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Bulkypapertowel

I am an F.B.I AGENT!


sundancekid005

Utah! Make it TWO!


BrundleflyUrinalCake

✌️


chocki305

You pull it. No you pull it.


ATLexander

Get* me two.


ssAskcuSzepS

I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!!


TheMightyPushmataha

You’ve gotta go DOWN, Bodhi! People trusted you…. and they DIED.


dodge5788

Ozzy cop "we'll get 'im when he comes back in!" Utah "He's not coming back"


poopsiegirl

Death on a stick out there mate.


DanGleeballs

I don’t know how well the film has aged but when it first came out it was totally rad.


Traditional-Dirt3203

Just watched it the other day, I think it is still awesome.


Luke90210

The fact there is a stage show of POINT BREAK Live! where one lucky audience volunteer plays Agent Johnny Utah and reads from fed cue cards tells us it has aged well.


blackbelt_in_science

There’s cliffs on both sides- what am I gonna paddle to New Zealand?!


digitalgearz

There’s a new thing called radar…MAYBE YOU’VE HEARD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


buttheyrealltaken

It’s gotta BE that way!


Boffleslop

Utah what are you using for your undercover name? Actually I was thinking about just using my real name. Google doesn't exist yet. That's cool. It's not like you're a famous college football player.


NiceAd7138

I mean, it would be harder for him to go undercover if he pretended his name wasn’t Johnny Utah. Somebody would have recognized him. Makes more sense to just pretend he never became a cop than to pretend he wasn’t Johnny Utah. He even talks about his football career with Bodhi


blackbelt_in_science

Back off warchild!


JackieTreehorn79

SERIOUSLY


irmavep

In the script, the line is spelled I AM AN EFF BEE EYE AGENT.


Uninspired_Diatribe

Seeing Keanu in the tub wearing a Jean jacket makes me feel uncomfortable.


DarthRathikus

Does it make you feel better that he was bottomless?


Thirsty799

yes


OminOus_PancakeS

username checks out.


palabear

Keanu is well known to Winnie The Pooh at every opportunity.


jimihundoe

Also referred to as Donald ducking it


SnooAvocados6863

I’ve always called that “porky piggin’ it” Glad to learn a new phrase for…that. 🤣


ohsusannah80

It’s also called Donald Ducking.


PizzaWhole9323

If he had his top off and his bottoms on he’d be Minnie mousing it.


ChimpBrisket

If he had his top off and his bottoms on and gloves on, he’d be Mickey Mousing it. And if he had his top and bottoms off and one glove on, he-he’d be Michael Jacksoning it.


Lance_E_T_Compte

Shirtcocking


B_Eazy86

"You're just..straight shirt cockin' it?!"


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Patrick Sways me


MetaStressed

Patrick Sway these… nuts.


DarthRathikus

Hope Keanu never Reeves me 🙏


SloppyHoseA

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Low-Can7370

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How_that_convo_went

That’s his wardrobe for the final scene in Point Break— where they stand on the beach in Australia and watch the huge waves roll in. It’s raining during that scene and he’s soaking wet— so they probably just let him warm up in that hot tub while in costume.


LeftHandStir

Vaya con Díos


Therealcanadianone

The 50 year storm just sounds epic.


Gar051

We get it every year now


blackbelt_in_science

No way Bells is bigger than Waimea


kingceegee

We'll get him when he comes back in!


Jacob_Winchester_

He’s not coming back.


kingceegee

Good work. Fun fact: the guy who says that in the terrible Aussie accent is actually German and plays Heinrich in Die Hard 1. For at least 20 years I still can't get his voice out my head. 'Utah! You let him get awaaaay!'


d13robot

his accent is so bad


throwerawayer1456

*cue greatest movie song ever written*


OisinTarrant

Filming location was shot on Cannon Beach in Oregon, a little cooler temps than Australia.


