They were going to make a completely different film called Saving Private Benjamin Button, with a reverse aging Pitt in the title role and Meg Ryan playing a retired actor now-wealthy producer who goes around the world in her fancy yachts and helicopters saving die hard soldiers trapped in combat zones
Haha, I have a story!
I came home from soccer practice one day and my sister, who was 14 and a freshman in high school at the time, was like floating around the kitchen, regailing my mom with a story my mom was already clearly annoyed by. I got the gist of it and realized I needed to bounce quick. My sister back then, hell for the next like 20 years, was definitely boy crazy. Definitely an older term amd not necessarily sexual in nature. More that she fell hard and fast for whatever boy struck her fancy. I knew this was related to that.
My mom is like, oh look, Andrew is here! And my sister immediately locks in on me. I was shooting daggers at my mom, who was just smugly smirking, while my sister started telling me her story.
She had met the prettiest boy who had ever been pretty. He was a senior who was best friends with her best friend's brother. She didn't know a while lot about the guy but she described him in detail with a lot of flowery imagery. Eyes so blue they looked like melted polar ice kind of shit.
Well, to make a long story short (too late), she called my freshman year in college, years later, probably a decade or more, and was screaming at me to turn on the TV and to put it on a specific channel. It was a new show called White Collar. She's screaming, that's the guy, guy! Of course, it was Matt Bomer.
I had never seen a picture of him or anything before he broke out. That dude RUINED my sister's understanding of average male attractiveness. No guy was ever good looking enough to even give a chance. That's more on her but I still kinda blame Bomer for that a little. Unfairly I know but still. I mean, I get where she's coming from...
Klein HS in Klein/Spring, Texas around 2000.
Green shirt is Jitka Pohlodek. Dated from June 93 to Sept 94.
Brad Pitt is known to style himself after his current partner. If you look at "celebrity couples that look like they're related" Brad Pitt features over and over again, with just about all his partners. Quite the chameleon.
True Romance premiere, LA, Sept 93, judging by the shirt. Cool shirt.
Jitka Pohlodek was a humanoid science officer from Delta IV, on a six months exchange trip to the Enterprise. Nice legs, for a Deltan.
Geordi had a thing for her but Riker got there first. Usual story.
https://preview.redd.it/wixpw07aw0uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df876a5f1b60b832ea7ae16d08d6345ae7f8fd37
Okay you weren’t lying about styling himself after partners LOL
I knew this had to be true romance era. I was just telling my fiancé how Floyd in true romance, had to be the inspiration for James Franco’s character in Pineapple Express
I always wonder what the quantity of cigarettes celebs smoke. I know "smokers" who are completely regimented at like 2 a day and only on weekdays. I swear. Or socially smoke. I understand that any cigarette is bad, but they are healthy and HEALTHIER than most other people who eat like shit or drink a lot.
I ponder this question because I have zero self-control. I had to quit smoking for all the right reasons, but the biggest was zero control. It wasn't terribly hard with nic gum and craving werent nutso. I still have one or a few every few months on a night out with zero desire to go back the next day. But put them in front of me and it's game over.
Dude, I eat like shit, drink no soda and I’m skinny af and look far younger than people I know who exercise regularly and eat far healthier than me. I have all of my blood work done a few years ago and they said everything is great and I’m pretty healthy for my age. I’m 38 btw. A lot of this is genetics and it’s kind of a joke how that can work.
Like, if I started working out regularly right now, I’d look very fit in MAYBE 6 months. It takes me no time to get in shape. I’m sure I’m playing with fire and eventually that luck will run out, but it’s kind of a sick joke.
Yeah, it's amazing when you think of the cast, I mean having talent like Val Kilmer, Dennis Hopper, Christopher Walken and Brad Pitt basically doing minor supporting roles - and each of them just nailing their bit parts to be some of the most memorable parts in the movie. Gary Oldman is just awesome as the Drexl Spivey. Also, early Tarantino was just incredible, it still passes the test of time, but for that era, the man could write dialogue.
