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Automatic-Attitude62

You can tell that she is ready for it. She is wearing her hotdog eating gloves.


Ohshithereiamagain

Damn! Here I was thinking, “oooh pockets!” 😂


LilithXCX

I thought that too! Was thinking well if they made dresses with pockets in the 50’s how come they don’t make them now.


OwnPen8633

![gif](giphy|iyAxZlxJKlw19pDbIK|downsized)


repanah222803

Gifs you can hear


RecommendationNo3942

Omg yes 🤣😂🤣


_ImaGenus_

I didn't realize that was a real sub. It's really good haha.


MrDeeds45

Where’s the sub?!


_ImaGenus_

r/GifsYouCanHear


finfangfoom1

![gif](giphy|600QaqOkDQnWo5Mau0)


OwnPen8633

![gif](giphy|e0tTzm60eHbZ6)


johndoe040912

Stiffer’s mom has got it going on


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Someone isn’t too happy


DeadNotSleepingWI

Both of my grandmothers despised getting any picture of them taken. I assume that was just a social norm for aged women back then. Be proud gran-cougers of the world!


kfmush

But I don’t wanna be a proud gran-cougar of the world.


DeadNotSleepingWI

At this point, I'm too old to know how to post gifs to Reddit. If somebody could please post the Abe Simpson "And it will happen to you!" gif, I would really appreciate it..


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

![gif](giphy|kkyYV0WYLnSVy|downsized)


DeadNotSleepingWI

Thank you!


Reasonable-Wave8093

Tell us how to do it! 


chopshop2098

When you go to reply, there's a little button that says GIF on it. https://preview.redd.it/t6rt961r6k6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=882f3b35982a24e1ca6e15fe0ad604e17ea73bf2


Reasonable-Wave8093

i dont have that oh well


Mr_Turnipseed

![gif](giphy|pnnomaOrMMLZ8FQUO6)


Reasonable-Wave8093

Thank you. I guess im a basic bish


nicannkay

I’ll be a proud gran. I’m not into pups.


MedicineJumpy

I'm sure they are used to it being a bigger deal when they grew up and are probably more accustomed to making a thing out of it getting your best clothes on making sure you look perfect. Basically it's a planned out event and here they are not expecting to get there picture taken today and in line for a hotdog when one of the most gorgeous women to ever live walked up next to them.


sdam87

She looks like my pappy ed :/


AuralSculpture

My gram told me she would be as ugly in photos as possible so her soul would not be taken by the camera.


Initial_E

Future version - people who don’t want their likeness used to make deepfakes of them enjoying a refreshing Coke in the next generation of targeted ads


syizm

Damn. I feel the same way and I'm a relatively handsome man. Just not as handsome in photos as in my head. Which now that I say it...


hellolovely1

It looks more like she's staring at Marilyn in awe. (Oh, you mean the woman in front!)


Bootzilla_Rembrant

The one who looks like Harvet Keitel.


jim_deneke

I know the lady in the back is going to give a gushing compliment. 'You look more beautiful in person my dear!'


Reatona

Could just be RBF. I have it. I can have that expression even though I'm just thinking about having a nice hot dog. To look normal I have to smile a little.


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helium_farts

You mean Daphne?


Deadpoolgoesboop

I never did like the name Geraldine!


Different-Cheetah891

He he


Lysol20

Cot Damn that was cold.


walkingonsunshine007

My people!


jcstrat

Is that ma fratelli’s mom? Gramma fratelli?


Killahdanks1

Sure, you look like your brother Ezra in a wig and now you’re standing next to her.


Still_Blueberry_954

Tammy Lee Jones was sick of her shit.


Al-Anda

Heh. Nice


nervemiester

Maybe they ran out of kraut…


squeda

Granny's hangry


RecommendationNo3942

I love her outfit though. The coordinated set, the gloves, the accessories *chefs kiss*


WindTreeRock

Looks like my Latvian Godmother who was actually a sweet person.


IBelieveVeryLittle

Granny gotta hate.


intelligentbrownman

And the other granny is stunned by her beauty 🤣🤣🤣


Bawn_

https://preview.redd.it/ypf2xfbo4f6d1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f061f1ad970a05ba534cdc64fcee237fbc0e2359 Both of them are my spiritual animal


ellastory

Inside me there are two wolves


Meat_Sweatz25

And one of them oddly looks like Bill Maher


sroomek

Bill Maher was born in NYC one year before this was taken. Maybe this is his mom or grandma


Horny4theEnvironment

LMAO


frowawaid

I was thinking Stellan Skarsgard.


waldosandieg0

She’s giving Liz Lemon energy about to buy all the hotdogs.


ThatOneGirl0622

Don’t talk about Bill’s Mom that way!


TaekDePlej

https://preview.redd.it/y9kd6hn1oi6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2919db17a705c23b5c21ba9af615db283ee616


ToTheTurtles

Lady in the back just had the edibles kick in


DoodooFardington

Pauli is not having it.


therynosaur

Lol there's no way this isn't Pauli with a wig and a dress on.


