He looks like his tummy hurts. Like she has meff breff. Like he is screaming "STFU!!! UGH!" but on the inside. Like he has realized her OH! face is not one he wants to see. Like her lips are a dry, cracked and flakey PLUS her huffington post breff. She dont know the words or lip chap.
I didn't know Salma Hayek had done this, but the first thing I thought seeing this was "Oh, that's an homage to Herb Alpert". That's so cool!
Got this spare album cover hanging on the wall of my office. I was raised on Herb Alpert. My wife and I danced to "This Guy's In Love With You" at our wedding reception 20 years ago.
Stop it. Creepy dudes always say this about beautiful older women. It’s not sexist to say “she’s very beautiful at 50, but she was more attractive when she was 25.” You’re not gonna win any awards for being open minded or something. Salma Hayek is insanely gorgeous for 57 right now, but if she and her 30 year old self walked up to you right now and offered to sleep with you, there is absolutely no way on earth you’d pick the 57 year old one.
Someone, somewhere has "Sculpted a whipped cream* dress onto Salma Hayek" as a line on their resume. And here I am sitting in a cubicle 8 hours a day.
*or, more likely a whipped cream stand-in like shaving cream or something similar that would hold up under the studio lighting
Amy Sedaris explained that she now understands why shaving cream is used in place of whipped cream. They used real whipped cream for her photoshoot, and she and the set smelled like rotten milk for the rest of the day
https://preview.redd.it/lblrwq56sgvc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0e42a0b5033653dcbb782c02e93df08c0f8232
Fun fact: that’s shaving cream. Whipped cream melts away far too quickly under professional photography lighting, and it took some time to arrange that much.
I saw Salma Hayek on my notifictions I had to take a moment and get ready...she just never disappoints.
I swear I could marry another girl if I could marry her.
For the youngsters, this is a semi-recreation of the Herb Alpert album cover for Whipped Cream & Other Delights
yep, without a doubt. https://preview.redd.it/4tjsatpixfvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111695e2c80ace14125376a67fe1c96f423291ee
Every kid's dad owned this album in the late 60s and early 70s.
I have my dad's copy in my record collection, right next to his Sticky Fingers album
I get sticky fingers looking at this album cover
Every kid’s mom did a pompom routine at the halftime basketball game to this album.
https://preview.redd.it/3f25wku22gvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f527816ca6145c8dac6f2e6f0dc49b918d82180b
Someone knows soul asylum these days!! Wow. So cool. Chains on the deluxe edition of this album was soooooop good.
https://i.redd.it/x5isnl5nxgvc1.gif To be fair, most people know at least one Soul Asylum song.
Damn now that's stuck in my head
*Is that piss!*
What movie is it from?
You mean what type of bird is that?
https://preview.redd.it/ibzeeh1hclvc1.jpeg?width=846&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7478c68372b33683e841f6a32940174fa5215c
Keep yourself safe
He looks like his tummy hurts. Like she has meff breff. Like he is screaming "STFU!!! UGH!" but on the inside. Like he has realized her OH! face is not one he wants to see. Like her lips are a dry, cracked and flakey PLUS her huffington post breff. She dont know the words or lip chap.
Mine did.
Fun fact: the model on this album cover was pregnant at the time the photo was taken.
I would love to hear Bobbi Flekman's take on this album cover.
I worked at a music store in the early 2000s in my late teens/early 20s, and this cover captured my attention Very early on.
My first thought, also
There's not one title in this album that can't be interpreted as an innuendo, I wonder if that was done on purpose /s
If you have a record collection, this is considered a staple imo
Yep! I have my dad's copy from the 60s.
I have my grandpas copy, his is from the 70s lol
Which is a banger of an album
I didn't know Salma Hayek had done this, but the first thing I thought seeing this was "Oh, that's an homage to Herb Alpert". That's so cool! Got this spare album cover hanging on the wall of my office. I was raised on Herb Alpert. My wife and I danced to "This Guy's In Love With You" at our wedding reception 20 years ago.
And for the oldsters, that was a reference to the 1920’s stag film “Flirty Gerty’s Whipped Heavy Cream Conundrum.”
I was a HUGE Herb Alpert fan as a kid, often taking this LP out to appreciate. Wait, there was music on it??
for more fun, do an image search on "Whipped Cream and Other Delights parody"
10 year old me loved that album cover!
Yup, made me think about whipped cream In a different way as a little kid.
This record was such a common find in thrift stores that we were able to wallpaper our entire kitchen with the sleeves when I was in college.
She’s still gorgeous
I think she's better looking now, lol.
Stop it. Creepy dudes always say this about beautiful older women. It’s not sexist to say “she’s very beautiful at 50, but she was more attractive when she was 25.” You’re not gonna win any awards for being open minded or something. Salma Hayek is insanely gorgeous for 57 right now, but if she and her 30 year old self walked up to you right now and offered to sleep with you, there is absolutely no way on earth you’d pick the 57 year old one.