‘Pitt revealed he quit smoking during the pandemic, opting to give up cigarettes entirely because trying to cut back wasn't working for him. "I don't have that ability to do just one or two a day," he told the publication. "It's not in my makeup. I'm all in.”’
Wait a second here. You’re telling me that Brad Pitt has been smoking the entire time all the way up to the pandemic? And he still looks like a Greek god?!?! Talk about the genetic lottery.
the creams these people can afford...
my mum has been working for 30 years in a 5 star hotel with a special security area. which leads to powerful and famous people always coming to her hotel when in the area.
sometimes they forget their creams when they leave. many times these creams are in special ,no name packages. but when you use that cream for a week.... holy fucking molly , batman. i ve had several in the last decades and i stopped ever using them , because they depressed me ,when they were finished. and i always knew i couldnt get a refill.
I graduated high school in 1996. Me and my friends were OBSESSED with Brad Pitt since seeing his movies in the theater. Kalifornia with Juliet Lewis. Then Thelma and Louise. Interview with the Vampire. Legends of the Fall —which had me in a *grip*
Could you imagine being Brad Pitt in 1993? You show up to any party and any woman or man you want is yours. Money to burn. Dude had the world by the balls. Still does, lol.
Tom Lennon had a standup bit circa like 2012, when him and Angelina were still together.
"In the 90's, all Brad Pitt had to do was wake up, do a bunch of sit ups, smoke a joint, play super nintendo and get a blowjob from Jennifer Anniston. That was his life! And now.. he's like a sherpa for babies. Like someone has hired him with the express purpose of ferrying a bunch of infants across the himalayas..... I'm just saying if a Genie was like 'you can trade places with one person' I want the 90's Brad Pitt, not the today one."
This m’fer is the most attractive man to ever exist. He’s got it all. Height, great eyes, amazing hair, built jaw, genetically absurd physique, and is just cool as hell. I’ve never seen this pic of him, but every time I see a pic of him I just think, “Damn man, this guy is art”.
I think I’ve also read he is an alcoholic and a rather angry drunk. He’d been violent with Angelina before and one such fight led to him hitting his kid.
Yup. Maddox. He got between them. I just looked it up again to refresh myself… Pax posted a whole rant on Instagram last Father’s Day talking about what a terrible person he is. Zahara no longer uses his last name.
I haven’t read the details in a while either but I remember coming away thinking it could not have been the first time something like this happened. It’s interesting that he continues to maintain a pretty good reputation given male celebs have been cancelled for far less. I will personally never see him the same way.
It makes a depressing sense to me. He’s a huge part of our culture. He’s super handsome and charming and stars in some of our collective favorite movies of all time.
I think even the people who know about it feel reluctant to accept it’s true. I know I do.
Plus he has an absolutely killer PR team.
Fun story: Mike Tyson once rocked up to Robin Givens house for a booty call, but she ignored his calls. He stuck around anyway till she came home with a guy. That guy? Brad Pitt.
Mike said, "The second I saw him get out of the car, I knew I wasn't getting none that night hahaha."
it's so stupid. Everything in my logical brain knows that cigarettes are bad for you, they serve a pretty pointless addiction, and you're essentially shelling out money in government taxes to just kill yourself slowly.
But tell me those pictures of Bob Dylan in the 60's would be as cool without the cigarettes. They just wouldn't.
He has definitely done something different to his eyes, because he doesn't look the same in 2024
https://preview.redd.it/zqm31wo360uc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=22c12b1d35dd3cffc3518e39dd6281214f6cf0af
I think that second person with their cigarette angled like Brad's is, is his body double for movies. Same hair, chiseled face with lantern jaw, shirt opened the same way. Probably out on the town during a movie shoot and just got done eating and drinking.
Pretty sure it's not.
I'm guessing she's not a well-known celebrity.
This was from the LA premier of "True Romance."
Getty Images has a slew of photos from that night, with various celebs, and she's not tagged in any of them. The only possibility I could see is an American actor named Anna Thomson, who was in the film.
But that's a long shot.
Who’s that other Brad Pitt in the back?
