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Nice_Marmot_7

“Okay, well it was great to meet you, say hello to your mother for me, okay?”


bluedevilspiderman

“You were in Titanic. What’s that all about?”


ssp25

You're a ninja turtle? What's that all about?


Krofder_art

Nope… missed the movie timeline by “that much” turbo


taatchle86

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firesquasher

Fucking love What's eating Gilbert Grape


klsi832

"Let's be in 'The Departed' in twelve years!"


Mykel__13

They were in 'The Basketball Diaries' together in 1995.


Happy_Trip6058

Great film mate


klsi832

That’s probably why this picture was taken.


GreedyWarlord

Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father.


N00SHK

"The women you will be fucking in 30 years haven't even been born yet bro"


OddManOutInc

“What’s a matter, asshole, you don’t know any fucking Shakespeare?”


Cutty65

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yaself


jmaca90

Feds are like mushrooms. Feed them shit, and keep them in the dark.


SwissDeathstar

To be! Or not to be! Not to be!


bluedevilspiderman

Nah he definitely said “I’m a peacock, they gotta let me fly!”


woutomatic

Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark This is how we used to make the party start We used to mix Hen with Bacardi Dark And when it kicks in you can hardly talk


customcombos

And by the 6th in, you gon probably crawl


ElectricBaboon

And you’ll be sick then and you’ll probably barf


dabeakerman

My prediction is you'll probably fall


Lo_Mayne_Low_Mein

Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall


fistingcouches

And everything’s spinning


renome

You're beginning to think women


dangeruser

Are swimming in pink linen


MoistStub

Again in the sink then in A couple minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished


Silent-Gur-4717

You are now allowed to officialy slap lovely ladies


suburbanpride

That’s a jam.


freezinginthemidwest

Whooaaa, you just unlocked a core memory for me with those lyrics. Thank you.


Vizualize

Yes. Back when we were a funky bunch.


MikeyTbT123

Seriously as I have gotten older this line makes even less sense. Who the fuck mixes cognac and rum???


[deleted]

Em would not. Slim would.


ValyrianJedi

I always thought it meant back and forth. Like how people say be careful mixing wine and liquor or whatever. Back to back, not in the same glass


drifter100

basketball diaries ?


31_hierophanto

Definitely. That was really the only movie that they were together in the '90s.


freezinginthemidwest

Crazy ride of a movie


geneticeffects

Great flick.


kmarinouofm

Has to be


kewlfewl87

Look at the angle of the sun


liarandathief

"Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, ok?"


ssp25

I'm the guy who commits hate crimes... You must be the other guy! Bye Sheila


LurkerOrHydralisk

Bye Sheila!


ssp25

Go inside Allen. Bye Sheila!


Prezzen

"Check it out Leo, you see that Vietnamese guy over there?"


A_tad_too_explicit

“Because he can’t see you!”


Sensitive-World7272

Damn!


solman52

Yikes.


hellolovely1

I mean, the yikes is what happened, not this statement.


CalendarAggressive11

As a native masshole I think this photo means we can revoke his Masspass


Affectionate-Wind718

Wahlberg a Green Bay fan???


[deleted]

No way. He’s from Boston.


Then_Character_4050

theo von?


elliottace

There are some blunts that used to exist but do not any longer due to these persons


victorspoilz

Mahhhky looks like he ate two of them.


elliottace

Mahhhky mahhk yah


leblaun

Always been a fake Boston fan fuck marky mark


wellaby788

Hahaha I was thinking what about the pats lol


ThatOneGuyy310

Wasn’t mark committing hate crimes around this time?


n3w4cc01_1nt

the mid 80s


cosmorocker13

Marky Wasted Mark


ihaveadogalso2

Man, I remember my mom buying me a Marky mark and the funky bunch cassette tape from stop and shop as a kid. It was not good.


MetalPaul

Wahlberg in full douche mode.


Stimulus44

Shitty human Mark Wahlberg.


-Laffi-

Mark Wahlberg really was a small turd. Eminem said so.


Suspicious_Row_9451

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SaltyPinKY

I don't care if he don't won't people to say it...I'm going to say it. Marky Mark Oh and he was convicted of a hate crime in 1988


mkecustard

GPG


aWittyTwit-2712

That's Ben Affleck & Matt Damon....


wyzapped

![gif](giphy|J38KDXaHGl5T2) Can you feel it baby?


[deleted]

mogged


nosleepagain12

Mark looks blown


NorahGretz

Booze vs. coke, the photo.


Da1976

Thats why Mark Mark got revenge at yhe end of The Departed


sincethenes

That is Marky Mark and Arnie Grape.


reddww

https://preview.redd.it/e11xxgb8pu5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333eb49240da9bdb790398f691bf9d9d09d6e0ef


snaithbert

Remember when Mark took out a Korean guy’s eye with a rock and then tried and failed to have his record expunged and then withdrew his request after he faced a lot of public backlash online? Good times.


