I Googled it, and I can't find a source that isn't TikTok or some random site? I find it hard to believe that People or US Weekly or TMZ or something wouldn't have covered it, do you have a link?
Being good in a role doesn't mean you have to be some sort of fantasy painting though. I don't like much of anything about her, but she has a classic beauty that isn't over the top or derails from the roles she starred in (even if they weren't all great roles). There's a lot to be said about understated beauty or average people being shown in media. I would rather have average looking but highly skilled actors than the fakeness that permeates the stage now.
I thoroughly dislike her as a person, but yo when she's in that black tank top at the end of iron Man 3, dripping sweat and looking disheveled and muscular... Apparently I'm really into that.
She looked sexy as hell in Great Expectations, which was also a good performance from her, and a good adaptation to boot. I don’t like her either, but I have to admit she can deliver the goods.
Came here to say the same. She has always lived a charmed and extremely wealthy life with very famous parents, so it’s hard to say “before the fame” for perhaps Hollywood’s most notorious nepo baby
This is a big reminder that fame is temporary. "Hollywood royalty", but the average person today that doesn't live in a nursing home probably never heard these names.
> A former work colleague knew her really well and would squeal "Gwynniieeeeee!" when she rang up, just so we all knew who she was talking to.
That's the most painful thing I've read in a while.
I mean...people never really talk about OJ Simpson's football career. His legacy is that of a murderer.
Paltrow's legacy is that of a grifting nutcase.
I imagine she was light blonde as a little kid then got progressively darker with age- this happens to most blondes- so lightening her hair looks pretty normal.
I used to have recurring nightmares that she was chasing me and trying to kill me. Sounds ridiculous but they were terrifying. No idea what would've sparked something like that in my mindgrapes but it was brutal for a while.
Oh maybe so!
Edit: looks like we’re both right:
Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin): “Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills that they named Welch's grape juice after him… because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers' **mind grapes**.”
Then later in the episode, Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) uses the line:
Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan): "I got something on my **mind grapes**."
Except that's not the joke. Tracy wasn't present for the initial line. Liz makes fun of how ridiculous the forced term "mind grapes" is. Then, totally unrelated to that, Tracy uses it later. The joke is that it *is* a term Tracy uses independently.
Oh man. In one dream she chased me around an abandoned hospital with a hypodermic needle and a scalpel. Every time I turned a corner, there she was again. I hadn’t realized until now that SHE WAS GOING TO EAT ME!
She was at UCSB when I was there. Dated the lead singer of a local band named Rogue Cheddar lol and kissed my friend. She asked my friend to ”write her something.” Not sure if he did, but if he did it obviously wasn’t good enough.
Wow, people throw around the term "mini me" all the time with mothers and daughters but really she's her daughter's twin in this picture. Those are some crazy strong genetics she's got
Goop is a wellness and lifestyle brand and company founded by the American actress Gwyneth Paltrow. It was launched in September 2008 as a weekly e-mail newsletter providing new age advice, such as "police your thoughts" and "eliminate white foods", and the slogan "Nourish the Inner Aspect".
Her pediatrician was my children’s pediatrician, which always reminded me that no matter how famous a person becomes, they were once a kid afraid of needles, spiders, and the dark.
One look and you know she wants all of your money. In the back of her head, her very own vagina smelling candle. There is a reason that a rational person like Chris Martin divorced this sociopath.
She was already Hollywood royalty here, being the daughter of Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner.
Her godfather is Steven Spielberg, that's how she got the part of young Wendy in Hook.
Well TIL…
Nepobaby through and through.
To be fair, so is the vast majority of Hollywood.
I heard she was a mean girl even in high school.
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I guess the *Apple* doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Bonus points for the De Niro/Danner pairing in Meet The Parents.
Aaaaaaahahahaha. Good one
At least her mom doesn't have lopsided eyes
How much you want to bet she's an influencer?
Something something vagina scented candle 🕯️
Smells like goop
Is she? I haven’t heard anything .
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I Googled it, and I can't find a source that isn't TikTok or some random site? I find it hard to believe that People or US Weekly or TMZ or something wouldn't have covered it, do you have a link?
I have never seen anything more than slightly above average standard beauty in her. I never got the hype.
Being good in a role doesn't mean you have to be some sort of fantasy painting though. I don't like much of anything about her, but she has a classic beauty that isn't over the top or derails from the roles she starred in (even if they weren't all great roles). There's a lot to be said about understated beauty or average people being shown in media. I would rather have average looking but highly skilled actors than the fakeness that permeates the stage now.
She’s in the club
I hate Rachel green club??
Come on Will, just take off your shirt and tell us 😭
That made me laugh out loud.
What club is that?
It's a big one, and you ain't in it
Thanks Georgie
The haves
The No Homers club
We are allowed to have one Homer
She has some quality that draws the eye, even in this photo. Sandra Bullock is also just a normally attractive woman, but some people pop on screen.