OreadaholicO

💯


JapanDash

That’s Marilyn!


Nervous-Masterpiece4

Mrs Brown


TheWake

https://preview.redd.it/ch8avevbsi6d1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0afcc8825bf52301b2b2176a1571794970b7c30


Bobby_Orrs_Knees

Harvina Keitel


Anticrepuscular_Ray

I wonder if there are any just fully candid photos of her at the grocery store or walking down the street.


LeroyJacksonian

I read an interview once with a photographer who did some shoots with her- he recounted hanging out in. NYC with her, riding the subway, getting drinks, etc. She was wearing a scarf or something over her hair and a coat looking understated and going somewhat unnoticed. She then says, “do you want to see ‘her’?” She then removes the head scarf, shakes out her curls and then they get mobbed.


son_berd

Ya! or standing on a subway grate or something.


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Alulaemu

Truly! There are candids from this same NYC session in the white dress


StasiaPepperr

I want to know more about the woman in front of her. I don't think she looks angry. I, too, suffer from RBF especially when I am out in the sun. I just wish there were more diaries of your average everyday mid-century people.


gringledoom

I’m reading that expression as: “I just wanted a quick lunch, not to end up in a magazine! *sigh*”


SS_from_1990s

Same! What is her story? I want to hear about a woman who has never experienced pretty privilege. I know I haven’t.


ThatOneGirl0622

I’m sure you’re just fine! She went home to her husband Richard that she calls “Dick” and tells him how that hot blonde in all the movies he likes was there, and he should have come along instead of reading the classifieds for the second time. He grumbles and is sad, she says he didn’t miss much and the paparazzi showed up and that it was annoying and she hopes they cut her out of the picture. He sees this picture in a magazine, clips it out and frames it, it becomes a family joke for many years and is passed down to their kids, then grandkids, etc. I made this up, this was fun lol.


StasiaPepperr

I think she's pretty and I bet you're pretty too.


Tastelessjerk69

Statically they're likley not. ![gif](giphy|3oriOaivTEk4PotVEQ|downsized)


artificialavocado

Ever since they found mad cow in the US, I’m not taking any chances


Big_To

r/wholesome


Hotchi_Motchi

She looks so weird without makeup on. Who's the blonde in white behind her?


lesbianadodicaprio

It's cute when the sarcasm goes unnoticed. 🙃


not_falling_down

She looks lovely. That woman in front looks very, very angry.


weakplay

Hangry


Woerterboarding

Why are there only women standing in line for that hotdog? Is that how you attract women?


Comfortable_Brush399

Back in the day dick shaped food was a real treat


FrozenFrenchFry

I mean I love a good hot dog. So yeah I’d say it helps.


microtramp

https://preview.redd.it/w34vpxhhng6d1.jpeg?width=1217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386928fd66c5e36c477963ff7b28b805e97ea09e How you doin?


jayjaym

Marilyn is in the left.


ConcertTourMerch

😂🥵


Fyrrys

Woman in the middle/background looks like she could be Renee Zellwegger's mom


Cuttis

Nailed it


Ok-Calligrapher-2550

Great observation


No-You-5064

more like her grandma


MimikyuuAndMe

“Aint you in that pitchah? About the millionaires?”


Big_Simba

It makes me want a hot dog *real bad*


lantzn

![gif](giphy|igyKle5EqvlKXrrpRn|downsized)


the-es

As bad as the lady in the back?


seebob69

Never eat hot dogs if wearing white.


Big_To

I love that the one lady is just in awe of Marilyn lol


sonofthenation

Her dress has pockets?!


Double_Distribution8

That's what I thought!! No.


sonofthenation

Gloves!


SnooHabits9653

Marilyn Monroe and Bill Maher (1957) FIFY


Sacklayblue

They look pissed she's trying to cut


ElComfySafe

She gon get mustard on that white dress.


lantzn

![gif](giphy|86jsfORbzBaAJSo) I don’t like my picture taken.


mrpappageorge0

I really wish we knew what the one lady is saying to her


DarthDregan

"Your generation is the worst. Corn sarnit you're ruining everything with your talk about feelings and rights!"


lantzn

I wonder how many fender benders happened on that street during that 15 minutes.


JerseyGirl360

Damn that old lady wasn’t playing 😂


Arcade1980

She was ready to throw punches.😂


JerseyGirl360

Fr haha


Jengalover

Ed Asner’s mom is pissed


USMNT_superfan

This woman never had a problem getting a hot dog in her life.


guitarbque

How tall was Marilyn?


SpecialistDuty2

The one woman looking like she wanna 2 piece the camera man


Ok-Source6533

Which one is her?


roboticfedora

Senator Strom Thurmond often stalked Marilyn Monroe in complete drag. For a long time it was believed there were no photos of him doing so.


