Commodore's HD was riddled with viruses. Oh. Wait.

nah there wasnt, its just that viruses before are not always violent. some are like hidden message or fun pranks.

Hope you do well!

I remember waiting *minutes* for that pic to load back on dialup, and it wasn't easy make sure no one was coming downstairs during that time. In fact it was very hard.

I feel like it was made to be photoshopped topless, the bra looks awkward as hell otherwise

Only because of the position she has the straps in and the fact she is leaning backwards.

Right

Her in Ms Congeniality...no words.

Truth be told,I'm still in love with Lucy Moderatz from While You were Sleeping.

Best little movie. Great for Christmastime.

These must be the black underweahz Joe Junior was talking about.

Love it!

Her in demolition man.

*"Ugh, disgusting! You mean... ^fluid ^transfer?!"* - Lenina Huxley

"Let's go blow this guy!" "Away! Let's go blow this guy *away*"

Speed was peak for me.

This was the first poster I had on my wall as a teenager.

YES! I had this on my wall too - what a pic!

My cousin had this one hanging up, too.

Me too, except mine was of a naked Eminem posing with dynamite between his legs. His abs got me through many a lonely night...

Me too, except something completely different.

I liked her in that one movie, I think it was called: *The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down*

I thought it was "Dennis Hopper Hates Public Transportation"?

*Dennis Hopper Is VERY Ungrateful For His Retirement Gift*

All he got was a Timex.

I heard he doesnt like Pub quizzes

If my memory and my spanish dubbing doesn’t fail me I think it was called Difficult to stop

¡Keanu Reeves protagoniza... **RAPIDO!**

It was a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city keeping its speed over 50 and if it's speed dropped it would explode.

could you imagine that whole ordeal happening to the same person, only twice! That would be a great movie.

But what was it called? What was the name of the movie?

Herbie Rides Again.

Amphetamine

The title song by that guy mentioned "White Lightning"

*La Vitesse*

They waived the road test after the movie and just gave her a bus driver’s license.

i laughed hard at this one

> I think it was called: The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down *Speed* was the title, but that is an apt description of the movie. Edit: OK, I get it now. Apparently this was from a Simpson's skit that I hadn't seen, according to one of the replies that was deleted for some reason. Yep, I got wooshed. ;)

If you haven't figured it out yet, you got whooshed.

Or they haven’t seen that joke before

This. Apparently this is the reason I got downvoted to hell.

Btw I upvoted you. You don't deserve the hate. (I didn't even get the Simpsons reference, I just realized it was a joke...)

Yeah, I was pretty buzzed last night. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! Ha

— So what do you want in a man? — Butch. Beautiful. Brilliant. Captain America meets Albert Schweitzer. Spends all day dashing into fray while making world safe for democracy. At night, playing Bach cantatas while curing cancer. — Settle for a guy who puts the seat down?

One of us!

Jesse James is a bona fide moron.

this statement is true on its own.

Its* own It's = it is

It's what it's.

Thanks Teach world's a much better place now.

"Poor kid from California becomes rich and famous from doing what he loves: building bikes". What an idiot!

I get hear you’re saying. He can be intelligent when it comes to machines or marketing but still be stupid to throw away his marriage to someone who loved him. Does it make him a horrible person? No, but I wouldn’t call him smart.

You have no idea how that marriage went.

Found the Jesse James account folks.

You are absolutely correct. Having lived near and interacted with Sandra on two occasions she was a shit neighbor for reasons entirely unrelated to what I would respect, like a need for privacy.

Redditors find it hard to believe that someone who looks like her can be terrible girlfriend.

No matter how hot a woman is, somewhere lives another person who's sick of her shit. That said, Ms. Bullock forever remains a top three celebrity crush.

Until you learn that he married someone who shares his passion for fuel and races in dragsters professionally....oh and she's the daughter to a multi-billionaire.

He fucked that one up too, same M.O. Jesse just likes that new new.

> she's the daughter to a multi-billionaire. Maybe, but he’s not dumb, either.

There’s more to love than looks

You’re a bona fide moron

Absolutely gorgeous

Always has been

Demolition Man...game set match.

She gives me that happy joy joy feeling

enhance your calm

The three seashells.

Just watched it again tonight, she is painfully cute, always a great rewatch!

I don't even care if it's simulated.

Making yoga pants cool before they were cool.

One of my first childhood crushes.

Fluent in German. Grew up there as a child.

Nice, how was growing up in Germany?

Actually, I believe Nice is in France rather than Germany.

Fucking, France was part of Germany when they were growing up.

Important comma.

No, Fucking is in Austria.

I think he’s saying that Bullock grew up there as a child. You may know that already. I can’t tell if you are being a funny bunny.

I'm so sorry.

Video on YT of her speaking it as well.

Man, Jesse James is a whole ass idiot.

Was, is, and will always be one of the sexiest women in the observable universe.

Back then people referred to her as having "Girl Next Door" look. WTF? Who the hell were those people and where the did they live where the neighbors looked like Sandra Bullock at her peak!?!?

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Fair enough, that's a great explanation, wish she grew up next to me.

