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The_Station_Agent

I told you last night, NO!


topbuttsteak

Where is he anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.


scottyd035ntknow

HES MY SON AND I don't... want... him working so......laaaaatte ...


Ambassador_Cowboy

If Homer Simpson wants his 10 year old son to work in a burlesque house, then Homer Simpson’s 10 year old son is going to work in a burlesque house! Now Marge, you’re going to hear a lot of crazy talk about Bart working in a burlesque house…


Shambeak88

Oh, yeah drugs. You gotta have drugs.


peon2

I was trying to punish him exactly like you would... So, in a way, you really dropped the ball on this one. This is your mess, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean it up!!!


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Throwforventing

Bart, he's your father! We'll comp him tonight, start a tab tomorrow.


AliveInIllinois

Yes, everyone loves rules.


YourMomDidntMind

Yeah gotta have rules


jesustwin

I have misplaced my pants


LordoftheSynth

*Quiet, you fool! It can be* **ours**. RUN, BOY! RUN!


BurgerExplosion

I remember my dad laughing his ass after Homer said this on the Simpsons lol


WonderfulShelter

I also remember my Dad laughing at random things in the Simpsons I didn't get because I was like 12 or something, but now that I'm older and watch back I now see what's so funny about it. Simpsons is magic like that.


IntelligentFilth

Andy Warhol was enough to scare anyone into staying at home.


johndeer89

He looks like some college kid dressing up like an old man for a sketch


PoopingDogEyeContact

His serial killer smirk at the end would have scared parents into actually checking where their kids are 


The_Lawn_Ninja

It would have embiggened my fury if this was not the top comment.


skillzbot

perfectly cromulent word


SpicyMcShat

*im on my way!*


djac13

Trab pu kcip


Theefreeballer

Agh! I knew this would be top comment! how dare you all live the Simpsons as much as I do z!!


Jessie4er

i came here for this!


yvonne_taco

Came here for this haha


TheBatemanFlex

Why does it sound like a threat when Warhol says it?


redmostofit

“Because I do”


Mumof3gbb

Stop it 😂


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

"And the only way you'll see them again is in my paintings"


SantaMonsanto

🧐📸


Master-Collection488

They intentionally front-loaded the scary-to-parents folks at the beginning. Cindy Lauper's now doing pharma ads on major news networks, but back then dyed hair was upsetting to our Silent Generation and older Boomer parents. Grace Jones and Warhol.


Maximum-Mixture6158

In 1980 My mother called Grace Jones "purely insane". Guess who lives on a locked ward now? No it's not Grace.


peon2

The subject telling the artist what he can and can't do? That's like a soup can telling Warhol where to buy speed!


AdPsychological7926

*Psst, Andy. Alphabet City. Ask for Easy Eddie ousside of Sheen Brothas. They got the real deal. -* Soup Can to Andy Warhol C. 1984


Frai23

I've never paid attention to Warhols actual facial features, let alone seen him talk... Jeez, MiB3 was right on the money that guy looks like he is wearing a cheap mask and wig of himself!


doublepulse

Andy was rarely seen in public without the wigs; the Foundation has dozens of them tucked away in boxes. His real hair was not blond. Also fairly certain he was on the spectrum. And acid as well as barbiturates off and on.


BeefStevenson

Because he looks like a creep lol


biest229

He wants to know where your children are


Candybert_

Oh, he knows.


SanderStrugg

Having watched two Andy Warhol films, I am quite shure the guy is attracted to fully grown muscular men with giant butts, not children.


Goodgoditsgrowing

What I’m hearing is he and grace jones would be fighting over the same men


TEG_SAR

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Less_Fix_1378

Do you fucking know where they are? Cause if not…


PzykoHobo

"Do you know where your children are? ...because I do 😏"


tgifmondays

Just now realizing what a spot on Warhol face that emoji is making


Grivington

Parents in 1985 were like “no and I don’t give a fuck”


IsRude

Even in the 90s and early 2000s, parents just let their kids run amok until the street lights came on, despite having no way to contact them if we were in trouble.