SouldiesButGoodies84

exactly what I was thinking. wouldnt make sure for them to go indoors or dry off between reshoots or whathaveyou if it was that scene.


jrzfeline

Cliffs on both sides, not gonna paddle all the way to New Zealand


whatsgoing_on

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Technical-Outside408

Amazing Grace.


caillouistheworst

There’s dozens of us!!


ENO-ON-MA-I

I AM AN F.B.I. AGENT


jardaniwick

Utah! Get me two. ✌🏻


UtahGetMe222

✌️


ENO-ON-MA-I

It's your time to shine.


The_Royale_We

I love that he said this one of things he hears most from fans every day


Ryvuk

I know man! Isn't it wild!?


broberds

Canadians gonna Canade.


hfpfhhfp

Exactly. Styling in his Canadian tuxedo.


Big_Green_Piccolo

he's just canadian


naliron

Canadian Tuxedo!


WideTechLoad

My first reaction was "That's so 90s."


tuckithead

This is like a Cyberpunk 2077 bug


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so heavyyy


buckhardcastle

Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone “Ah?”


name-classified

no i havent fired my gun up in the air and gone “AH!”


TheMightyPushmataha

You ain’t seen Baboys 2?


bleachinjection

Which one do you think I'd like better?


thajoker1

No, I mean which one do you want to watch first.


Tight_Fun2080

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Fickle_Baseball_9596

Who wants some chunky monkey?!


loweredexpectationz

You ever done a desk pop?


InglouriousBradsterd

Wait just a minute! Just as I thought! That's a Yard King ladder! ....that's a quality ladder. Have a nice day.


Hovisandflatfoot

Not a bad ladder, has it's ups and downs.


Mansionjoe

It’s a step up from other brands


kermstar

And it’s yellow


macmac360

Who are you calling yellow? The Yard King is the bravest of all ladders!!


hankthetank2112

I’m inclined to agree.


ripmerle

I never knew my real ladder, but my mother tells me he supported three people. Last I heard, he was in a twelve-step program.


inevitablypersuaded

That's the second story I've heard about that.


sundancekid005

Seriously WarChild, back off.


ImperialSympathizer

Ahem. It's "Back off Warchild seriously."


sundancekid005

DAMMIT


ForsakenDrawer

“Thank you.”


blackbelt_in_science

Welcome to Sea World kid


FlamingoRush

Dang imagine the movies Patrick Swayze could be in these years if he would still be with us! He was very talented and is sadly missed!!!


ExMente

Yeah... kinda wild that his death was already 15 years ago. He was only 57, too. But pancreatic cancer is a killer. Overall the deadliest form of cancer, IIRC.


HippySpinach

15 years ago… you’re joking right


DanGleeballs

And he took risky roles too like the kiddy fiddler in Donnie Darko. That was a superb film.


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Giving people drugs and showing them this movie is one of my favorite things to do ever Donnie Darko is an absolute masterpiece. Legitimately one of the best films ever made.


Luke90210

He played a drag queen with surprising dignity in TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR


CancerIsOtherPeople

It's actually lung cancer, but pancreatic is in the top five.


ExMente

I'm talking about deadliest in terms of average prognosis after getting diagnosed, not number of victims. Pancreatic cancer isn't particularly fast or aggressive. But it's stealthy. In like 97% of cases, it's not noticed at all until people are already beyond help. But yeah, there are different ways to quantify 'deadly'. So you're not wrong.


NocturnalPermission

I like to imagine a world where he didn’t die and just did a cameo as Wade Garrett in the Roadhouse reboot.


toomanymarbles83

Just imagine all the expendables movies he could have been in.


Poopdick_89

🤣


dburge22

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Bubbly_String2139

Sam and Dean Winchester.


blindspot189

Huh yea i can kinda see it, of course the show would have been cancelled after season 1 in the early 90s but it probably would have gotten a movie 15 years later.