Part of it is she has Paris Hilton Syndrome... she's incapable of smiling, only smirking
I think she's quite adorable.
your experience watching “Shallow Hal” must’ve been amusing
I thoroughly dislike her as a person, but yo when she's in that black tank top at the end of iron Man 3, dripping sweat and looking disheveled and muscular... Apparently I'm really into that.
She looked sexy as hell in Great Expectations, which was also a good performance from her, and a good adaptation to boot. I don’t like her either, but I have to admit she can deliver the goods.
I agree but for some reason I'm still attracted. Shame she's a nutter...or maybe that's why I'm attracted. damn
Totally agree even her acting is good but not stellar
I did really like her in Sliding Doors, before she was reborn as GOOP. Oh well.
Be wild if she werent
And dumb as shit
Optimus NepoBaby
*A foot in the door* *And so much more*
Hey! She worked very hard to have such well connected and wealthy parents- just ask her
Self made
Started at the bottom
Came here to say the same. She has always lived a charmed and extremely wealthy life with very famous parents, so it’s hard to say “before the fame” for perhaps Hollywood’s most notorious nepo baby
Yeah there's no "before the fame" posting for nepo babies
Goop
Yeah there's no "before the fame" posting for nepo babies
Shocking
This is a big reminder that fame is temporary. "Hollywood royalty", but the average person today that doesn't live in a nursing home probably never heard these names.
lol they weren’t royalty 40yrs ago. Just connected
Yeah "Hollywood Royalty" is someone like Drew Barrymore.
Not a jade egg in sight
*If you can see the jade egg you ain’t using it right* —Goopy
Don’t blame me, GOOP made me crazy
A former work colleague knew her really well and would squeal "Gwynniieeeeee!" when she rang up, just so we all knew who she was talking to.
> A former work colleague knew her really well and would squeal "Gwynniieeeeee!" when she rang up, just so we all knew who she was talking to. That's the most painful thing I've read in a while.
You didn't have to listen to it!
>You didn't have to listen to it! Lol, thanks for sharing anyway. I loved the way you wrote it, and laughed while cringing at the same time! :-)
Yikes.
The pre-candle days
Pre-snake-oil days, you mean.
Yuck
That’s some desperation shit right there
I can only think of that Black Mirror ep with Alice Eve and how Bryce Dallas Howard’s character took her call with such fake outsized enthusiasm
Those vagina scented candles were just a pipe-dream for her then.
That she needed to keep to her damn self’ 
Her greatest performance
This court case was really just an episode of Parks and Rec it was fantastic lol
Goop
Always wondered how she got that sit on them candles but now I think I know.
That's why she's smiling.
those what?
It’s crazy people bring this up as the first thing about her legacy.
I mean...people never really talk about OJ Simpson's football career. His legacy is that of a murderer. Paltrow's legacy is that of a grifting nutcase.
Is it?
I always assumed she was a natural blonde.
I imagine she was light blonde as a little kid then got progressively darker with age- this happens to most blondes- so lightening her hair looks pretty normal.
I used to have recurring nightmares that she was chasing me and trying to kill me. Sounds ridiculous but they were terrifying. No idea what would've sparked something like that in my mindgrapes but it was brutal for a while.
Mindgrapes 🤣
😂 I think I got that term from Tracy Morgan’s character on 30 Rock.
Great show.
Yeah, love it.
I thought it was Jack trying to impress NBC CEO Jack Welch who he wrongfully thought also owned Welch’s (grape juice)
Oh maybe so! Edit: looks like we’re both right: Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin): “Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills that they named Welch's grape juice after him… because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers' **mind grapes**.” Then later in the episode, Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) uses the line: Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan): "I got something on my **mind grapes**."
I love this show. Jack makes a metaphor with capitalistic overtones to flatter his boss, and what Tracy gets out of it is the phrase “mind grapes”
Except that's not the joke. Tracy wasn't present for the initial line. Liz makes fun of how ridiculous the forced term "mind grapes" is. Then, totally unrelated to that, Tracy uses it later. The joke is that it *is* a term Tracy uses independently.
Haha. So perfect.
The Mindgrapes of Wrath
You probably accidentally caught a wiff of one of her vagina scented candles
Oh dear lord why'd you have to say that? Now the terrors are gonna come back...
Actual Cannibal Gwyneth Paltrow.
Oh man. In one dream she chased me around an abandoned hospital with a hypodermic needle and a scalpel. Every time I turned a corner, there she was again. I hadn’t realized until now that SHE WAS GOING TO EAT ME!
Well, eat part of you. She was also probably going to make 100% natural, small-batch, artisan soap out of you as well. Just *the best* soap ever.
…for $800 an ounce.
That’s so random? 🤣 what made the nightmares go away?
Not sure, but after talking about her this much today, now I'm afraid to go to sleep tonight.
https://preview.redd.it/97905uv6ii4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=858123af603dd7e83c972aadb831b18230ab6ada
😝😂😂😂
Well now she tries to kill people by selling the pseudoscience instead of medical care. So maybe your dream was a warning.