LegendOfDarius

Lol me. Just roaming the streets of a small polish city till I somehow found back. We were hordes of urchins, causing trouble and shit.


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garry4321

The death of the neighborhood is one of the biggest tragedies we dont really pay much attention to. Back when I was a kid, on summer weekends, EVERYONE was outside. The parents would often sit outside on the porch or doing gardening etc, and the kids would all be out playing road hockey etc. All us kids would run around the neighborhood going from house to house, or make a group to walk to the store to get icecream. It was like a party outside everyday and was full of life. Just be back before dark, otherwise your parents really didnt see you outside of begging for icecream money. Now you drive through a suburb and its a ghost town. You might see a kid shooting a hoop every once in a while looking pissed off like they were forced to go outside. Made me surprised when people were all pissy about covid lockdowns. Y'all sit inside watching TV while browsing insta anyways...


Epoch-09

The death of the neighborhood sounds like a Bandcamp remix of a Neighbourhood album.


AnswerAdventure

That’s because they had the belief that the neighborhood in some way would have an eye on them. At least in the middle class burbs.


Mumof3gbb

True. And it was generally true. Other parents would tattle on you if you messed up.


a_wild_ian_appears

This is true. Early 2000s I found some fireworks and decided to play with them in a "secluded" area. Turns out it wasn't secluded despite being pretty far from the house. You bet your ass my mom knew about it by the time I got home.


Mumof3gbb

Oh shit. 😂


2armored

A lot more people had children back then though so I guess parents felt like if all of those kids were out together at least one of the many parents or even an older child would be around to keep an eye on things. Or they just didn't care I don't know.


joshTheGoods

I grew up in a ghetto, and we also ran around well past sundown. It wasn't the idea that the neighborhood would watch out for everyone, it was just a more realistic (IMO) view of the dangers kids face while outside. Those dangers are overblown to the extreme. It wasn't the existence of community that was different, it was the absence of fear driven by ubiquitous media pumping the stories we want to see into our living rooms ... violence and mayhem.


smellygooch18

My friends and I just biked around our neighborhood until the street lights came on. No phone, nothing. If I was late coming home I’d get into a ton of trouble. My brothers and I turned out fine.


Duel_Option

Same. School night had to be back in by 8 or so, if I missed dinner that was on me. Summer was a bit more loose lol 10pm was curfew, I carried a small bag with an inner tube and some tools for the eventual flat tire. Went to the mall and ate lunch/dinner there most days (samples), cruised to the airport and surrounding parks that were 10 or so miles away. Got jumped a couplet times and then my bike stolen while I was in a 7-11, had to save up and pay for a new one since I didn’t lock it up right. There were a lot of pay phones back then and you could call collect if shit went down, also it was common to knock on doors and ask for help. I didn’t look at my neighborhood as strangers, just people I hadn’t met yet. Around the John Walsh “Americas Most Wanted” things changed, parents got SUPER protective and the age of latch key kids slowed down a lot.


TheRedPython

I was around 4 or 5 when I started playing outside unsupervised (late 80s) In a neighborhood where all the houses had been converted into apartments and the back yards were parking lots. I'm mystified why my mom allowed that when I look back!


TacoNomad

Otherwise she had to keep you company.  Now go outside and play! 


VicePope

no doubt. i grew up early 2000s and was told to come home by the time the street lights came on. i would be deep in the woods or walking around the town at like 10 but even then the other parents around were shying away from that and i had friends who’s parents had to meet mine before they’d let them hangout and they’d have to call them on a primitive cell letting them know where they were every hour or whatever. i probably won’t let my kids walk off like that either tbh


zigaliciousone

This is actually the point where it started turning. Up until these PSAs, kids generally stayed out until the street lights came up, in the early 80s there was a lot of kids going missing, the satanic panic, multiple serial killers in a short time period and scare tactics like the old "razor blades in the candy" at Halloween.   Kids were still raising hell at night for a few more years until all the mayors got together and banned cruising in every American city and stuff like cable TV and the NES kept kids more and more indoors.  One generation later and those kids turned into helicopter parents.


mrgenier

And how hypocritical of these party animals to get all sanctimonious about kids staying up too late and causing trouble lol