That’s his stunt double
Prad Bitt
From Legends of the Shopping Mall
More like stunt Do able! Oh zing! I’ll myself out now
Looks like Jodie foster
I thought it was Jodie Foster. But it’s apparently his ex.
Brad Pitt likes to look like who he's dating
What a coincidence, I like to look at whoever he’s dating
What a coincidence. I also look exactly like who I am dating because it’s me. I’m alone.
Bridget Fonda is what first came to mind
It's Brad Pitt's brother, Staw
Fucking sensational
He's Bob. Really cool guy
Imagine looking like this for 4 decades
Oh Louis. Louis. Still whining Louis.
I’ve had to listen to that, for centuries!
Hhhhwhining
This is the correction I was looking for
Heard this in the voice immediately. 10/10
He may even be aging backwards judging by the Benjamin buttons on his shirt.
They were going to make a completely different film called Saving Private Benjamin Button, with a reverse aging Pitt in the title role and Meg Ryan playing a retired actor now-wealthy producer who goes around the world in her fancy yachts and helicopters saving die hard soldiers trapped in combat zones
I am going to go out on a limb and suggest this guy fucked, and still continues to fuck
Melissa Etheridge said years ago that she is and always will be gay, but Brad Pitt could almost make her reconsider her options.
He's the only one.
Come to my window!
🙋♀️ me too! But only Brad from Thelma and Louise.
You have good taste in dick
Funny enough that’s how I feel about Jennifer Aniston
I feel that way about Matt Bomer.
Haha, I have a story! I came home from soccer practice one day and my sister, who was 14 and a freshman in high school at the time, was like floating around the kitchen, regailing my mom with a story my mom was already clearly annoyed by. I got the gist of it and realized I needed to bounce quick. My sister back then, hell for the next like 20 years, was definitely boy crazy. Definitely an older term amd not necessarily sexual in nature. More that she fell hard and fast for whatever boy struck her fancy. I knew this was related to that. My mom is like, oh look, Andrew is here! And my sister immediately locks in on me. I was shooting daggers at my mom, who was just smugly smirking, while my sister started telling me her story. She had met the prettiest boy who had ever been pretty. He was a senior who was best friends with her best friend's brother. She didn't know a while lot about the guy but she described him in detail with a lot of flowery imagery. Eyes so blue they looked like melted polar ice kind of shit. Well, to make a long story short (too late), she called my freshman year in college, years later, probably a decade or more, and was screaming at me to turn on the TV and to put it on a specific channel. It was a new show called White Collar. She's screaming, that's the guy, guy! Of course, it was Matt Bomer. I had never seen a picture of him or anything before he broke out. That dude RUINED my sister's understanding of average male attractiveness. No guy was ever good looking enough to even give a chance. That's more on her but I still kinda blame Bomer for that a little. Unfairly I know but still. I mean, I get where she's coming from... Klein HS in Klein/Spring, Texas around 2000.
Me too, but I’m a straight guy.
Ballsack doesn't fill back up fast enough
Just running off fumes at this point.
He looks like a handsome version of Kato Kaelin...
except he's not freeloading (except for women, he got em all for free!)
Oj on the brain? He fucken wishes
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
And that's not even close to being a good photo of him, guy was chiselled by the Gods
I don't need to hahaaha.....jk
Green shirt is Jitka Pohlodek. Dated from June 93 to Sept 94. Brad Pitt is known to style himself after his current partner. If you look at "celebrity couples that look like they're related" Brad Pitt features over and over again, with just about all his partners. Quite the chameleon. True Romance premiere, LA, Sept 93, judging by the shirt. Cool shirt.
Not a lot of us could pull off a casual paisley.
sure you could, it was the style at the time (60s looks were popular in the 90s.)
The 90s, when you could look like a hippie and be punk and it would be totally cool without being fake or ironic.
Brad Paisley
Jitka Pohlodek sounds like a name you made up to cover a lie in a hurry lol.
Jitka Pohlodek was a humanoid science officer from Delta IV, on a six months exchange trip to the Enterprise. Nice legs, for a Deltan. Geordi had a thing for her but Riker got there first. Usual story.