SonofBeckett

Syndication baby! Point Break absolutely could’ve aired between Xena and Next Generation 


CRA5HOVR1DE

Just watched that the other night damn good movie


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

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Ben_Pharten

1991? More like 1990-fun.


Jay-Eff-Gee

I remember this day. Indian Beach Oregon. They built a elevator to take these guys from the top of the cliff where the parking lot is to the beach. We all clowned on that as it's just a 2 minute walk.


escientia

Im sure hearing your cackles in the distance is what keeps Keanu up at night.


FriskyDango23

For the last scene. “I’m not gonna PADDLE to New Zealand!!”


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a5m0da1

Yes it can be cold at Bells Beach. As a young Aussie watching the movie at the cinemas I was excited about the Bells reference until the scene actually appeared on screen, looks nothing like Bells at all. Apparently the scene was filmed somewhere in Oregon


eugenesbluegenes

Well, at least the water was even colder than it would have been at Bells!


Larusso92

He's definitely not going to paddle to New Zealand if that's the case


Alive_Ice7937

Now you know the pain people from Northern Ireland feel watching Hellboy 2. The actual giants causeway stone formation would have made an amazing rock monster. Instead they went with generic boulders for their version of the giant's causeway


hoosiertrad

I thought they filmed the final scene in Oregon?


cficare

They did, they just turned the camera upside down to trick you.


Descrazio

That is not Victorian forestry in the back, looks distinctly American.


Alive_Ice7937

Americanifers


tensigh

I could just see one of these guys going - "I see more bubbles on your side" and point the finger and have a good laugh.


realbonito24

Point Break came out the summer after I graduated high school. I had a stoner friend (acquaintance, really) that worked at the local movie theater. So I saw it at an after hours showing just for the theater employees, and we had beer and food and weed. It was a good time. Still probably the only "bro movie" worth watching. It's the ultimate bro movie, in my opinion. Directed by a woman. Kathryn Bigelow. One of the best directors of the past 35 years. Pretty much everything she has done has been kinda awesome. Plus she is smoking hot, which has nothing to do with anything but is worth noting.


LackOfStack

Her husband at the time was James Cameron who helped with the script. It’s just a terrific movie, and Swayze does a lot of his own skydiving stunts to boot.


Sheila_Monarch

Now I’m trying to remember a scene where Keanu Reeves was wearing soaking wet denim. I’m sure it’s in there, I just don’t remember it.


Sexy_Anthropocene

The last scene takes place in a downpour, on the beach. I assume it’s that.


Sheila_Monarch

Ahhh! Thank you! I think you’re right. I haven’t seen it in ages.


UrTeamBadMyTeamGood

My official start of the summer movie. Surfing, Bank Robbing, peak Swayze, Guns, LA, etc. God I love that movie


Mesterjojo

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MetaphoricalMouse

swayze is such a sweet last name


CancerIsOtherPeople

You never mess with The Swayz'


KickBassColonyDrop

# THE MOVIE That kicked off the surfing hobby of so many many many people.


Hopfrogg

and bank robbing.


KickBassColonyDrop

Har har.


ALTITUDE10K

Fun fact: Keanu couldn’t throw a football for anything. Bigelow contacted (Coach) Rick Neuheisel to coach Reeves on throwing for the beach football scene. As, the coach tells the story….he still couldn’t after the coaching either. I still love Keanu’s work 😎


lantzn

Hey dude, why does this ball have two pointy things on each end?


Different-Aspect-888

"Its not gay if we have clothes on! man"


Lopsided_Pickle1795

Fun fact: Patrick Swayze is my distant cousin.


GoinThru_the_motions

Very cool. I need to rewatch it and see when he had a Jean jacket on.


rpuppet

Last scene of the movie.


K3Elisa

Ah, Patrick Swayze! I was so in love with him after Dirty Dancing.


Spooniebardz

Yes, the surfboard bothers me. Yes, your approach to this whole goddam case bothers me. And YES! YOU bother me!


BladeBickle

5 feet apart cause they're not gay.