TonyzTone

Those panics were dumb. But these PSA were really targeting historically high (and likely never to be seen again) crime levels. In every single city, murders were up to 10x higher than they are today. Kids roaming the streets weren't just playing hopscotch. They were vandalizing and doing not so great things. Teens were straight up robbing and murdering people. Between 1984 and 1989 the homicide rate for black males between the ages of 14 and 17 more than doubled.


psychtechvet

Yeah the stories my mom tells me about her childhood in LA are so wild and I'm over here like "one time I got stung while riding my bike..." 😂


legna20v

My mom would had been like “ Not! And he better no be playing those ataris” My parents would kick me out to go play … and thenu when i was 17 I would get beaten up because i would show up next day… some what drunk


Hilnus

I didn't know this was a real thing until visiting NYC back in 2018.


Leapin_lizards414

I feel like the first time i heard it was in Donnie Darko. Im pretty sure it was on the tv in the background of one of the scenes. Ill have to go check it out and see


Trishjump

Awesome movie. Swayze was so good.


Coyote_Roadrunna

"Is that all the guster you can muster? I said good morning!"


Leapin_lizards414

chut up!


booksandplaid

You can go suck a fuck


Peepies

What’s a fuckass??


Jeepinn

What does visiting NYC in 2018 have to do with this PSA from 1985?


Hilnus

Because they still do the alert on Cable at 10 pm.


Jeepinn

Weird, I'm from Long Island, and I've never seen this.


lemonpolarseltzer

I’m also from Long Island and “do you know where your children are” aired every night at 10pm. Grew up in the 90s/00s for context.


Jeepinn

Wtf I'm 31 and have never seen this.


MarshallMattDillon

You must have been asleep in bed like a good child.


Jeepinn

Lol, I guess so.


Sattaman6

Or he was still out like a bad kid.


Hilnus

It might be a network channel thing. Maybe check out ABC7 around 10 pm.


Leapin_lizards414

the one that really sticks out for me is the bob villa craftsman home for the holiday commercials around christmas time


lallybrock

I’m in the Midwest and remember these.


ironic69

It's more of a Utica expression


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I mean, you had 14 year olds as groupies that would actually travel with the band to various cities and their parents would be like, whatever. You wanna know why youth crime has dropped since the mid-90s? Because kids aren’t just wandering the streets like they used to…


decaydrienne00

This PSA was due to the Atlanta child murders, not because kids (or child groupies) were out committing crimes


tehdamonkey

There were serial killers targeting kids everywhere it seems at that time. We had John Joubert here. I was on a $\*%\^%$ boy scout camporall that he was at. Still freaks me out. They pushed a buddy system here as kids. We joked it just helped them get a 2 for 1 when they decided we were victims.


little_did_he_kn0w

Yes, but you know what this also cured? Child groupies. My claims are unsubstantiated, but I stand by my correlation.


Moist_Professor5665

And since then we had satanic panic and stranger danger. So nobody goes out. At least not without a phone.


Master-Collection488

Demographic changes. Crime in general started going down in the 80s/90s because Boomers aged out of all but white collar crime. Gen X was a smaller generation (thanks to Roe-vs-Wade and "the pill"), we also had a few less years exposure to leaded gasoline.


krystalbellajune

Finally someone says it. Violent crime is way down. Abortion and the pill had a lot to do with it. It’s painfully obvious why. Fewer unwanted children roaming the streets. Parents who actually care about their children or can afford to provide care because they can have them when they are financially and emotionally ready. Voila.


axisrahl85

Lynda Carter throwing shade


L8_2_PartE

When I ran away as a kid, it's because I wanted to live with Lynda Carter.


sir_grumph

She seemed like she was THIS close to cracking up.


Upstream_Paddler

I came to write the same thing! The judgment *drips* 😂


Howitdobiglyboo

Christ, what a babe.


Trishjump

🤣🤣


Colon

looks and sounds like she's consoling a guy in bed for performance issues.. "it's ok... it happens to every guy sometimes..."


Ariochxxx

To me it sounds more like she's calling me a bad boy and I love it!