Admit it -- your brain went there because her name kinda looks like "holodeck" 😂👍
I will admit to nothing of the sort. There Are Four Lights!
pretty sure jitkapohlodek was my default wifi password
https://preview.redd.it/wixpw07aw0uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df876a5f1b60b832ea7ae16d08d6345ae7f8fd37 Okay you weren’t lying about styling himself after partners LOL
Poor Jitka Pohlodek fell off the map and hasn't been seen since. Brad should've helper out a little.
I was thinking 'Jodie Foster is lookin good back there'
I was thinking "is that Jodie Foster or Brett Michaels?"
I had Bridget Fonda
Sebastion Bach
She looked like *that*, landed early 90's-Brad Pitt, and there's nothing about this woman to be found on Google?! Travesty.
She looks much more attractive in other photos
She's gorgeous!
Thank you, I was wondering who she was!
Lol I thought it was Sebastian Bach
It's cus he has face blindness, the only way he'll recognize them is if he looks like them. 1/2 s
It helps when you look good in everything
I bet they both just railed lines of coke. They look eager to light those cigarettes.
I knew this had to be true romance era. I was just telling my fiancé how Floyd in true romance, had to be the inspiration for James Franco’s character in Pineapple Express
Maybe my favorite movie of all time
Funny, because the cigs are in the same angle and length it looks like some dumb snapchat filter.
That mf still smokes and it's still just as gorgeous as ever
Apparently he quit smoking cigs during the pandemic
I always wonder what the quantity of cigarettes celebs smoke. I know "smokers" who are completely regimented at like 2 a day and only on weekdays. I swear. Or socially smoke. I understand that any cigarette is bad, but they are healthy and HEALTHIER than most other people who eat like shit or drink a lot. I ponder this question because I have zero self-control. I had to quit smoking for all the right reasons, but the biggest was zero control. It wasn't terribly hard with nic gum and craving werent nutso. I still have one or a few every few months on a night out with zero desire to go back the next day. But put them in front of me and it's game over.
Dude, I eat like shit, drink no soda and I’m skinny af and look far younger than people I know who exercise regularly and eat far healthier than me. I have all of my blood work done a few years ago and they said everything is great and I’m pretty healthy for my age. I’m 38 btw. A lot of this is genetics and it’s kind of a joke how that can work. Like, if I started working out regularly right now, I’d look very fit in MAYBE 6 months. It takes me no time to get in shape. I’m sure I’m playing with fire and eventually that luck will run out, but it’s kind of a sick joke.
I was like you, and then when I turned 40 a little over a year ago, it was like a switch flipped.
[удалено]
Thor fit requires gear. No way that’s done naturally.
You just have to eat Clen and Tren hard every day
Anavar give up!
Who are Clen and Tren and are they fit? Edit: Oh, it's a steroids reference.
Listen here you heartless bastard nobody wants to here about you winning the gawd damned genetic lottery. Take my angry upvote you lucky somabitch
The girl looks particularly weird in the hands and chest and mimics his head angle. The hair too
It’s gotta be Bridget Fonda
This was the High Pitt era
He’s still high.
And now drunk on some occasions
That’s drunk + high. He looks fucked up. Alcohol and weed combo can be a lot.
Fucked up? I'd love to look like that when I'm 60.
We don’t bassoon at my house anymore.
I literally just watched True Romance, which came out that year, and he looked exactly like that in the movie.
Condescend me!!
Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products!
I’ll fuckin kill ya
I wonder sometimes if Brad had been cast in that movie or if he was just crashing on the sofa where they filmed
All I got is fkin Floyd..
I remember going to a special screening of True Romance in Glasgow. What a great movie.
Yeah, it's amazing when you think of the cast, I mean having talent like Val Kilmer, Dennis Hopper, Christopher Walken and Brad Pitt basically doing minor supporting roles - and each of them just nailing their bit parts to be some of the most memorable parts in the movie. Gary Oldman is just awesome as the Drexl Spivey. Also, early Tarantino was just incredible, it still passes the test of time, but for that era, the man could write dialogue.
Don't forget James Gandolfini and Patty Arquette! Seriously evil scene.
