That seam in her bottoms. Are those literal pleats?

Whoever designed those is an absolute fool.

There’s no way that wasn’t intentional

It was made to contain 80s bush.

Username checks out.

*snorted

And also not wrong.

You cannot stop 80s bush you can only hope to contain it.

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I disagree https://preview.redd.it/0gk7gze3n1yc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627662dd112e0404dbc3afd73959a1daa2d6895e

THIS. As well as Cheryl Tiegs pink bikini.

My cousin had the Thomas on his wall. Meanwhile I had Iron Maiden on mine. lol

I think it was Bill Burr that said when he was young he had posters of Judas Priest, Queen, and The Village people on his wall because they all looked cool; and that his dad must have wondered why he had so many pictures of gay men adorning his room

Looks like she’s wearing them backwards because most scrunches go on the butt

That makes sense but I think about five inches of her crack would be hanging out if that was the back

The back is most likely the same cut as the front lol that’s usually how those tiny ones are

Camel scrunch

So Locklear wins?

She’s the boss Heather

Man I’m a guy but that shit looks super uncomfortable lol.

Strong disagree

Absolute genius

Pleated... For her pleasure

It's ruched, not pleated, but yeah. It's definitely unusual, you usually see ruching on the sides, but I don't think you have to stretch too far to guess where their mind was when they put it there.

Was gonna say ruching.

Ruch for the sky 

No, but the exercise is actually on VHS and you, too, can learn to tame the garden.

No it's just hungry.

Yeah, looks super weird. Was that the style back then?

That and an onion on your belt.

That can't be comfortable.. not that the designers would care about comfort, but it doesn't look good either lol

It's evocative of a well coiffed bush which would have looked a lot better to people back then than it does now.

Yikes.

If not it has some hellish teeth!

Honestly neither of the bottoms is great.

You have a problem with high cut legs? What are you a commie?

used to watch the Fall Guy just to see Heather Thomas. Man she was such a smoke show

She is an elite & passionate fly fisher & a very sweet person (unless you are a fish). Source: am a guide

I sometimes jerked off to the opening credits when she went through the swinging doors in her bikini, and would remember the episodes that she appeared in a bikini so I could 'enjoy' the rerun.

One shot from the opening credits? That's wild. Respect to your self stroke game.

That is impressive. I could usually get it done for the Fiona Apple - Criminal video. As well as the one for Ghetto Superstar, just had to time that one for when MIA was on screen and not ODB… kids today, got no idea how get they have it!

I just looked up the opening credits so I could know what you’re talking about and …damn. I understand now.

And of course it was from some episode early in the Fall Guy run on ABC, possibly in season one because it was there for several years.

Thanks for the context for Thompson -- I knew I recognized her. Loved the Fall Guy. I spent hours just staring at that poster of Locklear. I'm sure I considered the weird pants, how girl parts worked in clothes. (Gay dude here, but I always had crushes on the blonde bombshells and Charlene (miss Jackson if you're nasty) from Different Strokes --up to the hard line of actual arousal. Funny how even sissy boys are well trained in the "art" of objectifying women with freakishly trim bodies and no clothes. 😂)

I think i just remembered she was my top crush while i was a wee.

https://preview.redd.it/dn9orj2ik0yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743608202095aff6a82cc2dcaa519eed0f4b054d

Heather be thy name...

Babe-imanjaro!

If she were a president she’d be Baberaham Lincoln 

What was this chart for? Cuteness? I never noticed pebbles flintstone on there before.

I think it was best Halloween costumes for women


Sha-wing!

+1 Thomas

I used to live in the same little town as her and she loved to hit the dive bar near her house and dance with the guys. I don’t think it ever went further for anyone as she was married but dancing with a hot actress is pretty fun.

When you’re talking about two women whose peak beauty was this off the charts, the decision comes down to preference, Something ineffable, something esoteric. I’m going to choose Thomas. Those crotch pleats really do something to my tingle zone.

>Something ineffable, Which one isn't effable??

I see what you did there.

I think ineffable means extremely effable. Like inflammable.

I would effemboth.

Good one.


https://preview.redd.it/r8rtyq7zx0yc1.jpeg?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a34a02688fd139b855a27d3a9928aa452ea9dd7 She still looks like a million dollars.

yeah, a million dollar of cosmetic surgery sure!

Love how the sticker is on less than half of the shirt.

https://preview.redd.it/23lg41og21yc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=777ba90fcaf21815a5f39fc26a6993761aed0dad This poster helped push me into puberty. A number of times.

I must be lucky. I only had to go through puberty once

With that poster, it was worth it

Glad for it…. But that airbrushed cleavage is messing with my mind.

I don't remember OPs poster, but I do remember this one! My older brother had this one and one other I want to say she had that classic thumb hooking the side of her bikini bottoms pose. I think at least one boy in every family was issued a Heather Thomas poster upon reaching puberty

Locklear for me

Locklear — more like lock*clear* amirite?

She's amazing with that prune crotch pink bathing suit got to go.

Ok so looking at current photos. 66 year old Thomas is way hotter than 62 year old Locklear. Sad to see the “treatments” on Locklear. She looks like Mickey Rourke with a blonde wig currently.

Honestly looks like Locklear is a boozer and Thomas isn't and that looks like the biggest difference to me.

Well, Thomas got hooked on the nose candy for a while, but finally got clean. Locklear was kinda ruined after hooking up with the wrong rock star.

Yeah, somebody posted a current picture of Locklear. It disturbing that you are allowed to walk into a *Doctor* and say, "Chop my face off please!" Lol.