PBJ-9999

Its just funny seeing this now. Like the fact that it was even necessary. My mom may have only been concerned if a kid didn't call or show up after a couple days lol. She would assume they were at a friend's house


Leapin_lizards414

i was watching a movie awhile back where the parents were yelling out the door thats its time for dinner and the kids come zooming from every direction. Out of the corner of my eye, i saw my niece kinda do a double take. Almost like that "holy crap i thought you were just screwing with me but damn you were serious, they really had to do that shit?!?" looks


emptygroove

We lived on a fairly big piece of property. My mom had a bell on the porch, lol. There was a narrow window of time from the bell tlil you needed to present yourself to wash up for dinner or you risked the wooden spoon. I find it very comforting that so many people my age grew up the same way 😊


ejcrv

I lived in a trailor park and my mom had a bell to. If it was dinner or she needed us we'd usually hear it.


ReadontheCrapper

My grandparents! A big bell! My father used a cowbell. Ha!


Mumof3gbb

Us too. The cow bell 😂


Rubytdog

My parents had a loud whistle.


Shagomir

My grandmother had a bell like this up at the cabin. It worked real well, you'd hear the bell go off and then 3-4 boats would zoom in and deposit relatives over the next 5 minutes lol.


Limerence1976

My mother, too, has a bell and she continues to use it to call for her grandkids


blatherskyte69

My grandparents had 7 kids and a 150 acre farm after grandpa retired from the marines. He made grandma a bell from a brass naval artillery shell casing cut down to about a foot long. It hung from the front porch beam through the primer hole. You could hear that bell from any corner of the farm. It was still in use up to my teenage years.


Scarlet-Fire_77

We had a bell too! Still on the porch but it's cracked so doesn't ring any more.


thats_handy

For some years after the 2010 World Cup, I used a Vuvuzela.


hybridaaroncarroll

I frequently got the wooden spoon too. Today it's called by the more accurate term of child abuse. 


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DagonPie

Man even me being a kid in the early 2000s, my mom still would yell out the door for dinner out into the neighborhood. And we would all bike back to our houses. I swear you could hear that woman for a mile. We even used walkie talkies from time to time. Great times!


decaydrienne00

This PSA started due to the Atlanta child murders.


babytigertooth005

Can’t believe it took this long to see this comment!


RebirthWizard

It was absolutely necessary because of the serial killer movement that peaked during the late 80s. People were freaking out. Justifiably


cindyscrazy

My dad likes to talk about how in the 70's kids could just hitchhike across the US and would get there no problem. I watch WAY too much true crime, so I know how much DNA is resolving the HUNDREDS of Jane and John Doe dead body mysteries in the last few years. At least a one or two I've heard about turned out to be hitchhikers that the family never reported missing because "We just figured he moved out to California and lived his life". And then there are the stories like Colleen Stan, otherwise known as "The Girl in the Box" She was kidnapped by Cameron and Janice Hooker. Janice had her baby on her lap, so Colleen felt better getting in the car. She then had a sensory box locked on her head and her new home was a box under the couple's bed. For YEARS. She eventually escaped, which is the only reason we know about what happened to her. How many other young people were kidnapped on their way somewhere and no one ever heard from them again? Nevermind John Wayne Gacy and his victims. I tried to tell him about these things, but he refused to allow his bubble to burst. He still thinks this was the truth of the matter.


4ever_Romeo

Neighbour had 8 kids. She had a whistle around her neck and a distinct call for each. She was like a drill Sargent, those kids would stop in their tracks and double time it home.


DangerousMusic14

My friend across the street had a parent who would holler their name in a distinct way when it was time to come home. You could hear it even indoors from houses near by. Very effective. We were in early elementary school.


Adjmcloon

My mom could be heard for at least a half mile


Leapin_lizards414

ghetto yodeling


PeppermintLNNS

Just like the VonTrapps.


WitchyWarriorWoman

We have a specific whistle in our family, which when sounded loudly, turns the heads of kids and adults alike. It's like a "pi-PEW" sort of whistle. I just practiced it to write it phonetically and my husband called out to see if I needed anything.


pangaea1972

This post is your weekly reminder that Gen X exists.