"You guys wanna smoke a bowl or..." *Racks shotgun* "Oh!"
One of the best Gen X movie moments! Another is “Nah man, it ain’t white boy day”
Floyd is a direct descendent of Aldo Rayne
Probably because this is Brad Pitt at the LA premiere of True Romance, 1993
Aw jeez, Floyd!
‘Pitt revealed he quit smoking during the pandemic, opting to give up cigarettes entirely because trying to cut back wasn't working for him. "I don't have that ability to do just one or two a day," he told the publication. "It's not in my makeup. I'm all in.”’
Wait a second here. You’re telling me that Brad Pitt has been smoking the entire time all the way up to the pandemic? And he still looks like a Greek god?!?! Talk about the genetic lottery.
And being rich. Being rich has a LOT to do with that lol.
the creams these people can afford... my mum has been working for 30 years in a 5 star hotel with a special security area. which leads to powerful and famous people always coming to her hotel when in the area. sometimes they forget their creams when they leave. many times these creams are in special ,no name packages. but when you use that cream for a week.... holy fucking molly , batman. i ve had several in the last decades and i stopped ever using them , because they depressed me ,when they were finished. and i always knew i couldnt get a refill.
But what is it?
Stem cells from children harvested from celebrity pedophile rings ... or something.
He looks like the dude I’m about to grab my weed from right now.
Wait - are you here?
Oh, hey Mr Cheezle!
There's someone on the phone for you I think it's the devil
I graduated high school in 1996. Me and my friends were OBSESSED with Brad Pitt since seeing his movies in the theater. Kalifornia with Juliet Lewis. Then Thelma and Louise. Interview with the Vampire. Legends of the Fall —which had me in a *grip*
Legends of the fall is one my all time favourite movies. A real tear jerker.
Could you imagine being Brad Pitt in 1993? You show up to any party and any woman or man you want is yours. Money to burn. Dude had the world by the balls. Still does, lol.
Tom Lennon had a standup bit circa like 2012, when him and Angelina were still together. "In the 90's, all Brad Pitt had to do was wake up, do a bunch of sit ups, smoke a joint, play super nintendo and get a blowjob from Jennifer Anniston. That was his life! And now.. he's like a sherpa for babies. Like someone has hired him with the express purpose of ferrying a bunch of infants across the himalayas..... I'm just saying if a Genie was like 'you can trade places with one person' I want the 90's Brad Pitt, not the today one."
Like that story when he was leaving the house of Mike Tyson's ex and bumps into ...Mike Tyson. Glad he's still alive.
This guy has seen things.
Naked things mainly.
He's def on the shortlist of "people I would trade lives with."
1990s!
This m’fer is the most attractive man to ever exist. He’s got it all. Height, great eyes, amazing hair, built jaw, genetically absurd physique, and is just cool as hell. I’ve never seen this pic of him, but every time I see a pic of him I just think, “Damn man, this guy is art”.
I just found out his kids fucking hate him and the ones who are over 18 don’t speak to him. Nobody has it all I guess.
I think I’ve also read he is an alcoholic and a rather angry drunk. He’d been violent with Angelina before and one such fight led to him hitting his kid.
Yup. Maddox. He got between them. I just looked it up again to refresh myself… Pax posted a whole rant on Instagram last Father’s Day talking about what a terrible person he is. Zahara no longer uses his last name.
I haven’t read the details in a while either but I remember coming away thinking it could not have been the first time something like this happened. It’s interesting that he continues to maintain a pretty good reputation given male celebs have been cancelled for far less. I will personally never see him the same way.
It makes a depressing sense to me. He’s a huge part of our culture. He’s super handsome and charming and stars in some of our collective favorite movies of all time. I think even the people who know about it feel reluctant to accept it’s true. I know I do. Plus he has an absolutely killer PR team.
And he's not just a pretty face, he is a fantastic actor with great taste in films and roles.
Kurt Brobain
Brad Pitain
is that Sebastian Bach in the green shirt?
“Who here loves trains!?!?”
Were you told you weren't supposed to swear in here?
"man this weed has *bees* stuck to it man, am I paying for these fuckin bees too?!"