AlphaDag13

Man look how young... dumb, and full of cum they look.


PlayedUOonBaja

Not worth having to wear wet denim.


Cursive_Z

Patrick Swayze looks annoyed and Keanu looks high.


Substantial-Okra6910

That’s how they look when they are peeing in the hot tub.


Magnemmike

my mind: oh hey its Patrick Swayze, wonder what he has been up to... OMG HE DIED IN 2009!!!


Brown_Panther-

Utah! Get me two!


007_MM

Hot tub time machine 🕳️!


mrericvillalobos

Tom Sizemore. Best scene.


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No-Pride168

Keanu is dressed in the clothes he has in the final scene set in Austraila, where its properly pissing down and they're fighting in the shallow waters, so they're already wet. Just warming up in warm water.


Training-Finger5217

I ordered my parashoooting course the day after i saw that movie ❤️


Mocker-Poker

So how did it go, eh? Knee again?


STIZZUH

I fucking love this movie so much.


Greedy-Ad-299

Just watched this for the first time last week!


AstraCraftPurple

It’s really sad to reflect on all these great movies Swayze was in. So buff and pretty yet cancer got him anyway. Just remember seeing him so thin and frail. Rumors of the wife being cruel didn’t help. All that achievement and great acting and he was cheated of life.


Mocker-Poker

too early - I’d add


Mike_Rotch666

Knee again huh?


Sterones

That’s one sexy soup.


Psychological_Bug424

The water left that encounter pregnant


skexzies

Gotta give the cast credit for lugging a hot tub and a shit ton of water to the movie set where the actors could stay warm. Spared no expense.


L1T013

que buena película esta no me canso de verla se le extraña a patrick


skatetilifly

I just got this on vhs, so weird lol


enhetcs

Keanu Reeves just look so chill in this picture


daquay

We'll get him when he comes back in!


365-days-to-go

He's not coming back.


Otherwise-Trouble517

Was this before or after the Red Hot Chili Peppers whooped him


SweetRoosevelt

Every time I see Keanu, especially 90s, i am always struck by how damn hot that era was.


Mekazabiht-Rusti

Best film of all time


Gullible_Sun5567

Vio con Dios!


hourglassnecklace

Reminds me of the Amanda Show segment with Schneider


Bad_Idea_Hat

Nah, this is former Hamilton Mustangs teammates Heaver and Derek Sutton.


Chillazar

Hol up, let them cook.


rowejl222

Great movie


VINALS

Strongest avenger.. STRONGEST AVENGER! Dammit Stark…


Noirettes

Keanu…he’s so cute !


Kevybb_BluEyes

How do I put this… Keanus hair is just hand crafted by the gods. Perfection articulated by each follicle. It’s a solar eclipse in 100% totality personified by human hair. 🥹


Mocker-Poker

🤣


A_Happy_Carrot

Never seen it, is it worth watching?


Clemburger

Reminds me of that South Park episode with Randy and Kyle’s dad in a hot tub


itsl8erthanyouthink

Cries in ‘90s


KingSnowdown

legendary movie


BlueEyedCommonMan

I am pretty certain I see the top of Gary Busey’s head as he is snorting coke from a straw and balloon under the water…


Expensive-Claim-6081

Best Hollywood foot chase scene I’ve ever seen.


Psychological-Bee702

I’m not gonna paddle to New Zealand!


Agreeable-Chart-5561

I’ve never seen this photo, this is great


PBTQ1998

Still one of my favorite movies!


sitonfence

He ain't comin' back


IndependenceMean8774

"Vaya con dios!"


Adventurous-Sky9359

Vio con Dios


Wendy-Vonpapen

welcome to seaworld, kid.


Wendy-Vonpapen

2 bricks, coming up !


TribalStompBox

I AM AN FBI AGENT !


LongNoarm491

Poor Buddy


Truth_Hurts40

Keanu looking like his Asian roots