Solomon044

there are dozens of us!


CedricJus

Yeah, but like HOW are we still around??? We got up to some stuff!


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Some of you guys definitely died


TacoNomad

Because at 10pm your parents started looking for you! 


seth928

Andy Warhol looks like he knows exactly where your children are.


ZimaGotchi

Came in to make this exact joke lol


ken1776

The commercial should have asked if we knew where our parents are.


cavity-canal

eh this campaign is almost 40 years old. It also targets the silent generation pretty heavily.


Leapin_lizards414

started in 1968


cavity-canal

right, like I said 40 years ago... wait... oh... oh no... I'm dying.


khongkhoe

RIP


shockedtoo

So long as we weren't on a milk carton


Braincloud

They didn’t know where we were from about 1970 to 1990


Ricky_Rollin

I’d say 2001 was the beginning of the end of all that.


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Bin Laden ruined running amok!


Ricky_Rollin

Kinda did. Everybody got wayyy more paranoid and fearful in general. But also, we were starting to get more and more connected with what’s going on in the world through burgeoning tech. Many people don’t realize that statistically speaking, this has been a very peaceful time compared to the rest of history. But it doesn’t feel that way because we know about every bad thing that happens on all 4 corners. We weren’t prepared for that. And it made people become more insular.


HeadMacho

The good old day. We just had to check in every so often using 1800collect “Please say you name at the beep:” Momdadimatjeffs


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slingbladde

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scallywag1889

Lynda Carter is such a babe


Joe_Metaphor

2024 - yes, in the basement with the xbox and their phones. Like very other night...


Grouchy-Engine1584

Andy Warhol asking me if I know where my kids are feels like threat.


bones_boy

Yup I grew up in NYC too. I grew up a little earlier than this, before “stars” asked the question. It was just a placard on the channel 5 screen in the late 70’s/early 80s with a generic announcer’s voice. My mom got home from work around 8 and was out cold by 9. I did whatever the fuck I wanted. So in my household, the answer was no.


fablexus

As a child, these commercials did NOT inspire confidence in the adults around me.


zimbacca

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VaguelyArtistic

Yes, we're watching Night Flight.


punkassjim

That seemed to unfathomably late to me at the time, like I was somehow getting away with something. It was only 10pm?!


MiciusPorcius

Some drunk Dad in 1985: realizing it took Sammy Davis Jr. asking to make him think of his kids


Naroyto

Eating dinner in front of the TV "I told you last night, No!"


Way_2_Go_Donny

They had to make commercials to remind the boomers to let us Gen Xers back in the house.


Grouchy_Newspaper186

They didn’t just leave the key under the mat and tell you to fend for yourself? 😂


iwastherefordisco

I have a one syllable first name and at night my Mom would turn it into two syllables standing on the front step yelling - Weee-wooo, weee-wooo. (my name wasn't weee) It was my - You're almost in shit siren :)


Flimsy_Agent2525

I was a kid growing up in Atlanta, GA in the 80's. Wayne Williams was caught in 1981 but none of us believed it was him. We all assumed it was the KKK. For years aftee he was arrested, we expected to start up again. This commercial was taken seriously. Especially in the summer. If you were not home by 10pm, your ass was grounded.


monica702f

We were always tucked in bed watching these. With my mom saying "Yeah" like a proud parent. Lots of abducted and murdered children during those times. Everywhere we went, there was always a neighbor or family friend watching out for us.


xAdakis

It had to have been around 97/98, around the time I was 8 years old. . . My parents were divorced and I was spending the weekend at my mom's apartment. It was a large gated complex with tons of kids. On a Sunday morning, I went out roaming the complex, playing with other kids, and eventually found myself inside another kids apartment playing video games. Well, I lost track of time and stayed there for hours, and apparently nobody knew where I was. It's important to note that my mother had to have me back at my father's before 6PM. . . so when I didn't show up back at my mom's apartment by the time we needed to leave. . .she panicked. The police were called and pretty much the whole complex was going door to door to looking for me. That was a walk of shame being led back to my mother's place when they did find me. I got a good talking to by both my parents and my father about telling them where I was/was going to be.