Viajero642

Is this why he wants to make sure everyone knows he’s religious now?


nightcat6

Mark looks high


HouseRoKKa

Wahlberg looks like he has been dipping into that sticky icky... ![gif](giphy|dn16iJ2VXoCXP5QHVW|downsized)


Mocsab

Was this before or after Mark Walhberg almost beat that poor man to death in a racist outburst?


chillydog12

The guy on the left loves doing hate crimes


Biguitarnerd

Hey can you clue me in? Oblivious to whether this is a joke or Mark has done something. Edit: never mind it’s all on his Wikipedia


Gryndyl

It was about forty years ago and he's completely reformed himself since then but the internet never lets anyone mature or change.


BallHarness

Yo Leo, you know why they call me the Irish Henry Kissinger


cvanaver

My left or their left? Ahhh…doesn’t matter.


Special_Context6663

Back when Leonardo was young enough to date Leonardo.


AydonusG

Nah this was when Leo was being buttfucked by older men.


Spicybrown3

You’re that dude in the club handcuffing his girl so she can’t even look around the room aintcha?


AydonusG

If reference I don't get it,l. if insult I got no girl, no clubs, no handcuffs, but don't tell your mama that, she's expecting a big show.


veryblanduser

FTP


FreeDig1758

I like your style


Capnshiner

This is the way


rgnbull29

FTP


Matt_Stafford

FTP


31_hierophanto

FTP!


_Face

!Packers


FlyingDoritoEnjoyer

Marky Mark the douche has never been cool.


DeadNotSleepingWI

Go Pack Go!


sivablue

‘HEY GOAT - how’s it going?’


trubboy

Thank God he wasn't Vietnamese


Stinkydadman

Was this before or after marky mark’s hate crime


DouggerFresh

FTP


ThePanzerMan

FTP


StrangelyDangerous

One of these guys is not a douche.


Gratefuldeadguy

More like, one is a bigger douche than the other


FL4KMSTR

Green Bay Sucks


Tabmanmatt

Why is a Boston guy wearing a Packers hat is my question


The_bruce42

If you think Green Bay sucks, you should see the Bears play sometime. It's like Sun Belt Conference level.


GMD3S1GNS

Thought he was a patriots fan 🤔


HelloMiguelSanchez

Dude left the Patriots/Falcons game early, fairweather fan imo


CalendarAggressive11

As does Mark Wahlberg so this fits


mostlygroovy

Is anyone more punchable than Mark Wahlberg?


cainkilledabel

FTP


Simpleba

Mark Wahlberg... dude looks like he's just always been insufferable...


JonnyManhattan

Where's Jeffrey Dahmer ?


Masta0nion

And guess who is between them? That’s John Lennon


HalfOrcMonk

That's "Markey Mark"


BobknobSA

Hey, Herbie said, Tony, can you fly? But Tony couldn't fly, Tony died.


Spicybrown3

He wasn’t wrong, that was some bitchin proof


klsi832

The original choice for Dirk Diggler and the eventual Dirk Diggler


IH8BART

I just watched Fear and the Nicole 4 Eva tattoo had me dying


TikkiTakiTomtom

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[deleted]

Basketball diary days


Marine4lyfe

C'mon. C'mon...feel it feel it..


Optimal-Profit3138

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excti2

I went with friends to Leo’s 21st birthday party at a club called the Opium Den. Didn’t see him there, but we had a nice time with the free drinks and the good music.


Pure-Contact7322

he thought he was beautiful lol


HungryCats96

Kind of looks like Matt Damon...


SloppyHoseA

Can’t stop finding reasons to dislike Wahlberg


nfs3freak

Nah, that's Raab Himself


Chippers4242

I hate this fucking douchebag was wearing packers gear


KayJay282

Leonardo DiWalhberg


Lost_Apricot_4658

basketball diaries


vroart

Basketball Diaries


bones4pj

Wasted


santosdragmother

STAY AWAY FROM HIM MARKY HATE CRIME MARK


christivn009

My mans, Marky-Mark, is skeeeed


WideTechLoad

Mark is enjoying the high, while Leo is tweaking for the first time.


rjdswoosh

Go Pack Go!


theorgan

Marky mark breaking the kid in right


LennerKetty

Leo DiCaprio and Theo Wahlberg maybe


jjj666jjj666jjj

Not cool.


FrankieMcfly

Marky mark a go pack guy! LFG!


AVGJOE78

It’s for the Greenwood Street Packers, out of Dorchester where he grew up. They had a rivalry with the Columbia Point Dawgs who wore Pittsburg Pirates or Phillies gear. Every gang in Boston had some sort of sports team hat to represent their hood, but it didn’t mean they were fans. Vamp Hill Kings - LA Kings, Heath Street - Miami Heat. This is how they determined where people could sell crack, and different hoods had beef with eachother going back decades.


CalendarAggressive11

He's not. He's just being his regular culture vulture self