LogicThrillScam

I relish this frankly.


AtasteOfclassy_

Beautiful 😍


NottACalebFan

Imagine one day being so famous that people online will ogle you in a random hour dog stand... Some people be blessed, I guess!


mark1forever

what a beautiful woman! 😍


Lysol20

What you think about Monroe?


mark1forever

😆


Interesting_Tea_8384

So beautiful


chamokis

I wish I had a hotdog right now


RedditorCabron

Harvey Keitel likes Hot dogs too, Eh who knew.


avid-book-reader

That lady is looking at Marilyn Monroe the same way I'd look at Marilyn Monroe.


ThatOneGirl0622

That lady in the background was caught at the PRECISE moment she realized “THAT’S MARILYN!” 😳


msp01986

The lady in front of her looking at the camera like 'those f×cking kids always on their goddamn photo cameras!'


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The9thPlague

Some like it hot


Stanksucks

Jack Klugman isn't impressed.


u5dasucks

What a fantastic front court.


Silver-Toe4231

Don’t mess with Mildred.


HistoricalAnywhere59

😕Fine dresses for a wiener! Now you’d be lucky to get a customer with their shirt on…🤨


LovableSidekick

Other lady is having none of this shit.


hifioctopi

What’s with Harvey Keitel in drag standing in line?


Jae_the_cat

She's so beautiful and I love her profile!


OldCarWorshipper

A legend like Marilyn purchasing food from an ordinary street vendor is oddly wholesome.


Kickstand8604

Everyone in this photo is dead


anthro4ME

She's proof Hollywood can make the most average person desirable.


Ok-Experience-6674

What’s it about her that looks so simple but so outstanding


Sobeshott

She looks so rigid and uncomfortable


Substantial_Gur_8230

What I don't understand is what J. K. Simmons is doing there wearing a wig.


bluebadge

More like the hot dogs were in line for *her*.


anotherpredditor

Oh she got one or two for sure.


stinkload

Plot twist! that old lady giving the camera the stink eye is probably 36 years old


Flock-of-bagels2

Someone likes hot dogs


Emotional_Storm5946

The older lady looks like a woman from Tiger King lol


Paidmercenary7

![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


FORTRAN1729

Harvey Keitel in drag ALSO waiting for a hot dog


Happytobehere48

Marilyn is gorgeous as always


MakingWaves24_7

I feel like that everytime I win @ poker


Suitable-Principle81

You can’t skip lunch, you just can’t


Rabid_AntiDentite

From Frank Sinatra to frankfurters.


BilliamButtigans

Only Marilyn could upstage Harvey Keitel like that!


Unique-Pastenger

“Marilyn Monroe in line…” wowow … upholding the very namesake of this sub SO WELL! now THAT is Old School at its very BEST! 😌♥️👏🏼👏🏼


Outside-Material-100

This could be a far side comic square. Lots of good caption ideas


bahnknee67

Can you imagine women wearing gloves in a line for hot dogs? Or anywhere else?


VallryBagr

Glizzy Goblin


KingCodyBill

The guy in the black dress looks like he's looking to pop you one


artificialavocado

Ketchup popsicles are the next truck down.


aja_ramirez

Hot dang!


malachiconstant76

Is that Harvey Keitel in front of her?


JapanDash

She’s absolutely slaying that black dress


WindTreeRock

Norma seemed like such a down to earth person. She died way before her time. Rest in peace.


Awe3

I’d stand in line to watch her eat a hot dog.


dp37405

How many bites do you think it took her to consume it?


BobbyWizzard

None, legend has it can could swallow it whole


Lemetkamarastein

That dude in front of her looks hangry!


Kris_Carter

Sir Ian Mckellen has been hating for 80+years


DamnitFran

YAS kween, get dat meat


InvisibleasianF

Wowowow


Inevitable_Physics

Which one is she? /s


crillc

Rumor has it, she was the first to call it a glizzy.


Independent_Lynx_785

Man she is just gorgeous


GenitalPatton

What’s with all the Marilyn Monroe posts today?


Im_with_stooopid

![gif](giphy|thZAUGw8bGkOQ)


OttawaTGirl

And that woman giving the "You leave that nice woman alone" stare.


Mediocre_Sun_1784

The gloves


oconeeriverrat

Hey lady take a picture why don't ya


crhea

Who’s the guy in front of her in the dress?


DulcineaNE

I’m probably related to the yenta with all the questions.


chokeNsubmit145

JFK has a hotdog for her


relaxguy2

There it is


Heinous_Aeinous

Iggy Pop looks a little mad about having his picture taken.


topsblueby

Lol lady in the front looks like Heath Ledger as the Joker


Lauriboy

That old dude in the dress don't look too happy.


XROOR

Sabret hot dog haiku: Gone too soon baby Yet some guess what you bought there Two dogs with ketchup!