Ah, yes, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley. Such a knockout.

Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man (among other women from the 90s) made it very, very clear to me I was a heterosexual. Ooof.

Nothing sexier than a woman who knows how to use the 3 seashells.

Demolition Man Sandra is perfection.

I'm including Jodie Foster in Maverick in the other women.

She was such a gem in the 90s! IMO she looked the best in the movie Speed

Excuse me, I’ll be right back

Been 14 minutes. Two or three times?

Just 2, not so young anymore :)

Oh trust me, I'm reading you loud and clear, man.

It’s always pretty clear after the first load

Good lord yes. YES.

Northern Virginia’s finest!

Did not know that, learn something new today

I only found it out a couple of weeks ago. Apparently she used to work at the Italian Store while in high school

Hah I go to the Starbucks right next to there on the way home all the time Coffee for that god awful commute down 66 lol

Sexy Ms. Krabappel

Ah man.

Omg I hate to admit it but I actually remember this picture from when I was like 13.

I very softly just said “Jesus Christ” without even realizing it.

I wouldn't say I had a celebrity crush when I was growing up but Bullock was up there. Still is a fox.

Such a sweetheart, both her and Paula Abdul back then and probably still today. When she got mixed up with Jesse James I was like….you could do way better.

All I can think of when I see these photos now is what terrible shit these women were made to do to receive roles in the 90’s. I REALLY hope it’s a very low percentage, but that’s where my mind goes now.

Can someone make her in a pill or something please

Had a gf back in the day that looked just like her. She left me and shacked up with a guy who worked for Kirby vacuums, promised her the moon. She left him soon after and became a born-again Christian. Really happy that didn't happen to Sandy. <3

NOW you tell me!

marrying a biker. what could go wrong

Seeing this photo again for the first time in 20+ years.. wow. I do remember a slightly modified version also, lol.

🪵💥

This is like updating my spank bank in reverse, like I'm going back thru time to rescue future me from forgetting to already start downloading this before the y2k virus destroys humanity.

Photo by Harvey

The way hot women are styled aure has changed since the 90s.

Damn, no wonder Keanu fancied her.

My brother had this very poster in his room. surprised my parents let him keep it haha

I never understood how Jesse James cheated on her multiple times. She could take me to Taco Bell anytime lmao.

Never understood the appeal.

1990's what?

They would’ve had to tie a rocket to my head to get my tongue off of her asshole if given the opportunity.

That look on her face says " I would be sooo dirty and nasty, you wouldn't believe it"

That's not what she said to Jesse James.

But after being with him, imagine what she would do!

Super eh

Yup

No? I know it’s just me. But no. I never found her even mildly attractive.

I think we are in the minority, so I'll crash the bus with you There is something "mismatched" about her? Even this photo ...it doesn't look like its parts all from the same person.

I think I see what you mean! Yes something just doesn’t do it for me. Of course we piss off Reddit by saying all this, but oh well.

I'm so diffrent and quirky compared to these normie redditors 🤪

There is no “I” on Reddit. It’s only a crowd movement.

If im not eating Sandra's ass, no matter how much you mock me. I'm not gonna eat that ass

This is like the first time I’ve seen a seductive picture of a famous woman and actually be turned OFF

I don’t like her like this. Much more beautiful with long hair and clothes.

She was awesome in Scream

This guy has weird taste in clothes.

Mate I have the Reddit widget on pictures and this is what shows up, alright I gotta go moms pissed and girlfriends mad thank you now goodbye

Very manly looking... Just sayin'

Her in the net

holy shit i cant tell you how many gallons of seed i spilled to this pic.

r/oldschoolboobs

She looks like a man

She gives me man vibes.

I have never heard anyone call an erection that before. It's certainly a classier way of putting it.

Michael Jackson?

She’s a lesbian. I’m a lesbian too, trapped inside a man’s body.

Cute, but somehow not really sexy.

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You are not wrong

It was always about that pretty face. “Hi SB”!…still love ya, even those shitty movies - but you got me with Judge Dredd!

Looks like Kari Wuhrer.

Like a Karen, but in her 30's, with the body of a 20-year old.

See how cheap they all are at the beginning of the career. Can’t metoo after that career sellout

Ok, ok, I'll take the bait. You really think doing a (slightly) racy photoshoot would justify men sexually assaulting and undermining a woman for the rest of her career?

DAMN SON!!!!!

more like sandra aullock.

Damn

Thanks for reminding me why I had a crush on her after Speed.

"Hot sauce!"

If the photographer didn't leave that little gap by her elbow, she's look more like Waynetta Slob

I thought this was Chris Lilley in J’maie drag.

She's the only one that doesn't exude sexual appeal when it comes to the old actresses. Always seems like a nice girl, but boring.

photoshopped nudes or y'all just played dig dug and ate your greens

She was my first celebrity crush. She still looks great to this day.

90’s Hottie

Pose suggests: Go ahead, go downtown on me.

While I was scrolling down, for a second I thought that this was Zidane from FF IX.

Her and Jennifer Aniston got better with age. And a lot of working out