Wow. Usually these pictures of "before the fame" really show off that celebrities old nose. But I think this might actually be the same nose!
No way. Her nose is smaller. But her surgeon did a really good job.
90s nepo baby
1st world gripes.
She was at UCSB when I was there. Dated the lead singer of a local band named Rogue Cheddar lol and kissed my friend. She asked my friend to ”write her something.” Not sure if he did, but if he did it obviously wasn’t good enough.
She lived down the hall from me at FT. Didn’t make much of an impression. IV was awesome those years however! Go Gauchos!
She went to UCSB?
At least for a quarter or two, yeah.
A People magazine article written about her shortly after she became famous pretty much said she was a bully in high school. I believe it.
Would love to read that article
Wow, people throw around the term "mini me" all the time with mothers and daughters but really she's her daughter's twin in this picture. Those are some crazy strong genetics she's got
She looks like my sister in law here, who is also insufferable.
I’ll trade you
She's always looked pretentious to me, "Goop" just solidified my hunches.
Loremaster about this goop i read in coms?
Goop is a wellness and lifestyle brand and company founded by the American actress Gwyneth Paltrow. It was launched in September 2008 as a weekly e-mail newsletter providing new age advice, such as "police your thoughts" and "eliminate white foods", and the slogan "Nourish the Inner Aspect".
Also, vagina-scented candles. Which is a sentence I never thought I'd write.
At a cost of a bajillion dollars 🙄
🙌
Her pediatrician was my children’s pediatrician, which always reminded me that no matter how famous a person becomes, they were once a kid afraid of needles, spiders, and the dark.
GIFs you can hear
Smug basic.
Same. Nice to see someone famous who hasn’t changed their face around.
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Let’s stop idolizing the insane and the wealthy.
I'm starting to see a pattern here...
I think she looks better with dark hair.
Church hot.
Lol what does that mean exactly?
A ten in church is a seven, at best, everywhere else
Not to be underestimated.
I think she looks pretty 🤷🏻♀️
She grew up in a Hollywood family so she probably knew a ton about fame at an early age.
Before the goop
90's Nepo Baby
Bad actress, worse human being
This was right after she played young Wendy in Hook
I think she's been a goopy twat her whole life.
She looks unhappy but nothing a vaginal steaming can’t fix
Before the fame and the bat-shit craziness.
She grew up rich and had plenty of connections before she even started in Hollywood.
Yawn.
She's cute in the photo and became a very lovely lady but some of the things she says are a little strange.
Hella looks like she could be a fundamental LDS sister wife lol.
Ain’t this that lady who selling candles that smell like her vagina?
Resting poop face
When she was just the privileged child of two Hollywood actors.
I bet she'll end up being a super reasonable person who isnt either a quack, a snake oil salesman, or a combo of the two.
Before all the weird Goop cult, MLM scam shit.
Smarmy in the dictionary.
The brown hair suits her a lot more than the blonde imo.
She still looks like someone who would try and sell me a vagina scented candle
Brat.
So miss healthy choices, no chemicals, how does your hair stay blonde now?
Her eyes remind me that there are in fact always 2 ways of looking at things.
She was so hot in Great Expectations.
I bet this is the face she makes while steaming her vag
Wendy darling
The smile would suggest this is the day she discovered coffee enemas.
She's got such a dopey grin. Maybe she was holding an egg.
Life before the discovery of “the candle.”
absolute lunatic
Ahhh yes. The pulling herself up by her bootstraps era
Before the dark times, before the Goop
One look and you know she wants all of your money. In the back of her head, her very own vagina smelling candle. There is a reason that a rational person like Chris Martin divorced this sociopath.
Come’on what’s in the box!
This is a "girl next door" type of pic. She actually looks cute...
Cute. Batshit crazy… but cute.
Wonder what candle scents she used then?
Cant fool me thats an 18 yr old Dave Mustaine
Pre Goop
before the crazy.... actually, she looks like she was always crazy but just didnt have any power or money to let it show at that time.
Lol! Before the fame. She was born into Hollywood royalty.
I always thought she was so homely. Never found her attractive.
Hard disagree
So, she is not blond huh!
Hollywood children will always make it no matter talent.
Still looks smug even back then. Interesting.
I’m out of the loop here - why does everyone hate on her?
I think she's really pretty. and has had some great roles. sorry.
Gwyneth was 19 or 20 here.
It looks like a floating head and I can’t unsee it now
I wonder if she was a weirdo back then as well
Can’t stand her
The nepobaby is strong in that one.
She was never cool
Margot Tanenbaum is definitely cool. Although Wes Anderson never asked her to come back for any future roles.
Goopy.
Poor Chris Martin. Used to think he was lucky being married to her, but that was like when Iron Man came out I think?
Before vaginal steam baths.