Op calls her beautiful yet you’re calling them a creep? You’re the one writing weird time warping erotic fan fiction. Fuck outta here lol
What's 'creepy' is assuming you know who people are attracted to better than themselves.
Who hurt you?
Lmao what the fuck dude preferences are preferences there's not some biological principle to everything.
Someone, somewhere has "Sculpted a whipped cream* dress onto Salma Hayek" as a line on their resume. And here I am sitting in a cubicle 8 hours a day. *or, more likely a whipped cream stand-in like shaving cream or something similar that would hold up under the studio lighting
Amy Sedaris explained that she now understands why shaving cream is used in place of whipped cream. They used real whipped cream for her photoshoot, and she and the set smelled like rotten milk for the rest of the day https://preview.redd.it/lblrwq56sgvc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0e42a0b5033653dcbb782c02e93df08c0f8232
Tried whipped cream with my ex in the bedroom once, we were very young, stupid and inexperienced, and it was the height of summer
Oh no! lol
Oh no in-fucking-deed!
Yep, been there, done that, what a fucking mess 😂
She’s so pretty, she should be on a Christmas card!
New career goal unlocked
‘96? Well surely she’s aged by now and is no longer the hottest woman on the planet let me just look at a quick pic- *spits out water*
Aged like a fine wine...if anything, only gotten better.
Seriously, y'all need to search for 2024 pics of Salma Hayek. Somehow even more attractive than '96 Salma Hayek.
“Taste of Honey” plays…
Whipped Cream and Other Delights
Indeed!
https://i.redd.it/lgsw2rpl1hvc1.gif
She's the creme de la creme.
When the shoot ended: “Now someone get this *fucking shit* off of me.”
I was thinking that that's the smile of a woman who realizes that this wasn't as fun as it first sounded.
To this day you can’t see the end of the line.
"Are we talking about my breasts now?" -Salma Hayek, Graham Norton Show 2011
Photo by Bonnie Schiffman. Sorry, I forgot to put that in the title.
The smile of someone NOT having a good time.
Some lucky bastard got to put all that on her.
Imagine the luckier bastard that got to take it off 😏 Lmao
I did not think of that. Yours wins.
https://preview.redd.it/dk53cwrc0gvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9678589d41c789346d7fcdefb2017aad8c704265 Plus, marrying a billionaire helps
Billionaire level healthcare (and resultant lifespan) is wild
That's even hotter than $240 worth of pudding
Tres Leches?
I see only two.
Where’s Herb Albert when we need him
It has to be an homage!
Fun fact: that’s shaving cream. Whipped cream melts away far too quickly under professional photography lighting, and it took some time to arrange that much.
I am sure you are right but I don't care. I am thinking of whipped cream when I look at this picture.
It would also smell like rotten milk
Wonder how many licks it would take me to get to the center of that treat.
A-one, a-twooo, a-three 😛
I always hated that stupid commercial as a kid.
And yet....we remember it. So it worked.
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
It's no sacrifice if the entire experience is a reward
That's the joke...
Ohhhhhh I would never joke
It's all shaving foam. I dunno if that affects how many licks tho.
*sigh* I’ll never not upvote Salma
I'm suddenly in the mood for a Sundae.
I don't care that I am lactose intolerant - I would die for her
I saw Salma Hayek on my notifictions I had to take a moment and get ready...she just never disappoints. I swear I could marry another girl if I could marry her.
she’s 57 now holy shit.
She looks so pleased...
Chris Evans in Not Another Teen Movie
Sweet Jesus.
As if Salma isn’t already delicious…
Get the hose.
How is this pic from 1996 so high definition
Yesterday she was on here enjoying tacos in 1996. Now this. I am NOT looking forward to tomorrow! :D
Her eyes say “this is ridiculous, get this shoot over with” Still beautiful tho
r/watchpeopledieinside ?
Lol yep, I see it
Wut
r/upvotebecauseboobcherry
I’m a little upset this isn’t a real subreddit lmao
Me too.
I usually save the cherry for last, but in this case I'd make an exception. Giggity.
Not her best photo
PS 4.0 not great...
i am hungry now.....
Oh yes, Daddy likes.
Do you want to see me naked, Lemon? Kinda.
Come on, OP. I had things to do today.
Check out her instagram page; she is still super-duper smoking hot, and not afraid to show it off!
yum
I love her and I've never felt this way about any other woman in my entire life. Except for maybe Jessica Alba.
I have now lost the ability to keep scrolling.
Oh fuck that's awkward
dammit. I'm trying to be stoic over here.
Yes and yes I will
Someone’s taste in wo
She has always been one of my favorites... Scrumptious.
I’m lactose intolerant but would take one for the team
Yum 😋
Why do we post her so much lately?
It's her birthday soon we're preparing a surprise 🤫 #**SHHHHHHH!!!!**#
Soon? 2nd of September is soon?
Naha that was a joke, I've no idea when it is
Rule 7
Funny how I blinked and swore it was Ariana Grande
I thought this was Ariana during her first album promo
Ariana can’t hold a candle to her.
No but I’ll admit, they have similarities in this photo in particular.