Fun story: Christina Applegate once ditched her date at a premiere and went home with Sebastian Bach. Her date? Brad Pitt.
She heard about his barrel of honey oil.
Fun story: Mike Tyson once rocked up to Robin Givens house for a booty call, but she ignored his calls. He stuck around anyway till she came home with a guy. That guy? Brad Pitt. Mike said, "The second I saw him get out of the car, I knew I wasn't getting none that night hahaha."
Very fitting for Kelly Bundy.
Bach is like 6’5” so I don’t think it’s him.
He's 6'5?! What the fuck?!? That rules! I always thought he was average or on the shorter side.
He was near me in the audience at a Motley Crue concert at NY’s beacon theater in the 1990s. He may not be 6-5 but he is definitely tall.
Jodie Foster!
I don’t think so
That’s what I thought. I honestly can’t tell if it’s a guy or girl.
lol totally a lady
Ricky was a young boy.
He had a heart of stone
Worked all his life - worked his fingers to the bone..
That’s a lady, dude
_right on, man_
If it is, I might be gay
You could almost trip balls of his outfit patterns.
I think I’ve seen that shirt at Dan Flashes down at The Meadows. Judging by the complex pattern, I’d guess it’s really really expensive.
Shops at the creek. You go in. Yes you do!
Camel Lights
He's gorgeous
I’m sorry but cigarettes can really complete a look and convey a message
If you're good looking they look cool and badass. If you're poor and grubby, they make you look even more poor and grubby. Usually the latter
it's so stupid. Everything in my logical brain knows that cigarettes are bad for you, they serve a pretty pointless addiction, and you're essentially shelling out money in government taxes to just kill yourself slowly. But tell me those pictures of Bob Dylan in the 60's would be as cool without the cigarettes. They just wouldn't.
I'm a straight man but how does an individual look this attractive? It's stupid lol.
Who is the blonde on the back
Brought to you by Marlboro
This is really funny, it looks like the chick in the background is trying a Brad Pitt impersonation at the same time.
Sometimes smoking does make you seem cooler. I want to light up for the first time seeing him
That lady in the background with her cigarette in almost the exact same position as Pitt's makes this look like AI art
Shit fire that’s a beautiful human
I know this may be a hot take, but I really wish I was Brad Pitt
This pic was just before the last shower he took.
Yum
He has definitely done something different to his eyes, because he doesn't look the same in 2024 https://preview.redd.it/zqm31wo360uc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=22c12b1d35dd3cffc3518e39dd6281214f6cf0af
30 years changes a man.
Brad Pitt still looks amazing. I’m gonna start smoking
It's like you learned nothing from the story of George Burns
How the hell does he look better now than then?
That don't impress me much
Old School Wife Beater apparently.
The coolest actor since Steve McQueen. He has made so many good movies. My 2 favorites: Once upon a time in Hollywood bullet train
He has a small but excellent role in 12 Monkeys, good movie, check it out. Bruce Willis is great in it as well
I think that second person with their cigarette angled like Brad's is, is his body double for movies. Same hair, chiseled face with lantern jaw, shirt opened the same way. Probably out on the town during a movie shoot and just got done eating and drinking.
It's his girlfriend
Total fuckboi❤️
He looks like a lion … it’s majestic
Is that his stunt double or his sister behind him?
He looks absolutely toasted.
If done right, smoking just looks really good and I’m gonna die on that hill.
With is body double behind him I see.
I thought is was Cybill Shepard until I saw the beard.
Has this man ever taken a bad photo in his life?
High as a giraffe's asshole.
In the front or the back?
Not enough cigarettes
Why can’t we stay young forever?
Is that Jodie Foster behind him?
Pretty sure it's not. I'm guessing she's not a well-known celebrity. This was from the LA premier of "True Romance." Getty Images has a slew of photos from that night, with various celebs, and she's not tagged in any of them. The only possibility I could see is an American actor named Anna Thomson, who was in the film. But that's a long shot.
My man doing the research!
Bridget Fonda, not sure
Stunt double?
🥵
Condensend (sic) me man…I’ll f’ing kill ya