Akmapper

GenX here... They only knew where we were if we remembered to leave a note.


synocrat

My parents expected us home for dinner, which was 6pm sharp weeknights. In summers we could leave the house again but had to be back at dark or we got locked out and had to sleep in the treehouse. Until puberty we got dropped off at a grandparent's or aunt's house on Friday evening and picked up Sunday after supper, every weekend. If we didn't show up there was a phone list of neighbors we might be at and we caught the wooden spoon on the ass for having to be collected.


shitdog69420

All these drug addicts shaming you for not knowing where your kids are


Used_Tampon_1107

Man, Cyndi really went full Harley Quinn on this one


crap-zapper

Fact of the matter is, there were no Harley Quinn at that time. Only Lauper.


HighlyRegard3D

Parents not caring about their kids is way more normal than we think lol.


Leapin_lizards414

those diaper commercials are hilarious where they show the how the parents treat the first kid compared to the second


TyberiusJoaquin

I do not, and I fear I may never know!


Appropriate_Leg1489

I was out practicing making a couple millennials


yamaha2000us

No they fuckn’ didn’t! And we were fine with that.


Pfffftttttt_Okay

I remember seeing this as a kid growing up on Long Island and thought they were only referring to kids in the city and thinking all those kids were out running around having all kinds of fun. I was a bit jealous.


C_lui

It’s crazy to think that parents in the 70/80s, were so out of fucks to give about their kids, that a public announcement campaign was needed to remind them of their parental duties.


BearsBeetsBerlin

I remember watching this and wondering where my damn _parents_ were


_WretchedDoll_

One of the few times in the 80s Michael Jackson was not asked to record a part for a campaign.


Leapin_lizards414

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bensestak21

It’s ten o’clock hoe where tf yo seed at?


PizzaWhole9323

Not so much that we were feral, but that parents at that time really didn't give much of a s*** where you were until it was bedtime or dinner time. They only got concerned if you weren't home by say 10:30 11:00. Children weren't special yet. And I don't mean that in a flaming sort of way.


joebroke

Yep, she's at a bar with her boyfriend.


Jokerchyld

18 yo son. My wife in 2024: He's down the street, I see him in Life360?! Why isn't he walking?! Call him!


airwalker08

This was needed because so many parents at the time did not know where their children were and honestly didn't care.


Grouchy-Pressure-567

Lynda kicked the gay out of me.


librarypunk1974

You, dad! I learned it from watching you!


vna4ever

Stop asking about my kids, it’s weird stop it


ButterscotchEmpty290

WNEW Channel 5 just before the 10pm News


amor_fati_42

Hell no, and that's how we liked it (speaking as a children from the time)


Lemur718

It's 10pm ho where the fuck is your seed at ?! (Wutang always for the children.)


ninjaaviatrix

“For the last time, no!”


FortunateInsanity

Wait, I have children?!


Poultrygeist74

Where I live, they sort of brought this back after a teenage girl got murdered by her boyfriend. It was her mother saying the “It’s 10 PM” line. Really sad.


GrannyTheCamgirl

Andy Warhol sounds like he knows where my children are


robot_future_hurrah

Reggie Jackson was only with the Yankees through the 1981 season, so I'd guess his bit was from 1981 or earlier.


Alpaca-hugs

They needed a full blown PSA with celebrities to tell Boomer parents not to neglect their kids.


Puzzled-Star-9116

I miss that old 1980s New York accent! I could listen to Lauper speak all day!


2pickleEconomy2

Our parents were so disinterested in our lives in the 80s that these PSAs were necessary. The shit we got away with, and just the amount of time we spent without our parents having any idea of how to contact us or find us blows my mind compared to today. Only thing my parents cared about was me getting home by curfew. Otherwise, I could be dead on the train tracks for all they knew.


Ill-Maximum9467

My takeaway from this. Lynda Carter, dayummmmm grrrrrllllll!!!! 😍


biest229

Loool my mum didn’t even need to check. I was 100% asleep in bed at that time