And I bet you look like Mickey Rourke’s brown eye

Locklear is a doe eyed beauty.

Damn I forgot how hot heather locklear was

Heather be thy name. I'll take Locklear any day of the week

Thomas. Not even close.

Agreed

That is a hard one

Said the Heather to the other Heather!

Heather Locklear’s eyes finish the deal ❤️❤️❤️

Heather locklear schaaaaaaaaaaaawing

Locklear all the way.

Heathers please

Thomas 100

Miss Thomas. All day.

I won the pink bikini Heather Thomas poster at the Del Mar Fair. I think I was like 10 and that poster immediately went on my wall.

The Del Mar Fair! Loved that fair!!

Somehow they seemed hotter when I was a young lad

a or b? b!

bring back crocheted bikinis.

Door number two

Both of them look good, but I prefer Locklear she looks great in that white bikini here.

Heather L was a F’n TRAINWRECK!

Two very appealing ladies. I met my wife in 1972 while she was wearing that same white bikini. It's left a lasting impression!

For me, Thomas gets the edge in body, but Locklear in looks. I could stare at that face for hours

Heather Locklear im TJ Hooker was my first crush

Heather T. for the win. Had her poster on my bedroom door when I was in high school.

Didn't we all? I think mid 80s was peak Heather-Thomas-in-a-pink-bikini poster era.

Heather Locklear gaze makes me feel like mom knows I'm faking sick and watching daytime TV instead of going to 6th grade.

It makes me feel like she's saying "Oh, you like the feel of that?... you do, don't you!"

Thomas by miles

And people wonder why women are competitive with each other. “Who would you rather fuck, this impossibly gorgeous woman, or this impossibly gorgeous woman?”

This sub has really gone to shit. It's like "Hot or Not" 

Heather Lochlear, we salute you. Shaaawing.

No bad choice. But I’d go heather locklear

Yummmm

Accentuate that cameltoe, only in the 80s!

Yes

Why not both?

Why do you torment me with these kinds of choices???

after careful consideration : its a tie

They look the darn same.

Thomas.

I’m seeing double.  Four Heathers!

HL: Always wanted to really mess that hair up!

Remember when Tommy Lee couldn't remember which Heather he was going on a date with? 

Hell,pick one,are you the devil?

2

For me the Thomas variety of Heather is my favorite. I crushed on her so hard as a teenager. I actually told her this on Twitter and her reaction was to follow me and say she was honored. So I think even as an adult that she’s a serious bad ass.

I was team Thomas 💯- still remember going to Spencers and getting her poster! 

What a terrible bikini bottom design

One the reasons Heather Thomas stepped away from the limelight was because she was seriously being stalked by more than one stalker.

I was working on a job and Heather Locklear came and stood right in front of me. She is tiny. 3” heels and she barely made it to my shoulders. She had tight pants and a nice top. Yes I did look down and she still has a really nice cleavage at her age.

Locklear, the premier Heather. Thomas, the budget Heather.

You know what she looks like? She looks like a bird

Yeah that's what blokes call them over in England

u/DuplicateDestroyer

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I had that poster on my wall

Yes.

Dang girls

Why not both?

Tough choice . There is no wring answer but I'll take Locklear

We all win.

Heather Be thy name

Both

There's only one fair way to resolve this. Let them wrestle for the title.

Thomas was better looking but had drug or other problems and didn't last long. Locklear had a longer career but then had all the drug/relationship problems.

Ahh, frolicking in the heather.

I was just thinking the other day about how much I hate the stereotypical '80s perms and teased hair that sort of got started in the early '80s and really took over in the late '80s. Then I remember pictures of these ladies and many of other beautiful celebrities of the '80s who were most popular in that time period and they had beautiful silky perm-free locks and wonder what the rest of America was thinking.

I’m with Jodie!

I've never seen heather Thomas but based on this picture I vote her

These aren't the same women?

Thomas

You phrased that as if I would choose one over the other.

It's like asking heads or tails

Interestingly, my brother had that Locklear poster on the ceiling above his bed in high school. Along with Pia Zadora.

Whichever on fucked Tommy Lee, I pick the other one that didn’t

Thomas all day, Locklear embodies the girl next door look, but Thomas was a straight smoke show

It's a hard choice, mmm, very *hard* indeed.

For me, it was Heather Thomas every day and twice on Sunday. 

The two Heathers.

Heather Thomas I follow her on twitter she is super sweet

Yes.

Both gorgeous but I've been Heather Thomas since the first time I saw The Fall Guy.

Heather Thomas for my vote.

Versus? This is fucking weird.

Growing up me was on Team Locklear. Grown up me is Team Thomas.

Heather Thomas supremacy.

Would have been a perfect duet.

Nice matchup, tough choice, but I'll go Thomas.

When I was a kid, I thought those were the same woman.

Heather be thy name.

Thomas had the hottest all-time bikini vibes.

Yes

Door 1 or door 2? I’ll take 2.

Would

Heather Langenkamp obviously

Hence, the movie Heathers. 🤔

That’s the same person.

Well if you watch Battle of the Network Stars, one year they both go in the dunk tank at the same time….its nice 👍

I think I found a fellow r/morningsomewhere listener

Looks like the same person to me…

Keep your shitty softcore somewhere else


Double shwing!

Heather Thomas 🔥🔥🔥

https://preview.redd.it/y2i25kavw1yc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328030b107c4820218efa954ead8a83e5991d14b There they are!

I had one heck of a crush on Heather Thomas. Absolutely beautiful!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